The Local Lazy Man System

"Then let me talk about one more. The twins were chatting in their mother's stomach. The boss said: "It's good that my dad always stretches his head to see us, but he doesn't care about hygiene, so he spit out and leaves. After spitting up, put the sputum in a bag."

Ye Yaorong told another joke. This joke was heard while eating and drinking with people like Wang Dafu, and it happened to be used now.

Ye Yaorong still had a lot of such jokes, and he didn't ask if he said dozens more.

"Why? Not satisfied yet, let me talk about..."

"Big brother, my dear brother, don't talk about it, can we be scared?"

Li Yang said with a blushing face.

Everyone is an unmarried eldest daughter of Huanghua. How could they bear the jokes of Ye Yaorong one after another, everyone blushed.

But this joke sounds really interesting.

Of course, this is their inner thoughts, and they won't say it.

"Is it a pass?"

Ye Yaorong asked. To be honest, this has been standing at the door for more than ten minutes, if it weren't for the marriage of his good brother Xiao Si'er this time.

Ye Yaorong wouldn't do this best man's job.

You know that Ye Yaorong grew up so big, he hadn't eaten "closed door" before.

If Ye Yaorong had the temperament before, if anyone stopped him outside the door like this, he would have kicked the door open long ago.

"It's good for you to barely pass." Ma Yuewen said.

"Then don't open the door quickly," Ye Yaorong said.

"This is not okay. Haven't seen the red envelope yet?" Li Yang said.

At the time of marriage, when the bridegroom picks up the bride, he must use a red envelope to open the door to enter the bride’s room. If the red envelope is not enough and the bridesmaids inside are not satisfied, the door will not be opened.

"Red envelopes, of course there are red envelopes."

Ye Rongnan took out a big red envelope from the bag and handed it through the slit under the door.

In about a minute, the big red envelope was pushed out from the crack in the door again.

"No, there are too few red envelopes, there is no sincerity at all." The bridesmaid inside said dissatisfiedly.

"Then let's add some."

This red envelope for the bridesmaids is not fixed, but can be added. Originally, Xiao Si'er's house included 588 yuan.

"How can it be done at one point, there are so many of us," Li Yang said.

"This red envelope is too big, this door can't go through." Ye Yaorong said.

"Then we open the door, and you just hand it over."

Li Yang felt that Ye Yaorong had some truth in what he said. The gap was so big, and the red envelope was a little bit full, which really couldn't make it through.

"it is good."

Ye Yaorong looked at each other with the other best men, then said to the bridesmaid inside.

"Okay, open the door to get the red envelope."

Ye Yaorong said to the bridesmaids in the door.

Hearing that there was a red envelope to take, the door quickly opened a crack.

At this moment, Ye Yaorong and a few people squeezed the door. How many women were the opponents of Ye Yaorong's great elders? Soon Ye Yaorong and the whole group squeezed into the room.

"You cheat."

Li Yang said depressed.

The bridegroom was allowed to enter this room before the red envelope was taken away. It was really depressing.

"Okay, just accept it when you see it. This is a red envelope for you, so I'll accept it."

Ye Yaorong handed the red envelope to Li Yang and said.

This red envelope for the bridesmaid cannot be saved, this is the rule.

"Hmph, you guys just can't believe it, it's a disadvantage."

Li Yang stared at Ye Yaorong dissatisfiedly and said.

Ye Yaorong ignored Li Yang, but looked at Xiao Si, who was kneeling in front of Pan Chengchen on one knee.

"Chenchen, marry me."

Xiao Si'er handed a bunch of roses to Pan Chengchen and said.

This is a marriage proposal.

Seeing this scene, Ye Yaorong couldn't help but think of when he married Liu Qingqing. It was so simple at that time. He rented a wedding dress for Liu Qingqing to wear.

There is no wedding car, no flowers, just a dozen tables of banquets are simply organized, and friends and relatives are invited over for a wedding drink.

Every time he thinks about this, Ye Yaorong feels that Liu Qingqing owes Liu Qingqing a complete wedding.

Pan Chengchen took the flowers from Xiao Si'er.

"Xiao Si'er, hurry home with your daughter-in-law." Ye Rongnan quickly confronted.

Xiao Si'er hugged Pan Chengchen with the red rose and walked downstairs.

When it comes downstairs, it is naturally another custom.

There is nothing special, that is, crying. The bride cries with her mother and father, expressing that she is reluctant to bear this family and her parents.

The harder he cried, the more filial the bride appeared.

But now it’s not as particular as before. I cried casually, meaning that even if it passed, the bride followed the groom into the extended Lincoln.

This extended version of Lincoln has a lot of space, so in addition to the flower girl, the bridesmaids also sit in this extended version of Lincoln.

The flower girl, also known as the little bridesmaid, refers to the wedding ceremony for the bride (bride). According to Christian allusions, the flower girl is a cupid, a little angel at the wedding, and comes to the bride with the joy of blessing. The cute little angel symbolizes the pure and beautiful love of the couple, implying the omens of the future generations, and also adds a touch of agility to the wedding.

So now that men and women get married, this flower girl is indispensable.

The flower girl is usually the child of the woman’s relatives, who is usually a boy and a girl, meaning a golden girl and a girl.

The other main relatives of the woman were sitting in the remaining seven Audi cars.

"Wow, it's really luxurious inside?"

Ma Yuewen, who got into the extended Lincoln car, said excitedly.

At this age, Ma Yuewen has never been in this tens of millions of luxury cars. Today, I finally got on the first car. I was really excited and felt that everything in it was so good.

Now Ma Yuewen couldn't help but feel jealous of Pan Chengchen. When he got married, there was such a luxurious car as the wedding car.

It's simply too enviable.

Ma Yuewen really thought about it, that when he got married, he could sit in such a luxurious wedding car.

That kind of wedding is the perfect wedding.

"Can a tens of millions of cars be luxurious? Xiaosi'er, you are so powerful that you can get such a wedding car."

Li Yang looked at him in surprise.

This little shop is definitely not a simple character, otherwise, how could I get this extended Lincoln car as a wedding car?

You know that this kind of extended Lincoln is not something you can rent if you want.

"Where do I have that ability? These wedding cars are all called by Brother Glory."

Dao~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiao Si'er didn't expect Brother Honor to be so powerful. The wedding car he called for himself is simply too bold, especially this wedding car, which is too high-end and luxurious.

Xiao Si'er was particularly excited when driving over to pick up the bride.

"Brother Honor, who are you talking about Ye Honor?"

Li Yang asked curiously. Since Pan Chengchen moved into Taoyuan Village, she has mentioned Ye Yaorong the most times.

"Just now in Pan Chengchen's room, that long, tall and strong man is Brother Glory." Road.

"It's the man who sings badly."

Pan Chengchen's female girlfriends asked in surprise.

Li Yang and the others did not expect that the strong man they saw just now turned out to be the mysterious Ye Yaorong in Pan Chengchen's mouth. (To be continued.)

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