The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Honor, you eat grapes."

Ye Shuting handed a grape to Ye Guangrong's mouth and said.

"Thank you, I will do it myself."

Ye Yaorong grabbed the grapes from Ye Shuting's hand and said. What a joke, where is it now, the entire Taoyuan Village is basically here, the four or five hundred people, if you let Ye Shuting feed the grapes into your mouth.

No need for tomorrow, just this afternoon, the rumors about himself and Ye Shuting will spread throughout the village. It is estimated that the old village chief's family will take the knife to their home to ask for explanation.

"Then, Brother Glory, I will get the chopsticks."

Ye Shuting also realized that she was too reckless, so she hurried to get her chopsticks.

"What's your name? Ye? You can't remember my memory anymore." Ye Shuting left, Ye Yaorong said to the young girl staring at him in embarrassment.

Not to mention, Ye Shuting really knows how to choose a table. This table is full of dolls under the age of twenty, but she and Xiao Si'er are older.

According to the current young people's name, he and Xiao Si'er are "uncles", which makes Ye Yaorong a little regretful for coming to this table, there is simply a generation gap.

"My name is Ye Xiaomeng. I saw you when I was a kid. Your name is Ye Yaorong. You are a lazy man from Taoyuan Village. My dad's name is Ye Xiangyu. If you are by seniority, you will call my aunt."

The sixteen or seven-year-old girl opposite Ye Yaorong said to Ye Yaorong old-fashioned. In that way, she really looked like Ye Yaorong's elders.

Why is it so unlucky for me to go?

Ye Yaorong couldn't help but exchanged eyes with Xiao Si'er, his face was depressed, which table to go to is not good, come to this table, a little girl has grown up, how can this be mixed?

Suddenly, Ye Yaorong was no longer hungry, and he really had no appetite. Where did this girl who came out of her say, can she speak? My family’s kinship with Ye Xiangyu’s family is far away. To talk about it, at least six or seven generations of ancestors must be brothers.

Besides, Ye Xiangyu has moved out for ten years, so what is it to do with his daughter back to the village? Ye Yaorong was depressed.

Ye Yaorong really wanted to slap himself right now. It's okay to ask anything else. Now, let's ask an elder. What's more troublesome is in this rural area. Everyone must accept this death truth. As long as someone is older than you, if you really want you to call her an elder, you must call her. Otherwise, she will be ignorant and will be told by those in the village who have nothing to do.

"That Xiaomeng, I haven't seen you in a few years. You've grown up like this. You're really a big eighteen woman. You're getting more and more beautiful."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. I really want to call this Ye Xiaomeng "aunt". Ye Yaorong is absolutely impossible to call out. He is almost 30 years old. To a high school student, calling "auntie", Ye Yaorong really can't afford to say that. What's more, everyone has no relatives.

"You have to call my aunt."

Ye Xiaomeng stared at Ye Yaorong and said.

"Aunty, sister, if you don't scold you, you still can't catch your breath."

Ye Yaorong widened his eyes and said to Ye Xiaomeng unhappily. Tigers do not show off. I really think I am a sick cat, and a little girl has to ride on my head. This is worth it.

"According to seniority, I am your aunt. If you talk to elders like this, I want to tell my dad to go."

Ye Xiaomeng was not at all afraid of Ye Yaorong's angry look, an old **** said to the ground. It seemed that Ye Xiaorong had been eaten up.

"You can tell your dad. Don't forget that when you were young, you used to steal oranges from your uncle's house. I remember it clearly. Xiao Si'er, you should know this too."

Ye Yaorong said to Xiao Si'er beside him. Isn't your girl asking me to get off stage? Then I won't make you feel better. Ye Yaorong would never call this little girl "aunt" anyway.

Ye Yaorong really couldn't say it. If you call this little girl Pianzi Aunt today, all the dolls in the village who are older than him will have to ride on his head.

This is definitely not what Ye Yaorong wanted. Although the people in the village are very particular about generations, it also depends on the situation. What Ye Yao said now is a person with status in the village. Ye Yaorong really doesn't want to lose shares. dry.

"Of course I know. When this girl was young, she liked to steal other people's food and eat it. My corn was ruined by her."

Xiao Si'er said. Xiao Si'er was the same as Ye Yaorong, but he didn't want to call this Ye Xiaomeng girl "aunt", because it was too bad.

Besides, this table is full of teenage dolls. I and Brother Honor are considered the oldest at this table. If I really bow my head and call this Ye Xiaomeng girl "aunt", if there are a few more generations on this table People who are taller than you want to call uncles and grandpas by yourself.

In this matter, Xiao Si'er's thoughts are highly consistent with Ye Yaorong, and they will never compromise. How can a big man lose to a little girl movie.

"You guys are talking nonsense, when I was a kid, where did you say it?"

Ye Xiaomeng said in disbelief. The main reason was that it was too long. Ye Xiaomeng couldn't remember if he had such a thing when he was a child.

"Xiaomeng, this is the truth. Don't deny it. Anyone who was ignorant when he was a child, as long as he grows up, is sensible, and knows that what he did before is wrong, that's fine."

Ye Yaorong looked like an elder and said to Ye Xiaomeng instructively. Anyway, Ye Xiaomeng was only five or six years old at that time, how can he remember it clearly now, telling herself where she knew.

"You must be lying to me. You don't want to call me aunt, just don't call it that. Do you need to black me out like this? When I was a child, I was very cute, very clean and sensible. How could I do that? Things."

Ye Xiaomeng glanced at Ye Yaorong and Xiao Si'er, and said narcissistically.

"Hey, no one believes in telling the truth these days." Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Haha~www.wuxiaspot.com~Brother Honor, you are so funny." Ma Lin couldn't help but laughed.

"Am I funny? I'm almost hungry. Where can I be funny?" Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Brother Honor, or else, eat the fruit first." Ye Xiaojuan handed a strawberry to Ye Honor and said.

"Eating this strawberry can't fill your stomach at all." Ye Guangrong took the strawberry in Ye Xiaojuan's hand and put it in his mouth, and he ate it in two bites.

This strawberry was bought from the village next door. It was called "Milk Strawberry", but Ye Yaorong didn't understand why this strawberry was called "Milk Strawberry". After all, in the next village, let alone cows, there was not even a bull.

"Hehe, Brother Glory, you are hungry. I can bring the chopsticks. If it weren't for the granddaughter of the village chief, people wouldn't give me the chopsticks. I would give it somehow."

Ye Shuting took the chopsticks and said to Ye Yaorong inviting credit.

"It took so long for you to take a chopstick, and you still have no credit?" Ye Guangrong looked at Ye Shuting speechlessly and said. (To be continued.)