The Local Lazy Man System

"Then I will tell mom."

Liu Qingqing walked out of the house happily. Since giving birth to Dudu, Liu Qingqing hasn't been shopping. Now after finishing her confinement, Liu Qingqing really wants to go shopping.

Especially go to the market with my beloved man.

To take women out for shopping, first you have to learn to wait and wait willingly.

After half an hour, Liu Qingqing came out of the house.

"Wife, you are so beautiful."

Ye Yaorong looked at Liu Qingqing blankly and said.

Liu Qingqing is dressed purely today, wearing a hibiscus color wide-sleeved top. The bracelet is wrapped around his left neck, and light purple tassels hover around the dark blue hakama.

The dark coffee waist-length soft long hair has a refreshing styling, and the purple hair band is **** high. The amber eyes are gentle and quiet, like the pure goddess from school just now.

"Husband, people are out of shape!"

Liu Qingqing said depressedly.

Just now Liu Qingqing wanted to put on her beautiful clothes, but found that many of the clothes no longer fit.

It's not that the clothes have become smaller, but that I have become fat, especially the abdomen and my plump parts have become much larger.

Especially the abdomen, which is so fat and ugly.

Liu Qingqing didn't know how long it would take him to recover this figure.

"Where the shape is gone, I think it's pretty good, it's fuller and more beautiful."

Ye Yaorong looked at Liu Qingqing carefully and said.

In terms of body shape, Liu Qingqing's figure is indeed much plumper now than before she was pregnant.

But Ye Yaorong liked the plumpness of Liu Qingqing, and every man had his own preferences.

After all, Ye Yaorong liked the plump women, who felt sensual and comfortable to hold.

"It's all fat, fat!"

Liu Qingqing was very dissatisfied with the fat on his abdomen, and found it particularly ugly.

"It's okay. Starting at night, I will massage your abdomen for ten minutes every day, and you will recover in about a month."

Ye Yaorong said.

Ye Yaorong, who possesses magical skills, has many ways to get rid of the fat on his wife's abdomen and restore her to the state before giving birth.

However, the best and most harmless method is to massage the belly meat.

Ye Yaorong was confident that if he did massage, Liu Qingqing's abdomen would be like a girl in a month.

Of course, the main reason is that your wife is young, and this recovers quickly.

Unlike middle-aged women who have two or three children, it is much harder for their bodies to recover.

"Really, you can recover in one month?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Yaorong in surprise and asked.

This woman was born with a special care for her figure and appearance.

"Why don't you have confidence in your man?"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"No, I'm just happy."

Liu Qingqing said happily.

...

National Day is one of the most important festivals in China. It is also the longest holiday except for the Spring Festival holiday during the New Year.

Today is the first day of the National Day holiday. There is a lot of traffic on this road, especially today in the markets of Aojiang Town and Longgang Town. There are particularly many cars on this road.

No, Ye Yaorong stopped and walked, and only halfway through the drive, he stopped and couldn't move. The traffic jam was severe.

The roads in Yangping County are basically the roads that existed decades ago. The 104 National Road currently opened by Ye Yaorong. What happened to Ye Yaorong when he was a child, and how it is now. Basically, it has not been expanded.

There were not so many private cars more than ten years ago. Such roads are okay, and traffic jams rarely occur.

But it doesn't work anymore. People's living conditions are better now. Many people have cars. The roads now can't meet their needs.

Slow traffic jams have become a common phenomenon. People who drive, basically encounter traffic jams every three days.

It's not that the Yangping County government doesn't want to expand this road. It is indeed difficult. If this is to widen the road, the houses on the side of the road will have to be demolished. This is a huge cost!

Therefore, there is no conclusion to the widening of the road.

In the traffic jam, Ye Yaorong had no choice but to stop and wait for the traffic police in front to clear the traffic.

"The road is really blocked today!"

Liu Qingqing said depressedly.

As soon as I met the festival in China, I discovered that China is really crowded with people and cars.

Everyone is getting used to it when there are people and traffic jams during the holidays!

"There is no way, or I will tell you a joke."

Anyway, he was idle now, Ye Yaorong was going to tell his wife the joke he had seen yesterday.

"Okay, husband, you haven't told me a joke for a long time."

Liu Qingqing said happily.

It's been a long time since my husband tells me a joke, Liu Qingqing is really nostalgic.

Liu Qingqing likes this two-person world with her own man.

Ye Yaorong looked at the situation ahead. It was estimated that in less than ten minutes, the car would not be able to leave, so he started to tell jokes.

One day, Liu Zongyuan was arrested and met Li Bai in prison, "Ask why you are in prison?"

Li Bai said: "The crime of spreading rumors is flying down three thousand feet, and people measure it, not that long."

Liu Zongyuan said: "To each other, I said a thousand mountains and birds are flying, and someone reported that there is one on the tree."

While sighing, Lu You came in, and Liu Zongyuan asked hurriedly, "How did you come in?"

Lu You said: "I wrote the sentence,'Don't talk about cattle, grow old and work hard, I'm still 80's today.'

At this time, Li Qingzhao was taken into prison and passed by.

Everyone asked in surprise, "You are a weak woman, why did you come in too?"

Li Qingzhao said dejectedly: "'Chang Jixiting at sunset, drunk and don't know where to return', this is suspected of drunk driving and detention!

When everyone sighed, Su Shi pushed the door in, and everyone wondered: "What's the matter with you?"

Su Shi sighed, "Don't mention it, I just wrote the sentence, "Looking at the side of the mountain is like a peak, and the distance is different." They stunned that I was peeking at women, my motivation was not pure, what the world!"

...

"Hehe, the car is moving, you can go."

As he talked, Ye Yaorong saw that the car in front started to move, so he stopped telling jokes and started to start the car to move forward.

Although the speed is not fast, it is better than standing still.

"Husband, people still want to hear your jokes."

Liu Qingqing said depressedly.

For the first time, Liu Qingqing hoped that this traffic jam would be stuck for a while, so that he could listen to more jokes.

I don't know why, after listening to her husband telling herself a joke, Liu Qingqing is especially focused and feels special.

"I'll tell you a joke tonight."

The road ahead has been cleared, and the speed of the car is accelerating. It is estimated that you will be able to reach Aojiang Town in about ten minutes.

"Ok."

Liu Qingqing thought it over, and at night she wanted to squeeze all the jokes in her husband's stomach.

Soon, I drove to the center of Aojiang Town, searched for a circle, and finally found a parking place in front of a house. Of course, it was not free for you. The owner received a parking fee of 30 yuan.

Ye Yaorong didn't care about him, so he gave him a parking fee of 30 yuan.

Today, in the market of Aojiang Town, it is really difficult to find a parking place in this central area. Anyway, Ye Yaorong did not find it after looking for it for a while, so he had to park on the spot.

Thirty yuan is only thirty yuan, anyway, Ye Yaorong is not short of money now.

"Husband, let's go there to play."

Liu Qingqing said, holding Ye Yaorong's arm.

After being bored in the room for a month, I can finally go shopping. Of course Liu Qingqing is very happy.

The two were strolling happily on the street, and now the family is not short of money. Liu Qingqing was shaken by what he liked, and Ye Yaorong just "buy".

The touched Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Yaorong with watery eyes. If it weren't for Liu Qingqing's injury, he would now take his man to the hotel to open the room.

Seeing his wife's watery eyes, Ye Yaorong understood why so many beautiful girls like to find rich men.

Because only rich men can satisfy their desire to buy whatever they want.

If you are looking for a poor boyfriend, you have to ask about the price when you go to the street to buy things. If it is expensive, you will not dare to buy it.

"How did you discover that your husband is very handsome now!"

Ye Yaorong joked with a smile.

"Hehe, yes, husband, you are so handsome now."

Liu Qingqing smiled happily.

The crisp sound like a silver bell immediately attracted the attention of many men on the side, and they all looked up and went to ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and they were all stunned.

This is to see the fairy.

The beautiful appearance and attractive figure make people feel hot, and the white and flawless jade arms, like lotus roots, swing gently and are tightly wrapped by the hakama.

The two slender and white ones are even more beautiful, making all male animals that they see can't help but swallow.

The beautiful face, as flawless as white jade, with a fascinating smile, and the slightly raised pink lips, made many men want to kiss them hard.

Many of the young men couldn't help standing there in a daze, with their mouths open and their eyes staring at Liu Qingqing without turning.

Such a beautiful woman is really hard to come by. If you miss it, you won't see it next time.

"Ah... it hurts..."

A young man staring at Liu Qingqing cried out in pain.

It turned out that his arm was severely twisted by his girlfriend.

The severe pain immediately brought them back to their senses, looking at the angry gaze of the fat girlfriend beside him, he immediately murmured for mercy.

It's just that the gaze will still look at Liu Qingqing's position from time to time.

"I haven't seen enough, right?"

The fat girlfriend beside her looked at her boyfriend angrily and said.

Does he think his little moves can escape the glaring eyes of my old lady?

"Look... Enough."

The young man said nervously.

But I was thinking in my heart, if you are half pretty, I would not look at others.

This society! It's **** unfair!

Why is that guy with a big beautiful woman by his side, but there is a "sow" beside me.

Of course, young men wouldn't dare to say this, so they would kneel on the washboard at night.

"No, dare to hook up with my man, I have to teach her a good lesson!"

Speaking of this fat woman, she walked to Liu Qingqing's position. (To be continued.)