The Local Lazy Man System

"I haven't seen it yet, but look at the photo, it's a pretty girl." Xiao Si'er said embarrassedly.

"Hurry up, beautiful girls are very popular now, you have to hurry up." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"But the girls have not spoken yet, and they have met with different opinions. When will they meet?"

Xiao Si'er said depressedly. Now it’s not just my own village, but also a few nearby villages. As long as there are girls who can get married, matchmakers line up to introduce people at home. Girls are popular now, blind dates, men and women meet, they have to line up one by one. , It's no use you are anxious.

The woman still wants to choose one by one slowly, and decide with her family which is the most suitable before choosing which one to marry.

Therefore, it is very important for the man and woman to meet. As long as the boy can satisfy the woman's parents, and of course the most important thing is the girl who is on the blind date, this matter will be sure.

If the woman’s parents are satisfied, and the girl is not satisfied, it’s useless. Now it’s no longer the former, it’s no longer an arranged marriage. Free love is more important.

Although this blind date cannot be regarded as a free love in the true sense, it is better for my daughter to like it. If my daughter doesn't like it, she won't be happy for a lifetime.

"You ask your parents to urge the matchmaker. You can't give the matchmaker a red envelope. It would be a pity if someone else came to the front."

Ye Yaorong said. You must know that the meeting between the men and women of this blind date is basically arranged by the matchmaker. Whoever arranges the first and who arranges the latter is the matchmaker’s decision. Of course, the person in the front has the advantage. Once the woman treats the boy If you are satisfied, nothing will happen to the people behind.

That's why Ye Yaorong asked Xiao Si'er to ask his parents to give red envelopes to the matchmaker. To know whether a boy is good or bad, it depends on the matchmaker's mouth.

To know the time of blind date. Only a matchmaker can lead a boy to a girl’s home and show it to the girl and the girl’s family. The man’s family cannot follow it unless the woman is satisfied with the boy. When the engagement is about to happen, the parents of both parties will sit together and talk about the wedding gift.

The most important time during a blind date is when the boy goes to the woman's house for the first time and leaves an impression on the woman's home. This is the so-called first impression, which is very important.

At this time, the role of matchmaker comes out. After all, the first time a man comes to the woman’s house, he can’t talk too much, nor can he promote himself. In that case, it will give the woman’s parents an unreal impression.

This depends on the matchmaker. The matchmaker collects money from both sides. Since the man and woman find the matchmaker, they trust the matchmaker. The woman still believed what the matchmaker said.

As long as the coal man blows you up and praises you as a flower, the woman will have a good impression of you, and your chances of success will be high.

Of course, this premise is that the money you give to matchmakers is higher than what others give. After all, professional matchmakers in rural areas just want to make some money.

So, these years. Matchmakers make a lot of money, because as long as both men and women become successful, they must give the matchmaker money. Give it when you get married.

Even if the man and woman fail, the man still has to give the matchmaker hard money so that he can continue to find someone for his son.

Sometimes, I am afraid that my son will not be able to speak or say something wrong with the woman, and I need a matchmaker to watch. The matchmaker has to say more good things on the woman's side, and it is also necessary to pack red envelopes.

If a matchmaker negotiates a pair, the income is very objective. In Yangping County, if you are lucky, if the matchmaker helps to negotiate a pair, the matchmaker has an income of tens of thousands.

Of course, this is for a wealthy family. Under normal circumstances, if a match is made, the matchmaker will have an income of two to three thousand yuan.

"Well, I'll go back and talk to my parents."

Xiao Si'er said. After all, Xiao Si'er also wants to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law. It is rare to see a beautiful girl. Xiao Si'er also wants to work hard to catch up with other girls.

"When the time comes, if there is anything I can help, you just gnaw."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Ye Yaorong also thinks that his little brother can also find something to start a family. A man's immaturity depends largely on whether he is married or not.

Unmarried men, in the words of rural people, are young children who are to be viewed as children, that is, older children. Family members and relatives treat you as children.

But after you get married, it's different. You are an adult and the head of a family. You should treat you as an adult, and you can no longer treat you like a child.

"Well, thank you Brother Honor." Xiao Si'er said.

"I don't have anything to do here. This pond will have a few days of soaking in water. You should hurry up and do your blind date these days." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

The pond has just been dug, and it must be soaked for a few days before the dirty water is pumped out and new water is injected to grow fish. The current pond smells too heavy to be able to grow fish.

"Okay, Brother Glory, if you have anything to do, call me, I'll be there on call." Xiao Si'er said little by little.

"Go, go, I'm still waiting for you to show me your wife." Ye Yaorong smiled.

...

Time passed quickly. In a blink of an eye, the first month of the new year was about to pass, and the pond water was almost soaked. Ye Yaorong released the gate of the pond. It took half a day to release all the water in the entire pond. The pond is too big, covering more than 40 acres.

After closing the gate, Ye Yaorong didn't need to inject water specially. There were several springs in this pond. After ten days or eight days, the water in the pond would be full by itself.

Now Ye Yaorong is thinking about his wife’s birthday is coming soon. What gifts should he buy for her? Tomorrow, which is the 28th of the first month of the lunar calendar, and March 6th of the Gregorian calendar, is his wife Liu Qingqing’s 20 years old It's birthday.

You must know that Liu Qingqing has been married to herself for two years, and she has neither spent a birthday with her nor bought her birthday gifts.

At that time, I would forget my bastard, and I won't say much. Now I have repented. The birthday of my wife Liu Qingqing is of great significance to me.

At the same time, Ye Yaorong believed that for his wife Liu Qingqing, this birthday this year is equally significant.

Last night, Ye Yaorong didn't sleep well all night. He had been thinking about what gift to give to his wife. Until now, he has never thought of a gift that would satisfy him.

Give the ring.

This Ye Yaorong has already been given away.

Give necklaces and bracelets.

Ye Yaorong felt too tacky.

Give away things like dolls and small accessories.

Ye Yaorong felt that he was too petty to take a shot.

Anyway, Ye Yaorong thought for a long time, but he never thought of giving his wife a birthday present.

Tomorrow was his wife's birthday, Ye Yaorong was really anxious.

If you don’t buy gifts today, Ye Yaorong is worried that he won’t have time to buy gifts for his wife tomorrow. After all, for his wife’s birthday tomorrow, Ye Yaorong is going to cook a table of delicious dishes for his wife and spend her twenties with his wife. Birthday.

Buying vegetables, cooking, and customizing cakes are all time-consuming. Where is the time left? Let yourself consider buying gifts.

Therefore, buying a birthday gift for my wife must be done today. It was almost noon now, Ye Yaorong hadn't come up with a clue yet.

By the way, women know women best, so why don't you ask a woman you know to advise yourself.

Thinking of this, Ye Yaorong's eyes lit up involuntarily.

Yes, that's it.

Ye Yaorong filtered the young girls he knew.

Wang Meng?

This girl was too young, she was still a high school student, and Ye Yaorong was directly excluded.

Ma Lin, Ye Shuting, Ye Xiaojuan?

Soon, these three women were also denied by Ye Yaorong. These three women are closer to their own wives. If the mouth is not strict, I will refer to them for buying birthday gifts for my wife. Very shameless.

Except for these few women, Ye Yaorong found that there were really few women he knew who had a good relationship with him.

Wen Haitang?

Ye Yaorong shook his head and denied. This is a woman he liked in junior high school. Ye Yaorong asked her to buy a birthday present for his wife for reference.

I feel awkward no matter what.

As for his cousins ​​and cousins, although they are all relatives, to be honest, Ye Yaorong has a normal relationship with them, and he doesn’t even know the phone number of each other, let alone consult them. This matter.

After filtering the young girls he knew in his mind, Ye Yaorong found that there was only one woman who could help him, and that was Liu Yifei, the young and beautiful female official.

Thinking of her, Ye Yaorong took out his cell phone and dialed Liu Yifei's phone number.

"Brother Honor, why do you call me when you have time~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I thought you forgot about me."

Liu Yifei, who works in the county ~ committee office, saw the phone call from Ye Yaorong and asked his secretary to go out, closed the door, and joked after pressing the answer button.

Because Liu Yifei was a few months younger than Ye Yaorong, he also called Ye Yaorong Brother Honor just like Ye Shuting.

"Did you go to work?"

Ye Yaorong asked.

"It's been a long time since I've been at work. How long can I get when I work in government departments? It seems that you don't understand the work of government departments." Liu Yifei said with a smile.

"I am not a civil servant, so I'm lazy to understand."

Ye Yaorong said. Ye Yaorong grew up so old. Although he knew the leaders of several departments, he had hardly been to any government department before. Of course, the incident at the police station last time was an accident.

Ye Yaorong had the most contact with the village committee of Taoyuan Village. Whether this counted as a government department, Ye Yaorong didn't know. (To be continued.)