The Local Lazy Man System

"Three hundred yuan, you send a beggar." Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Why, I still want us to share the spoils with you, is it itchy, looking for a fight."

The thief-eyed Tong Zhiwei waved his fist and said threateningly. After all, his own money was not brought by the wind, and it was all hard-earned money earned by "technical living". How could it be possible to share the spoils with this outsider.

"No, no, I don't want to divide the spoils, I want everything, do you know? Brother once had a dream, that is, to fight the sword in white clothes and anger the horse in fresh clothes, to walk the horizon, to fight for justice, to rob the rich and the poor... As far as you two scumbags, I don’t have to say, this uncle is going to walk the way for the heavens and rob the rich and help the poor."

Ye Yaorong learned the dialogue he saw in previous novels and said to the two thieves. Ye Yaorong felt that he felt like acting now.

Ye Yaorong looked crazy, but he looked silly on the two thieves.

"Is this guy a lunatic?" Chen Yun asked Tong Zhiwei beside him.

"Cao Nima, whether he is a lunatic! He knows what happened to us, if we call the police, we will definitely be arrested, let him get on the ground first!" said Tong Zhiwei, the thief.

This kind of thief near the station usually carries a guy in his hand, just in case, so as the two of them talked, everyone took out a sharp dagger from his arms.

"go to hell!"

With a roar, Tong Zhiwei took a dagger and stabbed at Ye Yaorong.

However, the action is extremely amateur, and it is basically a layman in fighting.

Ye Guangrong looked at his actions and was extremely disappointed. The thief's fighting skills were really not as good as the gangsters in the town.

"too slow!"

The daggers in their hands hadn't reached Ye Yaorong, but when Ye Yaorong suddenly sneered at the corner of his mouth, a flying leg raised. Kick off the dagger in the hands of the thief directly.

"boom"

With a sound, the dagger was kicked directly! Then Ye Yaorong missed their bodies directly. With a quick punch, the man with wicked eyes hadn't seen what happened. There was a sharp pain in the nose

"Wow……"

When the nose was hit, Tong Zhiwei felt sore in his eyes except for his nosebleeds. He couldn't help crying, and his head was dizzy. He fell directly on the ground, covering his face and shouting.

Chen Yun took a look at his companion Tong Zhiwei. Ye Yaorong was knocked to the ground with just one punch, and his heart felt a little guilty.

He glanced at his companion on the ground, and then at Ye Yaorong who was eager to try, knowing that Chen Yun knew that he was not Ye Yaorong's opponent.

So, he turned around, and instead of fighting, he chose to escape. After all, there is no loyalty to being a thief. Anyway, it is "a dead fellow. Immortal and poor." The most important thing is that he is fine.

"Damn, you chose to run? So unscrupulous. Come out as a thief!"

Ye Yaorong saw the thief running away, and couldn't help but shook his head. These thiefs were too bad. He gave it so twice and ran away.

What left Ye Yaorong most speechless was that he actually ran away in front of him. If he could escape in front of him, Ye Yaorong would not be sorry for God's "lazy system" for himself.

Ye Yaorong stooped to pick up a stone from the ground.

Then, he glanced at the ankle part of the thief Chen Yun.

Flick your wrist!

"Shoo~~"

Stones are like bullets. Flew out from Ye Yaorong's hands.

"Bang~"

In an instant, the stone hit the wretched man Chen Yun's ankle.

"Ouch~"

Chen Yun was in pain. With a scream, he fell directly to the ground.

Chen Yun rolled around. Want to get up and then escape. However, the pain in his feet made him run a few steps, staggered, and hit the wall again.

At this moment, Chen Yun's face became even more soy sauce shop, full of blood. That appearance is really tragic!

Seeing that both of them were honest, Ye Yaorong walked over slowly.

Ye Yaorong stood on the side, watching the two thieves. One had a swollen nose like a pig's head, full of tears, and the other had his face hitting the wall directly. At the moment, his face was covered with blood, and he yelled while covering his face.

Ye Yaorong couldn't bear to look at the miserable situation of these two people.

Ye Yaorong touched his chin, and said with some glee, "Well, originally, I didn't intend to beat you so badly. It's you who are not on your own, you must find a beat. You know I'm a good person, nickname. Living Buddha."

Hearing this, the two thieves immediately wanted to cry, eldest brother, just like you, the Bodhisattva is still alive, you are simply a devil in hell.

If you knew that this guy in front of you was so fierce, you shouldn't resist just now, just hand in the stolen things, and then ran to the police station to surrender. It's not like it is now, it really hurts...

"Okay, now I'm beating you too, you quickly hand over all the stolen things to me! Otherwise, I'll be beating you again!"

Ye Yaorong walked over, looked at the two thieves condescendingly, and said fiercely. To deal with these petty thefts, Ye Yaorong felt that he didn't need to be polite.

After being beaten up by Ye Yaorong, Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei understood that they were completely lost today.

It's just that the things they stole are worth a lot, and of course they would be reluctant to hand it over.

"What's the eyeball? What the **** are you thinking about! Get things out quickly! Otherwise, I'm not welcome!"

With that said, Ye Yaorong kicked Tong Zhiwei, who was thirsty, and the Tong Zhiwei groaned, then reluctantly took out his bag from his arms.

"How about you?"

Ye Yaorong looked at the other thief Chen Yun and sneered.

Chen Yun even more reluctantly took out the stolen money. Chen Yun thought that he was lucky enough to make a fortune today. Who knew that he had run into this evil star, and now all the money is gone, and he has suffered. A wound, what is this called?

"Just what?"

Ye Yaorong asked somewhat upset. Today, I made a cameo appearance in the black and eat black, and that's it, Ye Yaorong felt a little lost.

"Master, hero, that's all there is no."

Woe~Zuo Nan Chen Yun said, the money stolen today is handed over, there is still money there.

"Really no more."

Ye Yaorong said coldly, it's hard for him to be able to do it once. With such a small amount of money, he wants to send himself, but there is no door.

The two thieves suddenly cried and said, "Big Brother, we did these two jobs today, and now the money is all given to you, there is really no more..."

"But this little money is really not enough for my hands-on expenses." Ye Yaorong looked at the two thieves a little embarrassed and said.

"Big brother, uncle, we really are gone."

Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei said pleadingly, now that all their money has been emptied, there is still money for this demon, and he was beaten so badly by him. If he didn't give himself two medical expenses, he still asked himself. Hands-on fees, who is this?

"I really don't have any, but how to order the money, is it really not enough for my hands-on expenses?"

Ye Yaorong thought about it with some embarrassment, and soon his eyes lit up: "I heard that there are people who buy human organs in the city. One organ comes for hundreds of thousands. Or you can sell two or three organs now and save the money. Give it up, rest assured, I am a super genius doctor, even if you have a few organs, you can't die."

"Big~~ Uncle, please forgive us, we don't dare to be thieves anymore."

When Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei heard that Ye Yaorong was about to sell their organs, they knelt on the ground and pleaded.

"What does it matter to me whether you are a thief?"

"Big brother, we really have no money."

Although it is the first month of the new year, the temperature at night is still very low, almost approaching zero degrees, but Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei still have cold sweat on their faces.

"If you have no money, go and sell organs."

Ye Yaorong continued to threaten. Ye Yaorong felt that he couldn't speak well to these thieves, so he had to scare them so that they would never dare to be a thief in the future.

"Brother, we have money in the bank, but it is the big evening, and the money in the bank can't be withdrawn."

The wretched man Chen Yun said in tears, encountering such a demon, he has really suffered for eight lifetimes, and he has to spend his money and eliminate disasters without being beaten.

"Well, then you should call now to sell organs. I read in the book that this kind of obscure thing was done at night, and it's just right now."

Ye Yaorong tilted his head and said with a smile, but in the eyes of the thieves Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei, Ye Yaorong's laughter was almost like a devil.

"Big brother, is this good? We will send the money to you early tomorrow morning, okay?" Chen Yun said imploringly.

"No tomorrow, I will go home tonight." Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Brother, if you tell us your bank card, tomorrow we will go to the bank to transfer the money to you. Brother, look like this, now we really don’t have any money. Even if we kill us, we can’t give you money. "Tong Zhiwei rolled his eyes and said to Ye Yaorong pleadingly.

"That's it, it's okay, but you don't need to send the money to me. You can donate the money to Project Hope."

Ye Yaorong thought for a while and said ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Although the "Lazy System" assigned himself the task of "black eating black", Ye Yaorong really didn't want the money.

After all, these money are illicit money, illegal money, so Ye Yaorong will give the money that these two thieves give him, and donate all of it to Project Hope, and use the illegal money to help those in poor areas who are out of school. children.

"Thank you, brother, thank you, brother."

Tong Zhiwei and Chen Yun thanked them happily. They both thought about it in their hearts. They would buy a ticket and leave Rongyan City later, so that this demon-like man could not find either of them. Anyway, he could be a thief to feed himself.

Anyway, for the two of them, being a thief is a no-profit business, only earning and not losing, as long as they are still capable of making money wherever they go.

"Hehe, don't be happy too early, I don't believe what you said, who knows, will you keep your promise after you leave."

Ye Yaorong said, Ye Yaorong is not stupid. If these two thieves were just let go, they would go to **** later. (To be continued.)