The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The wind and sunshine are beautiful, the gods have returned to their places, and every time a sheep comes back, a sheep is brutally murdered.

Li Laisi came out with a howl, and charged towards Li Cang like a barbarian king. She hit the ball with the ball with great strength and force, and asked with a ferocious and vicious attitude: "I haven't seen you for one day, it's like three autumns. My surname is Li. Come on, do you miss me?"

This crazy bitch always makes some inexplicable and outrageous moves, which makes Teacher Cang inexplicably happy.

"Think about it, I already think about suffocating!"

"Then why don't you shut up! You bastard!"

"You still won't eat the meat that reaches your mouth?"

Lao Wang carried the half-killed alien antelope on his shoulders and rushed over with a roar to interrupt the two of them from casting spells: "Where is my little lady? Did you throw my little lady into the base by herself?"

Li Laisi threw the relic to Lao Wang: "Get out!"

"Okay, I didn't see anything, you two continue, continue, keep practicing!"

As soon as the young lady came back, she walked to the kitchen in a hurry and took a look at Lao Wang, who was covered in antelope wool, stained with blood and mud: "I've only been away for a few days, what did you do, you only eat this kind of thing??"

"Little miss, I can't live without you. Little miss, you don't know that Li Cang, this big beast, is going to fucking poison me. How can he stew rabbit, bear, and lamb with skunk, fox, and sea in it?" Wow, he has to wash his clothes with bastard hands, making them look like tattered diapers. This is not how a human being should live!"

The young lady pursed her lips, muttering disdainfully at the messy kitchen and the messy refrigerator, but the expression on her face was clearly written with tenderness, and there was a smile at the corner of her mouth.

Uh-huh

Or what about Lao Wang Ling?

For a gentle lady like Tai Xiaoyi who is full of maternal qualities, the needed part of a relationship is almost more important than anything else.

If a straight man has a rank, Lao Wang is at least on the third floor, and Li Cang is at least on the fifth floor. Of course, if he gets tired of walking around on the fifth floor, Teacher Cang will occasionally go to the basement to hang out.

Li Laixi was shocked when she walked in: "Speaking of which, isn't your man's activity track just three points and one line: bed, bathroom, and island? Li Cang can even omit the bed. Why does this house look like it has been robbed? How?"

Li Cang's mouth twitched.

Under the warning from Lao Wang's eyes full of murderous intent, they resisted telling the truth that Lao Wang deliberately messed up the house - think about it, if they knew that these two brothers were popular on the island, they drank spicy food and saved money. The two of them live a leisurely and indulgent life in the Jin show. They are the same as each other. Let alone the kang tonight, whether they can enter the house or not is a question.

Now it seems that Lao Wang's cleverness is quite successful.

"A zombie came to the island yesterday?" Li Laixi picked up a piece of dried meat that Li Cang smoked yesterday, tore it into pieces, put it in her mouth and chewed: "Why didn't you ask us to come back?"

"It's been taken care of. It's a marine environment again. I don't expect any profit. I want to take advantage of this period to let you rest for a few days." Li Cang asked cheerfully: "Has anyone seen any results from eating that big octopus? ?”

“Not really”

"That's a pity. The chance seems to be a bit low. The big octopus has already been killed by a headshot. I put the remaining meat in the cold storage. I guess the taste will be much worse than the fresh one. I will eat it for now and see if I can catch it again. There are a few. Dao Girl likes the taste very much. She seems to have a sense of it. She discovered the big octopus first. "

"I see construction is starting again on your island?"

"It's not too much to dig a pond to raise some seafood. It's for the big octopus. The big area above is of no use. It's a waste."

"Um"

"I've only been back for a few minutes. The sweat on my arms feels like salt is forming." Tai Xiaoyi said with a smile, "I really don't know how the two of them got here."

Lao Wang said: "It's not hot, nor is the humidity particularly high, but there seems to be something floating in the air. Anyway, at the end of the day, there is a sticky point on my body!"

"Every time it comes into contact with water, something bad will happen," Li LaiSi said lazily, imitating someone and ogling in a bitchy way, "Oh? Teacher Cang?"

Li Cang rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, his face as serious as rigor mortis.

"Speaking of which, those plankton are a bit interesting. After Lao Wang and I came in, they have changed into two colors, first blue and then green. Now I look at them and they have changed back to blue, except for a small wave of walking corpses. There are not many other alienated creatures. Anyway, please be careful not to go into the sea. The fish in this sea are not very good either."

Lao Wang and Bian Er raised their eyebrows and said, "Teacher Cang was extremely excited as soon as he entered this place."

"I'm talking about a bad feeling!"

"Isn't it typical of you to be disrespectful of integrity?"

"Get out of here and die!"

Before the three of them could complete the closed loop of mutual damage, a huge earthquake shook their feet, and the island shook violently like a half-filled bottle of water. The next second, Li Cang jumped out at a speed that was too fast. Out of the afterimage.

Lao Wang spread his hands: "Here, let me tell you~"

There is filth under the surface of the sea, with bubbles and foam stirring up dirty mud and rotten and semi-rotted animal and plant deposits. The stench is like retting, and with the empty island as the center, the area is hundreds of nautical miles in radius. The sea turned into a dark color.

"It's okay, I just hit an undersea hill."

It's an undersea hill, but this hill is very problematic. It's made entirely of silt and decay. It's like the creatures in the ocean have a camping party with their families down there, eating, drinking, singing and dancing, and then Leaving behind huge piles of kitchen waste and driving away

The high proportion of animal and plant remains inside made Li Cang frown. Some of them were not completely decayed, and there were hideous bite marks and wounds on the bodies.

"Yue~" Lao Wang immediately covered his nose: "Have we drilled into a landfill? An ocean septic tank?"

Many fish turned their bellies over in this wide black sea. It might not be enough to raise enough funds for the activities of the lackeys even if they fished for a year. Even Li Cang looked embarrassed.

It was not until the early morning of the next day that the few people on the sky island could barely see the black border area, but what greeted their sight was a black thing falling from the sky.

Lao Wang: "Subordinates? What are they going to do? How dare you, the rebellious son!"

The black things that looked like meteors were huge sea urchins. Without counting the thorns, the sea urchins were at least the size of a human head. They were tied into a ball by a bunch of seaweed nets and scattered in the air. The extremely heavy sea urchins fell on the surface of the sky island and smashed deep pits. The half-meter or even one-meter-long thorns were accompanied by a stream of "steam" and shot everywhere. In just a few seconds, the lackeys on the sky island became straw boats for borrowing arrows.

Li Cang pulled out a thorn and looked at it: "Wow, not only is it poisonous, but it also has a barb."

This welcome ceremony and meeting gift are quite novel.