The Miracle Doctor’s Two-Faced Toddler

The emperor's favored concubine is surnamed Wang. She entered the palace three years ago. She has not been regarded as favored, but she gave birth to a little princess for the emperor, so she became a concubine. , and there is Wan Zhaoyi's concubine in full bloom, Concubine Zhao doesn't seem to stand out, it was the queen who chose her among many concubines for her favor after she walked out of Fengqi Palace. Concubine Zhao has been summoned five times in a month. It is almost comparable to Concubine Li back then, not to mention that the emperor became less interested in intercourse after entering middle age. Under such circumstances, Concubine Zhao can be favored again and again, which shows how much the emperor loves her .

However, being with the king is like a tiger, maybe it is her luck to be chosen by the queen, but it is her ability to make the emperor miss her all the time. She has waited for so long to get the opportunity to come forward. She is more cautious than anyone else. But the moment she screamed, she knew she was done.

All the work I have done in the past month has been wasted.

When Eunuch Wang heard the screams, he didn't care about anything else and rushed in immediately. The maids and eunuchs who were on duty at the side of the hall were all startled by Concubine Zhao's voice.

Several people stood in front of the dragon bed in unison, and they almost screamed when they saw the scene on the bed.

The emperor was exhausted last night, and he was the last one to wake up, but he was not much later than them. When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of dark palace people stunned in front of him. He frowned: What's wrong?

Except for Eunuch Wang, the palace people knelt down on the ground, Concubine Zhao also grabbed her clothes to cover her body, jumped off the bed and knelt in front of the emperor.

The emperor became more and more confused: What happened to one or two early in the morning?

Everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to speak.

It was still Eunuch Wang, who was in danger of being beheaded, and pointed cautiously with his fingertips.

The emperor looked down, and the chest hair was gone!

The emperor took a deep breath, lifted the quilt, and saw that the leg hair that had finally grown back was gone! Not only that, but the foot hair is gone!

This, what's going on here? Who the hell did it! ?

He reluctantly opened his obscene pants, and when he saw that there was not a single hair of the crane left on the emperor, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

Eunuch Wang opened his mouth following the emperor's gaze, uh...he didn't expect this...

But that's not the worst part.

Just when the emperor was so angry that he lifted the table, Eunuch Wang silently brought a bronze mirror.

The emperor looked at the big bald head in the mirror, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, his eyes darkened and he passed out.

Eunuch Wang didn't know how everything happened. Concubine Zhao was scared to death, crying and shaking like chaff: It's not me...it's not me...really not...

Of course, Eunuch Wang knew that Concubine Zhao didn't have the guts.

... The main reason is that there is no such technique, the hair was shaved, and it was as clean as if it had never grown. Eunuch Wang looked up at the sky strangely, hum, how did he do it?

This matter cannot be spread outside, otherwise the emperor will lose all face. Eunuch Wang immediately issued a gag order to the witnesses, and Concubine Zhao was no exception. Then Eunuch Wang rejected the early court on the grounds that the emperor occasionally felt cold and was not feeling well.

The emperor was really angry and fainted for a long time. He woke up after an hour. Thinking of what happened to him, he was so angry that he passed out again. It was not until evening that the emperor could finally see himself as a bird. It's a matter of chopping chicken for nothing.

Your Majesty, take a sip of tea. Eunuch Wang bravely offered a cup of clear fire tea.

The emperor knocked over the cup in his hand: Call me that brat!

Eunuch Wang was stunned: Is it... Young Master Yan?

The emperor was furious: Otherwise, who else is there?!

Eunuch Wang went to the Young Master's Mansion non-stop. Yu Wan went back to the village. Yan Jiuchao was going to Lianhua Village to pick her up when he was stopped by Eunuch Wang at the door.

The young master will follow the old slave into the palace.

Eunuch Wang didn't say anything, but the emperor easily refused to summon him, Yan Jiuchao thought about it, and went with Eunuch Wang.

This time he didn't go to the imperial study, but turned into the emperor's bedroom.

The bedroom hall exuded a strong ambergris, Yan Jiuchao frowned, although ambergris was good, he didn't like the smell.

A large landscape screen was placed in front of the dragon bed, and Eunuch Wang obediently retreated outside the door when he brought people here.

Yan Jiuchao looked at the screen in front of him, and raised his eyebrows: Your Majesty called me?

Behind the screen, the emperor had a big shiny bald head, his fists were clenched and his face was livid.

Your Majesty? Without waiting for the emperor's response, Yan Jiuchao raised his eyebrows and decided to turn around and leave.

The emperor shouted angrily: Get out of here!

Oh. Yan Jiuchao walked over slowly, stood on one side of the screen, poked out a small head to look in, and saw a monk wearing a dragon robe sitting on a bright dragon bed, Uh...

It's me! The emperor was furious.

Yan Jiuchao blinked innocently: Is Your Majesty going to become a monk?

The emperor picked up the jade dragon pillow at hand and threw it viciously at Yan Jiuchao, Yan Jiuchao turned his head to avoid it, the emperor was so angry that he grabbed another one, but this time he didn't throw it out: You tell me the truth! Didn't you do it?!

After thinking about it, the emperor felt that this bastard was the only one in the world who dared to be so desperate!

His own son didn't even have the guts!

As for motivation, do you even need to ask?

As soon as he pressed Zhou Huai's testimony with his front foot, his back foot was shaved into a white chicken. Could this be, yes, coincidence, coincidence? !

you you……

The emperor's lungs were about to explode.

Yan Jiuchao was more surprised than the emperor, okay? The mighty emperor turned into a naked white chicken overnight. His hair and eyebrows were gone. I'm afraid even... His gaze swept the emperor from head to toe. After saying it again, he said, It's not that your majesty wants to become a monk...it's not me.

he said seriously.

Who are you?! The emperor was furious.

Yan Jiuchao said innocently: Your Majesty doesn't know, and I don't even know. I don't live in the palace, right? What's more, why would I do this?

The emperor's chest heaved violently: You...you don't pretend to be crazy! Zhou Huai confessed, and he admitted that Yu Shaoqing's military achievements belonged to him! General Xiao didn't hand over the list to Yan Congming!

Yan Jiuchao said: This is a good thing, why should I take revenge on His Majesty? Could it be that... His Majesty is still unwilling to do ordinary things for Yu Shaoqing when he has evidence?

The emperor was pissed off by this guy pretending to be stupid, and beat him with a pillow again!

Yan Jiuchao dodged cleverly again.

The emperor has always cherished his hair very much. In his opinion, it is a symbol of a man's strength and strength. Having thick hair is like a general having his favorite armor. Despite the plight of hair loss and baldness, he has a long beard. Whenever he sees the envious eyes of the ministers, he is extremely proud.

Today, his proud hair is gone.

The majestic real dragon has turned into a naked silkworm.

Who can understand the pain in his heart? !

It's really not me. Yan Jiuchao said, Uncle Huang has strengthened the security of the bedroom, and my dead soldiers can't break in. Does Uncle Huang think I'm that capable?

This is the truth. Ever since this kid shaved his legs once, the emperor has arranged the most powerful dead men of the royal family outside his bedroom. The silver-faced dead men in Yan Jiuchao's hands are not their opponents. They will never It may break through their guards without anyone noticing.

So...it really wasn't him.

But if it wasn't him, who would it be?

Auntie!

Yu Wan packed up her things and was ready to go back to the Young Master's Mansion. She was going back yesterday, but the sky suddenly darkened. She was worried that it would rain on the road, so she spent the night in the village. The Yu family's house was being rebuilt, and they now live in Ding This is the new house.

Jiang shi walked towards Yu Wan gently.

Yu Wan looked at her hands hidden behind her back, her small face sank and she said, Mother, did you feed them again?

Jiang shi shook her head cutely.

Yu Wan said with a dark face: I can smell it! Honey roasted chicken legs!

Jiang Shi: Oh~

The rain did not fall last night, but today it came without warning. Yu Wan had to bring three little fat boys back to the house. He gnawed on the grilled chicken legs.

Xiaoxuehu also shared a big chicken leg, put on the little papa elegantly, and shared the food with the little fat cat who was a full circle bigger than herself.

The heavy rain didn't come down to the capital, but Jiang Hai came back with news in the rain, Yan Jiuchao nodded and let Jiang Hai retreat.

A heavy rain can't stop him, but he has a very important thing to do. He knows who the emperor has made a fool of. Although he can't take the blame, he is happy to add to the fire.

Yan Jiuchao asked Ying Shisan to call the Supervisor of Qin Tianjian over.

The prisoner is a thin middle-aged man, not tall, with a scholarly demeanor.

Your Majesty has seen the young master. Lord Jianzheng bowed and saluted.

My father was kind to you. Yan Jiuchao did not go around in circles with him, I wonder if you still remember my father's kindness?

Lord Jianzheng respectfully said: I was born in a poor family, and I was tricked and went the wrong way on the day of the scientific examination. His Royal Highness Yan Wang's body is full of gold. I don't think I am dirty, so let me sit in his carriage and go to the examination room. , if it wasn't for His Royal Highness King Yan, I would have missed the official career long ago.

He has a seriously ill old mother, and he has to feed his children. His brothers and sisters-in-law make him a burden, but he fails the exam repeatedly. This is the last time he takes the exam. up.

It can be said that if King Yan had not pulled him at the last moment, he would never have the status he is today.

King Yan didn't take this matter seriously, and he couldn't say it out loud so that people would think he wanted to cling to King Yan, but he had always been grateful to King Yan from the bottom of his heart, but it was a pity that he didn't wait for himself to repay King Yan. Wang died young.

Alas.

Yan Jiuchao said bluntly: I didn't call you here today to catch up with you.

Lord Jianzheng cupped his hands and said, Just follow Young Master Yan's orders.

...

In the next few days, many strange things happened in the capital. First, the ever-burning lantern of Puji Temple suddenly went out, and then the incense candles in the royal ancestral hall failed to light. After that, the bloody horses in the royal garden stopped eating overnight, and rare birds fluttered around. His head was smashed against the cage of the bird.

Unlucky rumors gradually spread among the people, saying that someone in the royal family violated the will of the heavens, and the gods began to send down scourges.

The emperor naturally knew that his words were strange, but he couldn't stand the people's superstition. If these rumors were not suppressed, they would make Nanzhao and the Huns' envoys laugh at them.

On this day, the emperor announced Lord Jianzheng into the palace.

The emperor sat behind the screen, but this time no one saw him.

Master Jianzheng stood behind the screen in an orderly manner.

The emperor said in a deep voice, Have you heard the news from the people?

Master Jianzheng said: Your Majesty is referring to...the marriage between King Cheng and Princess Xiongnu?

The emperor frowned.

Master Jianzheng continued: There are rumors among the people that the reason for God's condemnation of the royal family is because they are dissatisfied with this marriage. The blood of the Great Zhou royal family cannot be confused. Many people petitioned to stop the two countries' marriage.

The emperor cleared his throat, what does this matter have to do with marriage? The marriage was announced to the world a month ago, and it was time for the punishment to be sent down so many times, why wait until after I tore up Zhou Huai's testimony?

Do you think so too? asked the Emperor.

Master Jianzheng shook his head: I have counted the birth dates of His Royal Highness King Cheng and Princess Xiongnu. It is indeed a match made in heaven. It should be a kind of providence that the two can get married.

The emperor said: So, the punishment from heaven is nonsense?

No. Lord Jianzheng shook his head again, I watched the stars at night and saw that Ziwei star has changed. Ziwei star is the master of all stars and the star of the emperor.

The emperor's face darkened: You mean... this scourge is aimed at me?

I don't dare. Master Jianzheng raised his hem and knelt down in fear.

The emperor looked at him deeply: What if I... ignore it?

Master Jianzheng raised his head and looked into the emperor's eyes without hesitation: The dog eats the sun.

The eclipse of the dog is a bad omen, which means that the emperor's virtue has been deficient, and the gods will send a warning. The emperor must personally write a sin edict, sincerely repent, and ask for forgiveness from the gods.

The edict of guilt cannot be false, so what should the emperor write? Is it about him wronging Yu Shaoqing, or about him killing his father?

There are some things that the emperor dare not bet on.

The emperor said: You step down first, and don't mention today's matter to anyone.

The humble minister takes orders. Master Jianzheng bowed reverently and took his leave.

The emperor sat down on the bedside, touched his bald head, he seemed to have aged ten years overnight, and even the wrinkles around his eyes had deepened.

Your Majesty, it's time to eat. Eunuch Wang reminded in a low voice outside the screen.

The emperor was not in the mood to eat.

I don't believe it, said the emperor.

Eunuch Wang paused, wondering whether the emperor was asking him or talking to himself, and then he heard the emperor say: Do you believe it too? Do you think my hair fell out of the sky?

Eunuch Wang shrank his neck, and now he said that he believed it. He was afraid that the emperor would drag him out and beat him to death with sticks, but in his private heart, he had already believed that it was God's punishment. Otherwise, who could avoid the eyes and ears of so many dead men? Sneaked into the emperor's bedroom without anyone noticing? And shaved so perfectly and beautifully, it's almost like the emperor never grows up!

Eunuch Wang coughed lightly and said, Your Majesty, King Cheng and the Chief of Xiongnu County are married, take care of yourself and don't get angry.

The emperor said indignantly: It's just a commander-in-chief, so what if I don't rehabilitate him! I'm the emperor! I'm the son of heaven!

Eunuch Wang said earnestly, Master Yu... saved one hundred thousand people in Youzhou.

It wasn't that he sent the list in time, Youzhou has already been reduced to an abandoned city, this is not a matter of rehabilitating or not, it is the entire city of Youzhou, it is the lives of 100,000 people, and it is the lives of 30,000 or more soldiers of the Great Zhou Dynasty .

Eunuch Wang didn't stop there, he didn't dare to say more, so as not to anger the emperor and the loss outweighs the gain.

There was another moment of silence in the room.

Mr. Wang said: Your Majesty, there is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

The emperor said: You say.

Eunuch Wang boldly said: It doesn't matter if these things are natural or man-made, they all seem to be aimed at Yu Shaoqing. If you rehabilitate him, everything will be fine.

Hmph! The emperor snorted coldly.

Eunuch Wang said earnestly: When the limelight is over, His Majesty can punish him as he pleases. The most urgent thing is not to let the envoys of the Xiongnu and Nanzhao see the joke. What do you think, Your Majesty?

...

On May 20th, less than three days before the wedding between King Cheng and Princess Xiongnu, an imperial decree arrived at Lianhua Village.

Follow the heavens, the emperor ordered...

Eunuch Wang held the imperial edict in both hands, stood in front of the ancient well in Lianhua Village, and recited it in a tone of voice.

Kneeling on the ground in front of him, Lizheng and Yu Shaoqing were in the lead, and behind them were the uncle's family, Tiedan and three cute little fat boys.

All the villagers also came, kneeling obediently to listen to the order.

Yu Wan stayed in the room with Jiang who was ill and couldn't get out of bed.

...Now the truth finally comes to light...

The little fat boys were bored on their knees, and sauntered to Eunuch Wang's feet to grab Eunuch Wang's whisk.

Take orders! Take orders! You are receiving orders!

Can you be more disciplined? !

...Woo, so heavy!

The little fat boys hugged Eunuch Wang's arm and kept crawling on top of him. Eunuch Wang felt that his arm was about to break, so he couldn't care less about changing his accent, and read more than a dozen lines in one breath: ... He has made meritorious service to the country and owed favor to the people of Li, and now he is enfeoffed as Marquis of Loyalty and Bravery, and this—

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