The Local Lazy Man System

"Haha, let's not talk about my son-in-law's affairs, let's continue the meeting." Now that the waist doesn't hurt, the meeting can continue.

...

"Get up, get up."

At eight o'clock in the morning, Ye Yaorong pushed away Liu Xiaohui's room and shouted to Liu Xiaohui who was still sleeping.

Liu Xiaohui opened his eyes and took a look, then closed his eyes again.

Humph, my enemy is here.

I won't get up, see what you do.

"Get up."

Ye Yaorong said to Liu Xiaohui who was lying on the bed again. Ye Yaorong knew that Liu Xiaohui was awake, but he just didn't want to get up.

Called several times in a row.

"Learn from Lei~Feng, a good example..."

Ye Yaorong didn't wake up Liu Xiaohui, nor was he angry. He just sang songs in the room.

Don't say anything, Ye Yaorong, who has a lack of tone, sings, really has a special flavor.

Anyway, Liu Xiaohui couldn't take it anymore.

"I said, can you stop singing."

Liu Xiaohui said depressedly. Others want money to sing, but my enemy is dying to sing.

It's too ugly.

"Why don't you sing? I like to get up every morning to practice my beautiful singing voice." After Ye Yaorong finished speaking, he began to sing his "Learning from Lei ~ Feng Hao Example" again.

This song is the first song Ye Yaorong learned when he was studying. Ye Yaorong has a deep memory. When Ye Yaoong was in elementary school, the schools in the countryside were still very backward, and there was no music teacher. It was the head teacher who taught everyone to sing. of.

At that time, there was no soundtrack in the school, but the teacher wrote the lyrics on the blackboard, and everyone just sang along with the teacher.

It doesn’t matter how well you sing, you just sing with your throat open. The teacher sings with pentatonia, and the students also follow it.

"Stop singing, I beg you to stop singing."

Liu Xiaohui couldn't stand it. This singing was worse than howling a wolf. If you listen to it, Liu Xiaohui is afraid that he will go crazy.

I've seen singing out of tune.

But I haven't seen such an out-of-tune.

"You don't know how to appreciate it. I think it's good." Ye Yaorong said complacently. He continued to sing his out-of-tune songs.

This is not bad.

Not bad you ~ milk ~ milk bear.

Whoever listens to you singing will be shocked to vomit blood.

It's horrible than noise.

"I beg you, don't sing, I just wake up."

Liu Xiaohui was gone. Let this Ye Yaorong continue to sing, Liu Xiaohui will really go crazy.

Fight, but can't beat him!

Scold and dare not scold!

I can't listen to this song even more!

In addition to surrendering, Liu Xiaohui found that he had no choice.

Now Liu Xiaohui hates it. Hate God, why let his sister find such a man, is simply to torture himself.

"Your appreciation level is not good, and you don't understand art. Your sister said that I can sing very well!" Ye Yaorong looked at Liu Xiaohui with contempt.

Let me go!

That's not bad!

The more Ye Yaorong said this, the more Liu Xiaohui felt that his elder sister was living in dire straits.

Nothing else, just listen to this serious song every day, people will vomit blood.

Hearing too much, I will lose my life.

My sister sings so well and her music level is very good. How can she think that this seriously out-of-tune song is good. It's definitely saying something against your heart.

This Ye Yaorong is a tyrant.

Because of his silver power, his sister had to tell lies.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaohui heartache, what a tragic thing that his beloved sister lives in pain every day, this has strengthened her determination to save her sister from fire and water.

"Get up quickly, and be like a woman slowly," Ye Yaorong said impatiently.

"I'm the wounded, I'm the wounded, don't you know?"

Liu Xiaohui said angrily. This Ye Yaorong was simply inhumane, and he was still his brother-in-law. Just abuse his brother-in-law.

Liu Xiaohui gritted his teeth with hatred.

If possible, Liu Xiaohui couldn't wait to bite out a bite of meat on Ye Yaorong.

"Aren't you just fart ~ red and swollen? I wiped the medicine yesterday, and now I am better, and my hair still hurts." Ye Yaorong said in a conversation.

"you……"

Liu Xiaohui was angrily speechless. My own fart~ the injury on the stock is only a little better at best, but he has said that it's okay. It's really vicious.

This is definitely a rhythm that takes oneself to death.

No, you must find a way to resist, otherwise he will definitely die.

Under the supervision of Ye Yaorong. Liu Xiaohui reluctantly put on his clothes, and the whole person slowly followed Ye Yaorong downstairs, mainly because the redness and swelling of the fart thighs were not completely reduced. If you move a little bit more, the fart thighs hurt badly.

After eating breakfast, Ye Yaorong took out a book and placed it in front of Liu Xiaohui.

"The Beginning of Man"

Liu Xiaohui looked at the book "The Beginning of Man" in front of him suspiciously. He didn't know what Ye Yaorong meant for him. It was an enlightenment book for kindergarten children.

Liu Xiaohui remembered that when he was in kindergarten, he even memorized this book, but now he basically forgot about it. I don't know where Ye Yaorong got this book.

"Yes, it is "The Beginning of Man". You can read this book for me. Not only do you have to read it, but also memorize it. I will check it at night." Ye Yaorong pointed to the book and said.

"Don't think about it!"

Liu Xiaohui twisted his head and ignored Ye Yaorong.

It's really deceiving.

Recite "The Beginning of Man" by yourself.

I'm sixteen years old, I'm a high school student, and I have learned things from this kindergarten baby.

It's an insult.

"Xiaohui, be good, listen to your brother-in-law." Ouyang Lizhu persuaded her son from the side.

"Mom, he wants me to recite "The Beginning of Man". I'm sixteen years old. If my classmates know that I'm still reciting "The Beginning of Man" and I won't be laughed at, I won't want it."

Liu Xiaohui said to his mother with a depressed look. With his own mother, Liu Xiaohui didn't worry that Ye Yaorong would beat him.

"Hehe, it's okay if you don't learn, then learn to sing with me. The "Learning from Lei ~ Feng Is a Good Example" I just sang is pretty good, and I will teach you to sing this song in your room later."

Ye Yaorong looked at Liu Xiaohui with a smile and said.

"you……"

Liu Xiaohui was dumbfounded. This Ye Guangrong even asked himself to learn to sing with him. This was more ruthless than asking him to recite "The Beginning of Man". He was most laughed at by memorizing "The Beginning of Man". Learn to sing with him, that's your own life.

"What? Are you very happy?" Ye Yaorong asked.

Happy your head?

How could there be such a shameless person?

Who~mum~ wants to learn to sing with you?

"Glory, you sing very well?" Ouyang Lizhu looked at Ye Yaorong questioningly and asked.

"It's okay, there is nothing to ask Xiaohui," Ye Yaorong said confidently.

"I don't learn to sing with you. I, I'm going to memorize "The Beginning of Man"." Liu Xiaohui gritted his teeth and said bitterly to Ye Yaorong.

Liu Xiaohui killed him and didn't want to hear Ye Yaorong's singing anymore. When he listened to it, Liu Xiaohui couldn't help cutting people with a knife.

If Ye Yaorong could be killed, Liu Xiaohui would definitely do it. The point is that my eldest sister doesn't know where to find this man, and she can't get into his body no matter how she stabbed.

How to hack him to death.

Facing Ye Yaorong, Liu Xiaohui felt extremely powerless.

...

After lunch, Ye Yaorong originally wanted to go upstairs to take a nap. Adjutant Xu came over and said that Commander Liu wanted him to go to the military area.

I met Ye Yaorong and came to the Beijing Military Region in the military jeep of Adjutant Xu.

Under the leadership of Adjutant Xu, Ye Yaorong walked into Liu Yunlong's office.

In addition to Liu Yunlong in Liu Yunlong's office, there are also three officers who are about the same age as Liu Yunlong, all with the rank of lieutenant general at least.

This is the first time Ye Yaorong has seen so many generals.

"Dad, you are looking for me."

Ye Yaorong walked to Liu Yunlong and asked.

"Yeah. Let me introduce you, this is your Uncle Wang." Liu Yunlong pointed to Wang Dashan and said.

"Hello, Uncle Wang," Ye Yaorong said politely.

"Yes, yes, very strong." Wang Dashan said looking at Ye Yaorong.

"You are called Uncle Zhang." Liu Yunlong pointed to Zhang Danian and said.

"Hello, Uncle Zhang."

"This is Uncle Ye." Liu Yunlong pointed to Ye Changhe and introduced.

"Good Uncle Ye."

Ye Yaorong had to call them politely one by one.

"You are the husband-in-law of that girl, Qingqing, but you have married a beautiful and good wife." Ye Changhe said with a smile.

"It's all fate."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said. Ye Yaorong has become accustomed to others saying that his wife is beautiful. After all, this is an unchangeable fact. Everyone who has seen his wife thinks that she is beautiful.

This is why Ye Yaorong was so inferior and anesthetized before his wife. Fortunately, there is a "lazy system".

Otherwise, Ye Yaorong felt that he was not worthy of his beautiful wife in his entire life, and would have been living in low self-esteem.

In the end, he hurt himself and his wife.

"Honor, the ointment you prepared for your father-in-law. It's really amazing, is it a secret recipe passed down from the ancestors?" Ye Changhe asked Ye Yaorong.

"Yes."

Ye Yaorong thought for a while and said. After all, Ye Yaorong suspected that he had prepared such a miraculous ointment. It is estimated that no one would believe it. It would be better to openly admit that it was the "secret recipe".

These days, as long as the "secret recipe from the ancestors" is involved. Everything becomes very valuable and powerful, and there is no need to explain the principle~www.wuxiaspot.com~Ancestral Secret Recipe" is the best explanation.

"No wonder it's so powerful, Glory, do you still have this ointment, give me some." Ye Changhe looked at it and asked.

"Uncle Ye, do you have backache too?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Ye Changhe suspiciously and asked. After all, Ye Yaorong didn't see that Ye Changhe had a backache anyway.

"I don't have back pain. It was given to my old man. He usually has back pain. Of course it is not as serious as Commander Liu." Ye Changhe said.

"No, just one bottle." Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Glory, can you match another bottle?"

Ye Changhe looked at Ye Yaorong anxiously and asked. Today, I saw the magical effect of Liu Commander's ointment, and Ye Changhe wanted to get a bottle for his father.

Let his father no longer have to endure the pain of backache. (To be continued.)