The Local Lazy Man System
Chapter 2105: "Uncle, can you marry me?"
"No need, I'm full!"
Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.
It wasn't that Ye Yaorong was polite, but that he ate a lot of things that he didn't know and tasted bad, so he would protest.
Humans are like this. Only when the stomach is very hungry will the stomach open the door to those things that they don't usually accept. This is a special adaptability of the human body.
Now that his stomach is not very hungry, Ye Yaorong naturally didn't want to wrong himself.
After all, there are so many delicious things in his Qiankun Ring, after Elmo leaves, he can take something to eat from the "Qiankun Ring".
"By the way, where is this place?"
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo and asked.
"This is An'erla Village."
Elmo said.
"Ella?"
A very unfamiliar name, probably the name of a region or a village in Tusken Country.
Now there is no signal on the mobile phone, otherwise you can use the mobile phone to check the location of Ella.
"Why am I here?"
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo suspiciously and asked.
"When my brother went hunting in the back mountain, he found you lying in the back mountain, so he backed you back. Are you a foreigner who came to us for an adventure?"
Elmo asked.
"That's it!"
Ye Yaorong nodded and said.
Wouldn't it be an adventure in this Tusken country?
They are all about to be split into prototypes by Heaven!
Ye Yaorong was really right now, he didn't even have the strength to pretend.
"I still know what your name is?"
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong with a look of expectation and asked.
"My name is Ye Yaorong and I am from Huaxia."
Ye Yaorong introduced himself.
In any case, I was rescued by the Elmo family, and the Elmo family can be said to be saving lives.
"Then can I call you Big Brother Ye?"
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong excitedly and asked.
"Big brother?"
Ye Yaorong looked at the thin Elmo and said with a smile: "You shouldn't call my elder brother, you should call my uncle."
After all, Elmo's age was only twelve or three years old, but he was several years younger than Wang Meng.
"Uncle?"
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong suspiciously.
"Yes, uncle!"
Ye Yaorong nodded and said.
"Uncle, can you marry me?"
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong, then pointed to himself, and said.
"marry you!"
Ye Yaorong was stunned, feeling suffocated.
What's all this, this little girl is only a few years old, and she wants to marry him by herself.
She has a big heart, she dare to marry herself without even knowing whether she is a bad person.
Are these African girls so unrestrained and bold?
"Yes, just marry me, uncle, just marry me!"
Elmo said seriously.
"How can you marry someone so young!"
Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.
Rejecting this little girl directly would easily make her sad, so Ye Yaorong had to reject her indirectly.
"I'm not young anymore. Many girls like me in the village are married, and some children can walk."
Elmo shook his head and said.
"I have a wife!"
Ye Yaorong just remembered at this time that this is an African state, and many tribes in the African state do not even have a legal age for marriage.
In Africa, people’s life expectancy is generally low. Coupled with the fact that few people receive cultural education, people here generally get married very early.
Ye Yaorong had to change an excuse to say.
"It doesn't matter. Men in our tribe have many wives."
Elmo shook his head and said.
It seemed that I didn't care about it at all.
But Ye Yaorong soon understood that this is not Huaxia. Huaxia practices monogamy. Basically, few women can accept that their husband has a woman outside.
But it's different in this African state. Women's status in Africa is generally low, and polygamy is popular here, so that women here don't care much about their husbands marrying several wives.
Even here, many women take pride in the number of wives their husbands marry.
Because in many tribes in Africa, women are men’s wealth. A man who marries more wives shows that this man is capable, rich, and respected by the tribe.
Ye Yaorong told Elmo that he had a wife's excuse, but it really didn't work at all.
"Well, you see that I already have a wife, and you don't understand me. If I were a bad person, it would be miserable for you to marry me."
Ye Yaorong persuaded Elmo.
Ye Yaorong is very weak now, otherwise Ye Yaorong would have run away long ago.
When would I be proposed by a girl.
And also a minor foreign woman.
To be honest, Ye Yaorong was not happy at all now!
Even if Ye Yaorong is not married now and does not have a wife, he would not marry this Elmo!
It wasn't that Elmo was young, and it wasn't that Elmo had no affection.
It's Ye Yaorong's aesthetics.
In Africa, people here regard black as their beauty. The darker they are, the more beautiful they are. Girls like Elmo are definitely beautiful women.
However, Ye Yaorong is a native of Huaxia, who regards white as beauty. There is a saying in Huaxia that "one white covers three ugliness".
Since ancient times, people in China have always regarded the standard of beauty as: "White skin is better than snow, and skin is like fat."
This is the Chinese people's constant aesthetic standard for thousands of years, so Ye Yaorong would never accept a black girl like Elmo.
"Uncle is not a bad person, Elmo can feel it."
Elmo shook his head and said.
"Then tell the uncle, why do you want to marry the uncle?"
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo and asked.
"Because the uncle is a foreigner."
Elmo said.
"Foreigner?"
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo puzzled.
She is a foreigner, what does this have to do with her marrying herself.
"Foreign countries are good. Girls in the tribe want to marry a foreign country. They have beautiful clothes to wear in foreign countries, a lot of delicious food to eat, and TV watching. Although Elmo doesn't know what this TV is, but Ai Elmo heard from my brother that it was a magical thing."
"Elmo wants to leave the tribe, to go to the outside world, to see what the sea is like, what the desert is like, to see the car, and Elmo wants to watch TV..."
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong expectantly and said.
"That's why you want to marry me?"
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo amused and asked.
It seems that I am so passionate. I thought that Elmo fell in love with him at first sight, and that he would marry him at a young age.
It now appears that this is not the case at all.
That's right. The non-state people's aesthetic standard is that black is beautiful. In the eyes of these non-state people, he is an ugly man. How could Elmo fall in love with him at first sight.
"Ok!"
Elmo nodded and said.
"That's all right, the uncle sent you to China to study, let you go to see the sea and the desert, you don't want to tell the uncle about marrying the uncle, okay?
Ye Yaorong looked at Elmo with a smile and said.
"If you don't marry the uncle, why should the uncle send Elmo to study and let Elmo see the sea and the desert."
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong suspiciously.
In the tribe, a woman is a man’s wealth. If he does not marry an uncle, he is not the uncle’s wealth. Why should he be so good to himself?
"Because your family saved the uncle, so the uncle is for you to read and live for you!"
Ye Yaorong said with a smile.
"Really?"
Elmo was stuck in surprise, Ye Yaorong asked.
In fact, Elmo didn't want to marry the uncle in front of him, but his brother said that if you want to live a good life and see the wonderful world outside, you must marry a foreigner.
Only by marrying a foreigner will the foreigner take Elmo to leave the tribe and live a prosperous life abroad.
That is a completely different way of life from the tribe.
The elder brother told Elmo that it was a happy life that God could only lead.
Therefore, Elmo paid special attention to the foreigner brought back by this brother. Not only did he wipe his body personally, he had been taking care of him in the house for the past two days.
He seemed to regard Ye Yaorong as his husband.
"of course it's true."
Ye Yaorong nodded affirmatively.
For Ye Yaorong, funding Elmo to study and live in China is a small matter, and it is easy to do.
"Uncle, thank you!"
Hearing that Ye Yaorong really wanted to send himself to a foreign country to study, Elmo was particularly excited.
"This is for you, take it out and play!"
Ye Yaorong took out a remote control toy car from the Qiankun ring and said to Elmo.
After all, this Elmo is only twelve or three years old~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is the age when he especially loves toys.
"What is this?"
Elmo looked at the toy car in Ye Yaorong's hand curiously.
Obviously, Elmo had never seen the captain.
"This is a toy car for children, a miniature version of the car."
Ye Yaorong explained.
"This is the car?"
Elmo stared at the remote control toy car in Ye Yaorong's hand, and asked suspiciously.
Elmo has only heard the wizards of the tribe say about cars. The wizards in the tribe are the most knowledgeable, and they know a lot. Children in the tribe like to go to the wizard to listen to the strange things outside.
"This is a toy car, I will teach you how to play!"
Ye Yaorong took out a few batteries from Qiankun Ring and put them into the toy car, like Elmo demonstrates how to control the toy car.
"what……"
"God..."
"Amazing……"
Elmo kept shouting in surprise.
This remote-controlled toy car really shocked her too much.
In Elmo's insight, this is simply a miracle.
"Okay, let's go out and play!"
Ye Yaorong handed the remote control to Elmo and said.
"Uncle, this... is this really given to me?"
Elmo looked at Ye Yaorong excitedly and asked.
"Yes, I gave it to you, hurry up and take it out to play, uncle has to rest well!"
Ye Yaorong urged Elmo to say.
For Ye Yaorong, the most important thing now is to rest and recover some physical strength quickly.
At the very least, you must have the ability to protect yourself!
This Elmo was chatting beside him, Ye Yaorong couldn't recover his strength!
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