The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

It is not a good habit to eat after practicing, but Rao Qifang firmly believes that if she fills her stomach and then beats Da Leizi, she will lose a precious sense of satisfaction and happiness.

"I agree!" Da Leizi mourned, "Hurry up and send Rao Qifang back to the disaster base. If she continues like this, I will not live for more than three days!"

Li Cang thought: "I am not familiar with the primitive tribe on Black Uncle Island. Otherwise, I will take over Martinis's tribe?"

He was still thinking about his promise to Rao Qifang to go hunting on Black Uncle Island to experience the primitive tribal customs. In the matter of licking our mother from multiple angles, Li Cang's memory finally no longer has selectivity, and his revolutionary will is as firm and unshakable as Comrade Qin Zhenzhen.

"Why go through so much trouble? It's just shooting. We can just have fun~" Rao Qifang put down his bowl and started to pick up the gun. Halfway through, his tone suddenly mixed with a bit of worry, "Son, there are so many old people. If we can't finish shooting, won't it be a waste?"

"As feed." Lao Wang added: "The alienated silver ants, bee colonies, fish ponds, lackeys, and the large animals all over the world in the beehive need food. Usually, we do this when any group reproduces beyond the limit. Don't worry, don't worry about your big son~"

Rao Qifang glanced at Lao Wang indifferently. Master Wang suddenly felt that he might have been silenced several times. He coughed and shouted at his lackeys to carry more gun boxes and ammunition.

"Do you want to play real-life CS? How about it?" Li Leisi took out an original antique Maxim from the last century from the box, and gestured: "There are guns, people, prey, and venues, all ready! Isn't it worth our hard-earned vacation to play a real-life version?"

The girls in the accompanying group stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Are you sure you want to play real-life CS with us with this thing? If you want to kill someone, just tell me directly, why make it so complicated?

Their prayer ability may not necessarily be weak, but after all, not everyone can block bullets with their bodies, and not everyone will not leave scars after being injured. Don't you see that scar physiques have to be treated at the little coin bastard for an extra fee?

Rao Qifang's eyes have lit up. She has never touched a gun, but that's because she is not satisfied with the power of guns and believes in her fists more, not because she is not interested.

"Mom, do you want to play?"

"Forget it, forget it, it's too dangerous. If you miss, many places are not easy to treat."

For example, the brain, the neck, the lungs, and the heart.

Old Wang immediately followed up: "It's simple. I'll change the bulletproof patch to show color and smoke when it hits. Teacher Cang, can you distribute your armor to everyone?"

"Why don't you use a paintball gun?"

"Can a paintball gun be used for hunting? Obviously not, so let's use real bullets, solid!"

Li Cang speechlessly called a group of three dogs over and asked them to take off their molten armor and distribute it to everyone present. Each type of blood second son and destiny servant has its own ready-made molten armor. The three dogs have the most anthropomorphic body shape, and they are female-oriented images. The armor is also particularly thin and beautiful, so it is just right to use them.

Unfortunately, the skill effect of [Conductor's Sign]'s resistance to hot weapons is only effective for Li Cang and his rebellious sons and second sons, and cannot be transferred to other recognized friendly units. Even Old Wang Li Lace and the young lady cannot enjoy the blessing of the conductor's sign, otherwise everyone's safety may be more guaranteed.

Speaking of playing games, Comrade Da Leizi is a professional.

"Let's formulate the rules of the game. How about the point system? A head counts for 3 points, an ordinary beast counts for 1 point, and a strange beast? There are strange beasts, too. If you can't use physical strength and skills beyond the limits of ordinary humans, can a strange beast count for 5 points?"

"Well, 5-man team or 10-man team, group wipeout counts as elimination, and the highest score counts as the winner. The time will be determined later."

"What else?"

Someone blinked and reminded: "Prizes, prizes~"

"Oh, right." Li Lace bitterly After thinking for a long time, she was annoyed, "Do you want the bonus or the jewelry?"

"Ahem, Sister Leilei, we are not materialistic people. How about a kiss from Teacher Cang?"

"Sister, are you dreaming?"

"Oh my, I'm so excited"

However, how could they really understand Da Leizi? They only heard this tough woman who only had victory in her eyes said nonchalantly: "Tsk, if you can beat me, I'll let him sleep with you tonight!"

Li Cang: "?"

Everyone: "?"

Is there such a good thing?

If you can play with Teacher Cang with your eyes, I believe that Teacher Cang has been eaten up by now!

"Hey, sisters, don't be fooled by this black-bellied woman!" Lao Wang said disdainfully: "Teacher Cang just had a good sleep a few days ago, and he probably won't sleep this month!"

The accompanying group is not easy to mess with-

"Only sleep? No sleep? There is such a good thing?"

"Really a strong body"

"Sisters, we made a lot of money!"

"Oh no, my saliva is flowing down"

In the end, after the prize was implemented as a self-selected honeycomb basement, there was no ripple. Once you have seen the sea, you will never be impressed~

"Draw lots!"

"Haha, I am in the same group with Master Wang, it's worth it!"

"Strange, why are there 7 people in our group?"

"As expected of mother and son, they are actually drawn together. Master Wang, you didn't help Teacher Cang cheat, did you?"

"Bullshit, if I cheated, why didn't I replace all my group with young women?"

"Because those who can come here are all perfect."

"Right, let's go, let's go to the field battle!"

"Am I too strong or is this car too strong?"

The women's army is extremely powerful when they gather together, and even Lao Wang, who is not very professional, feels a little overwhelmed.

The lottery process was extremely chaotic. There were five-person teams, seven-person teams, and ten-person teams. However, in the words of Da Leizi, this is called random matching. Luck is also a kind of strength. Some teammates are not as good as pigs and dogs, and some teammates are big and fast. Few people are not necessarily a bad thing, and many people are not necessarily a good thing.

Rao Qifang drew Li Cang, and the mother and daughter were in a group with the little dogs Qin Zhenzhen and Duan Li, and the last person she drew was Li Qingyi.

Rao Qifang twisted her fingers, and her expression seemed a little strange.

Li Qingyi was trembling with fear. After all, she and Yu Miao came here with the help of Zhao Li, and her unreliable father left a very deep and unforgettable gift for the mother and son in front of them.

"Come here," Rao Qifang waved, "The little girl looks much more pleasing now, with some opinions of her own, and learn less from your father."

After washing away the well-protected savagery on her body, Li Qingyi's face is still very likable, not to mention that she is the standard face of the Li family, and Rao Qifang doesn't dislike her in fact.

Li Qingyi was pardoned, and timidly forced a smile: "Okay, okay cousin."

Li Cang: "?"

Old Wang: "!"

Li Lace: "???"

Only the honest man Kong Jingqiao and Chef Kong were still correcting suspiciously: "But it should be cousin, right?"

Rao Qifang smacked her lips: "Distant relatives, there are many people with the same surname in the two villages, and there is some intermarriage. So it is indeed cousin, right? Smash the goose, goose, goose. Don't be stunned, call me aunt!"

Looking at Li Qingyi's childish eyes, there was another excited look

Li Cang's face turned black!