The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Erwazi, there is one here."

Xiao Mengmeng followed the Erwazi, pointed to the one on the longan tree, "Zhi", and shouted to the Erwazi.

Fortunately, this "knowledge" is inherently deaf. As long as people don't get close to it, it will ignore your voice, and will continue to sing its own songs.

"Husband, can the second child use this to catch Zhi?"

Liu Qingqing curiously watched the second baby holding a bamboo pole to catch it. With such a simple tool, there is no net bag, how can I catch it!

"Don't underestimate this simple tool, but it's very effective."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

Ye Yaorong used this tool to learn when he was young.

Even though this tool is very simple, it is very practical. The most important thing about this tool is spider webs. It depends on the stickiness of these spider webs.

Under normal circumstances, as long as you know that it is stuck by the spider web, you can't get away if you know it. It's just a catch.

However, this tool also has a flaw, that is, the spider web is not durable. After grabbing more than a dozen or more gadgets, the spider web will no longer be sticky or broken, and you need to get some spider webs again.

I saw Erwazi holding the bamboo pole, and pointed the circle on the top of the bamboo pole at a Zhizhi who threw on the longan tree.

It’s said that this is an insect that doesn’t eat and only drinks water, drinking yellow spring water, and taking nine days dew on top.

So this knowledge is very valuable in Chinese medicine. Knowing the medicine is used to convulsions in children. To put it bluntly, it is to eliminate evil.

"Caught it, caught it!"

Seeing a Zhizhi was entangled, no matter how struggling, there was no way to escape from the spider web.

Erwazi was very experienced in grabbing Zhizhi from the spider web.

Don't look at this simple action. If it is not done well, the entire spider web will be broken. In that case, the spider web needs to be collected again.

It's a waste of time, not to mention it, and tiring, so experienced children know how to easily get Zhizhi off the spider web without damaging the spider web.

"It's that simple?"

Liu Qingqing was a little surprised that the second baby caught a Zhizhi so simply.

"Why don't you just grab someone who is lying on the tree and motionless, what's the problem!"

Ye Yaorong said.

It's true that this knowing is easy to catch. According to its call, you can judge the position of this knowing, and you can catch it directly with a spider web.

If you know this, if the position is not high, you can grab it with your hands.

"Husband, I want to try."

Liu Qingqing was also interested, and wanted to try this.

"Second baby, try it for auntie."

With Ye Yaorong's consent, Liu Qingqing was also excited to find out.

"give."

The second child readily handed over the tools to Liu Qingqing.

"Auntie, there is a big sis there."

Xiao Mengmeng pointed to a position of the longan tree and said to Liu Qingqing.

"Well, Mengmeng, look at how Auntie caught this dog.

"

Liu Qingqing excitedly grabbed the bamboo pole, pointed it at the Dazhi, and pressed it down.

"Catch it, catch it, auntie is awesome." Road.

Ye Yaorong sat in his seat, saw this scene, and only shook his head. At this young age, he would be so flattering. When he grows up, he still has it.

"Yes, my aunt is amazing."

"Auntie is awesome."

"Auntie, what you caught is the biggest one you caught today."

The other children were unwilling to slap Liu Qingqing's flattery, no way, who would let Liu Qingqing treat them best.

If there is anything delicious, you will never forget these bear kids, just take the watermelon from Ye Guangrong's family. These bear kids can eat it every day.

Sometimes Ye Yaorong made fun of Liu Qingqing as a "prodigal wife."

"Second child, if you know this, take you away."

Liu Qingqing said to the second baby. Don't look at Liu Qingqing daring to use a bamboo pole to grasp this Zhi, but he dare not use his hands to grasp this Zhi.

Soon, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen, two big beauties, also joined the ranks of Catch.

How to put it, since the two of them joined, the efficiency of this understanding has been greatly reduced.

Soon the two longan trees in the yard learned about it. They were all caught up. The ones that weren’t caught also ran away. There were only a dozen of them. They weren’t enough to eat. So this team who caught it. , I went outside the yard to find out.

"Hehe, you can take a good nap now."

Seeing Liu Qingqing brought a bunch of bear dolls to the tree outside the yard and caught them, Ye Yaorong lay on the chair and took a nap.

This time I didn't bother myself, Ye Yaorong soon fell asleep.

In the evening, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen walked into the yard with a group of bear children. Seeing the joy of these people, it seems that today's harvest is not small.

"Haha, how is it, how many caught."

Ye Yaorong looked at Liu Qingqing who walked into the yard and asked with a smile.

"Uncle, we caught a lot and learned a lot."

Xiao Mengmeng ran to Ye Yaorong excitedly and said.

"Hehe, how many are many?"

Ye Yaorong smiled and asked Xiao Mengmeng's head.

"That's a lot, Uncle doesn't even know this." Xiao Mengmeng said while looking at Ye Yaorong.

Xiao Mengmeng thinks his uncle is so stupid, he doesn't even know how much it is.

"Yes, it's a lot."

Ye Rongrong said silently. Being smarter than children is simply looking for abuse.

"Let me see how many caught."

Ye Rongrong was a little curious, what was the result of Liu Qingqing's all afternoon.

"Husband, look, there is a whole bucket."

Liu Qingqing said happily. After all, among so many trophies, some of them are their own trophies.

"Not bad, enough to blow up a washbasin at night."

Ye Yaorong looked at the whole bucket of Zhizhi, nodded and said.

It seems that I know a lot about this in my yard, so one catch is a bucket,

But fortunately, to eliminate part of it, at least when I have a nap, there will be no more "know, know" noise.

"Husband, can you eat if you know it?"

Liu Qingqing hadn't eaten this before, and said with some worry.

"Haha, don't worry, you can eat it. And it tastes good." Ye Yaorong said with certainty.

...

After dinner, before it was seven o'clock, Ye Yaorong was urged by the little Mengmeng dolls to let them eat.

Ye Yaorong had to carry the bucket with Zhizhao, and went to the kitchen to blow Zhizhao.

There are many ways to eat this knowing. You can eat fried, roasted, or boiled. But the most common one is fried knowing. Ye Yaorong now cooks deep fried knowing.

Different from the larva, this adult knows, you must remove the head, feet, wings and the shell of the insect body, and the rest can be eaten, but if you peel off all these, this only knows, and the last remaining The meat is not much bigger than peanuts.

Ye Yaorong, who possesses a god-level cooking skill, was amazing. In half an hour, he had peeled off the entire bucket of knowledge.

In the end, the edible part was left, and the result was less than half of the small basin.

Simmer it with boiling water to get rid of the soil bacteria on the body surface, then wash with cold water and drain the water.

Before frying, put the raw oil into the pot and heat it to 70% hot, add it and fry it for about five minutes and remove it. When the oil temperature rises, fry it again in the pot until it is crispy and remove it. Sprinkle with salt and pepper powder and fragrant. Condiments such as chopped green onions and chopped **** will be cooked in a fragrant deep-frying.

"smell good!"

When Ye Yaorong walked to the front yard carrying the fried chili, everyone smelled an attractive fragrance.

"Come on, it's fried."

Ye Yaorong smiled and put the basin of Sheng Zhili on the stone table.

"I want to eat."

The second child is fast, and when no one else has done it, he eagerly reaches into the basin to catch it and eat.

"Ah... it's hot."

The second child quickly retracted his hands, and he was burnt just now.

"Seeing you are in a hurry, don't worry, you will not be missing from the great hero. You will wash your hands and eat after it gets cold." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

It's strange that this deep-fried thing won't be hot right out of the pan.

...

"Uncle Glory, Uncle Glory."

For breakfast, Ye Yaorong was woken up by the second child who was yelling in the yard while he was still sleeping at home.

"I said, Second Child, are you itchy, you dare to disturb your Uncle Honor sleeping."

Ye Yaorong got his eyes and picked up the phone to look at it. It was just after six o'clock.

When it was only a few hours, I was awakened by the bear boy, and he couldn't help but cursed at Erwazi a little angry.

"Uncle Glory, Uncle Glory, something serious happened, the old village chief wants you to go to the fields in the west of the village immediately~www.wuxiaspot.com~ said Erwazi anxiously.

"I don't have a field in the west of the village, what am I going to do?" Ye Yaorong said.

Although most of the fields of the villagers are in the west of the village, the fields of Ye Guangrong's family are not in the west of the village, basically in the south of the village where they live.

However, the west of the village is the largest area in Taoyuan Village. Except for a few families, the entire village’s fields are in the west.

There is the largest paddy planting area in Taoyuan Village. Even the nearby villages are no bigger than the field in the west of Taoyuan Village.

"Uncle Glory, go quickly, something really happened." Erwazi said anxiously.

"What's the matter, what happened?"

Seeing the second child in such anxious state, Ye Yaorong also realized the seriousness of the matter. If the matter were not serious, the old village chief would not let the second child wake him up so early in the morning.

"Husband, no matter what, you should hurry up and take a look."

Of course Liu Qingqing also heard the cry of the second child, and said to Ye Yaorong in the bedroom.

"Well, second child, tell the village chief, I'll be there right away."

Ye Yaorong felt that his wife was right, so he should go and have a look. What happened to make the old village chief look for him in such a hurry.

Ye Yaorong put on his clothes and didn't freshen up. He went to the yard and drove his electric tricycle to the west of the village. After all, it was faster to drive than to walk.

When Ye Yaorong drove the electric tricycle to the rice field base in the west of the village, he was stunned as he watched the scene in front of him.

This is really a big deal.

The third is later.

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