The Local Lazy Man System

Chapter 272: Pretending to be drunk

"I don't have a job yet, I'm still a child, and of course I have to pay for the new year." Ye Shuting said.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I didn't prepare new year's money for you." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Huh, meanie, eat chicken legs."

Ye Shuting looked dissatisfied, and put a piece of chicken leg into Ye Yaorong's bowl, and said.

"Haha, it's good to have chicken legs," Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Glory, come on, we drink, we usually drink at your house, how can we not get drunk when we arrive at my house today." The old village chief picked up a glass of white wine and went with Ye Yaorong.

"Old village chief, you are trying to get me drunk." Ye Yaorong smiled and had a drink with the old village chief.

New Year's Day is just eating and drinking. Starting from the 28th of the twelfth lunar month and eating until the tenth of the first lunar month, it can be said that you are tired of eating.

After all, when you eat a banquet in the countryside, everyone basically has the same dishes. It can be said that you eat a few old dishes every day, eat it during the day and at night, until you see the dishes on the wine table, there is no taste.

If you have many relatives, it is common to have three or five banquets a day. Even during the New Year every year, some people drink and go to the hospital.

"Glory, it's not the first time we drank, your drink is no worse than mine, whoever drank whoever drank it, today we will decide what to do." The old village chief said with a smile.

...

"Husband, are you all right."

Liu Qingqing helped her man come out of the old village chief's house, and couldn't help but asked with some worry. After all, at night, my man drank with the old village chief's family. The liquor was at least three kilograms of liquor. Liu Qingqing looked at her distressedly.

"You think your man is drunk, right?" Ye Yaorong said with a smile to his wife.

"Husband, are you not drunk?"

Seeing that his man was not as drunk as he was when he came out of the old village chief's house, Liu Qingqing couldn't help but asked in confusion.

"Of course I'm not drunk. Three catties of liquor makes your man drunk, so I underestimate your man."

Ye Yaorong put his arms around his wife and said. The mountain breeze came in the evening and it was a bit cold. Ye Yaorong wanted to use his body temperature to warm his wife.

"But you looked like you were drunk just now. You are not pretending to be drunk." Liu Qingqing asked in surprise.

"What do you mean, if I don't pretend to be drunk, this wine will have to be drunk endlessly. When can we go home?" Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Hehe, husband, you are still smart, and I will give you a reward."

Liu Qingqing kissed Ye Yaorong on the cheek. Said happily. To be honest, Liu Qingqing had long wanted to go home in such a cold day, but the old village head had been pulling his man to drink, and Liu Qingqing couldn't talk about it.

Fortunately, his own man is smart and pretended to be drunk, otherwise the banquet is estimated to have to drink until midnight.

"Of course, don't look at your man who graduated from junior high school. This brain is better than many college students." Ye Yaorong said contentedly.

"I know, husband, you are the best." Liu Qingqing said with certainty.

A cold wind blew. Ye Yaorong felt a chill on his face, "Wife, are you cold?"

"Hmm. Kind of."

It was really cold at the foot of the mountain in this winter, so cold that Liu Qingqing couldn't help shaking a little.

"Wife, come up, I will carry you." Ye Yaorong squatted and said to his woman.

"Ok."

Liu Qingqing happily lay on his man's back. At this moment, Liu Qingqing felt that she was the happiest woman in the world.

"I carry my wife and go home."

Ye Yaorong happily walked towards home with Liu Qingqing on his back.

...

"Brother Honor, it's ten o'clock, you're still sleeping late." Ye Honor slept well in the room. Ye Shuting and Ma Lin, who were broken into the house, woke up.

"It's not that you drank too much at your house yesterday," Ye Yaorong said.

During this bed, Ye Yaorong felt that he had a headache. It seems that although he has been drinking well. I won't get drunk, but if I drink too much, I still have a headache.

Also, people in rural areas drink only dozens of dollars a bottle of liquor, which is not very good. If you drink too much, it is easy to get on your head. Generally, you will get a headache when you wake up after sleeping.

"Deserve it, who told you to drink so much alcohol? I looked distressed. I made you look at you several times. You ignored me and kept drinking. Now I know that I have a headache." Ye Shuting touched distressedly. Touched Ye Guangrong's head and said.

"I don't have a cold, why are you touching my head." Ye Yaorong said silently.

"I'm not afraid of you catching a cold? By the way, I made a look at you last night, why did you ignore me?" Ye Shuting looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

"So you made me look at me, I thought your eyes were uncomfortable." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Hate, why is there so no sense of tacit understanding." Ye Shuting said depressedly.

"Two beauties, are you going to go out?" Ye Yaorong said to Ye Shuting and Ma Lin.

"What are you doing?"

Ye Shuting was not in a good mood, and she was not yet annoyed about the things that Ye Guangrong didn't agree with herself.

"I want to change clothes when I'm young, and I'm not getting married between men and women, do you two avoid it?" Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"You haven't seen the things on your men, why are they so mysterious?" Ma Lin gave Ye Yaorong a white glance.

"It seems that you have countless readers?" Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Who, who reads countless men? It's not the current Internet. Once you open a netizen, you will run out of those pages. You can't do it without reading it." Ma Lin immediately explained.

"Oh, it seems I am thinking too much."

"You think too much." Ma Lin said.

"The two beauties, do you want to avoid it? If you don't avoid it, I will come out of the quilt, but I don't have anything to wear." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"It's such a cold day, why don't you sleep in pajamas?" Ma Lin asked with some surprise.

"When you have a husband ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ you will know why you don't wear clothes at night." Ye Yaorong looked at Ma Lin with a smirk and said.

"What do you mean?"

Ma Lin couldn't react at all, and asked suspiciously.

"Linlin is gone, don't ask."

Ye Shuting understood the meaning of Ye Yaorong's words, and immediately blushed and pulled Ma Lin out of the house. Brother Honor was too bad, so she said everything.

"But I haven't understood the meaning of Brother Glory. What does it mean to know when I have a husband?" Ma Lin was still thinking about it.

"Don't tell me, when you have a husband, what are you doing in bed, don't you understand?" Ye Shuting pulled Ma Lin out of the house and looked at Ma Lin with a depressed expression.

"Ah..., Brother Glory is too bad, he even made fun of me like this."

Ma Lin was so touched by Ye Shuting, she immediately understood the meaning of Ye Yaorong's words, and immediately blushed. (To be continued.)

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