The Local Lazy Man System

"Professor Ye, don't mind. You know that I am engaged in agricultural research. The watermelon your family grows is so delicious. It is definitely a good research project. Don't worry, we will definitely pay you for this scientific examination fee, even the patent fee. There is no problem, I think you should understand."

Although Professor Wu has been engaged in agricultural research all his life and has little understanding of human relationships and societies, after all, people of this age, if Ye Yaorong's face is not ugly, he is really a dog in his life.

I understand, I understand your grandma!

Don't think that you are an old professor, you can be so shameless.

If it weren't for Dean Yang's face, Ye Yaorong would rush people now.

"Understand, understand."

Seeing Dean Yang's face, Ye Yaorong resisted the urge to chase Professor Wu away, pretending to understand.

He directly put this Professor Wu on the blacklist of incompatibility.

"Professor Ye, it's great for you to understand."

Professor Wu said happily. Professor Wu did not expect this to go so smoothly.

"Understanding, it is not easy for everyone these years." Ye Yaorong said.

"Then Ye Guangrong, how do you grow this watermelon in your family? What kind of fertilizers are used?" Professor Wu asked.

"Well, Professor Wu, you really embarrass me. I have grown up like this, and I haven't been to the ground several times. I can't even distinguish the grains. How do you tell me to answer!"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. I was telling the truth, but I didn't lie to him.

"You didn't grow these watermelons?" Professor Wu asked in surprise.

"You see me like this, white and tender, like a person working in the field?" Ye Yaorong said, pointing to his skin.

"What about your vegetables and farmed fish?"

Professor Wu looked at Ye Yaorong and really felt that he didn't want to be a farmer.

Professor Wu is engaged in agronomic research, and he often has to come into contact with farmers who work in the fields. People who work in the fields often cannot be so white.

"I didn't get it. They all hired the villagers to work. Or I would let the two villagers who work at my house come over. If you have any questions, just ask them." Ye Yaorong said.

Ye Yaorong decided to let Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng send the Professor Wu. Ye Yaorong really didn't want to accompany him.

It was indeed Ye Yaorong's impression of this Professor Wu that had changed very badly now, looking at him annoying.

"It would be great."

Professor Wu said. Professor Wu also believed that Ye Yaorong was not a farmer, and he couldn't find any useful information when asked.

"Yingying, you can send Ye Xiangsheng and Ye Rong to me and call them over."

Ye Yaorong raised his head and said to the parrot "Yingying" who was standing on the longan tree enjoying the cool.

In this hot weather, even the usually lively "Yingying" was not energetic. Standing on the tree and squinting, he stopped chewing when he saw the guests.

"It's so hot! The sun outside is so poisonous"

The parrot "Yingying" didn't want to move, and said weakly.

In this hot weather, even the bird finds reasons for being lazy.

"Where is so much nonsense, please give me a call."

Ye Yaorong said dissatisfiedly. It's their own wives and the others. This parrot is getting lazier and lazy, and it's almost becoming a "uncle".

"Always let me work, Yingying is so fateful."

The parrot "Sakura" said dissatisfiedly, and flew out obediently to find someone.

The clever parrot knows that he can't really make his master unhappy, or his mistress can't protect himself.

"Hey, is this a parrot?"

Dean Yang looked at the parrot flying out of the yard in surprise and said.

It’s not uncommon for Dean Yang to speak human words for a parrot, but what the parrot said and this comprehension shocked Dean Yang. This is definitely the wisdom of a five-year-old child.

What does it mean that a parrot has the wisdom of a five-year-old child?

Dean Yang was scared thinking about it.

"It's a parrot."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

"Where did this parrot come from?"

Professor Wu returned to his senses, looking at Ye Yaorong excitedly and asked.

This is definitely another major discovery, and Professor Wu is more excited than the delicious big watermelon just discovered.

Professor Wu felt that this time, he really came to the right.

It's an eye-opener to see so many strange things without coming.

This really corresponds to the sentence, "It is better to travel thousands of miles to read thousands of books at home." This is really true.

"I bought it at the flower and bird market." Ye Yaorong said.

"Bought it at the flower and bird market?"

Both Dean Yang and Professor Wu said in disbelief. How could it be possible that such a clever parrot was bought at the flower and bird market.

"Yes, it is the flower and bird market in Yangping County. You can also try your luck." Ye Yaorong said.

"This is incredible. There is such a smart parrot that can be bought at the flower and bird market, Professor Ye, you are really lucky."

Professor Wu sighed why he didn't encounter such a good thing about you.

"Hehe, I have always been lucky."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. I was originally a lazy person, but my luck was really good. Marrying a stunning wife like Liu Qingqing, I also got a "lazy person system" that changed my life.

...

"Glory, are you looking for us?"

Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng walked into the yard and asked Ye Yaorong.

It’s not unusual for a parrot to spread the word now in Taoyuan Village. Everyone is accustomed to Ye Guangrong’s family who has a very smart parrot, who can talk, talk and play treasures.

In the past, several big bosses outside the village paid a big price to buy this smart parrot, but Ye Yaorong refused.

Now Ye Yaorong's family uses the gatekeeper. Those big bosses who want to buy this parrot can't even enter the door of Ye Yaorong's house.

"Yes, this is Professor Wu from South Zhejiang University. He has some planting questions to ask you. Just tell this Professor Wu what you know about planting." Ye Yaorong said to the two.

"Oh."

Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng have been working in Ye Yaorong’s house for some time. Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng have seen a lot of big people. Although they are surprised that the old man in front of him is a big literate, he is not very nervous.

In the eyes of rural people, professors are great educators, and they are one level higher than teachers.

"This watermelon was grown by you." Professor Wu asked.

"Yes, we planted it."

Ye Rongfa nodded and said. Ye Guangrong’s watermelon was grown by Ye Xiangsheng and himself during the whole planting process.

"What kind of fertilizer do you usually use?" Professor Wu asked.

"No chemical fertilizers are used. Honor said that to grow green food, pesticides and fertilizers are not allowed." Ye Rongfa said.

"Then what kind of fertilizer do you usually put on the watermelon?" Professor Wu asked.

"There is no fertilizer, just pour some water on the watermelon." Ye Rongfa said.

...

Professor Wu asked Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng for an hour, but he didn’t ask anything. It seems that after the seeds of the vegetables and watermelons from Ye Rongfa’s family are planted, they usually pull the weeds, remove the insects, and water some water. .

This planting is simpler than ordinary people planting. In this way, it is a miracle to grow such delicious vegetables and watermelons.

Professor Wu was very dissatisfied with this result, but there was no alternative.

After all, Professor Wu could see that the two old people in this place did not lie to themselves at all.

Where is the problem?

This makes Professor Wu a headache.

Could it be that the problem lies in the seeds, but how do you explain the fry?

"Husband, have dinner."

Liu Qingqing came out of the dining hall at this time and said to Ye Yaorong.

On weekdays, everyone eats in the kitchen in the backyard, but if guests come to the house, they will eat in the dining hall at home, and they will cook a few more dishes than usual.

At noon this meal was made by Aunt Liu. Except for the meat dishes, the other vegetables and fish are harmless vegetables and fish.

To be honest, since Liu Qingqing became pregnant, Ye Yaorong has been worried about the vegetables outside. The vegetables, eggs and fish used at home must all be grown and raised by his own family.

It's meat. Ye Yaorong can buy pork from pigs killed by the farmer in and outside the village, but he buys it at the farmer's house. Basically, he doesn't go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

Of course, seafood can only be bought outside.

In fact, the vegetables, aquatic products, and meat and poultry in the current vegetable market are really worrying.

The main reason is that there are too many black cabbage vendors now, plus the so-called genetically modified foods. How dare Ye Guangrong let his pregnant wife eat these?

Before getting married, Ye Yaorong read in the news that many rich people's daughter-in-laws were pregnant, and they went abroad to have babies. Ye Yaorong secretly scolded them for admiring foreigners.

But now Ye Yaorong understands them a bit. It's not easy for everyone. In fact, everyone is thinking about the health of the next generation.

There are six dishes, one soup, and a plate of watermelon. Although Aunt Liu’s cooking skills have improved a lot, the dishes that can be fried are not very good in appearance, but each dish is served in porcelain pots, and the portion is very large.

In this regard, many rural people are the same. In fact, they are not afraid that the guests will not be able to finish the meal, but they are afraid that they will have no food after eating.

"These vegetables and fish are all your own."

Looking at the dishes on the table, Professor Wu asked. Although I know that Yerong’s vegetables and fish have very high nutritional value, Professor Wu really hasn’t tasted them.

"Yes, everyone has a taste~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Ye Yaorong said.

Professor Wu took a piece of fish into his mouth. It was soft and boneless. It was particularly rotten to chew in his mouth. It was soft but creamy, and refreshing with a strong fragrance. The taste was really good.

The other dishes are so flavorful that people can't bear to put down their chopsticks.

The guests and the host enjoyed a meal, especially Dean Yang and Professor Wu. It was the first time that such a delicious dish was eaten. After a meal, the two of them did not stop their mouths until they could not eat. Chopsticks, touching his chubby belly.

Fortunately, this dish is cooked enough, otherwise it is really not enough.

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