The Local Lazy Man System

"Hello Master!"

This title is not difficult for Nalanhai.

The master's master, the master's wife, should be called the master's wife. This very noble young woman is the mother-in-law of her own teacher, and there is nothing wrong with calling her master's wife.

"Master?"

Ouyang Lizhu was shocked by this name. Such an old man who was about the same age as her father called her master wife.

What kind of thing is this? If this is heard by a bunch of my good sisters, I won't be laughed at.

"You should call me Ouyang Lizhu!"

Ouyang Lizhu thought for a while and said.

I was still young, and I was called "sister-in-law" by an old man, which stretched my age limitlessly.

If others don't know the situation, they can't regard themselves as a young old witch.

This is not bad. Some people think that they are young and greedy and vain and married to an old man. Otherwise, how could there be such a gray-haired disciple.

Therefore, Ouyang Lizhu doesn't want this old man to call herself "mother".

"This"

Nalanhai is a little embarrassed. In China, the inheritance of Chinese medicine is still very traditional, and this generation cannot be chaotic.

Even if they are a little baby, as long as they are higher than you, you have to call them uncle.

"Okay, listen to my mother. If it doesn't work, just call it Auntie."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"He is like this, can there be a young aunt like me?"

Ouyang Lizhu looked at her son-in-law somewhat depressed and said.

My son-in-law did the same, and I didn't even look at the apprentice. This old man who was almost 80 years old was recruited.

What about "mother" and "auntie"?

How awkward to listen!

"Mom, you just order it, it's all downgraded from the mother-in-law generation to the auntie generation. If you drop it again, this generation will be lower than Qingqing."

Ye Yaorong said helplessly.

Accepting such an old apprentice, this name is really a headache.

In fact, Ye Yaorong felt a bit awkward to be called his teacher by such an old man!

"Ok!"

Ouyang Lizhu said helplessly.

It won't work if you don't accept it!

"This is Xue Kaiqi."

Ye Yaorong pointed to Xue Kaiqi and introduced.

"Hi Madam, you are so beautiful, Madam, even more beautiful than fairies! It's so bright and blind!"

Xue Kaiqi excitedly said to Liu Qingqing.

Such a beautiful teacher, Xue Kaiqi felt that her friends and classmates could not believe it.

"Hehe, you are special!"

Liu Qingqing's dressing of this student Xue is also very novel.

There are a lot of girls who dress up avant-garde, and my sister often dresses up avant-garde, but this is the first time I have seen someone dressed up like her.

What made Liu Qingqing curious the most was how did the pearl on Xue Kaiqi's tongue get up? Can a hole be dug in his tongue?

Doesn't it hurt to death?

"Madam, what do you think, is my dress cool?"

Xue Kaiqi was very excited when Liu Qingqing said that she was special.

For Xue Kaiqi, who is pursuing alternatives, the happiest thing is not that others say that she is beautiful, but that she is special, unique and unique.

"Okay, don't be stinky, take the pearl off your tongue tomorrow."

Ye Yaorong frowned and said.

Ye Xiaorong was also speechless for the individual dressing of his students, but everyone has his own hobbies.

Ye Yaorong would not cruelly obliterate his own personality as a student.

Ye Guangrong had some opinions about the practice of inlaying a pearl on her tongue.

The human tongue is an important organ of the human body, which plays the role of feeling taste and assisting in eating, and the tongue is also the human language organ.

A person without a tongue cannot speak.

Most of the eunuchs and court ladies in the ancient Chinese courts were illiterate, and some concubines in the harem were careful about the eunuchs and court ladies under them and revealed some of their secrets.

The tongues of some eunuchs and court ladies will be cut off to prevent them from chewing their tongues.

As for the plot of committing suicide in the movie or on TV, it is a bit exaggerated.

It's not impossible for this person to bite his tongue and kill himself, but it's definitely not like TV or TV, and he is killed immediately.

The biggest cause of death from biting his tongue was excessive blood loss. This only happened after biting his tongue. For a long time, no one sent him to the hospital for treatment.

If he is sent to the hospital for treatment in time, there is a 90% chance of survival.

But biting your tongue is a painful thing, and most people bite their tongue to death.

Want to bite one's tongue, this is not something ordinary people with perseverance can do.

Of course, this is a bit far away. Ye Yaorong didn't let Xue Kaiqi wear pearls on her tongue because she was afraid that her tongue would be infected.

After all, this mouth is a place to eat, and this tongue is an important auxiliary organ. There is a pearl in the middle, which is not conducive to just eating.

It is also easy to injure the tongue and cause infection in the position of the tongue. You must know that the infection on the tongue is the most troublesome. That position is not easy to treat!

"No!"

Xue Kaiqi hurriedly shook her head and said.

I endured the inhuman pain before setting this pearl on my tongue.

Now that she has to take it down by herself, Xue Kaiqi refuses to agree!

"There is no discussion about this matter!"

Ye Yaorong said affirmatively.

Just kidding, I'm a mentor, so what is the student's temperament!

"Madam, auntie, look at the master bullying me!"

Xue Kaiqi asked Liu Qing and Ouyang Lizhu for help.

Xue Kaiqi felt that calling her teacher's mother-in-law "mother-in-law" would definitely not be happy, and she thought it would be good to call her "auntie".

"Glory, I think Kiki doesn't want to take the pearl off her tongue, so don't force her! I think it looks pretty."

Not to mention, Ouyang Lizhu really likes Xue Kaiqi to call her aunt.

No, now I'm helping Xue Kaiqi speak.

"I'm not worried that she has that pearl on her tongue, because her tongue will be easily infected in the future."

Ye Yaorong said silently.

Just put a pearl on the tongue, it looks good, if one is not good, the tongue will be useless.

"Teacher, are you not a doctor? I have a tongue infection, you can treat it!"

Xue Kaiqi said.

Anyway, Xue Kaiqi just didn't agree to remove the pearl from her tongue. It was already very difficult to get it up, so she was reluctant to remove it.

This is my lifeblood!

"Dead!"

When encountering such a rebellious student, Ye Yaorong also grew up.

With such a living treasure, I don't know who would dare to marry home.

"Madam"

Xue Kaiqi looked at Liu Qingqing pleadingly and said.

It is said that 80% of the men in Huaxia listened to the words of their daughter-in-law. Xue Kaiqi believed that her wife was so beautiful and that her teacher could marry such a godlike wife. He was not spoiled, and she was obedient to her.

As long as the teacher speaks for herself, Xue Kaiqi believes that the teacher will not force herself to remove the pearl from her tongue.

"Husband, look"

Seeing Xue Kaiqi looking at herself pitifully, Liu Qingqing felt a little softened.

"Forget it, you will suffer in the future."

Ye Rongrong shook his head speechlessly.

Some people don't know how to turn back if they don't suffer.

"Thank you Master, thank you Madam, and thank you Auntie!"

Upon hearing what her teacher said, Xue Kaiqi knew that the pearl on her tongue had been kept.

It's still a great teacher!

It seems that you will have to flatter your wife in the future!

To please the teacher's wife, let her teacher blow the pillow wind for her teacher.

My teacher hasn't had to teach himself his "acupuncture" knack earlier!

I can also go to the teacher earlier, have a free body, don't want to be in charge of everything now.

"This is Ma Shaohua!"

Ye Yaorong pointed to Ma Shaohua to introduce Liu Qingqing and Ouyang Lizhu.

"Good morning, good aunt!"

Ma Shaohua said, he hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to look more.

Ma Shaohua was so beautiful that Ma Shaohua didn't dare to look at them, for fear that they would not take their eyes away.

Ma Shaohua never thought that there would be a woman as beautiful as the teacher's wife in this world.

This made Ma Shaohua firm in his idea of ​​learning medicine from his teacher.

If you also have a teacher's medical skills, you can also marry a beautiful wife. You don't need to be as beautiful as a teacher's wife. As long as you have one-tenth of the teacher's wife, Ma Shaohua will be satisfied.

"What happened to your legs?"

Of course Liu Qingqing noticed that Ma Shaohua was limping on foot. There was something wrong with this leg!

"Congenital lameness!"

Ma Shaohua lowered his head and said.

This lame foot is the pain in Ma Shaohua's heart. From childhood to big ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ because of the lame foot, no matter where he goes, he can receive strange eyes from people.

That gaze made Ma Shaohua feel particularly inferior and unable to look up.

Therefore, except for the need to go out, Ma Shaohua basically stays in the house and does not go out, afraid of being laughed at or seeing other people's strange eyes.

"Let your teacher treat you!"

Liu Qingqing glanced at Ma Shaohua's leg and said to him.

Liu Qingqing believed that her husband's medical skills would definitely cure this lame problem.

"The teacher said let me learn medical skills and treat myself!"

Ma Shaohua whispered.

Hearing what his wife said, I don't know why Ma Shaohua suddenly believed that her teacher could really cure her lame disease.

"Oh!"

Listening to Ma Shaohua's words, Liu Qingqing didn't say anything anymore.

If my husband didn't treat Ma Shaohua's lame problem, there must be a reason for his husband.

Don't participate by yourself.

"This is Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang."

Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang were left, and Ye Yaorong introduced them to Liu Qingqing and Ouyang Lizhu.

"Madam, auntie, hello!"

Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang said politely.

"Hello!"

As Ouyang Lizhu said, she glanced at the two girls and nodded. The students of her son-in-law, only these two girls are normal. The first three, to be honest, Ouyang Lizhu is really not very good. satisfaction.

But this is my son-in-law's own business. I am a mother-in-law, so I can't say anything.

"Okay, everyone has their stomachs, I'm going to make noodles for everyone."

Liu Qingqing said.

"Madam, I will help you!"

Ouyang Qianqian said immediately.

"No, just wait here. A few bowls of noodles will be ready soon."

To be continued.