The mage in the late Qing Dynasty
Chapter 940 Damn Mende Syndrome
What are you doing with me?
Are you going all the way to find a tutor and take the postgraduate entrance examination to become a lover?
Zhao Chuanxin used the same principle to peel off the cocoon of Juliana using the same principle as peeling off an egg shell.
He said: "I also came here specifically to persuade you to return to China and grit your teeth and hold on."
Edward VII laughed loudly: "Are you afraid that I will die in the Netherlands?"
"I don't dare to say that."
"Then how are you going to persuade me to return to China?"
"I will drive you away politely, but if you are really tough, I may consider using force." Zhao Chuanxin lit a cigar and said cheerfully: "Never blackmail people in the UK, Zhao The food and clothing in this life are all obtained through blackmail, so don’t use your spare time to challenge my job.”
King Edward VII was full of envy: "To tell you the truth, if I were half as brave as you, how could I practice social etiquette and visit countries in a diplomatic way? I also want to come to the door with guns and a smile, and use virtue to Convince people.”
The doctor and the consul general in the room looked at each other when they heard the conversation between the two.
The more I talk about it, the more boundless it becomes.
King Edward VII suddenly said to them: "You go out first."
"But, Your Majesty..."
"What the hell, if you stay here, can you protect me?"
Everyone looked at each other speechlessly and had to retreat.
"Dad, it's too dark here." Juliana suddenly pointed around and said.
Zhao Chuanxin saw many unlit candles placed in the room. He stretched out his hand and stroked them around. The candles were lit and warmed the whole room.
Edward VII's eyes lit up: "You really know magic!"
Zhao Chuanxin bared his teeth and smiled: "You have to believe in science."
Juliana pointed at Edward VII and clapped her hands: "You have to believe in science."
Edward VII laughed: "Yes, I believe that boiling water changed the world. The end of science is boiling water."
Zhao Chuanxin was convinced: "I agree with this."
Edward VII took the mirror on the table next to him and looked at his pale, fat face.
He smiled: "I have always put life and death aside. I was hated by my mother. She hated her son so much that she gnashed her teeth for many years. I was the crown prince for many years, and it was so long that my beard and hair turned white. They all say that anyone else would be in a hurry, but I am never in a hurry. My sister, Vicky, is extremely smart and can speak French, German and English at the age of three, and your daughter Julie. Anna is just as smart. But I am not good at it. I don’t like to study. I only like to do what I want to do. I am rude and do not seek to make progress. My mother says that I have a bad mind. Some people also say that my nephew, who is the German Emperor, is not good at it. William II also had a hard time with his brain, haha. My father said that I was stupid, so he rushed back to teach me personally, but my mother caught a cold and died. Death is my fault..."
Edward VII rambled on about his life experience.
Zhao Chuanxin listened patiently.
Juliana actually saved her face by being a quiet audience.
Edward VII was indeed a unique king.
Many of his behaviors are not acting. For example, he likes to deal with people from all walks of life such as traffickers and pawns, princes and nobles.
Roughly like Zhao Chuanxin, he never has stage fright.
Zhao Chuanxin was arrogant and fawning over his subordinates, but Edward VII treated everyone equally.
Later, Edward VII talks about his romantic history.
In front of the child, he didn't say anything too explicit, he just talked about it roughly, but his obscene smiles from time to time still made Zhao Chuanxin understand the frivolity and wantonness of his youth at that time.
King Edward VII said: “Even today, women keep me alive.”
Juliana bit her finger: "Haha, woman."
Zhao Chuanxin: "..."
Edward VII's words were interrupted, but he remained not angry and said cheerfully: "My nephew William II, he is a fool. He hates me and hates me, but he doesn't know that I am the leader of all European countries. Mediate and curb the expanding ambitions of the various countries, otherwise the human brain will be beaten out of the dog's brain. "
Zhao Chuanxin had heard a saying - Edward VII, who was good at dancing, delayed the First World War for ten years.
Seeing that Zhao Chuanxin was silent, Edward VII continued: "Zhao, do you think I can be saved? I found that the doctor looked at me like he was looking at a dead person."
Juliana also looked at her father.
Zhao Chuanxin took out a transparent test tube bottle and said, "Do you know what this is?"
Edward VII shook his head.
Zhao Chuanxin opened the cork and said, "This is a panacea made from the flesh and bones of the living dead."
King Edward VII's eyes lit up and he stretched out his hand.
Juliana also extended her little hand.
Zhao Chuanxin raised his neck - Gudong.
Drink it all in one gulp.
King Edward VII: "..."
Juliana: “…”
I blanch it, this is a bit irritating.
Juliana quit: "Dad, I want to drink too."
Edward VII swallowed his saliva: "Zhao, how much do you want to sell this magic medicine for?"
The cigarette choked his daughter a little, so Zhao Chuanxin used the Old God's Crucible Brand to put out the cigar.
He said: "There is indeed a price. If you want to drink this bottle of medicine, the price is that you will no longer participate in political affairs. I can guarantee that you will not die at this time!"
Zhao Chuanxin didn't know when Edward VII would blow out the lamp and pull out the wax.
But since he played a crucial role in delaying the war, presumably the death occurred before the First World War.
If Zhao Chuanxin allowed him to live a few more years and the old guy meddles in his own business, it would disrupt Zhao Chuanxin's plan.
Edward VII pursed his lips: "Royal life should be a gorgeous musical. I have been the king for less than ten years, but this drama has been exciting enough, and it's time for the curtain call to reflect."
Zhao Chuanxin stared into his eyes: "Do you know the consequences of going back on your word?"
"I don't know." Edward VII shook his head.
"If you go back on your word, I will let you die at the third watch, and you will never live until the fifth watch." Zhao Chuanxin threw the flying knife, red light flashed, and a section of the gorgeous bed leg was cut off.
Immediately, the red light returned to its sheath, and if Edward VII's body hadn't sank, it would have been as if nothing had happened.
Edward VII was not afraid, but in great spirits.
His lungs were jolted and he couldn't stop coughing.
After a heartbreaking cough, King Edward VII sneered: "Zhao, I admit that I can't control myself easily. Who told me to love making friends? Well, tell me a place where I can escape from worldly affairs. Live there in seclusion.”
Who would be willing to die if he could live?
Zhao Chuanxin's heart moved.
He took out a pen and paper, wrote a few lines of words in a flurry of words and handed them to Edward VII: "Remember, I am not forcing you to pay the price."
King Edward VII nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Don't worry. Now, can you give me the magic medicine?"
Zhao Chuanxin took out another bottle of vitality potion and said with a smile: "You can't drink it without my help."
"I don't believe it." Edward VII eagerly took the vitality potion.
He uncorked the bottle and took a careful sip, unable to feel the liquid flowing at all on his tongue.
His eyes widened and he took another sip, still the same.
Juliana was so excited that she thought Edward VII was drinking something special.
She was so greedy that she stretched out her hand: "I want it, I want it..."
Edward VII smiled flatteringly: "Zhao, how can I take this magic medicine?"
Zhao Chuanxin snapped his fingers: "Open your mouth."
Edward VII opened his mouth, Zhao Chuanxin raised his hand, and Lord Runzhi's greeting controlled the vitality spring water to turn into a water arrow and fly into Edward VII's mouth, while the Fengshen Brand controlled the particle flow.
"Gudong."
Edward VII successfully swallowed the vitality spring water this time.
He was beaming: "It's like nectar falling from the sky, refreshing, delicious, I love drinking it. Can I have another bottle?"
"Are you feeling any pain?"
"Absolutely not."
However, Zhao Chuanxin chuckled and said to his daughter: "Okay, daughter, he helped you test the poison, and now you can drink it too."
King Edward VII: "..."
His head was buzzing.
Do you feel like testing poison on me?
He puzzled: "But you also drank a bottle just now."
Zhao Chuanxin shrugged: "What I drank was just ordinary water."
"Farke!"
Since Lord Run's greetings were filled with particle streams, anyone who wants to drink the vitality spring water will always suffer.
Although Zhao Chuanxin now has a way to control the particle flow, he is not willing to use himself as a guinea pig, and wants to test it on his daughter.
Edward VII, who was anxious to save his life and even wanted to live a long life, became the best candidate.
Zhao Chuanxin manipulated Lord Runzhi's greetings and turned another bottle of vitality spring water into a water line.
Juliana imitated Edward VII and opened her mouth: "Ah..."
When Edward VII watched this time, he was more intuitive, but he was just shocked.
The water line entered Juliana's little mouth. She squinted her eyes and tasted it slowly, smiling happily as she drank.
Edward VII felt heat in his abdomen at this time, and the warmth reached all his limbs.
"Huh..." The sweat on Edward VII's forehead evaporated, and his face turned rosy.
The quickest effect was that he no longer coughed.
"Zhao, are there more magic potions? I still have a wife and children."
"Okay, but everything comes with a price. You find a way to incorporate Britain into China's territory, and I'll keep your wife, children, and children well fed."
"Ah this..."
Edward VII couldn't do it.
"Dad, I'm so pissed." Juliana looked at Zhao Chuanxin with an innocent face.
King Edward VII laughed: "I'll ask someone to call an experienced servant to deal with it. This child is so smart. After cleaning it up later, let me hug him too."
Zhao Chuanxin bared his teeth and smiled: "Ignore Julianna who stinks to the sky. You will not be able to hold her after she is clean and refreshed."
In front of King Edward VII, Zhao Chuanxin cleaned Juliana's diaper and gave her a hot bath with local water flow.
Juliana is willing to stay with her father because Lao Zhao always keeps her clean and warm, can play with water in the bath, and is a master in raising children.
Edward VII was dumbfounded.
Zhao Chuanxin wrapped the fresh Juliana again, picked her up and said to King Edward VII: "Since you haven't crossed the Naihe Bridge, you should take your Yangguan Road. I'll give you the address. Remember your price."
King Edward VII raised the paper in his hand and said: "It's only a thousand miles away, even if I ride a horse, I can still get there."
Zhao Chuanxin smiled meaningfully: "If you don't seek death, you won't die."
Travel thousands of miles on horseback?
Even if my life is extended for ten years, I am afraid it will be exhausted on the road.
…
The Inner Castle is a majestic Gothic palace in The Hague.
The Inner Castle is the center of The Hague.
There is a tavern next to the inner castle.
There are many drinkers here, and it is a gathering place for high-ranking officials and nobles.
The reason why it is very inconspicuous, but can attract high-ranking officials and nobles, is that the news of the Netherlands and the world is highly concentrated here.
Especially, any disturbance in The Hague will be reported here first.
"The King of England is dying. His lungs are like a window that cannot be closed in the coldest season, and his breathing is like a howling wind."
"The doctor can't do anything."
"Old people are like this."
Yesterday's "hot search" was that the King of England was walking around the streets in The Hague and watching street performances.
Today's "hot search" is that the King of England is on his deathbed, and the Netherlands may get into big trouble because of this.
After all, Edward VII is very popular in Europe.
"Oh, the Queen's 'new favorite' attacked Berlin, and the King of England is going to die in The Hague again. This is a big trouble."
"The Netherlands will become the target of public criticism in Europe."
"This damn Zhao Chuanxin is not worthy of our Queen at all!"
The tavern was filled with smoke and alcohol, and all kinds of gossip were flying.
In the end, Zhao Chuanxin became the culprit of all the incidents.
Not long after, the door of the pub was pushed open, and a man rushed in and rushed to the bar: "Who will buy me a drink? I will tell him a big news!"
"I will buy you a drink, but if your news does not interest me, we will not be done today."
"Gudong!" The man took a big sip of beer, and his acne turned red with excitement: "Did you know that Zhao Chuanxin visited the British Consulate."
"What?"
Everyone exclaimed.
"Is Zhao Chuanxin going to assassinate the King of England?"
This was everyone's first reaction.
Zhao Chuanxin came to the house for no reason.
It must be bad news.
"You all guessed wrong, haha, I knew you would react like this." The man was complacent, took another sip of beer and said: "On the contrary. I heard from a friend who is an employee of the British Consulate that Zhao Chuanxin and the King of England had a good chat. When Zhao Chuanxin left, the King of England's cold was cured immediately. The King of England said that Zhao Chuanxin gave him a panacea, which was amazing!"
"What?" Everyone couldn't believe it.
"What is the magic medicine? Is it for sale?"
"Is the King of England really cured?"
"Don't lie to me!"
...
Wilhelmina received the news that the King of England had recovered, and happily showed off to Margot: "See, I knew Ethan had a way."
Margot muttered sourly: "I also want to experience his methods. I have the ability to make him sweat profusely..."
"What did you say?"
"I mean this is really amazing..."
Wilhelmina said happily: "See, Ethan will change the Hague residents' views on him sooner or later."
Margot secretly curled her lips and muttered: "But I don't think he cares at all..."
Most of the time, the truth is what you say in your heart.
...
Zhao Chuanxin didn't want to change anyone's opinion of him.
He just wanted to do a small favor for the Queen, after all, she is the child's mother.
But in the past few days, his faith power has increased sharply, which is a good sign.
The faith power for the return journey is enough!
Juliana pointed to the sea and said: "Dad, let's go to see the sea."
How could a father like Zhao Chuanxin disappoint his daughter?
He put on a mud trowel and gloves, squatted on the beach, and repeated the operation five times to create a thick fused quartz glass base.
Put the girl on it, and continue to gather sand to make a tower, creating a fully transparent heavy glass chamber to wrap Juliana.
Zhao Chuanxin put on soft gold armor, stretched his arms, picked up the glass chamber and stepped into the sea.
Worried about the lack of pressure resistance, Zhao Chuanxin did not dare to go deep, but just wandered in the shallow water with the glass chamber.
This was enough to open the eyes of the newborn Juliana.
She watched the fish and shrimps in the sea water dancing in the glass chamber, and she was so happy that she exploded.
After all, the air in the glass chamber is limited. If the concentration of carbon dioxide is too high, Zhao Chuanxin is worried that it will hurt the child's brain, so he quickly floated to the surface and dug a row of ventilation holes in the glass chamber.
Riding the second-generation dragon around the sea, Juliana was exhausted from overusing her brain and fell asleep.
Zhao Chuanxin took her back to Noordeinburg and handed her over to Margot to take care of her.
Wilhelmina said sourly: "If this goes on, the child will become more and more difficult to take care of. Maybe you should spend more time with me, otherwise you should stay in The Hague."
"I have never seen such an insatiable king." Zhao Chuanxin smiled and did not respond.
Stay here? That's impossible.
If there is a choice, he would rather take his daughter away.
Wilhelmina asked nervously: "How often do you come?"
During this period, she developed a sense of dependence on Zhao Chuanxin.
Relying solely on the power of faith, unless Zhao Chuanxin makes trouble every other day, it is impossible for him to come back often to take care of the baby.
It takes a day and a night to travel long distances by sea from Mexico, and now he can buy "round-trip tickets" at a super low price and rest at any time, so he can still come here once a month.
"Let me think about it, it won't take five years..." Zhao Chuanxin pretended to think seriously.
Wilhelmina was angry.
"Five years, four years, three years..." Zhao Chuanxin saw Wilhelmina's face getting darker and darker, grinning: "How about coming once a month?"
Wilhelmina was surprised: "Really?"
"Although I will be exhausted to the point of vomiting blood, and I may catch a cold and have a fever of 50 degrees in bad weather, but looking at my wife and children, isn't that natural?" Zhao Chuanxin said righteously.
Wilhelmina's eyes were blurred, her cheeks were flushed, and she said in a seductive voice: "Ethan, I will make you sweat tonight."
She actually heard Margot's muttering, and the close maid really had improper thoughts about the male owner.
"There are not many people in the world who can fight Zhao to a draw!"
"Huh? How many more women do you want to sweat with? Don't think I don't know, tell the queen."
After being reminded, Zhao Chuanxin thought of Sister Hua and Rebecca Levi. Huh? Why did the figure of his apprentice's mother appear in his mind?
This damn Mende syndrome has come back again!
...
In the morning, Zhao Chuanxin woke up and silently calculated the date when he got up to eat breakfast. He was shocked to find that the New Year was coming soon.
Wilhelmina was feeding her child in the room. Margot, wearing a loose nightgown, seemed to pass by the restaurant inadvertently, holding a napkin in her hand and said, "Sir, there is something at the corner of your mouth. Let me wipe it for you."
As she said, she bent down and stretched out her hand without waiting for Zhao Chuanxin to reply.
Zhao Chuanxin suddenly lowered his head.
Wow...
Mariana Trench.
Unfathomable!
Margot seemed to be unsteady on her feet, and she leaned forward with an "Ouch".
Zhao Chuanxin held her with one hand in front and the other hand in the back, and he held her steady!
This time, Margot let out a real "Oops".
The upright Zhao Chuanxin coughed and said seriously: "You are so clumsy. You must stand firm in the future. What's wrong with this? Don't do it again."
He is a pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes. He really does reflect on himself three times a day - I am serious, I am not lustful, and I don't like other people's wives.
After saying that, he got up and went to the study.
Margot behind him looked proud.
In the study, Zhao Chuanxin crossed his legs and opened the "Old God Code".
[I was awakened by the natural guard. ]
[The protective cover of the basin, which has been shrinking again and again, is crumbling. ]
[The natural guard said: Fearless Pioneer, next, the Brilliant Star will remove the protective cover, and we are about to face the real test! ]
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