The Moonlight in One’s Heart Self-Saving System
Chapter 1: Shanghai Musician (1)
During the break between classes, Li Yuebai found that his students were a bit wrong.
Wang Rui, the girl who is usually the most happy and the most noisy, now does not go out to chase and fight, but sits quietly on the seat and looks at the mobile phone. She looks sad and depressed, and looks at it. After a while, she actually lies on the table Crying.
"Mr. Bai, Wang Rui is crying, please go and see." Han Mei, the study committee member, came over with a worried expression to remind.
As a Chinese teacher and head teacher of the third grade (1), Li Yuebai has always been a teacher and has been awarded "Top Ten Outstanding Teachers in Lanqiao District of Beijing", "No. 1 in the Eighth Middle School Male God List" The "Bai Yueguang" and other honorary titles are because he looks good and has a cheerful personality and good temperament. He is right when he has something to ask. The time is long, and the students will not call him Mr. Li. Teacher Bai.
When Wang Rui cried like this, the originally noisy classroom also quieted down, and the eyes of gossip shot at her.
"It's time for class now, don't be bored in the classroom, hurry to go out to play." Li Yuebai waved his hand: "When everyone is in a bad mood and uncomfortable, Han Mei will send Wang Rui to the infirmary for a while. worry."
Everyone comes from the school age, who doesn't know-when the ugliness in the classroom, the most afraid of others staring at it, if at this time by the teacher to ask what happened, it is the embarrassing focus, Although classmate Wang Rui has always been a thick-skinned man with thick skin... but it is also a girl after all!
Li Yuebai's outer surface is immobile, and secretly strange in the heart: From the perspective of Wang Rui's family, personality and person, there will be no major incidents, nor any major troubles. Is it premature love? Argued with a friend? The newly purchased equipment was stolen?
"Teacher, I'm fine." Wang Rui raised his head from the desk with tears in his nose, holding up his mobile phone: "That is, today is my male god's death day, me, I'm so sad, woo woo woo woo Ooo..."
"Male god...?" Jiji, whose Jiji? Li Yuebai was confused.
"It's a second, second-generation male god." Wang Rui cried while choking while not forgetting to sell Amway.
Take the mobile phone in Wang Rui's hand, which is a paused video interface. In the video, an ancient man with a comic style, dressed in an elegant white dress, with a clear eyebrow and a gentle smile, holding a zither in his arms and long hair Scattered at random, petals flying around, but the figure was painted a little transparent, the clouds were misty, and there was a halo on the top of the head.
This should be the second-generation male **** Wang Rui said.
Click on the play button, a lyrical and melodious sound of ancient music comes out, and it is accompanied by a male voice: since you left, the pear flower in Shangjing will no longer open.
Above the video, rows and rows of dense barrage flew past:
"Qaq, a good knife that the master stabbed"
"The best person in the world will never appear again."
"Woo woo woo woo me I don't care, I want Brother Yun, Yun Yun is the best."
"Let's send the blade to the original author together!"
"How much blade is enough, you need to send a gasoline barrel! Count me one!"
"The sky is full of clouds, but only music knows my heart."
Li Yuebai searched the search engine and figured it out.
Recently, there is a popular online novel called "Shangjing Luohua", which uses the virtual historical dynasty as the background, and laid out a grand fantasy picture of the home country. Among them are the court struggle, the emperor's power, the golden horse, and the scenery. painting……
However, this is a novel.
As a modern Internet youth, Li Yuebai certainly understands what * means. Wang Rui's child is worthy of being a female man, and he dare to show his teacher carelessly.
There is a dark villain in Murakami in "Shangjinghuahua".
Murongnan was born noble and was the eldest son of the first emperor Murongfeng and the first emperor Xiao Wenyin. When he was six years old, he became the prince. He was alone in the palace, and the emperor no longer came to visit.
Murongnan was also affected by his mother, was abolished as the crown prince, and was demoted to King Ning. He left Shangjing and went to the fief. Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the fief, he passed through a deep mountain and old forest and was attacked by a large number of people. Murongnan was seriously injured. Jumping into the rapids of the mountain stream, following the water, she luckily escaped and was rescued as a matter of course.
The name of the person who saved him was Yun Weizhi, the "second-generation male god" who was crazyly infatuated by brain-washing fans like Wang Rui.
Yun Weizhi is the most prestigious musician among the 800-mile mountains and rivers of Daduan. When a zither is played, the world is low and the ghosts and weeping cry. Not to mention that his character is noble and clean, and his appearance and temperament are like that of immortals, so Murong Nan, who is accustomed to beauty, can't help but marvel.
Of course, in the novel, these looks are all false, whether they can be loved by readers depends on the character's words and deeds.
Unlike the beauty of vases in many novels, Yun Weizhi not only sets perfect, but also likes the reader's character very much. He doesn't pretend to be hypocritical, he likes to talk and laugh, when he should be grounded, when he is cold, he is cold , The image is very three-dimensional, Murong Nan came out of the indifferent court, at first sight of such a lovely person, immediately fell into a crazy infatuation, just because of his identity, never said that the two were only friends of each other, in Ningzhou Live at ease.
When Murong Nan was seventeen, the situation improved, and his mother Xiao Wenyin regained the emperor's favor. Murong Nan's crown prince also recovered. Yun Wei knew that he hated the court and insisted on not going back to Beijing with him.
Unexpectedly, soon after Murong Nan returned to the palace, he was seriously ill and was unconscious in bed. The dream mentioned Yun Weizhi's name. The queen was anxious and surprised. Asking Murong Nan's personal guard, he realized that Murong Nan liked it most. If you listen to Yun Weizhi's music, if you can invite people to play a song, you may be able to survive this level and get back to life.
The guard sent by the queen told the current critical situation that Yun Weizhi was of course very worried about the safety of Murong Nan, so Starry Night rushed to Beijing and played a song for Murong Nan in the presence of the emperor and the queen. Wake up from a coma.
Immediately afterwards, the plot turned sharply, and a sudden change occurred.
The queen has two strong enemies, the obvious one is Zhao Ne, the minister of the central government, and the secret one is the single concubine.
Zhao Na, who was born in a famous family, is very good at playing the magic technique, and has now sat in the position of the priest. He is in the middle of the court, and his family has old complaints with the queen's family.
Shan Hui was favored by the emperor and also had a son. He usually pretended to be obedient to the queen and secretly waited for the opportunity to be framed.
Zhao Na and Shan Hui's family married each other. Shan Hui's sister was Zhao Ne's wife, so the two joined forces to try to overthrow the queen and prince. This time I deeply hate Murongnan for not dying, and gave birth to a poison scheme-framing the queen and Yun Wei knowing privately.
The emperor was insane and suspicious, and he was at odds with the queen for many years. Under the ingenuity of the two people's ingenuity, they even believed it to be true.
When Murong Nan woke up from a serious illness, there was no one around him, and the queen was forced to hang herself. Yun Weizhi, who was tortured in front of the emperor, still refused to plead guilty and died under the heavy sentence.
So Murong Nam became black.
Since then, he has embarked on the road of revenge, and killed the Quartet...After many years, he finally cleared the obstacles, killed his father, and ascended the throne... But the blackening was too far, so that it gradually became cruel and cruel, killing like Ma, became the ultimate villain with due diligence. Eventually overthrown by the male lead, in the palace *.
...
Li Yuebai read the introduction of the elders seriously, and finally found that this section was purely an introduction to the villains, which had nothing to do with the main storyline of the novel.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys are really hypocritical, isn't it just a supporting role?" Han Mei shrugged dismissively: "It's just a bit of a drama, it has become a male god, the protagonist group hasn't spoken yet!"
"It's just how popular!" Wang Rui cried while arguing: "Brother Yun is the most tender and lovely!"
"I originally thought it was okay, but you guys Yunfu every day brushing him on someone's Weibo video, bothering me." Han Mei sighed.
"That wasn't me! Han Mei, you're too much! Today is the day, you still say cool words!" Wang Rui became more and more angry and didn't cry anymore. He wiped a few tissues and wiped his tears. May scrambled.
…More and more unable to understand the entertainment activities of students now.
Li Yuebai shook his head, put the phone back on Wang Rui's desk, and walked back to the stage again.
The next section is still his language class.
Halfway through the class, the classroom door was kicked open with a bang.
A middle-aged man broke in, with disheveled hair and shabby clothing, each holding a knife for meat cutting. He has a pointed monkey's cheeks, his eyes gleaming in a frivolous and fierce light.
When he saw a house full of middle school students, the man was obviously startled.
Li Yuebai has a good thing—the brain is faster than anyone in a crisis.
Their eighth middle school is in a good position, next to the primary school attached to the institution, the kindergarten attached to the institution.
It is currently being renovated and underground pipes are being re-layed, and the surrounding walls have been cut through.
Within a few seconds he looked at the man 800 times back and forth, basically seeing it clearly, the most likely is the kind of criminal in the social news who went to kindergarten with a knife and killed an innocent young child, on the grounds of dissatisfaction with life, Fall into despair and retaliate against society.
It may be because of emotional instability. He touched the wrong door. Although the middle school students are also defenseless, they are much more combative than young children. They are by no means the best targets for venting.
The classroom fell into deathly silence.
As soon as the man gritted his teeth and his heart crossed, he raised the machete and rushed to the front row of several girls...
"Stop." Li Yuebai said, "Your lottery."
"..." The man stopped and turned to Li Yuebai.
"Your lottery ticket, won, 50 million." Li Yuebai said one word.
lottery ticket? What lottery? A room of students suddenly froze.
The man froze for a while, and then rushed forward with more emotion. The chopper wheel in his hand made a loud noise, squeezing out some fierce words from his teeth: "Want to be Mengzi? How do you know that I won the prize?" "
"I just know." Li Yuebai said: "You bought the lottery ticket from the shop at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road last night and kept it in your jacket pocket."
"How do you know that I won the prize?" The man amplified his voice and gritted his teeth.
"I will look at each other, and I must be in the middle." Li Yuebai said very seriously, and turned on the TV in the classroom: "The lottery time is three o'clock, why not wait a minute?"
"..."
"Dude, listen to my advice, don't leave 50 million, but go to jail, it's not worth it." Li Yuebai found two tin cans of beer from the drawer of the rostrum and handed him a can.
The police arrived at 2:40.
The man was so drunk that when he was taken away he even cried and sang, tears in his nose.
Li Yuebai did not forget to see him off: "Don't worry, buddy, there is also a TV in the detention center. Even if you miss this time, you will definitely win next time. Be strong!"
The man crossed the policeman's shoulders, spitting bubbles and comparing his two thumbs: "Strong!"
The students did not recover from the shock.
"Mr. Bai, what the **** is going on?" Wang Rui shouted loudly: "I will send you a pennant someday, and it will write four big characters: the **** of the mouth!"
"Yeah, it won't win..." a boy in the back row shouted in disbelief: "If any cartoonist dares to draw this kind of plot, I would have sprayed him braggingly...If the man just got a knife, what What about your mouth?"
"Mr. Bai, isn't that the actor you invited? Is it a special program prepared for the first male **** of Lanqiao District next year?" Han Mei, as a senior conspiracy theorist, is also particularly dare to say.
Li Yuebai shook the can and poured the last beer into his mouth.
"The knife is a good knife, but it's vulnerable here." He pointed to the location of the heart.
"What happened to the lottery?"
"The more embarrassed the person, the more eager to get rich overnight. This person has been embarrassed for a long time and has always been in the habit of buying lottery tickets." Li Yuebai said: "He has rubbed white paint on his soles-recently only Nanjing Road and Xisan The intersection of the road was repainted on the ground, the time was yesterday, and within a ten-mile radius, the shop that bought an unlimited number of knives and no ID card was the only one at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road. Knife-Wang Mazi classic meat chop, no packaging, the price of one is 100 yuan, two discounts are 198 yuan, you say, will he use the remaining 2 yuan to buy a lottery ticket? The habit is terrible s things……"
...
"The teacher was a little dizzy and went to the bathroom." Li Yuebai waved his hand: "Go to self-study!"
He has a very poor drink and is drunk with a touch of it.
At the entrance of the bathroom, there are several steps down.
Li Yuebai didn't pay attention, and planted it head down.
Before falling into a coma, he thought vaguely about the website headlines that might appear the next day.
【Shock! The teachers of the Beijing No. 8 High School were unscathed and fell into the toilet accidentally. 】
Mom's intellectual disability.
I don't know how long I was in a coma. After waking up, Li Yuebai felt more mentally retarded.
He was riding on the back of a white horse, and the saddle was holding his infamous jewel, elegant and elegant. I wore a white arrow jacket, the tights and narrow sleeves were still elegant, and an extra large black cloak was put on my body, with a hood and windproof. Take a closer look at your hands. The slender and slender joints are distinct. Because you are not used to holding the reins of the horse, you have been grinded with blood bubbles...
The handsome man in front strangled Ma rein, turning back and rejoicing: "Mr. Yun, Shangjing is here!"
There was a system cue in the brain, "Hello, welcome to the Baiyueguang male **** self-rescue system. Your current work: Shangjing Luohua, your role: Yun Weizhi."
Li Yuebai would rather crawl back to the school toilet along the sewer.
Mother's mother's mother's.
What did you say in that video just now?
After Lao Tzu received the lunch box, the pear blossoms in Shangjing would not be open! ! ! ! !
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