The Local Lazy Man System

"Haha, can't hit me, can't hit me!"

The second parrot flew in the air, looking at Ye Yaorong, seven or eight meters below him, suddenly became happy.

"Satisfied, right?"

As Ye Yaorong said, he looked to the ground once and saw a small dead branch on the grass.

The Erhuo parrot who had been observing Ye Yaorong in the air saw that Ye Xiaorong picked up a dead branch from the ground and hurriedly flew up to the sky, about three to fifty meters high from Ye Yaorong. The Erhuo parrot exclaimed triumphantly: "Enough No, no reach!"

These two parrots are not stupid, they are also extremely smart. They know their masters are very powerful, so they fly high and old at such a high distance. These two parrots feel safe, no matter how powerful their masters are May hit yourself with dead branches.

"I smile smugly, I smile smugly..."

Assuming that his master has nothing to do with him, these two parrots are still singing proudly in the air.

"Then... That parrot is so spiritual, and can sing?"

Not far away, Zhao Yuanyuan looked at the parrot in the sky with shocked expression, and said to the Ye Zixiang next to him in disbelief.

After all, there are very few parrots who can learn human language, but a parrot who sings popular songs fluently like this is really unheard of, unseen.

It’s amazing here. There are not only mandarin ducks, swans, but also flying horses with wings and parrots that can sing.

Fortunately, Zhao Yuanyuan did not see the giant wild boar, wild wolf and bear, otherwise he might be frightened and fainted.

"That's the parrot that Uncle Ye raises. It's called Yingying. It's smart, and that IQ is no worse than a ten-year-old kid.

Ye Zixiang said.

"So smart?"

Zhao Yuanyuan did not dare to talk.

The IQ of a ten-year-old child is very powerful. Such a parrot is very, very precious!

It is much more precious than the white swan and the black swan.

...

Ye Yaorong looked up at the Erhuo parrot who was proud in the air.

Estimated the distance, the parrot is about forty-five meters above his head.

If it is an ordinary person, there is really no way to throw the branches that far.

But for Ye Yaorong, there was really no problem.

A thing as light as a tree branch, no matter how strong it is, basically cannot be thrown at a distance of forty or fifty meters high. After all, in addition to the gravity of the earth, there is also the resistance of the air and the wind at high altitude.

But Ye Yaorong had something like "mind power", something as light as a dead tree branch. Forty to fifty meters were within Ye Yaorong's power of mind.

Ye Yaorong could control the branch to the height where the parrot was now.

After Ye Yaorong calculated a little, the branch in his left hand threw up.

"Tweet"

With the sound of the branches breaking through the air, the branches flew high into the sky.

"Ah...help, help, I was hit, it hurts... it hurts..."

Ye Yaorong controlled his thoughts and made the branch hit the Erhuo parrot, making it feel painful, but would not cause huge damage to it.

The pain caused the parrot to be dizzy and lose control of its body. It fell straight down from mid-air.

When the parrot regained consciousness, it was already firmly grasped by Ye Yaorong.

"Master, I was wrong, I will never dare anymore."

Pinched by Ye Yaorong, the parrot rushed to admit his mistake.

Especially when Ye Yaorong's face was not good, the parrot cleverly admitted his mistake and apologized, with a pair of wings honestly closed behind his back, and his little head was also honestly drooping.

"Fly, can't you fly?"

Ye Yaorong stared at the second parrot and said.

"Fly, no matter how much I fly, I can't fly out of the palm of your master, isn't this honestly in the palm of your master? Master is mighty! Long live master!"

The parrot "Yingying" was very knowledgeable about current affairs, and opened her mouth to flatter Ye Yaorong.

"Stop flattering me, tell me what happened just now?"

Ye Yaorong wouldn't be fooled by these two parrots.

"Master, this... Doesn't this blame me?"

These two parrots turned their eyes and said immediately.

"Why blame me for failing?"

Ye Yaorong looked at the parrot coldly and said.

This parrot actually **** on his own clothes, which is worth it.

If you don't show it the color, he still can't be arrogant, and he will pull it directly on his head next time if he doesn't get it right.

"I complain about the weather. It's too cold. I have a cold. I can't control my diarrhea. Yes, it's diarrhea."

The second parrot hurriedly said.

"Cold cold? Diarrhea?"

Ye Yaorong couldn't help being stunned by these two parrots.

Recently, the temperature in the south has been very low and the flu is high. Many people have colds and fevers. Taoyuan Community Hospital for the Elderly rushes to see the doctor every day, and most of them are suffering from the flu.

Not only children caught colds and fevers, many adults also caught colds and fevers.

This year's seasonal flu is much worse than in previous years.

I just didn't expect birds like parrots to be affected.

"Master~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'm really diarrhea!"

Seeing that the master was stunned, the parrot nodded and said affirmatively, knowing that the master believed his words.

"Do you think I'm so cheating?"

Ye Yaorong scanned the two parrots, and found that it had no problems at all, and there was no such thing as a cold.

However, the acting skills of these two parrots are still very good. If Ye Yaorong hadn't understood this medical skill, he would almost be fooled by it.

"Master, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Seeing that the lie was seen through by the owner, the two parrots immediately began to nod and bow their heads and admit their mistakes.

"Now I know it's wrong, it's too late!"

With that, Ye Yaorong found a small nylon rope to tie one of the legs of these two goods to the branch, and directly hung the guy upside down.

This scheming, cheap-mouthed guy, if he doesn't give a good lesson, it's really against the sky!

"Help! Help! Animal cruelty!"

The Erhuo parrot hung upside down on the tree, constantly waving its wings and swaying under the branches, shouting loudly for help.

"Shout, it's no use shouting to break your throat!"

Ye Yaorong said triumphantly.

The two parrots that are most distressed at home are Liu Qingqing and Dudu. They are all going to the Taoyuan elderly community now. It is useless to shout at this parrot.

In this house, except for Liu Qingqing and Dudu, these two parrots were in front of Ye Yaorong.

"Help, kill...oh, no...kill the bird."

The second parrot cried sadly.

Now these two parrots regret to urinate and urinate casually.

This feeling of being hung upside down on a branch is really uncomfortable.

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