The Local Lazy Man System

"Dean Yang, this is the case. I want to send the vegetables and fish raised in my family to an authoritative organization for testing. Do you have an organization that knows this?" Ye Yaorong asked.

"Professor Ye, I didn't expect your family to plant and breed. If the vegetables you grow are as delicious as the watermelons you grow, that's fine."

Yang Chunjie said. Last time Ye Yaorong was sending his own big watermelon, he also sent one to several friends in the provincial capital.

Yang Chunjie also has one. That delicious taste now makes Yang Chunjie aftertaste, but Yang Chunjie knows that Ye Guangrong’s big and delicious watermelon is definitely not cheap, so she didn’t ask for it.

"Dean Yang, don’t say it. I have a headache now. It’s because the vegetables and farmed fish that my family produce tastes so good. Now it has been blocked by the county food ~ drug ~ supervision department. , Saying that my vegetables and fish contain substances harmful to the human body, you say I am not wronged." Ye Yaorong said.

"It's just nonsense. The vegetables grown here are delicious. What does it have to do with the harmful substances?"

Yang Chunjie said. Yang Chunjie understands that this must be a small gesture made by the local officials, and when he sees other people's good things, he likes to step on it.

"I have confidence in the vegetables and fish I grow. After all, my vegetables do not use pesticides and fertilizers, and the fish we raise eat weeds. How could it contain substances harmful to the human body?" Ye Yaorong said.

"You mean you want me to help you contact an authoritative organization to test the ingredients of your vegetables and fish." Yang Chunjie asked.

"Yes, I don't believe the report of the third-party testing agency that the local department finds. I'm afraid that someone will do it." Ye Yaorong said worriedly.

"Send it to me. I will help you to test the agricultural college of our school. The authority of the agricultural college of South Zhejiang University is very authoritative in China." Yang Chunjie said.

"Okay, trouble Dean Yang." Ye Yaorong thanked him.

"You're polite, please don't refuse to give me something if I go down." Yang Chunjie said with a smile.

"Dean Yang, don't worry, if I can help, I will definitely be obliged." Ye Yaorong said affirmatively.

This is all owed to favor, and sooner or later I will pay.

...

Early the next morning, Ye Yaorong arranged for Xiaosi'er to pack some vegetables and fish, and send them to Yang Chunjie, Dean of Zhejiang University.

Give these things to Dean Yang, and he will help him find the College of Agriculture of Zhejiang South University to help him test it, without having to worry about it himself.

I have to say that this counts as the importance of contacts.

If Ye Yaorong hadn't known these social elites before getting the "Lazy System", Ye Yaorong didn't know who to look for and how to do things like this.

And now, it's just a phone call.

"Brother Glory, the villagers are blocking our door again."

As soon as Ye Yaorong got up from a nap, Pan Chengchen said to Ye Yaorong.

"When did this happen?"

Ye Yaorong remembered that in the morning, no one had blocked the gate of his own fence. Why did these villagers come to block the gate of his fence on such a hot afternoon?

I am not afraid of getting heatstroke in the sun.

"I came here after lunch. They came here prepared this time. They all put up a big awning at the gate of our fence." Liu Qingqing said.

It turned out that after lunch, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen heard Xiao Mengmeng say that the villagers had put up an awning on the road to the gate of their fence, so they went over and took a look.

When Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen passed, the big awning was covered.

"Cover the awning? I'll take a look."

Ye Yaorong said, and walked out of the courtyard.

"Qingqing, let's go over and take a look to see how Honor Brother can deal with them." Pan Chengchen proposed.

"Ok."

Liu Qingqing responded and left the yard with Pan Chengchen.

To be honest, these villagers are surrounded by their own door every day, and Liu Qingqing is really big head. If this matter is not resolved, the family will not be peaceful.

...

"Hehe, with this big awning now, you don't have to be afraid of many birds in the sky." A villager said happily.

"Yes, I don't know where so many birds came from yesterday, and they **** at us, it's so strange." A villager said.

"It's very strange, maybe a flock of birds just flew by." A villager said naturally.

"I think it must have something to do with Ye Guangrong. You see that the animals in his family are so smart. There must be some way to make these birds listen to him." A villager said suspiciously.

"You laughed, this Ye Guangrong can command so many birds, you think he is a bird god." A villager said in disbelief.

"Who knows, but I always think it has something to do with him."

The villager still said suspiciously. Otherwise, there won't be so many birds flying on their heads and peeing for no reason.

"It doesn't matter whether he has anything to do with Ye Yaorong, now that we have this big awning, we are not afraid that he will call more birds."

Ye Tianren said. Yesterday, after being sprayed with bird droppings by so many birds, Ye Tianren was a little scared after returning home.

After all, this thing is really weird, but if I can get Ye Guangrong’s vegetable seed source, I can plant delicious vegetables, make a lot of money, and marry a young and beautiful wife.

This courage immediately became stronger. This morning, together with a few villagers in the village, they bought a big awning at the county seat and set it up at the door of Ye Guangrong’s house. In this case, I am not afraid of the same as yesterday. It can also cover the sun.

"Yes, I think what Ye Guangrong can do to us now, Tianren, let's play mahjong?" a villager said.

"Knead mahjong for five pieces." Ye Tianren said.

"So big?"

This villager was a little surprised. After all, in rural areas, except during the Chinese New Year, everyone would play hemp jugglers for five or ten dollars. On weekdays, they would play mahjong for one or two dollars.

"When we get the source of the seeds of Ye Guangrong's family, we will all be rich in the future, and we still play mahjong for this dollar and two dollars. It's not ashamed to lose it." Ye Tianren said.

"Isn't this not available yet?" a villager said.

"Isn't that something sooner or later?"

Ye Tianren said. Ye Tianren is very confident that these people who surround him every day like this, Ye Yaorong will compromise and hand over the source of the seeds.

"Yes, we will all be rich in the future. It's boring to play mahjong for one dollar or two dollars. We will play for five dollars."

...

When Ye Guangrong and the others came to the fence wall, they clearly watched a large awning erected not far from the fence gate.

These annoying villagers are there leisurely rubbing mahjong and playing cards.

"It seems that these people are very leisurely, and they regard me as a place of entertainment."

Ye Yaorong was really angry. The door of this house was repeatedly and repeatedly blocked by people. It was a clay figurine that would get angry, not to mention Ye Yaorong, a bad-tempered person.

Ye Yaorong now rushed to beat these people severely.

These people are really hateful, Ye Xiaorong can't bear it.

There is a saying, "I can't bear it, I don't need to bear it anymore." Ye Yaorong felt that he should beat these hateful villagers.

"Husband, don't be angry, don't be impulsive."

Seeing Ye Yaorong's face gloomy and his fists tightened as if he was about to hit someone, Liu Qingqing quickly persuaded him.

Although Liu Qingqing also hates these villagers who surround her doorway, her own men really can’t go out and beat these people. Many of these villagers are higher than their husbands in generations, and some of them are related to their own homes. of.

Although everyone has basically stopped moving, these people are still their own elders in terms of generation, and they really beat all of these elders. This is really not good to hear.

"Brother Glory, have you noticed that the number of people who came today is much less than the number of people who came yesterday, about one-third less. It seems that the bird dung war is still effective, or we still use the bird dung war."

Pan Chengchen was also worried that Ye Yaorong would go out to beat people, and quickly suggested.

"There are indeed a lot less people."

Ye Yaorong, who calmed down, also discovered this phenomenon.

It seems that yesterday's bird dung is still useful, and some people are still terrified.

After all, the inexplicable way so many birds flew from the sky to **** and pee on themselves. This is absolutely abnormal. Many people think it is the punishment of God's greed.

Some people think that this matter has something to do with Ye Yaorong. They think that Ye Yaorong can call so many birds to **** and **** on everyone like this. This Ye Yaorong is too mysterious to offend himself.

In this way, the villagers who were not very greedy, and even some of the villagers who followed the trend, all retreated and did not dare to come and block the door of Ye Yaorong's house.

And now the people who surrounded the door of Ye Guangrong's house were very greedy people.

"Husband, don't beat people."

Liu Qingqing took Ye Yaorong's hand and shook his head.

Liu Qingqing didn't want her man to beat so many villagers in the same village for fear of getting into more trouble.

"Don't worry, your husband won't beat people." Ye Yaorong said.

Ye Yaorong felt that these people really didn't deserve to do it by themselves. They beat others by themselves. Not only did they have a bad reputation, but it didn't work. Maybe these people took the opportunity to smear themselves.

When the time comes, the whole family will eat and drink at their own home and it will be troublesome.

It seems that my wife can see it through. The remaining villagers have no good reputation in Taoyuan Village, they are disgusting people.

If you do it yourself~www.wuxiaspot.com~, they will come to their own home in nine out of ten.

What Pan Chengchen said just now reminded Ye Yaorong.

The reason why these villagers dare to surround their own door like this is because they rely on the large number of people.

If there were only one or two people, Ye Yaorong believed that he was afraid to block his house with the courage of them.

This may be the strength of unity. As long as I destroy their unity with each other, these people will be dispersed.

Thinking of this, Ye Yaorong immediately had a solution.

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