The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Before the disaster, this kind of examination was very troublesome to do. In addition to various conventional biochemical indicators, women can basically summarize it as two mirrors, two ultrasound, two angiography and three tests, while men may face at least one needle biopsy.

As for where to stab, please make up your own mind. After all, telling it may cause severe pain in the phantom limb.

After the disaster, thanks to the addition of prayer technology to medicine, the entire process has been greatly simplified.

After Li Laisi was dragged away by Rao Qifang, a group of white coats rushed up like wild boars and carried Li Cang into a room that had been filled with various instruments for some time. A bunch of familiar and unfamiliar faces came over. .

Duan Li, Director Pei, Director Zhan, Martinis, and several top figures from the hospitals in the 3/7 base, as well as the directors of small departments, had no chance of entering this door. They dared not come out and scratched the door frame, like In the first anatomy class, a cute newbie was frightened and looking forward to the professor's bullying.

mad, the familiar feeling timi is back, although not in the way Teacher Cang expected.

These little directors are not afraid of Li Cang. In their eyes, Li Cang's grade is just a little higher than those things soaked in formalin. He belongs to the category of general teachers who can breathe on their own. What they are afraid of is that their elders Directors and pillars, for them those things are the real strategic nuclear deterrent.

Li Cang looked desperate: "No, Director Zhan and Director Pei, this job doesn't match your business. Why are you here to join in the fun?"

Director Pei, who is young, beautiful, and intellectual, but has eyes as sharp as a bone saw that can cut off a person's legs at any time, is smiling, and his tone is as gentle as if he is providing hospice care to the rabbit on the dissecting table, with a hint of laughter mixed in between his words. A little embarrassed: "Isn't it rare to have an orbital slave of your level to get started? If I don't come and see, I won't be able to hold my head up in front of my colleagues. By the way, do you want to have your bones measured? Your natural ability Aren’t they just bones? I’m not curious about what they look like and what special features their internal structure has?”

"You can cut a piece of liver!" Director Zhan, a short and bald man, jumped up anxiously behind a bunch of big cows: "Just a little bit will be enough!"

"Shut up, Zhan! What's the point of liver? I heard that subordinates of this level eat dozens or hundreds of kilograms of food every day. Their rectum must be very warm, isn't it? Their gastrointestinal The digestion ability is extremely terrible. This is definitely the most obvious and intuitive phenomenon displayed by the subordinates. This is the essence. Don’t you have any academic spirit? Don’t you want to come for a consultation? "

"Who the hell let the shit pickers in? Bring me some orthopedics. Those thigh stabbers have a lot of strength. Quickly help me take out the shit pickers!"

"It's just that you don't get credit for what you do. What's the difference between the front and the back?"

"Good guy, you can come here even if you are a liver and gallbladder. What's wrong with us removing feces? In terms of medical classification, our department - ah -"

"Get out, get out of here and get out of here! Do you usually treat patients with this attitude? Is this your behavior based on the professionalism of a doctor?"

The roof of the house was almost lifted off by this group of people.

Amidst the noise, Li Cang looked at Duan Li faintly: "So, what is your reason?"

"I'm afraid you'll be nervous!" Duan Li, who was wearing a white coat, put her cell phone in her pocket with her left hand, and put her right hand behind her back to hide the magnifying glass and myopia glasses: "Yeah, well, I'm afraid they'll scare you, so come and give me You provide guidance beforehand and care afterward!”

"And you?"

"Ah, I. I." Martinis hesitated: "You, er, skills, you gave to me. I don't want to come."

I'm tired, hurry up and destroy Timi for me!

A room full of people, including traditional Chinese and Western medicine practitioners, and even a witch doctor, watched Li Cang inhumanely for an hour - and the final result was that everything was normal.

Then, everyone's eyes focused on Martinis, with a strange and expectant expression.

"Have the data been recorded? Have the samples been collected? Seal the safe, and those bastards from the Academy of Sciences are sure to come and snatch it! No matter what you say this time, they won't get what they want! This is medicine!"

"Don't worry, Dean, our department of orthopedics is willing to protect these precious data with our lives. We will never give the academy dogs a chance. If they want to get the data and samples, just let them step over our corpses!"

"Okay! Orthopedics finally got tough!"

"Is that the last item?"

“The last item”

"Leave the biopsy to this guy, he is much more professional than the machine."

"How do you usually get it?"

"Close a small dark room, give me a mouse, no, give me a computer that is not connected to the Internet, and we can work together in three to five minutes."

"Tsk~ That's really fast!"

"That's a boring thing to say. You know everything, don't you understand?"

Facing Li Cang's desireless gaze, Martinis trembled with excitement: "Well, no need, boss. My skills are not worthy of Teacher Cang, but Teacher Cang is already a The sun is so brilliant."

"Are you sure?"

"Sure! Very sure! This is the answer the skill gave me!"

"Wait a minute, isn't this right? Doesn't it depend on smelling to create a torch?"

"Yes, I smell——" Martinis finally realized what was wrong, and sweated profusely: "I think your understanding ability is very problematic. For this skill, it is not necessary to take it out. It is possible to make a direct in vitro judgment by spending some effort. For example, I can now smell that Director Zhan is the least active among all people——Hmm——Hmm!"

Although they did not get the most important essence, a group of white coats still returned in high spirits.

Oh, they dispersed in a hurry.

If they did not run away quickly, they were afraid that something unexpected would happen. After all, the test results were out. With the messy statement of Instructor Rao's pet demon, it was difficult for them to guarantee that this master would not sell them out in order to seek forgiveness from the eldest son.

Danger!

Speed ​​up!

It was evening, and Rao Qifang was sitting uneasy with a gloomy face, very unhappy.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong is the biggest problem!"

"Since all the inspection items are normal--" Rao Qifang suddenly roared, "You little bitch, are you lying to me? Have you taken any measures secretly?"

Li Leisi asked the sky speechlessly: "Rao Qifang, are you crazy? How anxious are you?"

"Nonsense!"

"Well, what if it's a problem of the subhuman constitution replay?"

"Don't talk nonsense to me, do you really think you can be resurrected every day?" Rao Qifang raised his eyebrows: "Or have you been lazy in the meantime?"

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Well, there's no way to talk.

As the situation gradually moved in the direction of Wude, Xu Gong called and extinguished Rao Qifang's arrogance on the spot: "The people in the hospital are a pile of shit! It stinks! They know nothing about science except super-super-super-checking all day long! Medicine is also a part of science!"

"I know everything is normal without looking at the data and samples! Right, Instructor Rao? I can tell you very clearly now! Teacher Cang has alienated blood! And the concentration and completion are extremely high! As for your daughter, it is zero, right?"

"Although Xiaobizi didn't clearly confirm this concept, from the perspective of prayer, Teacher Cang and all normal people and subordinates including your daughter are already two species! Huh? Why don't you talk? Have you heard of the concept of reproductive isolation? For example, it is impossible for mice and cats to-"

Rao Qifang swayed, sat on the ground, and cried loudly, heartbroken.

Li Cang: “.”

Li Lace: “.”

Jin Yujing: “.”

Kong Jingqiao: “.”

Three Little Ones: “.”

A group of people were stunned by the collapse of this young mother who looked no more than 17 or 18 years old but whose mental age might be even younger. When had they ever seen Rao Qifang cry? She had beaten countless people to tears. In short, they were at a loss but had no idea where to start. The whole villa area was in a mess!