The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Rao Qifang did not go out to clock in for work today, so her practice indicators must have not reached the set standards. The passionate interaction with her own humanoid tool man is nothing more than finding faults. , all in all, there was no way that Dalei Zi could escape this disaster. When Rao Qifang took Li Lai Lei into the underground training ground, she was still defending her maternal nature: "Li Cang, you are too spoiled to her, she Have you practiced hard in the past few days since you came back? If you don't advance against the current, you will retreat. You have to supervise her well on the island, you know? Tsk, this feels really solid. Damn girl, how many pounds have you gained recently? "

The dead pig was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, but in the end, he was defeated by a single sentence to prevent critical damage.

Li Laisi screamed like a zombie and made the wall tremble: "Rao Qifang, why are you so crazy! Who cares about weight now! Li Cang is so skinny that he still looks like a grandma and still weighs two hundred pounds! This is called density! This is called physics. ! Do you understand! Look, my waist, arms, and legs are one centimeter thicker! I’m telling you, don’t talk nonsense!”

"What? Is it possible that you can still grow into a solid person? It's a weight, right?"

"You you you"

"I think you don't want to sleep tonight. Erza, help mom lock the door. You don't have to cook for us tonight!"

Lao Wang, who entered the door later, hissed and breathed in the air-conditioning: "Teacher Cang, I think you will probably have to stay alone in the empty room tonight. Judging from the look on our mother's face, I'm afraid even Lilith won't have time to come up!"

Jin Yujing: "She just has itchy hands! For her, the base has been too 'peaceful and peaceful' recently, for a master who doesn't fight for a day and is itchy all over, haha~"

But come to think of it, there may not be too many businesses that the instructor can handle personally.

Qin Zhenzhen, who was playing with her cell phone at this time, suddenly lit up: "Teacher Cang, you have nothing to do now? Hui Hui just sent me a message, she is out of quarantine!"

"Huh? That's good. How about you ask her what she wants to play, and then we can call everyone out to have a meal together or something." Li Cang thought for a while, "By the way, let's call Duan Li, our mother's psychological consultation It's the person she invited through the relationship, Miss Lao Wang, if you have any other friends over there, please call us."

"That's rare." Lao Wang shook his head like a rattle, "I'm not going. I still want these two hairs on my head. Can they be used as light bulbs for you?"

Li Cang glanced at the time on his watch: "When Da Leizi comes up later, remember to tell her to find us."

"Clam??"

Thief Sun, are you serious? Why would you deliver it yourself when I was given a chance? You have to fight for your reputation if you don’t steam the steamed buns!

Qin Zhenzhen said happily: "I'll give you a ride on my bike!"

"I'd better drive, the wind makes me have a headache."

Li Cang's previous driving skills were limited to mobility. Fortunately, his current body coordination and reaction speed are enough to support him to complete instructions that are ten thousand times more complex, and he has just raised his skills to the level of tactics.

From the moment he sat in the driver's seat and stepped on the accelerator, Qin Zhenzhen was squirming around on the passenger seat like a maggot baby, looking for photos from various angles, sometimes taking Li Cang, sometimes taking selfies, and then snapping. I tapped the screen repeatedly to modify the text in my circle of friends. The smile on my face was as young as my youth. Well, this means that the collagen is rich enough.

Li Cang really didn't like taking pictures. He raised his right hand to cover his face and said helplessly: "I said, don't affect my driving. I'm nervous!"

"It's just a car ride, it's not an affair. Teacher Cang, why are you nervous?"

"I@#￥%"

"Isn't this a good one?" Qin Zhenzhen took another photo with a sly look. She was finally satisfied with the "photo", clicked send, and then smiled and waited for the huge number of likes and envy and hate comments to arrive. : "Uh, but it seems they are checking the driver's license tonight. Wait, I seem to have their work group."

Li Cang: "No need to read!"

After that, he pointed to the shiny crossbar in front and the cool reflection in the shape of a vest.

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"without"

Li Cang sighed. Qin Zhenzhen didn't have one, so it was even less likely that he had a base driver's license. He would definitely be in disgrace today.

"Hello, comrade, please show your driving license, base pass and identity card!" Two young uniformed road guards, a man and a woman, walked over instead of traffic police or other personnel maintaining security at the base. Military and police personnel, this area of ​​the base has now been assigned to the road management, "Madam, your seat belt must be fastened. This is a warning. Next time we will fine you 20 work points."

Qin Zhenzhen's big eyes were full of confusion, wondering what kind of stupid green guy this was that popped out of a crack in the stone. Not only did he not recognize his face, he didn't even recognize the license plate: "That one."

Li Cang lowered his head and pinched his eyebrows: "This is the driver's license. The pass is posted on the passenger windshield. I don't have an ID card or a driver's license."

"Did you mean you forgot to bring it?" The female staff member wrote something in the book and took out a POS machine-like thing: "It's okay. You can check it directly with your ID card now. Give me your ID card, handsome guy. You're in luck, the base's online query system has only been online for less than half a month -"

The female staff member paused, staring in surprise at the huge red warning cross on the LCD screen and the four characters "Insufficient Authority". She poked the male road guard next to her with her elbow. Before the male staff member could realize what was going on, the machine It has started beeping, and issued a cold electronic bass: "You have been classified, and you are limited to execute the '*#0001' command within 5 seconds, 5, 4, 3"

The female staff member pressed "*#0001" almost instinctively and mechanically, her eyes wandering back and forth between the machine and Li Cang.

"Ah you, ah ah, I remembered, you are that one."

"Sorry to cause you trouble, I am Li Cang."

"Lao Wang!!"

"?"

A car that stalled for one meter and stalled three times, carrying Qin Zhenzhen, who was also out of breath, drove out of the road card slowly and slowly, as if the frame was missing, and drove half a mile in first gear. Li Cang, who was about to crush the steering wheel, remembered that he should change gears and raised his hand. As a result, Qin Zhenzhen blinked and leaned sideways with both legs trying to lean towards the console.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh." Qin Zhenzhen blushed and said hard: "Life secretary, aren't I trying to do my duty to increase your sense of accomplishment? I think it says so in the jokes, what if you are young? If you drive a Mercedes-Benz, the co-pilot will... just..."

"R-Star products must be high-quality products, right?"

"hold head high!"

"At least I've never seen a co-pilot wearing training uniforms and equipment with a gun do this! Your pants are rougher than my hands!"

Qin Zhenzhen puffed up her cheeks and waved her fists indignantly: "What, what's wrong? Military training uniforms are not uniforms. You are making a big difference. You have double standards. This comrade's thinking is very... It’s dangerous, the organization is very disappointed in you!”

Li Cang raised his thumbs. She is indeed the girl who can teach Boss Bei how to use kaomoji and emoticons properly. This realization is extraordinary: "But I am suddenly a little curious about what strange things you usually watch."

Qin Zhenzhen deleted all browser records with three clicks: "Yes, I killed the person!"