The Local Lazy Man System

"Ye Yaorong, how did you develop your drinking capacity? It's no longer enough to describe it."

Wang Dashan looked at the empty wine bottles on the table and witnessed Ye Yaorong drank more than 300 bottles of Wuliangye wine in two hours.

Although half of them were drunk by soldiers who were already drunk, but at least. Ye Yaorong also drank nearly one hundred and fifty bottles of wine. The amount of wine was really incredible.

After all, no matter how much one person can drink, there must be a limit, right? Drinking officer No. 40 alone? A person drank one hundred and fifty bottles of high-concentration Wuliangye? Is your belly still a human belly!

Some people drink white wine for two by two, and the amount of one by two is the end. Some people drink white wine for one catty, and half a catty is about the same.

Some people drink baijiu by bottle, one or two bottles can be drunk, but at this moment, today, everyone is shocked to discover that there are people who drink baijiu by box in this world!

What's even more incredible is that Ye Yaorong had nothing to do after drinking so much wine, and he spoke smoothly, without any drunkenness at all!

Looks like he can drink another box of liquor without blinking?

"This is not practiced, this is natural."

Ye Yaorong said drunkly. After all, Ye Yaorong was already seven to eight minutes drunk at the beginning, and after more than two hours of rest, a lot of alcohol was removed.

After all, Ye Yaorong basically didn't drink anymore, and all the wine was poured into the bucket of "Qiankunjie". Can you not drink more and more sober?

"Honor, you kid, let's drink all our officers and get down, what do you say?" Zhang Danian looked at Ye Yaorong and said with a smile.

Zhang Danian is an eye-opener. There are people with such a strong drinker in this world, and one person can drink more than forty officers. You must know that the officers called tonight are all drinkers.

This surprised Zhang Danian more than Ye Yaorong killed 200 soldiers by himself.

Because this is simply a miracle.

Zhang Danian feels like he has been watching a movie today.

"This is what they want to drink with me. In fact, I am also drunk, and now I am holding on again. It is possible to get down at any time." Ye Yaorong said.

"I believe you have a ghost." Zhang Danian scolded with a smile.

"Well, that's all we can do today. Adjutant Xu asked someone to send them all back."

Liu Yunlong said. Drinking here is almost the same. All the officers who accompanied the drinking were drunk and lay down, and it was meaningless to drink.

"Yes."

Adjutant Xu immediately went down to arrange for personnel to send the drunk officers back.

Adjutant Xu now really admires the great aunt of the Liu family, who is invincible. Not only is the martial arts so impressive, but the amount of alcohol is also scary.

In the opinion of Adjutant Xu, these two records. It will become a record of no one before and after the Beijing Military Region. If there were no people who witnessed this scene with their own eyes, I would not believe it.

"Glory, I did a good job today."

Liu Yunlong looked at Ye Yaorong very satisfied and said.

"Old Liu, this is more than satisfying. If I had such a powerful son-in-law, I would not be crazy." Wang Dashan said with a smile.

"Haha, Lao Wang, fortunately you don't have such a powerful son-in-law, otherwise. You can't drink with us." Zhang Danian said with a smile.

"What do you mean?"

Wang Danian didn't understand the meaning of Zhang Danian's words.

"Because you have become a lunatic." Zhang Danian said with a smile.

"Haha..."

"Haha..."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

...

At ten o'clock in the evening, Ye Yaorong returned to the villa in Ye Changhe's special car. As for Liu Yunlong, he received an urgent notice and went to a meeting late at night.

"Humph!"

As soon as Ye Yaorong walked into the living room of the villa, Liu Xixi looked at Ye Yaorong angrily and "hummed".

"Haha, who made our family Xixi upset?" Ye Yaorong said to Liu Xixi with a drunken smile.

"Who else but you!"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Yaorong unhappy and said. This stinky-in-law had promised to make breakfast for himself, but as a result, he got up to go to school. He was still asleep, if his mother hadn't stopped him, he would have ran to his room and lifted his quilt.

"I?"

Ye Yaorong couldn't remember. How can I offend my beautiful sister-in-law?

"Humph, you promised to make me breakfast, you are a lie!" Liu Xixi said to Ye Yaorong unhappily.

"breakfast?"

Ye Yaorong remembered something, something that his sister-in-law had imposed on him last night, but Ye Yaorong, who was used to sleeping late, even made breakfast for his wife. Not a few times.

It is basically impossible to make breakfast for my sister-in-law.

So I didn't take it seriously last night, and I forgot about it as soon as I slept.

"I have no habit of making breakfast."

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said. Ye Guangrong doesn't have the habit of a sister-in-law. If you ask me to make breakfast for you, I will make breakfast for you. I am not your servant.

"You..., are you drinking?"

Liu Xixi originally wanted to have a little temper with her elder brother-in-law, when she suddenly smelled the strong drunken spirit on Ye Yaorong.

"Drank a little bit."

Ye Yaorong said with some drunkenness.

"It's still a little bit, it's so strong, brother-in-law, are you all right?"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Yaorong with concern and said. Although he was angry that Ye Yaorong didn't make breakfast for himself, Liu Xixi was still a little distressed seeing his brother-in-law drank so much wine.

Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law accounted for half ~ fart ~ share!

It can be seen that the brother-in-law also holds a pivotal position in the hearts of many sister-in-laws, especially when the sister-in-law has no boyfriend yet, many sisters-in-law regard their brother-in-law as their imaginary boyfriend.

I like to be angry with my brother-in-law, like his brother-in-law cares about himself, and is willing to take advantage of his brother-in-law.

In some remote rural areas, it is not rare that the sister-in-law has a relationship with her brother-in-law.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Ye Yaorong and Liu Xixi, they are not going to develop to this point, but Liu Xixi is now paying attention to his brother-in-law.

In my heart, I didn't want to **** a man from my sister, maybe she was carrying her sister and playing with her brother-in-law.

"It's okay. This bit of wine, are you still drunk, brother-in-law, me?"

Ye Yaorong said with some contentment. After all, I was drinking more than forty officers in the army today. I can scare my sister-in-law to death when I say this result.

"I must have drunk a lot of alcohol. Otherwise, I wouldn't have such a strong alcoholic spirit, so I will drink less in the future." Liu Xixi cared again, and looked at Ye Yaorong complaining.

In the eyes of Liu Xixi, her sister is not here now, she is a sister-in-law. I must take care of my brother-in-law on behalf of my sister, just like a wife.

Liu Xixi has this kind of thought in her heart, and it has something to do with the history and tradition of China for thousands of years. In ancient times, brother-in-law scratched ~ disturbed ~ sister-in-law, one side was family affection, the other side was love, and my sister would open one eye when she knew it. Eyes, even if the father-in-law knows it, he will be half tolerant, after all, the ugliness of the family cannot be exposed.

The sister-in-law in ancient times was mostly a young girl. I am somewhat curious about men, and if a girl doesn’t get out of the door, my brother-in-law becomes the best object of discussion.

Since ancient times, people have said: Brother-in-law drama ~ Auntie, it is justified.

Therefore, brother-in-law eats ~ sister-in-law tofu, or sister-in-law ~ stealing ~ brother-in-law, everyone does not say anything, because they are the sister-in-law who is the "half ass~share" of the brother-in-law and the brother-in-law who is regarded as the "half husband" of the sister-in-law A complicated relationship is formed between them, so not only the sister can accommodate. The society is also tolerant.

In ancient times, if the man marries a concubine, as long as the concubine has not yet betrothed to others, he usually chooses to marry the concubine first. We must know that in ancient times, sisters married together, it was a good talk.

After the wives of many celebrities in history died, they would basically choose the younger sister or cousin of his deceased wife.

Because in ancient times, marrying the younger sister or cousin of one's own deceased wife is a kind of comfort to the deceased wife.

Even to modern times. There are also folk songs that blatantly sang: "If you marry someone, don't marry someone else, you must marry me; with your dowry, and your sister, you must marry me."

Different versions of this folk song have this meaning. The younger sister will not marry her brother-in-law with her sister, but it is common to live with her newlywed sister and brother-in-law for a period of time.

Parents need to send eyes and ears to know whether their daughter is happy after marrying, and the newly married daughter also needs a caring helper, so an adult but unmarried sister is the most suitable candidate.

Taking care of younger sister is a natural obligation for older sisters, and it is natural for sisters to share good things. My younger sister is in the same room with her elder sister and her husband. The newcomer is like glue every day, every night~luan~turning the phoenix. My younger sister hears and sees and is bathed in the spring breeze. Is there any reason to be unhappy, eager to try, and share experience?

Life for a long time is the right way in the world. Men and women give and receive are the laws of nature. Moreover, brother-in-law and sister-in-law are a family, secretly communicating~ it is normal. As long as you don’t go too far, the family members will open one eye and close one. Only eye.

Anyway, the sister-in-law wants to marry, just marry out.

There is a story about brother-in-law and sister-in-law in Chinese folk tales.

One day, my sister took her husband back home. The husband was drunk at his husband's house and slept on the kang, half drunk and half awake, he squeezed the pillow to the side of the bed and hung it.

Seeing this, my sister-in-law hurriedly went to help him. My brother-in-law was actually squinting and peeking~ Peeping at the sister-in-law who was sitting not far away, she took the opportunity to grab the sister-in-law’s clothes, and the sister-in-law found that the brother-in-law was not asleep, so she even played with herself , Quickly broke free and ran away.

The sister-in-law thought to herself: I kindly support you on the pillow, you are so unreasonable, you must be rectified. So the sister-in-law wrote a poem on the wall:

Good intentions to support the pillow, why tugging my clothes?

Don't look at your sister's face, tear your face.

No face! No face!

I saw my brother-in-law and wrote a poem beside this poem:

Drunk and dimly sleeping, waking up late.

Thought the good wife arrived, it turned out to be his aunt.

misunderstanding! misunderstanding!

After the mother-in-law came to see, Xin said, "Hey, what's the deal!"

I also wrote a poem on the wall:

Brother-in-law drama ~ Auntie, there are often in the world.

It's cheaper to run away without catching it.

so close! so close!

Although the folks have a tolerant attitude towards the relationship between brother-in-law and sister-in-law~www.wuxiaspot.com~, both parties must abide by a rule: good things for both sides should be done in moderation, sister-in-law should not overwhelm the host, destroy the happiness of sister, brother-in-law should not Excessive love affects the life of the sister-in-law.

Especially when the younger sister-in-law talks about marriage, the brother-in-law should not intervene arbitrarily out of selfish intentions, let alone hold the younger sister-in-law for a long time, especially after the younger sister-in-law is married, you should not forcefully maintain this special romance. relationship.

Of course, this is basically ancient people. Now society is open. It’s not like in ancient times. Girls who don’t get out of the door and don’t walk through the two doors keep guarding one acre of land in the family every day. The brother-in-law is the only dearest brother.

Therefore, girls now have a better impression of their brother-in-law than ordinary men, and nothing will happen. It is just the tradition of China for thousands of years, and it will not change in a short while.

Many unmarried sister-in-laws are still playing the role of "half wife", as long as their sister is not there or when it is inconvenient to help take care of her brother-in-law.

Of course, there are still a very small number of people who are related to each other. After all, no matter how you talk, it is against morals. What's more, girls now have a very high vision. (To be continued.)