The Monk

~Date:~October 28~

During the meal, Dingshou was invited. No matter what, Zhang was afraid that he would take care of him. And the big man was nagging Qingyin again, saying that he refused to give Tianjing silk, which made him very angry. V was afraid to laugh and said: "Why don't I make you mad to death?" He turned to Qingyin and asked: "I haven't gone down the mountain in ten years. How many days have it been since Jingsi?" Qingyin replied: "The big man said that you ate two plants a few days ago, and now that you have eaten two, there should be ninety-nine plants left."

Zhang Ai asked: "So many?" Qingyin smiled and said: "Give me another ten years, and I can grow a thousand plants for you." Before Zhang Ai could answer, the big man shouted: "Ten years? You want it?" Crazy, isn’t this just for food? What do you want to do if you keep it for another ten years? "

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "If you endure it for ten years, there will be more than a thousand plants in ten years, and then you can eat them every month. Isn't it better than eating them all at once and then not eating them for many years?"

The big man thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Don't fool me with things in the future. The most important thing is to grasp the present." Zhang Ai was stunned when he heard this, and asked with a smile: "Where did you get the truth from?" The big man was disdainful. Said: "Why don't you get it from somewhere else? I have lived for so long, what do I not know? Isn't it easy to say a few nonsense?"

Well, you are afraid that you will no longer pay attention to the big man Hui, so he toasted to the old madman: "Mr. Duo Lao has to worry about these days." When he was not in Xingyuan, Qingyin was forced to leave by the big man, and the big man was too lazy to do anything. Qilin beast and Ding beast can't help, so the old madman can only take care of Xingyuan matters. Of course Zhang Ping has to thank him.

The old madman smiled and said: "It's because I asked you for help that I stayed here. What can I be grateful for? Besides, nothing happened. There's no need to be so polite." Zhang Ping said: "Then you're welcome, drink. "

Seeing that Zhang Awei ignored him, the big man said angrily: "What about me?" Zhang Awei drank a glass of wine and said angrily to him: "What are you doing? You forced Qingyin away, do you still want me to thank you?" You?" The big man shook his head and said, "Don't mix the two things up."

Zhang Ying smiled when he heard this and asked the old lunatic: "Xingyuan has a newcomer again? Why does this guy always say weird things?"

The big man said angrily: "You are just saying weird things. Let me tell you seriously. I can't wait ten years to eat Tianjingsi once. It's up to you." "What should I do? I haven't eaten it before. Nothing's wrong with you. Now that you've eaten some, are you still suffering from more problems?" Zhang Ping said angrily. The big man argued eloquently: "Nonsense. If you have it, you have it, and if you don't have it, don't have it. Can it be the same? Now that you have it, you have to eat it. There is no need to talk about not having it."

Hearing this guy's serious and complete nonsense, Zhang Ho glanced at him and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." He stood up and walked to Qingyin's side, whispering: "Whatever you do, if this guy pushes you too hard, Just run away."

Hearing this, the big man said angrily: "You think I'm deaf? You're still talking in a low voice. Is that intentional?" Zhang was afraid that he wouldn't reply, so he clasped his fists at the old madman, Xiao Qi, Qingyin, Dingshou and others. He said: "I have to get off." After saying this, the figure disappeared and went to the Buddha realm.

In the Buddhist realm, Zhang Tianfang and the monkey were messing around. One of the brothers was carrying a rake, and the other was carrying a pickaxe. They were digging holes and plowing the ground, leaving ravines everywhere on the ground. When V fear appeared, this was what they saw. Then he asked: "What are you two doing?"

When the two brothers heard his voice, they jumped up immediately. One wielded a pickaxe, the other danced a rake, and hit him on the head and face.

Zhang Awei ducked out of the way. He said depressedly: "How come you two have the same virtues as that idiot above?" The idiot was talking about the big man. When he saw Zhang, he was afraid that he would start a fight with him.

The brothers didn't reply. Holding two rare magic weapons for digging trenches, he continued to fight. I was afraid that I had to sigh, pick up the middle fingers of both hands, and pop them out. Only two popping sounds were heard, and the rake and pickaxe were separated from each other. The two brothers were startled, and threw the remaining half-drawn trench-digging weapon at Zhang Afraid. Then they stepped closer, intending to play wrestling with Zhang Afraid.

Zhang Ai resolutely refused to give them this opportunity. He dodged left and right to avoid the two brothers' attacks like madmen, and said in a deep voice: "Are you okay? Stop making trouble."

Seeing that they really couldn't hit him, the two brothers had to stop, and the monkey yelled at him: "You bastard, the great monk said I could leave here, why didn't you take me away? And in order to avoid me, you didn't show up for ten years, Are you going to die?" Zhang Tianfang then scolded: "Ten years, I haven't had anything to eat or drink, why are you here? Calling you a bastard is just to praise you, come back now and let me Give him a few blows to vent his anger."

Zhang Awei sighed and said, "If you two don't curse, don't you know how to talk?"

"Stop changing the subject for me and explain quickly, what have you been doing these ten years? If you don't tell me a good reason, I will kill you?" Zhang Tianfang shouted.

Seeing the angry expressions of the two brothers, Zhang Awei smiled bitterly and said: "Okay, I'll give you two a good reason. I'm in the sky, and my body was broken into powder by a group of masters, leaving only my soul. It's not easy to refine it again." My body came to see you, what are you waiting for?"

"You mean, your current body was created by someone else?" Zhang Tianfang hesitated and asked, "What did you do with it? It's a result of cultivation!" Zhang Tianfang curled his lips and said, "Same." Then he asked again: "Really? Was it done later? The original body is gone? How are those people killed? They must take revenge!"

Zhang fearfully said: "Those guys are the most terrifying existences in the God Realm. I can't kill them." He stepped back and asked, "What are you two doing?"

"If you can't kill me, keep doing it." The monkey said casually.

Seeing that this guy didn't answer the question, Zhang Weizhi had no choice but to ask again: "What are you two doing?"

Zhang Tianfang said: "You have long eyes and you can't see? We are digging a hole." Zhang Fing said: "I know you are digging a hole, I'm asking what you are digging for?" Zhang Tianfang said contemptuously: "You can't look more carefully? "

Okay, I looked carefully and I was afraid that I had no choice but to let go of my spiritual thoughts and scan the land. After a while, I asked: "You two want to dig a river?"

"Dig your brains out, pig! We are digging a tunnel." Zhang Tianfang cursed.

"Tunnel?" Zhang Ain looked around and said, "Isn't the tunnel underground? You two dug it on the ground, and it was considered a trench until it reached the sky."

"You know nothing." Monkey said with merciless contempt. He turned to Zhang Tianfang and said, "Ignore this idiot and keep digging."

Zhang Ying smiled and said: "You two are idiots. You are such a cultivator, but you still use a pickaxe to dig a tunnel?"

After hearing what he said, Zhang Tianfang said with disdain: "You know what the hell, do we want to dig a trench?"

Zhang Ain looked at the land around him again. From a distance to here, there were all ditches one meter wide and one meter deep, left or right, front or back, some connected together, some not connected, no rules at all. , piled up in a mess like a naughty child drawing talismans. So he nodded and said, "It's true that we're not digging trenches, so what are you two doing?"

"Guess." Zhang Tianfang threw two words casually and said to the monkey: "Keep digging." Just as he swung the pickaxe, he shouted to Zhang Awei: "Let's dig together."

Zhang Weijing said depressedly: "Are you crazy? Just pull out a ditch on this earth, and you still use a pickaxe to dig it out?"

"You know nothing." On the rare occasion when they scolded Zhang Ping with confidence, Hou Hou and Zhang Tianfang repeated the words again.

"Okay, I know shit. Explain to me, what are you two doing?" Zhang Ain put on a serious expression and asked humbly.

Zhang Tianfang said: "Dig a trench, and talk as you dig." "Okay, I'll dig a trench with you, old man." With a casual move, Zhang Ain conjured a shovel out of thin air, and followed Zhang Tianfang to dig a trench. By the way, "Let's talk now." ”

Zhang Tianfang thought for a while and replied: "We have to dig slowly. We will dig ditches and pits everywhere in the Buddhist realm. There will be no smooth road. The group of great monks can't stand it and will let us leave; but we don't want to completely Angered the great monk and forced us to stay, so we can’t dig too much too fast, we have to dig slowly, do you understand?”

Hearing this, Zhang was afraid of throwing away the shovel in his hand, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I'm defeated by you, you two continue digging."

"What do you mean? Just run away after saying something?" Zhang Tianfang asked, holding up his pickaxe. Looking at his posture, it seemed that there was a disagreement, and he meant to dig with the pickaxe. He sighed and said: "Two bosses, are you two tired? Drink. No?"

Hearing that there was something to eat, Zhang Tianfang thought about it and said: "Okay, drink first, then dig after you finish drinking. Remember, don't run away!" Zhang Ain scooped out the food and wine, and said helplessly: "You two are in the Buddhist realm. It’s really sad for Buddhists.”

These two brothers not only drank and ate meat, cussed and swore at others, but also made a lot of troubles in the Buddhist realm when they had nothing to do. That is to say, the great monks are tolerant and kind, and can tolerate many things, so they would allow these two guys to keep messing around. Go down.

Hearing Zhang Awei's words, Zhang Tianfang said: "Yes, yes, it is sad. Speak louder so that all the great monks can hear it, so that we can get out of here."

Seeing the two brothers' behavior, Zhang Weijing was completely speechless. He shook his head and said, "I'm really impressed by you two. Let's drink quickly." As he spoke, he scooped out the newly prepared food and drinks in Nitian Cave and left most of them for the two of them, while drinking. While listening to these two brothers grumble.

It's terrible for a man to complain, especially a crude man like Zhang Tianfang, who is so arrogant that he can't help but shake the world. Zhang Wen could only hold on for a quarter of an hour before interrupting this guy's nonsense and saying with a cupped hand: "I'm completely convinced. I'll come see you next time." After saying that, Zhang Tianfang disappeared without giving Zhang Tianfang any time to react.

Zhang Tianfang was stunned for a moment, and then he pointed at the sky and yelled, scolding Zhang Aoi to the point where he was furious. Unfortunately, Zhang Aoi had already left and couldn't hear these nonsense, which made him very angry.

Zhang was afraid of leaving the Buddhist realm, so he flashed back to Tianlei Mountain. People were very happy and satisfied when they saw him coming back after ten days of absence, so there was another happy gathering.

After Zhang Tianfang's nagging like a woman just now, Zhang Wen felt that he was really happy now, so happy that it had no boundaries. From this, it can be seen that happiness also needs comparison.

He stayed at Tianlei Mountain for two days, then returned to the God Realm and continued to think about things that needed to be thought about, such as going back to practice on the top of the God Mountain and give an explanation to the masters. (To be continued., vote for recommendation, monthly vote,,.

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