The Local Lazy Man System

"Yes, get in the car quickly."

Ye Yaorong opened the car door and said to Dai Wanli.

"Brother Glory, it seems that you really have made a fortune."

Dai Wanli said. In Dai Wanli's opinion, there are tens of millions of people who can afford millions of luxury cars.

In fact, Dai Wanli didn't know that Ye Honor actually didn't have that many deposits at all, but Ye Honor got the money too easily, so he bought a luxury car like Audi Q7 so boldly.

"I haven't made a fortune. It's enough money to buy this car. Who makes me like it? If I like it, I'm willing to buy it." Ye Yaorong said.

"Brother Honor, do you remember the owner of'Shangmei Café'?" Chen Haishao said to Ye Yaorong after sitting in the car.

"Remember, what happened?"

Ye Yaorong asked. After all, the cafe owner even threatened him. It was only a few days later. Of course, Ye Yaorong was still fresh in his memory.

"He didn't know who had offended someone in the army and was taken away by the army."

Chen Haishao said. After all, the last time everyone ate at "Shang Mei Café" and was threatened by the cafe owner. The students were very nervous and of course paid close attention to the affairs of this cafe.

The entire "Shang Mei Café" was sealed by the government and the owner of the cafe was taken away by the army. Of course, everyone knew immediately.

"It's good to be caught."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Anyway, Ye Yaorong had a very bad impression of the owner of the "Shangmei Café", wishing him to be taken away by the government.

Although I don't know why the owner of the Shangmei Café was arrested, it was a good thing in Ye Yaorong's view.

After all, Ye Yaorong always felt that he was too benevolent last time, it just made him bad mouth, and he regretted that he was lighter. Now when he heard that he had been arrested, Ye Yaorong felt much better.

"Marina, what's the matter?"

Wen Haitang couldn't understand the meaning of the conversation between Chen Haishao and Ye Yaorong, so he asked.

"Just a few of us a few days ago..."

Chen Haishao told Wen Haitang and Dai Wanli about the matter.

"Brother Glory, didn't you do it?"

Wen Haitang looked at Ye Yaorong with some suspicion and asked. Wen Haitang knew that Ye Yaorong was a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of Southern Zhejiang University. He was a person with status. It was normal to know a few high-ranking officials.

"No."

Ye Yaorong said with certainty. Ye Yaorong really didn't put Wang Dahai, the owner of that cafe, in his eyes, and couldn't find someone to deal with him.

"How do I always feel that the cafe owner's arrest has something to do with you."

Wen Haitang said suspiciously. After all, there was no such a coincidence. After threatening Ye Yaorong, the coffee shop owner was taken away by the army the next day. This was too coincidental.

"You think too much, I'm just a flat-headed common people, where can I have that ability!" Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"You are all a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University, what kind of ordinary people are you?" Wen Haitang gave Ye Yaorong a white glance.

You should know that Professor Hua Xia is a top figure among the literati. Under Hua Xia's five thousand years of thinking of emphasizing culture and over military affairs, the professor's social status is very high and he is very respected by people.

"The guest professor is not an official, how come he is not a flat-headed common man." Ye Yaorong sat down in the passenger seat and said with a smile.

Although we are going to set off, there are so many people and so many things that need to be sorted out. You can't move them right away. You have to wait for the people walking in front to go first, and those who drive can start their cars to follow.

"Honor, when did you become a professor at the university?" Chen Haishao looked at Ye Yaorong in surprise and asked.

Chen Haishao and the female classmate were really surprised when Ye Yaorong was a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University. When they were in junior high school, they all read together. Everyone is familiar with what kind of person Ye Yaorong is.

Saying that Ye Yaorong is a big boss and rich, the two women definitely believe it, but they can say that Ye Yaorong is a university professor or a professor at Southern Zhejiang University. The two women really can't believe it.

Ye Yaorong never graduated from junior high school. When he was studying, he always ranked first in the exam. He didn't do anything about handing blank papers. But for such a person, you said he became a university professor and a teacher of university students. , This is really joking.

Can Ye Yaorong’s level of education teach college students?

This is not a mischief, what is it?

Chen Haishao felt that Wen Haitang and Ye Yaorong were joking, not true.

"At the beginning of this year, it is just to hang up the title of visiting professor. There are not a few classes in a year."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Seeing the two girls who were both at the forefront of the class in the junior high school years, Ye Yaorong couldn't help but feel complacent.

Brother is also a professor and an educator now.

In the future, who would dare to say that he is a semi-illiterate with no culture.

Over the years, the country’s economy has developed and universities have started to expand enrollment. As long as you are willing to go to school, basically all children can be admitted to university.

Of course, universities that do not require high scores are not undergraduate schools. They are all junior colleges. To put it bluntly, they are to let young people feel the taste of going to university. In fact, it is up to you to learn how much you can learn.

Young people like Ye Rongrong, let alone college, who have never attended high school, are jokingly called "semi-literate" by rural people.

"Are you really a university professor?"

Chen Haishao looked at Ye Yaorong in surprise and said. Chen Haishao felt that he couldn't see through his junior high school classmate, and became more and more mysterious.

Fortunately, he is already married, otherwise Chen Haishao feels that he probably has the urge to marry him.

"Guest Professor!" Ye Yaorong corrected.

"That's also a professor! How did you become a professor?"

Chen Haishao is really curious, why Ye Yaorong, a student who didn't graduate from junior high school, became a visiting professor at Southern Zhejiang University.

"Someone introduced me to become a guest professor in a daze."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Ye Yaorong now feels that he has become a visiting professor at the South Zhejiang University School of Medicine. It seems like a dream. Even Ye Yaorong himself did not expect that one day he would become a visiting professor at the university.

If your parents are still there, you will definitely have a big banquet, entertain your relatives and friends, folks from the village, and preach that your son has the ability and is shining.

It's a pity that his parents have passed away, and Ye Yaorong is a person who likes to be quiet and hates trouble. Naturally, he will not promote himself as a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University.

"you're lying."

Of course Chen Haishao didn't believe Ye Yaorong's words, and he was not convincing.

"I don't believe it."

Ye Yaorong said depressedly. Ye Rongrong felt that he could be a visiting professor at the South Zhejiang University School of Medicine. It was introduced that he would not be a visiting professor at the South Zhejiang University without the invitation of Ma Xudong, the deputy dean of the South Zhejiang University School of Medicine. Up.

"Glory, just tell us the truth."

Chen Haishao stared at Ye Yaorong with watery eyes and said.

"Don't look at me like this, there are still people here, pay attention to the influence." Ye Yaorong said jokingly.

"hate."

Chen Haishao cast a gloomy look at Ye Yaorong, and stopped paying attention to Ye Yaorong, and started talking to Wen Haitang and another female classmate who was sitting next to him.

"Tie this to the car."

An old man brought a white towel to Ye Yaorong.

To see off the dead, the accompanying vehicles must be covered with white, that is, white cloth, white towels and the like, which means to wear linen and wear filial piety. People should wear linen and wear filial piety. The white towel on this car tells passersby to sit in the car. People who are also wearing filial piety.

However, the filial filial attire and hat of filial piety are made according to their status. The same generation as the deceased wears a piece of cloth on the arm, the children wear a white linen cloth, the grandchildren wear a white hat, and the grandchildren wear a white hat. A piece of red cloth, gray grandchildren have their own red and green.

The other ordinary relatives and friends who come to attend the funeral are not particular about it. Usually, everyone sends a white towel to let people tie themselves on their right arm.

Why do people like to use white cloth for funerals? It is said that in the ancient Chinese five-party theory, the West is the White Tiger, and the West is the Xingtian Killing God, who masters the autumn of Xiaoshou. In ancient times, unjust and executed prisoners were often conquered in autumn.

Therefore, white is a manifestation of exhaustion, bloodlessness, and lifelessness. It symbolizes death and ominous omen. For example, since ancient times, family members must wear sackcloth and filial piety (wear white filial obedience) to do "funny things" after their loved ones die. In ancient times, the white tiger was regarded as a fierce god, so the woman who brought bad luck to men is now called "White Tiger Star".

With the music of the Band 4 bands, funerals officially began. The funeral procession had an open path at the front. "Road flags" were placed along the way. Small pennants made of five-color paper or white paper were used to guide the souls of the dead and throw away the way. Paper money to show the ghosts along the way.

Then the eldest grandson walked in front with the portrait of the deceased, and then the filial son who held the mourning stick. After the filial son, the coffin was followed by the relatives, followed by ceremonial guards, various paper ties, and bands. Followed by relatives and friends walking or driving.

After driving for about half an hour, everyone came to the foot of a big mountain where Teacher Wu's cemetery was built.

Rural people have mountainous land in their own homes, and they generally don’t buy cemetery cemeteries. The main reason is that cemetery cemeteries are too expensive. If calculated by the square, they can catch up with the most expensive housing prices in China.

If you have a land on the mountain~www.wuxiaspot.com~, you basically build a cemetery by yourself. Not only can you build a cemetery yourself, but you can also build multiple cemeteries. Many elderly people will find a Feng Shui master to choose a site and then build a cemetery. , Generally, one would not build a tomb alone, at least there would be two tombs.

Many old people even built the graveyards of their children and grandchildren. In this way, you can save the children and grandchildren to build the cemetery. Once everyone's cemetery is completed, they will specify which tomb belongs to.

Not many people are willing to go up the mountain. After all, this uphill is much more tiring than walking on the plains. Half of the people who saw them off stayed at the foot of the mountain.

"Shall we go up?"

Wen Haitang asked. Climbing a mountain is very tiring, and Wen Haitang does not want to climb the mountain.

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