The Local Lazy Man System

　　 "What do you want to do?"

　　 Seeing Ye Yaorong approaching his group of "family" with a sledgehammer, the middle-aged man was startled.

　　 "I save people, get out of the way, don't prevent me from saving people!"

　　 Ye Guangrong said with a serious look.

　　 "You never want to hurt them, I will never allow them to hurt."

　　 "Yes, he must not be allowed to hurt Xiao Wu and Lan Lan."

　　 "Xiao Wu and Lanlan are dead, absolutely can't suffer such abuse again."

　　 "If you want to hurt Xiao Wu and Lan Lan, I stepped on my body first."

　　 This group of "family members" immediately stopped Ye Yaorong and prevented Ye Yaorong from approaching the two young dead.

　　 "What is hurt, do you guys use words, they are all dead, I hurt a hair ball, I am saving them, I want to bring them back to life, understand?"

　　 Ye Guangrong whitened the group of people and said.

　　 "Don't talk about those nice things, I have never heard anyone say this in my life, this smashes my head, and it can be sewn back to life."

　　 "You are going to destroy the body!"

　　 "That is, you treat us as idiots!"

　　 These "family members" looked at Ye Yaorong and said angrily.

"The truth is always in the hands of a few people. If you don’t try, how can you know that I can’t save them? The ancients have said, put it to death and live there. They are dead now and want to live again. Coming over, I can only use some special methods. Smashing the head seems cruel, but it is actually very effective."

　　 Ye Guangrong persuaded.

　　 According to Ye Yaorong's character, he would not talk so much nonsense with them, but for certain purposes, Ye Yaorong chose to talk so much nonsense with them.

　　 "We don't bet anymore, you go quickly."

　　 The middle-aged man stared at Ye Yaorong for a while, and said with a calm face.

　　 Now this thing is completely different from the initial premeditating, and if this continues, things may be messed up.

　　 There is not enough heart for the snake to swallow the elephant, and the cooked duck will fly.

　　 "It's too late to say these now."

　　 Ye Guangrong shook his head and walked over with the big hammer.

"you……"

　　 The people with long Ye Glory were tall and big, and they held a big hammer in their hands, which immediately frightened the family members.

　　 "Don't come here!"

　　 "Although they are dead, if you hit them on the head with a sledgehammer, it is illegal and severely punished by the law!"

　　 "Come here again, we're welcome!"

　　 Seeing Ye Guangrong approaching step by step, these "family members" were panicked.

　　 Ye Guangrong ignored these people and walked over step by step.

　　 "Call me!"

　　 Seeing Ye Yaorong's coming true, the middle-aged man became angry and immediately shouted to the people nearby.

　　 Although they were afraid of Ye Yaorong's combat effectiveness, everyone could only bite the bullet at this time.

　　 After all, Ye Yaorong couldn't let Ye Guangrong go over Xiao Wu and Lan Lan anyway.

　　 Looking at the group of family members rushing towards him, Ye Yaorong greeted him with a sneer.

　　 "Boom!"

"Snapped!"

"what……"

　　 "Oh..."

　　 With a scream, the onlookers looked stupid.

　　 "Am I watching a movie?"

"great!"

　　 "It's so cool, it's like Huo Yuanjia is alive."

　　 "It's too fast, there is no enemy!"

　　 "Kungfu, this is the real Chinese Kungfu."

　　 "That's amazing, so handsome! If I had such an amazing boyfriend, it would be great!"

　　……

　　 Seeing Ye Yaorong three or two times, he beat up all the so-called "family members" to the ground. The onlookers were taken aback for a moment, and they reacted and talked in surprise.

　　Especially those little girls who are in adolescence, all of them have a golden light, and there is an urge to swallow Ye Yaorong.

　　 Fortunately, Ye Yaorong turned his back to these little girls. He couldn't see the eyes of these little girls, otherwise he would definitely be frightened.

　　 After knocking down all the "family members" who were in the way, Ye Yaorong brought the sledgehammer to the two young corpses.

　　 "Smash the man or the woman first?"

　　 Ye Guangrong took a sledgehammer and drew back and forth between the two corpses, hesitating which head to hit first.

　　 "Smash women first, women first!"

　　 Ye Guangrong hesitated and said to himself.

　　 "No, don't smash me!"

　　 Suddenly, the woman's body that had fallen on the ground suddenly sat up and shouted in horror.

"what……"

　　 "Alive?"

　　 "Why did you live?"

　　 "Isn't it saying that you stopped your heartbeat and breathing? Didn't you mean that you are dead? Why did you come back to life?"

　　 "This hammer hasn't been smashed down, so he survived alone. Is this too strange?"

　　 "Could it be..."

　　 The onlookers were shocked by this sudden scene. Some did not understand how the man who was judged dead by the doctor just came alive.

　　 "Hey, if this hammer is not going down, just one will survive. It seems that if I go down the hammer, this man can be saved."

　　 Ye Guangrong said in surprise, the hammer in his hand was raised high, ready to hit the male corpse's head.

　　 "Stop...Stop..."

　　 The **** male corpse originally fell to the ground, opened his eyes, looked at the sledge hammer above his head in horror, and hurriedly shouted.

　　 "I haven't smashed my head yet, how come I am alive? This is different from what I thought."

　　 Ye Guangrong said incredulously while holding the big hammer.

　　 "Then...that...can you take this sledgehammer away?"

　　 The young man covered in blood said to Ye Yaorong anxiously.

　　 With such a big hammer just above him, the young man looked terrified.

　　 If this accidentally falls, I will really have my head blooming, and I really can't die anymore.

It turns out that these young men and women have been pretending to be dead. They also heard the conversation between Ye Yaorong and his accomplices. Although they were very scared, they still felt lucky in their hearts and felt that this person would not really use a hammer. Throwing yourself is just to frighten yourself.

　　 But now the hammer is just above his head, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, these young men and women dare not bet their lives!

　　 "One more came alive, Captain, what is going on?"

　　 The young traffic policeman looked at the deceased who had fallen on the ground. He was resurrected all at once, and asked the middle-aged traffic police in surprise.

　　 "You are stupid, you can't see this, this is a touch of porcelain!"

　　 The middle-aged traffic policeman stared at the young traffic policeman and said.

　　 Originally, the middle-aged traffic police felt that something was wrong. Why didn't these family members care much about the deceased? Instead of letting the ambulance pick up the deceased, they were concerned about the compensation and thought about betting with others.

　　 I understand now, it turns out this is a group of people who touched porcelain.

　　 It's a pity that they are greedy and expose their behavior.

　　 "It turned out to be touching porcelain, I said, how come I always feel that something is wrong, something different from a normal traffic accident."

　　 The young traffic policeman said with an enlightenment

　　 "Okay, hurry up and call the police. Let the police station handle this matter. It is no longer within the scope of our traffic police."

　　 middle-aged traffic police explained.

　　 Now the middle-aged traffic policeman is very curious about how Ye Yaorong discovered that these two young men and women were pretending to be dead. You must know that he also checked the two young men and women to make sure that their hearts have stopped beating and their bodies have stopped breathing.

　　 Not only himself, but even the doctor in the ambulance that came over, have determined that they are dead.

　　The scene in front of me tells myself that all this is a scam.

　　 "Liar, these people are simply liars!"

　　 "This acting is so good, I was almost fooled by this group of people."

　　 "It's hateful to drive. Now people who touch porcelain are becoming more and more unscrupulous. Who would dare to drive on the road from now on!"

　　 "Why the law can't severely punish these people who touch porcelain? The morality of this society now recedes because there are more and more people who touch porcelain."

"Yes, it is because the profits are high and the punishment is light. The people who touch porcelain are so arrogant. If one is caught, it will be sentenced to ten or twenty years. If all personal assets are confiscated, this will definitely be less. Many, many, it's a pity..."

　　 "Yes, the current law penalizes bad guys too little."

　　 "I hate these people who touch porcelain. Now which car is not equipped with a dash cam, and if there is no dash cam, I dare not go on the road."

　　 "What's the use of a driving recorder? Nowadays, people who are good at touching porcelain, I have been misrepresented once."

"what happened?"

　　 Someone immediately became curious.

"Once I was drunk, I hired a driver at the door of the hotel, but it was less than two hundred meters away from my door. He said he had a stomachache and he wanted to go to the toilet and let me drive by myself. I care, I feel that I’m right at my doorstep, just a little bit of road, and there is no traffic police check, so I just drive in the driver’s seat."

"As a result, the car hadn’t driven dozens of meters before it ran into an oncoming bicycle. The other party would have to pay 10,000 yuan, or they would call the police. Then I heard from my friend that I understood. I was hit by porcelain, and the driver of this generation is in the same group as the one who crashed."

"They are aiming at me because I am drunk~www.wuxiaspot.com~ deliberately driving me drunk. In this way, if I don’t lose money according to their requirements, they will call the police. The final result is very unfavorable to me, even if I know it’s touching. Porcelain must also give money unwillingly."

　　 A crowd of onlookers who had been touched with porcelain told everyone about the touch with porcelain.

　　 "These people who touch porcelain are really bad."

　　 "Yes, otherwise, if this young man makes this act and exposes this group of clashes, this young female driver will really be out of luck, and she must be threatened to lose a lot of money."

　　 "That's enough, I mistakenly thought I killed someone, and I didn't get hold of it by this gang. How much money this gang wants."

　　 "If I can, I really want to kill these touch porcelains."

　　 "I think too, now there are some people who are touching porcelain, and they are becoming more and more arrogant, and they are all upright. They directly hit your car. If you don't pay, you won't let you go."

　　……

　　 People onlookers saw this scene and started talking about it. Now in this society, people hate the act of touching porcelain.

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