The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Calling Lao Wang "Master Wang" is really not a casual ridicule by Li Cang. Grandpa Zhong doesn't like money. Half of the land, land, hills, forest farms, and river mouths he has saved for Lao Wang's full moon are in his name. When he becomes an adult, more will be added. It's all receivables. Not to mention being rich and wealthy, no matter what the rent collected all year round, you can buy an old residential building in a less prosperous location in Yanchuan, and go back to Grandpa Zhong to cheat and kidnap you all day long, which is the envy of Mr. Wang. Anyway, As long as he returns home, there will be nothing else to do. He will just listen to him fooling the old man, and then he will lose his household registration by fooling him.

cough.

Anyway, Li Cang remembers it very clearly. When he was a junior high school student, the school organized a camping trip. He chose a good land with mountains and water nearby. There was a pasture next to the forest. When a group of classmates saw the sheep, they started yelling at them and said they were just eating garbage. The food is so boring, the grilled chicken wings and scones are not tasty at all. When you go to the grassland, you have to fight with a few sheep. The leader, the big rake, is catchy at first sight, and insists on treating the leading teacher and dean of the camping group. .

At that time, when the price of sheep was high, a big leading ram could easily weigh two hundred pounds after it was full. The teachers' faces were all green at that time. As a result, Master Wang came to see him, and the herdsman's family immediately drove the Wrangler to take the sheep. They came over with a big vat of milk wine and cooking utensils, and slaughtered ten one-year-old sheep on the spot for everyone to enjoy. They didn’t give any money when they left.

Yes, that piece of grassland and that piece of forest belong to Master Wang. This incident was once spread as a myth among classmates. Later, everyone unanimously speculated that Master Wang, who had obtained the first right to choose a mate, probably relied on this solid basic skills to obtain the title of Master Wang. Got married to the dean’s wife who owns a photo studio

"Don't bring up the past again!" Lao Wang wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, with a radiant face: "Don't listen to their nonsense, what kind of money, this and that, vulgar! If you don't work for me, do you want me to be young and not take a shower? "

Ah, yes, yes, Li Cang's mouth twitched.

"But having said that, wouldn't your big brother be even more irritable if he is well-off?" Lao Wang said: "In kindergarten, do you still remember that time when she stole our mother's wedding ring and said she wanted to marry you?"

"Is there such a thing? Oh, I seem to have an impression!"

"Damn it! You fucking forgot about this? You are not a kind person! I feel sorry for Dalei Zi!"

"My brother has collected dozens of rings, necklaces, and bracelets one after another. Can you remember who gave them away and who didn't?" Li Cang said, "Anyway, the teacher returned them for me. I don't have to return them one by one." .”

Master Wang suddenly choked up and felt dull.

"What the hell are you saying?" Lao Wang sighed: "Anyway, I still fucking remember our kindergarten teacher's expression when he saw that ring. It was like a mouse entering the granary for the first time. The whole thing She was the one who was hurt the most! Really, when I inquired later, I found out that the ring can be exchanged for two pieces of my family's land, at least one and a half pieces of grass!"

After chatting for such a long time, Li Cang finally broke away from his spiritual world that had been immersed in the mill, and said seriously: "Wedding ring? Impossible. When Rao Qifang got married, his family was too poor to expose the blame. You are talking about the yellow one, right? It wasn't a wedding ring, nor was it bought by my father-in-law, it was a gift from Jin Yujing later."

"Huh?" Lao Wang suddenly said: "Tsk, if you want to talk about the charm of our father-in-law, it's quite acceptable. What is this? This is following Shuangwen's script! What a pity. Wait a minute. "

Lao Wang suddenly frowned and looked at Li Cang.

ball sack

The male protagonist of a cool novel will not die young, but if the Sky Island Era hadn't come, and according to this development trend, wouldn't the guy in front of me be able to write a son-in-law novel?

Hey, maybe it’s the kind that can be listed on the moderator website!

"Master Wang, let me ask you, are you thinking of something rude?"

"Not only is it impolite, it's even illegal!"

"Are you too busy? If you have nothing to do, go and pray to Xiaobi Zaizi——"

"Ah, yes, collect the crab pots. Ouch, river crabs are really the most beautiful thing in this season. Why don't we weigh dozens of kilograms and add two jars of hot rice wine?"

The four of them stayed on the island for three days without moving. They tried out all the leisure and entertainment activities they could think of during the holiday. Dalei Zi was the first to be unable to bear it anymore: "No, no, I'm going to get moldy if I keep staying like this." Now, I want to go back to base!”

"That's right, our mother has been urging me!"

"I also want to go back to the base to have a look. I ordered a batch of very good fabrics from Ke Mier."

"I knew it!" Li Cang wiped his face speechlessly, "Come back, come back, keep a low profile, don't cause trouble, and don't get involved in things you shouldn't get involved in. There's chaos going on over there at the base!"

"No!" Li Laisi sneered: "You agreed so happily, hey, you can't hold it in anymore, right? Don't think that I don't know what you are planning. Let me tell you, you won't even think about stepping into the mill until you fully recover. , you have to go back to the base with me!"

Since the last time, playing against Xiaobi Zaizi, a leisure activity that Li Cang thinks is very healthy for the body and mind, has been strictly prohibited for people other than himself, especially Rao Qifang, who explicitly ordered Dalei Zi to do this. Strictly guard against stubbornness in all kinds of things. According to my mother's metaphysical concept, life is not about cultivating immortals. Those who work hard and exhaust themselves are short-lived ghosts. Since ancient times, few people who play tricks have lived a long life.

Of course, everyone just listens to her words. These are just doting. When you are talking, you are looking at Li Cang's blood bar as deep as a mountain?

However, it is true that the behavior and content of Li Cang's prayers have become more and more outrageous recently, including but not limited to the big magic wand to save tribulations, and the desire to penetrate the thorns. In short, Lao Wang and Dalei Zi really don't dare to let him flourish in the non-full world. In this state, he was facing off with Xiaobi Zaizi. If he made any mistakes in any operation, his family members would probably cry for a long time.

"No, I don't have time to go to the base to relax with you. I have a lawsuit on my head!" Li Cang clapped his fingers: "The life core of Estelle's deformed insect-shaped sickle-hand twins, the master of the tyrant's lair. There are a lot of difficult tasks waiting for me to do. I am so busy. You should rest and rest, but I have to live my life, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Your mother told you to go home for dinner! If you don't go to her old man's house, you will kill yourself! You will have a lot of good things by then!"

The three lives ignored Li Cang's complaints and forced him into the one-way jump point. The former fortress has now been turned into a special reception hall and transfer center. Working here has become one of the most popular jobs in the base. , here not only can you often deal with Mr. Li Cang and others, but they even want to give them some gadgets every time they pass by. Where in the world can there be a more comfortable job than this?

As soon as the four people in front of me came out neatly, a group of girls in military uniforms rushed out of the office, chattering noisily: "Wow, it's rare to see you here together. The base has been restless recently, so the big boss asked you to come back. A town?"

"Nonsense, instructor Rao can kill all those young men by himself!"

"Master Wang, you just finished another business, are you coming back for vacation together?"

"Sister Leilei, little miss, try the snowflake cake made by my mother. It was just delivered to me. It's delicious. It's really delicious!"

"Master Wang, Master Wang, can we take a group photo?"

"Teacher Cang, can you sign your autograph for me? My niece has been very fond of you since she was a child. She grew up following your posts and is an old fan of yours. She has been clamoring for your autograph since she heard that I work here. Sign, I’m so annoyed that I can’t do anything about it.”

Li Cang was a shameless person, so he immediately stopped his unnecessary resistance, coughed slightly, and reached out to take the notebook: "Okay, can you sign here? How old is the child? What kind of blessing should I write? "

"Well, thirty-one!"

"Oh three. How much??"

"Three, thirty-one"

"How old are you?!"

The girl in military uniform said shyly: "I'm twenty-four like you. I'm older. My niece is getting married next week. You can write whatever you want. You can also sign one for me. That , thank you!”

Li Cang: "."

I am thirty-one years old, but I have been following my posts since I was a child, which is great.