The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The thousand-layer routine of the bridesmaids group also gave the young men with little talent and little knowledge a new experience. I wonder if they will ever learn to torment others like this in the future. Li Cang, who finally breathed a sigh of relief, simply found a chair in a quiet corner. I sat down and tried to pretend that others didn't exist while also making them pretend that I didn't exist. It was a show of self-deception.

"Are you tired? I know you old men won't be able to eat breakfast~" Dalei Zi handed over half of a roast goose that had been chewed at least three times, and raised his eyebrows very proudly: "This is specially reserved for you! From now on! It’s hard for those tigresses to grab food from their mouths!”

Li Cang took advantage of her smile to mark the teeth mark on the roasted goose near her mouth. It was a perfect fit, so he started to eat it with confidence: "What other tricks have you prepared to torment people?"

"It's gone! The rest is none of your business. You have to give the groom a chance to show off, right?" Li Laisi said with her fingers: "Change your words, serve tea, find shoes, wear flowers, blah blah, I heard you Did you just run away from drinking yesterday? "

"I went to the Fusheng Island Chain, and there was a little surprise from XCMG."

"As expected of a psychology major, there are many tricks. Tell me, how did she trick you into boarding the pirate ship?"

"What man can escape the law of adopted father?"

"What do you mean, she also asked you to bring food to the dormitory?"

"I picked up some skewers." Li Cang suddenly paused, waved to Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, and pointed at them, "Well, well, well!"

Qin Zhenzhen in the crowd looked cute, and Suo Zhihui walked over with a smile and handed the water bottle in her hand to Li Cang.

"Thank you." Li Cang took a sip, "I thought I heard the clatter of a wonton cart outside. Don't tell me you all have breakfast!"

Suo Zhihui said: "Of course there is. Jiaojiao called a team of chefs to come over. Didn't you guys?"

Li Cang's face turned dark: "I was self-reliant the whole time. I ate takeout and barbecue for several consecutive meals. You think no one will notice if I go out to eat some wontons and come back, right?"

"Tell grandma to charter a car today?"

Li Cang gave up in despair. Sure enough, the base was still waiting to be discovered in the area of ​​Guansong's exotic animal meat wontons: "Where's the roast goose? It's not delicious, and it smells like a refrigerator!"

"It's good to eat some! You're picky!" Li Laixi rolled her eyes, "Look, kneel down, kneel down, hey, Li Cang, when will you do this to me?" Son?"

"Good guy, if you want to fall in love, I have to give you a thumbs up. You are so senior!"

"I said to propose marriage!"

"Oh, I didn't know I thought I was asking for rain!"

"Little red guy!" Comrade Dalei Zi asked casually because he was emotionally occupied by the situation. He didn't expect such an answer. He and the guy immediately looked at each other in disgust: "You are such a beast. You only think about pressing me down all day long. It’s so troublesome in bed, but you don’t even think about the emotional cost?”

"What kind of nonsense are our deep and profound revolutionary friendships talking about? Oh, Old Wu, who looks so honest and humble, has such a bright mind." Li Cang imitated Wu Yisong's affectionate look and tone: "Towards happiness What kind of door is it? It’s us~!”

"Good guy, you are worthy of marrying two people at once. How did he keep his face straight and his heart not beat? All this morning's sins were in vain. Timi should let this guy be self-sufficient!"

"By the way, where did you leave your shoes?"

"Heh~"*3

Qin Zhenzhen said disdainfully: "Teacher Cang, your deception is too low-level and perfunctory. If you want to bribe us, you must at least show some sincerity, right?"

"Emmm, if I treat you to some wontons later, doesn't that count as sincerity?"

"Ha, don't count on Hui Hui and the little lady. In order to prevent the two of them from being unsteady and secretly reporting the news, they were not present at all when the shoes were hidden." Li Laisi said with a look on her face: "I have predicted your prediction." "Is there anything else you want to say?"

"Isn't this for everyone's consideration? I'm going to finish the dinner early and I'm starving to death. Why don't you just let me knock on it!"

Li Laisi pushed Suo Zhihui forward: "Here!"

Li Cang: "."

This guy is really brave. I can kill this fake cat without using a big wand. Do you believe it or not?

It's just half a roast goose, and thirty more Li Cangdu can't eat enough.

So he took the time to go to the bathroom, and after two muffled bangs, he walked out with a satisfied look on his face. The bridesmaid who saw this scene even looked at the bathroom door behind him expectantly, trying to use the will of all living beings to get out of the bathroom again. Pull out a disheveled little bridesmaid or something.

Li Cang rubbed his belly: "This stuff can only last a while. I really hope to see the meat of exotic animals on the table today."

"Stop complaining, don't worry, Chef Aunt Kong, Jiaojiao felt distressed all night last night." Li Leisi said: "If you don't, I'm very curious, what have you helped in the past two days, how come you can't even attend the wedding?" Don’t you know the basic process?”

"Blow up the balloon."

"What?"

Li Cang shrugged and said, "I asked the losers to blow up hundreds of thousands of balloons. After they decorated the wedding room and the island, they have been drinking heavily."

"Huh, there's no one reliable."

"No one is reliable! I'm as tired as a dog after working hard there, and you're just flirting here?" Lao Wang looked at the roasted goose bones on the plate that the dogs shook their heads at, and his eyes were blue with anger. "Eating roast goose so early in the morning? Your sins are too numerous to mention! What about that? Do you have any more? Give me one too!"

"Li Cang finished the last half."

"Mobile" Lao Wang poured himself a glass of water: "More than half of the people at the scene have arrived, and tea has just been served here. I say, you are too tossing!"

"That means you're early. The time has been calculated. Let them wait." Li Leisi didn't care, "Is the open-top train fun? Jiaojiao placed the order long in advance. When she was drinking last night, she said that she used to There is a railway in front of the house, and the train will come here at 6:30 every day. At that time, she probably read too many fairy tales, and all day long she thought about a prince charming driving a train to marry her."

"Is he worthy of Prince Charming?" Lao Wang glanced at Wu Yisong's black skin and bared his teeth in disgust, "Hey, this guy's face is not even whiter than that of me! But Teacher Cang is okay, at least he's fair enough. , I can barely catch up to one-tenth of my beauty in beauty. No more. Any more would be disrespectful to the audience."

"I believe the audience is not worthy of such a high level of aesthetics," Qin Zhenzhen muttered, "Why don't you go help? People over there are already looking for shoes!"

After the bride puts on her wedding shoes, her feet will naturally not touch the ground according to Yanchuan rules. Then her close relatives will cover their heads, and the bride and groom will wear boutonnieres for each other.

Pei Qian said with a smile: "The bride is getting ready to get out of bed. Groomsmen, there is one last task for you to complete. Put on the corsages for the bridesmaids and bring up the flowers."

Lao Wang sighed: "If you hold a pin as big as straw, if your hand shakes and the air leaks, what should you do?"

There are many bridesmaids.

Under the lock of eight cameras at the front and back and the attention of older people, looking at the 6 smiling people lining up in front of him, Li Cang's hand that was not shaking even when holding the scalpel was now shaking like Timi Parkinson, but this cannot be entirely blamed on Li Cangshe I'm afraid, considering what I have to do, at least half of the groomsmen are shaking in sync with Li Cang.

If someone gets pricked and bleeds, why don't they just be buried here?

Although the best man who was eliminated in the game had no role, it was still a wonderful sight to have 16 bridesmaids queuing up in front of Lao Wang. Who would have thought that this guy would be more popular than Li Cang?

Lao Wang smiled maliciously: "The bridesmaid is really not allowed to do anything."

The bridesmaid in front of her held her head high and held her chest high: "Miss, stand at the back. If you have the ability, you can use all your strength. Come on, come on. Say hello to me. Don't pity me!"

Lao Wang: _(`‖∠)_

Mmp, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. This sister Timi is a pervert with no inhibitions!

The whole room looked at the dumbfounded Lao Wang and burst out laughing. They were all booing and whistling.

Under the gaze of everyone, Master Wang's carrot-thick fingers did not tremble, but the muscles at the corners of his mouth trembled.

"Dirty dirty~"

Comrade Lao Wu's love train sang loudly, and Kuci Kuci drove out of the courtyard amidst the sound of fireworks and salutes.

The small train with lanterns, colorful flags and banners was particularly lively. A pair of groomsmen and bridesmaids each held a red hand-knitted flower basket, but the contents were not real flowers, but colorful wedding candies and red base work score cards.

"Jiaojiao is quite thoughtful. The little train looks good." Lao Wang casually sprinkled a handful of wedding candies to a crowded place outside, and looked at Tai Xiaoyi next to him, "Little miss, weren't you all right? Have you been kicked out? How do you know where Xi Shoes is hidden?"

Tai Xiaoyi pointed out: "It should be regarded as a side effect of using too much True Sight. I can tell at a glance whether I have been touched or different from before. All kinds of subtle traces cannot be hidden from my eyes. "

The corner of Lao Wang's mouth twitched: "Ahem, the little lady really has piercing eyes!"

Damn it, no wonder every time the dog goes to wash its feet, no matter how clean the traces are, it will be discovered. It turns out that it should be here.

certainly.

One foot-washing is not another. Lao Wang is a person with professional ethics. The service industry and his basic environmental protection concepts are usually in conflict.

In a word, no matter what you say, I am right.

Two baskets of wedding candies were handed out, and the little train finally overcame "all kinds of difficulties" to get to the ferry island and arrive at the scene. After being delivered to the wedding room, it was the business of the relatives of both parties, and the ceremony was held at the auspicious time.

As soon as Li Cang and his gang got off the train, they were blocked by Zhao Yang, the staff officer of Boss Wu Nansen, and other people who were talking to Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing, and couldn't get in. They were not in the wedding room anyway. There are fewer people than outside, so when you come, take care of yourself.

Boss Bei rolled a cigarette with a smile: "Infrequent visitors, good boy, it is really rare for you to show up. No outsiders have seen you in this home of the base. I can only look for news about you on the forum." Here.”

"Been through a storm zone and just got back on track."

"Old man, believe me, no one wants to see Teacher Cang often, probably not even a second time." Lao Wang casually added, "Isn't the base developing very well? This population is rushing to leave with 40 to 50 million people. Well, we didn’t have so many empty islands last time we came back!”

"They are all people from outside. There is nothing to brag about. They have a lot of headaches, but it is still a good thing. Time flies. I still remember that on the first anniversary, there were still people in the base who could not afford to eat. Meat people.”

To be honest, this is already a good start for a low-level business exchange. According to Boss Bei’s social skills, it’s time to exchange cups and say hello, me, hello, everyone. However, Lao Wang’s casual remarks are really just casual. , he was not prepared to continue this topic at all.

Looking at Li Cang again, he had already begun to play with the dog as if no one else was around.

Rao Qifang smiled kindly: "You are the only one who wants to escape them. Strange, Ah Fei doesn't seem to be afraid of you?"

"Maybe you have the confidence?" Li Cang looked at Ah Fei, the big orange boy who had eaten and slept for more than 20 kilograms, "Why didn't I see Aunt Jin?"

"Admiring your collection in front!"

In addition to flowers and grass, the wedding scene was casually decorated with the jewelry exhibition stand that was agreed upon at the beginning. On-site auction was impossible, but the recent floating population of tens of millions at the base obviously gave the aboriginals the confidence to buy in bulk. The digestion capacity of the people is limited, so they have to "cheapen" the new guys outside.

Li Cang didn't care.

The news is outdated. There are only tens of millions of people. He now has a group of treasures that the local rich people in the Mirage District have spent hundreds of years to squeeze and plunder. The base can't roll them up at all. The finished gemstones and antique artworks in tons can smash the entire industry into a cabbage field.

Besides, the demand for this thing itself is not as positive and real as that of alienated products.

At this time, Bei Zhikang and others who were left aside laughed heartily.

I can't remember how long it has been since I last experienced such a scene. It would seem a bit Stockholm and masochistic to talk about it, but this is the classless and equal dialogue scene they really need. Living in a superior position for a long time will easily make people listen to one side and then be satisfied and lost in the status quo. This group of tyrants who come and go on vacation can make the base recognize themselves and this cruel doomsday era very well.

Especially Bei Zhikang.

The old guy can keenly perceive the meaning of the eyes of Li Cang and others looking at the base, just like a warlord looking at a chaebol. For example, imagine how the two princesses of the Southern and Northern Dynasties would look at each other when they met?

Boss Bei was successfully amused by his own imagination.

My family members, who would believe me if I told them this? I have led soldiers all my life and fought countless beautiful battles, but now people treat me as a nouveau riche. If the timing was not right, Boss Bei really wanted to give that little girl Qin Zhenzhen a whole set of emoticons and complain about his current inner monologue at the same time.