The Local Lazy Man System

Luqiu Chinese Network

"Husband, let's play, I watch TV."

Liu Qingqing said.

Now that she is about to give birth, Liu Qingqing can't sit for a long time, and playing mahjong is also an individual effort.

"Pharaoh, are you coming?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Wang Bingzhen and asked.

"You are all young people, am I an old man inappropriate?"

Wang Bingzhen said.

"There is nothing inappropriate, three missing one, that's it."

Ye Yaorong said without a word.

Soon, four people played mahjong around the mahjong table.

In China, Mahjong, like solitaire, has a very wide audience, and people basically play it.

But now in this place in Yangping County, if a married woman often goes out to play mahjong, you have to be careful.

Many women's extramarital affairs in Yangping County start with playing mahjong.

There is such a thing here.

A man gets better with others. He always tells his wife to play mahjong with his colleague. She has met his colleague. She looks honest and speaks sincerely.

His wife called his colleague and said yes, it was short of one.

When there were too many times, the wife was suspicious, and when she was suspicious, she investigated.

As a result, the problem came out. It turned out that my husband was a bee. When a woman asks her husband’s colleague and tells the matter, the colleague feels embarrassed, saying that the crime should be long live. This is not a cover for extramarital affairs.

After two rounds, the woman and her husband’s colleagues got better.

One day this woman was with her husband's colleague. It happened that her man called. This "colleague" had to dress and leave.

The woman said, let's play for a while.

The man said, you don't know what to do, what if he comes back?

The woman said, it doesn't matter, he said he was playing mahjong with you.

Playing mahjong is such a good reason for men. Think about it, you have to go away when you are short of three. How immoral.

Of course, it can be used as a reason for cheating.

So when you call and ask what your wife is doing, if she says she is playing mahjong, you should pay attention.

...

"Huh..."

Suddenly there was a loud wind outside the house, like a ghost crying and howling wolf,

The doors and windows were blown by the gusty wind and kept "popping".

"Typhoon is coming."

Hearing the wind outside, Ye Yaorong put the mahjong off and said.

"Let me see."

Fang Boling put the cards down, and immediately ran to the window to watch the scene outside.

Looking outside the yard, through the light, Fang Bolin could see the storm outside, especially the wind was very strong. A big tree not far from the yard was blocked by the wind, and the small tree was even worse. , Was uprooted.

The things in the yard were also skewed by the wind, and the wind was violent outside the windows, and there were bursts of broken sounds in my ears.

Even Fang Boling saw that the tiles on the roof beside her were overturned and blown out by the wind.

"This typhoon is terrible."

Seeing the scene outside, Fang Bolin said with some shock.

Fortunately, I spent the night at Ye Yaorong. If I were in the yard of Mr. Wang, he, Mr. Wang and the nanny would definitely be terrified.

It turned out that after Wang Bingzhen settled here, he drove all the bodyguards back, leaving only one babysitter to take care of daily life.

"Fortunately, this typhoon is not very strong."

Ye Yaorong looked out the window. Although he felt a bit distressed about the trees that were knocked down by these typhoons, he was relieved. The wind of this typhoon was not very strong, and it had not reached level 12 or higher, and its destructive power was limited.

Now Ye Yaorong was worried about the continuity of the typhoon. For a general typhoon, the highest wind force was maintained for about one or two hours, and then weakened.

"Such a big typhoon, isn't it big?"

Fang Bolin asked unexpectedly.

"Of course it's not that big. The typhoons of last year were all bigger than this."

Pan Chengchen looked out the window and said.

Fortunately, this typhoon is not big, and if the typhoon is big, Big Brother Ye's house will suffer a great loss.

"It seems that this typhoon has landed elsewhere."

Wang Bingzhen looked out the window and said.

The most feared thing about this typhoon is that it hits head-on and makes landfall in that place.

Every year, there are many accidental deaths caused by typhoons.

"Well, no matter what, let's continue playing mahjong."

Seeing the trees uprooted by the typhoon outside, Ye Yaorong was a little distressed, but in this violent storm, Ye Yaorong had nothing to do. He could only watch, these trees were blown down by the wind.

That's why Ye Yaorong wanted to do nothing, and ignored this matter.

"Ok."

The girls in the outside scene were a little frightened, so they went back to the mahjong table to play mahjong.

This mahjong is a good thing. When I was excited, I forgot that the typhoon was still blowing outside.

"what……"

"power cut."

Everyone just sat down at the mahjong table when suddenly the whole room was dark.

You don't need to look at it to know that this is a power failure.

As long as there is a typhoon, there will be power outages seven or eight times out of ten.

"My wife, don't move in bed."

Ye Yaorong said to Liu Qingqing immediately.

The room was completely dark now, and Ye Yaorong was most worried about Liu Qingqing.

"Husband, I know."

With his husband in the house, although the room turned black all of a sudden, Liu Qingqing was not afraid at all, because Liu Qingqing knew that he was the safest place where his husband was.

Now unlike more than ten years ago, once the power goes out, it is very troublesome. You have to find a flashlight or a candle or a match in the dark, sometimes you can't find it.

So more than ten years ago, every household in the village had several flashlights, which were basically placed in or beside the bed.

Now it’s different. Once the phone is taken out, it can be used as a flashlight.

No, the bedroom is lit up less than a minute after the power outage. Everyone uses the mobile phone flashlight function. The light from five or six mobile phone flashlights directly illuminates the bedroom very brightly.

"I'll find candles."

Ye Yaorong stood up, found a few prepared candles from the drawer in the bedroom, and lit them with a lighter.

The bedroom is more than twenty square meters in size, and with three candles, the room is very bright.

"It is estimated that some wire was broken."

Ye Yaorong sat down on the mahjong table and said with a smile.

Having experienced such things a lot, Ye Yaorong had become accustomed to it.

Not to be confused by the sudden power outage.

"Boss, are there typhoons here every year?"

Fang Bolin asked curiously.

Fang Bolin is a northerner and has never experienced a typhoon in the south. This is the first time she has been in contact with a typhoon and is particularly curious.

Especially this typhoon was able to break such a thick tree. If people were in the typhoon, wouldn't it be blown away by the wind?

"It happens every year, and there are more than one or two times a year, but the typhoons that have an impact on us are basically between July and October. At other times, those typhoons will not pass through us, and the impact will not be affected. Big."

Ye Yaorong said.

"If there are three or five such typhoons in a year, wouldn't it be troublesome?"

Fang Bolin asked.

"It's very troublesome, but fortunately, the landing place of this typhoon varies from year to year, and its size varies from year to year, especially since it has little impact on our place. , Appears once every five years."

Ye Yaorong explained.

If there are three or five typhoons like this every year, how can farmers in Yangping County live their lives?

"One."

While Ye Yaorong was talking, Pan Chengchen played.

"bump."

"Huh."

Ye Yaorong put down the card in his hand and said.

"Glory, why are you foolish again?"

Wang Bingzhen looked at Ye Yaorong depressed and said.

This night, it's not that I haven't been foolish. Basically, they are all Ye Yaorong.

"Yeah, boss, are you cheating? How come you are the only one."

Fang Bo Lin also said depressedly.

This night, I lost the card and never won.

What is this?

You must know that Fang Bolin is still very confident in her mahjong skills. Whether it is in college or after work, playing mahjong with others is more winning than losing.

But today I have never won a game, so I kept losing.

"Yeah, Brother Ye, you will win today alone."

Pan Chengchen also said depressed.

In this night of mahjong, among the four, Ye Yaorong won alone, and everyone lost, and they lost miserably.

"Haha, this is mainly because my gambling skills are too good."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

Ye Rongrong didn't deliberately want to win ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but played mahjong casually.

But Ye Yaorong, who possesses "gambling skills," even if he didn't think about it, he would clearly know which card to play in his mind.

This "gambling technique" has now become Ye Yaorong's instinct. It is simply a breeze to win against rookie players like Pan Chengchen.

Without thinking.

"Stop playing, it's meaningless to lose."

Wang Bingzhen said depressed.

Everyone likes to play mahjong, just like the feeling of winning. It's meaningless to lose.

"Don't, you continue to play mahjong. Aunt Liu plays mahjong instead of me."

Ye Yaorong said immediately.

In fact, Ye Yaorong didn't think it was interesting either. His own gambling skills, playing with Pan Chengchen and others, were really bullying.

"I, I can't, I always lose in mahjong!"

Aunt Liu, who was watching Ye Guangrong and the others play mahjong, said quickly.

Aunt Liu can play mahjong, but the technique is very stinky. Playing mahjong at the table is simply giving people money.

"It's okay, Aunt Liu, I have won so much, I'm not afraid you will lose."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Ye Yaorong had won a lot, but they were all cards made with cards, not real money.

Ye Yaorong didn't want to really ask Fang Bolin and the others for their money, so he wished that Aunt Liu would give out so many points in his hand.

"Aunt Liu, just sit down and play. Our level is not good. If your level is good, we wouldn't dare to play with you."

Pan Chengchen said to Aunt Liu.

"Ok."

Seeing everyone saying this, Aunt Liu's heart was moved. After watching Mahjong for so long, Aunt Liu's hands were also itchy.

...

"Wife, what are you doing?"

Ye Yaorong went to bed and asked while sitting beside Liu Qingqing. (~^~)Liuqiu Chinese Network