The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

After being pushed down on the sofa by Jiaojiao and the others and drinking wine, Li Laixi, whose hair was covered with wine, was furious: "Li Cang, kill them for me!"

Li Cang spread his hands helplessly, indicating that he was helpless.

He can't drink, so only a fool is willing to take him to play.

Lao Wang: "Network administrator, no, manager, give us iced Coke. We need a big bucket! It's okay. Our flower grower has always treated everyone equally and justly, but there is no discrimination. Let's start with one glass of wine. You can exchange this cup for the next one." Coke is just so-so.”

Li Cang glanced at the guy's beer mug and said, "Do you want to know?"

"What about Sprite?"

"roll!"

In the end, unable to stand up to the booing of a group of people, Li Cang transformed into a righteous man who brought his own dry food and prepared to die with these losers with the determination to take a few injections of insulin at worst -

I don’t know if Yu Jin will refuse it, but I’m so happy that the toilet is designated.

Li Cang is not very good at playing with this thing. In this kind of environment and such a noisy atmosphere, it is very doubtful how much the will and reason can be discounted and how much can be retained, but it is not bad to ruin everyone's interest. Anyway, I'm too lazy to think, so I just keep yelling around without thinking.

Then he won a grand slam.

He didn't drink a glass, Lao Wang Jiaojiao drank 18 glasses, Song Qiang drank 16 glasses, Qin Zhenzhen asked Zhihui to drink 14 glasses, and Li Laixi was the worst, drinking 32 glasses in total.

Everyone in Li Laisi was drunk: "It's not Li Cang, you are poisonous, right? Why do you keep driving me?"

7 people and 42 dice. Those who still want to use their brains at this time are real warriors. Li Lei's luck may not be as good as Lao Wang's brain.

"Did I?"

"You have!"

It is Lao Wang who will lose every time he gambles. It is the truth that he will lose if he gambles for a long time.

Facts have proved that even the iron-clad kidneys can’t handle enough beer and Coca-Cola. The aunts who came and went to clean the bathroom began to recommend to Li Cang ancient traditional Chinese medicine prescriptions for protecting and nourishing the kidneys: “My child, you can’t go on like this, at such a young age. That’s it, I may not tell you what it will be in the future. Well, I’ll give you a recipe. It’s easy to find such and such medicinal materials at the base. You can boil it like this and drink like this for a while.”

After coming back, Li Cang's mind was full of timi like this and that, and then he ran away again and continued like this and that.

"Hey! That little girl! What about you!" The aunt in charge of bathroom hygiene took on the attitude of a warden: "You dare to break into this place! Even a dog can enter the men's bathroom in this place. Let alone a pretty girl like you with a big belly! Go ahead and watch your door over there!"

Suo Zhihui mumbled and moved to the side, summoned up the courage to turn around, and saw a base work score card with a face value of 500: "Auntie, the person in it is actually my boyfriend. He drank too much."

The aunt sighed: "You little girl, go ahead and call someone if you don't come out in ten minutes!"

After Suo Zhihui entered, the aunt took out a sign from her bag saying "Temporary maintenance, please go to the second floor" and hung it on the door of the men's room. She turned on the radio and put the earphones into her ears. She hummed Huangmei opera and looked at her from time to time. Glancing toward the corridor and the bathroom door.

Suo Zhihui pursed her lips and looked around carefully, feeling like she had entered a magical and unknown world: "Li Cang? Where are you? Are you okay?"

The sound of water trembled: "Huh? Damn it, why did you get in here?"

"Pfft!" Suo Zhihui couldn't help but laughed out loud: "Well, do I have to clean your shoes?"

"Are you crazy? Have you drunk too much?"

"Nothing."

"Come on, hurry up, get out quickly, someone will come in soon."

"I bribed the aunt at the door!"

Li Cang was helpless, but the Coke lasted a long time: "No, what are you doing?"

"Bar, bathroom, eh, aren't they exciting?"

"A murder in the bathroom, right? Just be a human being! Auntie just took some bribes, so she's not guilty of this!"

"Hey, I accompanied you to Tili, why didn't you come find me later?"

"Too familiar to start with?"

"Do you know that you are talking and peeing like this? It's just peeing. Why are you hiding in the cubicle!"

"I'm afraid of hurting other people's self-esteem. Hey, hey, why are you holding the door open? Don't. If we have something to say, it won't be easy to wash off if we pee all over you!"

"Eh? So you like this tune? It sounds good!"

Half an hour later.

Duan Li: "Auntie, the person inside is actually my boyfriend. He drank too much."

An hour later.

The woman with the highest score in a certain atmosphere group said: "Auntie, the person inside is actually my boyfriend. He drank too much."

One hour and fifteen minutes later.

A male customer said: "Auntie, my boyfriend and I actually had a fight. This is five hundred yuan. Please don't tell anyone about the beating I received."

An hour and a half later.

Li Cang: "Who is Li Laisi again? What the hell is wrong with you? You went wrong. Get out of here!"

Finally, the aunt who was full of money tried to make a big profit by bargain hunting: "My child, a good face may not be a good thing. This never lasted more than five minutes. Auntie, you really don't want to consider that medicine?"

Li Cang's mentality was obviously broken.

It was already after midnight when everyone came out of the bar. Lao Wang waved his hand and rejected the bar manager's luxury car to see off guests.

"We'll drive back ourselves."

The bar manager, who had been enjoying the whole night, looked at the car exhaust fumes in the distance. He thought to himself that he was indeed a track leader. The track was straight in his heart. You have more wine in your stomach than oil in the tank and you can still drive the car. It’s awesome to be so stable!

Da Leizi was still thinking about the daytime talk, and patted her beloved motorcycle: "Let's go, into the woods!"

"It's dawn!"

"Oh" the woman's originally drunken eyes seemed to sober up instantly: "No, I can't go home, spare Qifang she she she"

Qin Zhenzhen supported the staggering Duan Li with one hand: "Or let's go to Huihui's house, Yang Ma Suo and Uncle will go to work soon, and there will be no one at home."

"Let's go to Mingxi Town."

Qin Zhenzhen: "."

Is this disappointing little girl drunk or crazy? She took the initiative to expose her new safe house to her original wife before she even warmed up to it?

What's even more outrageous is that Li Cang actually answered: "Okay, when I came out, I saw that the environment was not bad, so I bought her a house. It's not fully furnished but it's habitable. It's nice to go there and have fun while drunk."

Li Leisi said indifferently: "That's great. As long as you don't go back to Rao Qifang, you can go anywhere. Get in the car!"

Qin Zhenzhen's mouth opened into an O shape, her scalp was numb, and she felt that she couldn't understand this world anymore.

Ah, this

Although

Forget it, I'll just carry Duan Li honestly. Hum, pear-shaped pear-shaped, what's good about pear-shaped, it's as heavy as a pig, it's so heavy that I can't think at all!