The Local Lazy Man System

"Auntie, don't worry, there will never be such a thing. I don't have time to hurt Yuwei. How can she be wronged?"

Zuo Hai said hurriedly.

"It won't be good!"

Liu Qingqing nodded and said with satisfaction.

...

After lunch, He Yuwei took Zuo Hai to visit the courtyard.

"The food at your uncle's tastes so good. This is the best meal I have ever had."

Walking out of the small courtyard, Zuo Hai said to He Yuwei.

"That is, my uncle’s house is not an ordinary family. Many of the dishes eaten here are grown by themselves and can’t be bought outside, and you haven’t eaten dishes made by my uncle himself. That’s the real thing. It’s delicious in the world, you’ll never forget it once in a lifetime."

He Yuwei said.

He Yuwei couldn't help drooling when he talked about the dishes made by her uncle.

I haven't eaten dishes made by my uncle in ten years. I remember the delicacy all my life. It's really delicious.

Especially in these years abroad, He Yuwei can't help but think of the human delicacy made by her uncle every day after eating the monotonous food abroad.

"Uncle, can he cook? And it's super delicious?"

Zuo Hai asked with a look of surprise.

"Of course, but my uncle seldom cooks himself now. I guess I won't have the chance to eat the dishes my uncle himself made this time."

He Yuwei said with some doubts.

"Yuwei, I’m very curious about how uncles and others take care of them, how they all look so young, they are all younger than us, if you didn’t say that they were all 40 or 50 years old, I would really not dare Believe it, especially that Aunt Qingqing, who is like a girl, feels like a female college student who just went to university, and of course she is the most beautiful female college student inside."

Zuo Hai asked curiously.

"I don't know this. I told you that my uncle is a strange person, so many things we find incredible are normal to him."

He Yuwei said.

"Ok!"

Zuo Hai nodded and said.

I heard He Yuwei say that she has a very amazing and amazing uncle. When I met him this time, Zuo Hai understood.

This Uncle Ye Yaorong is really a strange person.

Fifty years old...no, a forty-nine-year-old man actually looks like a guy in his twenties, and he has a group of wives who also look very young and very beautiful.

"Yuwei...Yuwei..."

Suddenly a voice came from the sky.

Zuo Hai looked up suspiciously, no one else.

"Where does the sound come from?"

Zuo Hai asked suspiciously.

"Hehe, it's a buzzing voice."

He Yuwei said with a smile.

"Huh?"

Zuo Hai was stunned.

Just when he was stunned, two birds flew down from the sky and landed on He Yuwei's shoulder. One was a very common parrot, and there was another beautiful bird with seven-color feathers.

"This is a bird raised by my uncle. This parrot is Pidi, but she is clever and can say anything. This is Wenwen, Didi's wife Wenwen. It is a very rare colorful bird."

He Yuwei pointed to the parrot Ping Ping and the colorful bird Wenwen on her shoulder and introduced.

"So blocked and blocked!"

He said to Zuo Hai.

"what?"

Zuo Hai didn't understand what he said.

"It's talking about Howdoyoudo, it's asking you hello."

He Yuwei said with a smile.

I don’t know who I learned English with. The pronunciation is very substandard. This "Howdoyoudo" is dumbfounded by it as "good and bad".

After reacting, Zuo Hai learned what he said and said: "It's so blocked and blocked!"

This parrot is a bird with a high intelligence quotient, and it is normal to learn human language. Zuo Hai is not too surprised.

Only soon, he can't calm down.

"Yuwei, is he your boyfriend?"

Bibi asked Yuwei.

"Yes, he is my boyfriend, how is he, handsome?"

He Yuwei said with a smile.

"Not handsome at all, not good-looking! Not good-looking at all, flowers are stuck in cow dung."

The parrot shook his head and said.

"Ha ha ha... ha ha ha..."

He Yuwei laughed so much that her stomach hurts when she heard what the parrot said.

I didn't expect that my boyfriend would be despised by a bird and look handsome.

"you……"

Zuo Hai pointed at the parrot with a strange expression on his face.

I never thought that I would be despised by a bird. I grew up with such a tree and wind, and I was turned into cow dung by someone.

Nima's, these words still came from a bird's mouth.

If this spreads out, I will lose my face.

"Yuwei, your boyfriend is not handsome, so I won't let people say, hey...this man...how can it be so difficult for this bird to tell the truth?"

He said a word of dissatisfaction and flew away with the text.

"Hahaha..."

"Hahaha..."

He Yuwei couldn't stand up because he was so amused.

It's so funny.

It would be great if I recorded the previous paragraph with my mobile phone...

"stop laughing!"

Zuo Hai is depressed!

Once upon a time, I was actually made fun of by a parrot.

"Husband, you're really not handsome, you know what others have said."

He Yuwei finally stopped smiling and said to Zuo Hai.

"This parrot has become fine, it should have lived a long time~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Zuo Hai asked.

"Well, when I met my uncle, Ting Ting was there, I am almost twenty years old now!"

He Yuwei said.

Generally, the life span of small parrots in the wild is less than 20 years. If humans are raised in captivity, their life span will be shorter, about 10 years.

The lifespan of medium and large parrots is much longer. One can live for 40 to 100 years. If humans are kept in captivity, they can live for more than ten years.

But this is not certain. If you raise it well, you can live for 100 years.

It can be said that parrots are rare long-lived birds among birds.

"No wonder so smart!"

Zuo Hai nodded and said.

The cleverness just made Zuo Hai feel a little surprised, but he was not particularly surprised. After all, there are few parrots who can speak and even think and speak independently in foreign countries, but some.

"Hehe, the animals in my uncle's house are very clever, wait a minute, don't be surprised."

He Yuwei smiled and said to her boyfriend.

Zuo Hai shook his head in disbelief. He looked at the yard as beautiful as the prince’s castle in the fairy tale and said, "Your uncle, this yard is really big and beautiful."

Zuo Hai was born in Wenlai, a top-notch overseas Chinese rich family. His yard also occupies a large area and is very beautiful, but compared to here, it lacks a lot of natural breath.

These are two completely different beautiful scenery. The artificial traces of my large yard are too obvious. It is a kind of artificial beauty. But here is different, here is a kind of natural beauty.

"That is……"

Suddenly Zuo Hai's face changed, and his legs and feet trembled involuntarily.

"Quick...Run!"

Reacting to this, Zuo Hai took He Yuwei's hand and ran out hurriedly.

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