The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

A long time passed.

"Is there something missing?"

"Teacher Cang! Teacher Cang?"

"Asleep."

"Nonsense, everyone is snoring, don't you hear me?"

"Heh, useless little trash."

"Teacher Cang really drank a lot today, at least one and a half bottles!"

"Others drink liquor as beer and beer as water, but he drinks it better and drinks beer as alcohol."

"It's strange, Teacher Cang's strength has increased so fast, why can't he drink enough?"

"So, Li Cang's drinking capacity = Lao Wang's fatness!"

The three of them each dragged a wicker chair over and roasted marshmallows on the beach. While chatting, the topic came to the beating that Li Leisi had received. Qin Zhenzhen said: "Sister Leilei, if you say that, then that But you can’t say that. The instructor not only gave you such a good-looking child, but also brought you such a beautiful, beautiful, and beautiful child adopter. If I had such a biological mother, I would come here every day to wear a set of Manchu Qing Dynasty The ten tortures guarantee that I will leave with a smile!”

"It's my grandma's fault that I'm good-looking. It's because of the good genes of the Rao family, Rao Qifang and my dad, well, theirs is just an investment at most~" Li Laixi dismissed it: "I almost gave up on such a good talent. She has been raised and spoiled, but she still has the nerve to despise me, even though she has been beaten less by my grandma, she is not much uglier than my grandma, this is degradation! "

Qin Zhenzhen felt that her chest was so tight that she decided to change the topic: "Hey, sister Leilei, why on earth does the instructor like Mr. Cang so much?"

"At first, I thought he was pitiful. Rao Qifang is quite easy to sympathize with. Later, she probably felt that Li Cang was very good. Then came her metaphysical theories. She always felt guilty for not being able to teach Li Cang to practice kung fu." Li Lai Si lowered her voice: "Actually, it is said that Li Cang looks a lot like my dad."

"Clam?"

"I once heard Rao Qifang talking to Jin Yujing after he drank too much. He said that the appearance is only slightly similar, but the temperament is 98% the same. However, I basically have no impression of my father. If you don't look at the photos, There is only an outline in my mind, so I don’t think there is any resemblance. Hum, this bitch Li Cang just has a good face.”

"Three parts skin and seven parts bone. Occasionally, my tutor in college would say this. Teacher Cang is one of those people whose appearance makes you fall in love at first sight, but as long as you get along with him for a little longer, it is easy for people to ignore his appearance." Suo Zhihui Said: "My tutor is very good to me, likes me very much, and wants to bring me and her son together. Once I showed her a photo of me and Li Cang. She was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly she was very happy. She joked about the encounter she had when she was young. It may not be a bad thing to fall in love with someone who is too good. At least she no longer has to worry about being worn out by marriage and money before I achieve anything. After that, she never mentioned her son again. "

Qin Zhenzhen: "Yeah? Just based on a photo?"

"Well, my instructor is very accurate in judging people. To a certain extent, she and Instructor Rao should be considered the same type of people."

"Narrogating." Li Laixi had always looked down upon this kind of thing. She smeared roasted black marshmallows on Li Cang's face and drew a big fat pig with wings: "Ah~ I'm really a A true artist!”

"Sister Leilei, I have sufficient evidence to prove that you are destroying art. This is a crime!"

"Feel the same."

"Oh, two licking dogs!"

Qin Zhenzhen argued: "How can you say she is a dog licker? She should definitely be called a cat girl!"

"Times have changed. Sure enough, a mere high school diploma should not be underestimated. There are quite a lot of them."

Qin Zhenzhen cried out as if she was being pricked by a needle: "I scored over 500 points in the college entrance examination! Dear Mother Earth, if I don't blow up others, I will almost get serious——"

"Isn't it even over 600? It's a good thing it exploded. It's very pitiful to repeat the exam."

Qin Zhenzhen looked filled with grief and indignation, and thought to herself, Zhihui, a double-educated academic master like me, can't compare to you, a rich second generation who spends a lot of money to study?

As a result, Suo Zhihui looked at her sympathetically: "She entered Berkeley at the age of 15. When you took the college entrance examination, she went to Trinity for another year."

"You, you, you actually study music?"

Li Leisi patted the little comrade on the shoulder, waved her fist and laughed: "No, I practice martial arts!"

"Don't listen to her bragging. She didn't even know how much she donated to build the school!" Li Cang opened his eyes and took the roasted marshmallow stuck to his nose into his mouth: "Aren't you a martial arts practitioner? As soon as you get there, follow others. The students and professors got into a fight, and then they were involved in a lawsuit and ran away to cause trouble~"

"Teacher Cang, are you awake?" Qin Zhenzhen looked at Li Cang gratefully: "Teacher Cang, what's your score in the college entrance examination?"

"Hiccup~"

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha!"

Li Cang glared at this conscienceless little girl with bitterness and hatred: "Repay kindness with enmity, right? How about repaying kindness with enmity?"

Li Laixi had already burst out laughing: "This guy is a low-scoring kid through and through. The total number of classes in high school is less than half a semester of others, and his grades are better than Lao Wang. He squeezed out the local quota and got into the university. He took the exam I couldn’t even get a single multiple-choice question right in math, and my single-digit score became a legend in No. 1 Middle School. I’m known as the legendary senior whose brain is on his face!”

"Double digits! It's double digits!"

"Yanda University. Yan University." Qin Zhenzhen frowned and said, "Isn't that right? Yan University is also a 211-level university. How many points can you earn just by having a local quota?"

Li Laisi reminded her with a wink: "Ahem, I'm a student with a special talent, I'm a student with a special talent!"

"What the hell -" Qin Zhenzhen finally came to her senses, her eyes full of suffocation: "My dear mother, is this okay??"

"Why not? After all, he is an extremely talented person who got an offer from Xiehe University while still underage. In the words of the school committee member of Yan University and the second highest chair in Yanchuan, it is an honor for Yan University and Yan University Affiliated Hospital that he chose to stay in Yan Chuan. Oh, the Affiliated Hospital of Yanchuan University is the Second Hospital of Yanchuan.”

Qin Zhenzhen said sluggishly: "I've learned a lot."

The absurdity of this world has obviously exceeded the cognitive scope of young comrades, causing a huge psychological impact.

Suo Zhihui pursed her lips: "Also, the vice-principal of our No. 1 Middle School was ill once. It seemed to be a very complicated operation. He couldn't leave in Yanchuan, so he asked many people to fly to Xiehe. The other party said that it was just a minor surgery and the conditions at Yanchuan Second Hospital allowed them to do it safely. As a result, Li Cang made a call and they got off the plane at Yanchuan Airport that night. "

"Why?"

Li Laixi made Mr. Lu Xun smoke: "I think it's probably the same as the general public going to the zoo to watch."

Li Cang: "."

Thank you. I have begun to miss the days before today. The three monks had no water to eat. Putting eggs and chickens in one basket, it turned out that the chickens would fly and the eggs would fly.

Li Cang pinched the center of his brows in distress, his hands were sticky and black. He staggered to the edge of the small lake and took a photo of the water. He suddenly discovered that a big fat pig with wings fluttering was painted on his face: " Damn you!"

Li Laixi laughed wildly and stood there waiting for Li Cang to pounce on her. She even winked at her and said, "Chase me. If you catch me, I will allow you to sit in four rows!"

Qin Zhenzhen's face turned red and she backed away: "I'm not ready yet. I'm right. I'll send a message to Sister Da Lizi. The pears are already ripe and the hazelnuts are still astringent. They don't taste good."

Then he found that the three people were looking at him with a particularly strange look.

"you."

Is this girl the only one who takes the co-author seriously?

"It can be seen that the minors protection law is a good thing. She actually believes in things that even dogs don't believe." Li Cang washed his face with the lake water: "You take them two to rest. I will sober up and talk to the little coin boy." Have a date."

"They are already adults!"

"Virtue~"

Li Lest's seductive and narrow eyes stared at Li Cang for a long time, then she left with Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen with a smile.

Diaojiaolou.

Suo Mingyuan was lying on the bed, leaning against the wall, looking at Yang Yinan who was spinning around next to him with dull eyes and a look of neurasthenia: "My wife, you have been spinning for more than an hour, aren't you dizzy? You dragged me into the house so early and refused to go to bed. If you are really worried, just go downstairs and take a look!"

"What do you know!" Yang Yinan suddenly stopped: "Shh!"

"What happened again?"

"Shh!"

Yang Yinan quietly opened the door a crack, and when she saw Suo Zhihui walking in "safe and sound", she finally breathed a sigh of relief: "That kid Li Cang knows what he wants!"

Lao Suo grinned: "Shit, we're still here. It depends on what he dares to do. No matter how bastard he is, he can't do it in front of the little girl's parents. Ahem. This is the most basic respect. How come you say it?" You look like a good person. What's wrong with you? You look so ugly?"

Yang Yinan's face was not only ugly, it was clearly darkened.

After all, the scene where Li Laisi rushed in from behind, picked up the two little white rabbits with a malicious smile, and then slammed the door shut was too difficult to explain in words. Yang Yinan, who had eaten and seen it before, could easily have some unreasonable associations. ——Really, she had only seen that kind of smile on the face of a bad boy who wanted to cheat!

Thinking of this, Yang Yinan pinched her eyebrows with a headache and felt confused.

To a certain extent, the part that worried her the most seemed to be able to put her heart back in her stomach, but from another angle, it seemed that something inexplicable but more worthy of worry appeared and got involved.

this.

What the hell is this!

Yang Yinan, who had been awake all night and had her ears pricked up all night, finally fell asleep for a while at five o'clock in the morning. She felt like she was woken up by someone as soon as she closed her eyes. When she opened the door, Lao Wang's voice outside suddenly became clear.

"Damn it, weren't you drunk yesterday? Didn't you forget to trick me?"

"Then tell me, what did I do to you?"

"Aren't you the one who made the loser come over and splash paint in the middle of the night?"

"The one I let go is the bastard waiting at the exit of the one-way jump point to steal my relic."

After holding it in for a long time, Lao Wang finally gave up arguing with this wilted thing and winked: "Hey, what can I say? You just bought a nest here, and the people over there put all the bracelets on you. I don’t believe that this was agreed upon with Dalei! From what I know about my daughter-in-law, she doesn’t look like a kind-hearted person~”

"Yeah, yeah, we've agreed to give you a little mother. Remember to change your mind when she comes out, and you'll get a red envelope."

"Okay, I dare to ask you and my little mother when will you give me a younger brother? You see, it's not easy for me to be hungry and full these years. My little mother wants to have a good time with my younger brother. Wouldn't it be rude for her to refuse?"

"Morning~" Li Laisi yawned and rolled Lao Wang and the sofa out of the window with a smooth kick: "Did you stay up all night again?"

"Um."

"You don't look very pretty, buddy. Are you thinking about your little lover or that little cat?"

"This sentence punctuation is very problematic. I suggest you retake math." Li Cang took a sip from the teacup, his eyes looking eagerly towards the kitchen: "The young lady is not here, and I haven't eaten well these days."

"You are really good at pretending to be serious and playing dumb~" Li Leisi straddled Li Cang's legs with her long legs, pouted and pressed against his neck, "But considering this face, it's quite attractive. Hey, sister, this suspender is lace, where are you looking, am I completely unattractive to you?"

Li Cang straightened his back: "Hehe, you just want to touch my body when you see me, and you have nothing else to say to me?"

Li Leisi was stunned by this punch that permeated traditional virtues, and she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and she cursed: "Your mother is stupid! You abandoned your old love when you have a new love, right? You've even learned to be sarcastic to me. If I'd known, I wouldn't have married you to a dog!"

"Your teeth are so good? That's a pity. I picked up a very beautiful dog before. It was a real monkey with a strong waist, but it died a little early."

"Li Cang, if you have the guts, just say it again."

The tone was neither sad nor happy, and the eyes were carefree. Dogs would retreat if they saw it, but Li Cang didn't. Instead, he said, "Good teeth and neat teeth are a good thing. If you don't believe me, ask the little comrade Zhenzhen over there. This tiger tooth is creepy at first glance and can eat people."

Qin Zhenzhen, who was brushing her teeth, spurted out a mouthful of foam: "Ah?"

Li Leisi was trembling all over, and the expression on her face couldn't hold it anymore. She squinted her eyes and snorted: "Are you a veterinarian? You can check teeth. You are so disgusted. Have you ever cheated?"

" Saying this is like crossing a river and destroying a bridge. You, a spendthrift woman, took 3 billion in interest the day before yesterday. You, a little money-grubber, didn't dare to challenge me. "

"Oh, you look thin when you are dressed and have flesh when you are undressed, but you are actually a silver-plated gun head. So, I will get you some more nutrient solution tonight."

Li Cang reached out and grabbed a pineapple from the small table: "You are so old at such a young age, and you are so addicted. Eat a pineapple first to relieve your heat."

"It's a deal. I will eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner today!" Li Lace gave her a seductive look and rolled her eyes: "Wait, that's not right. Aren't you still looking for ways to dislike me?"

"Okay, increase the sweetness. I have been using my brain too much these days and need to replenish sugar."

"Okay, hold it up, okay You, mua, uncle, you take a rest, I'm going to brush my teeth~"

At this time, Lao Wang came back from outside, patting the dirt off his body: "Teacher Cang, you really need to take care of this bitch. This kick almost broke my erector spinae. I was counting on this thing to cooperate with two colorful big kidneys to play a rally. It was ruined in her hands for no reason. How can she and my little lady still be friends? It will affect our relationship!"

Li Cang wiped the saliva on his face, made a gesture arranged by Uncle Benshan, and muttered: "Here~"

Seeing Lao Wang flying backwards with a piercing sound at a speed more exaggerated than that of Li Leisi's electric cannon, Li Cang nodded with satisfaction, reached out to touch the horn comb on the table, and combed Lilith's hair into a waterfall of rainbows after she sat down again with a smile.