The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

He didn't know whether he was deceived or was heartbroken. In short, Lao Wang found that the way Li Cang looked at him gradually turned into an indescribable feeling of despair.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: It is very easy for simple creatures like men to make friends. Let alone making friends, it is not difficult to recognize a father. Bringing a meal, a cigarette and a lighter is enough to make them willing to be their adopted fathers. We Big Lao Wang and Teacher Cang have a sustainable life-long friendship. As soon as Timi sticks out his buttocks, he can visually detect how warm the other person's rectum is. Based on Lao Wang's understanding of Li Cang, this is not possible without absolutely legitimate reasons. Guys usually don't behave in public in a manner that is outrageous and unseemly.

In a word -

Ha~

Don't care!

Lao Wang even enjoys the feeling of being cut into pieces by thousands of eyes. I like the way you can't stand me but can't kill me. This is simply a way to experience [Drag Knife·Painful Peeling] over and over again. As for the youth mini version, he doesn't care whether he will be super promoted later for legitimate reasons. The main theme is a person who is drunk today and worried tomorrow!

Li Laixi revealed the truth that will definitely happen in the future in one sentence, but the ambiguity between the words is particularly full: "Li Cang hasn't treated you like a big beast for half a month, right? Are you itchy again?! "

Before anyone could react, the expression on Lao Wang's face ranged from shy to coy to lively: "Although I look rough and bold on the outside, I'm actually very delicate and passive on the inside. Cang and I The relationship between teachers, how can I put it? It belongs to mutual communication~"

There are not many people in the world who are so excited that they would rather take it upon themselves to get involved.

Our Master Wang should be considered the best among them.

Li Leisi was dumbfounded and repeatedly considered the length of her vocabulary, but in the end it could not match the depth of being alone. She could injure the enemy eight hundred and lose ten thousand to herself, but she still wanted to green you up. This kind of person would ask you if you are afraid?

Under the disgusting and subtle gazes of a group of people, especially Rao Qifang, Lao Wang not only did not feel ashamed, but his face glowed red and he even looked particularly rampant.

It can be seen that the thickness of Master Wang's face is really a mystery.

But Li Cang has no intention of making jokes with this guy now. In the time it took him to talk, forty more injected flying zombies were digested and self-digested in various unbelievable postures. The array listed by Fei Zheng is much sparser visible to the naked eye.

Li Laixi muttered: "This posture doesn't seem quite right."

The little lady's face was full of worry: "It's too fast! It's too much! Oh, Teacher Cang's luck is really...emmmm"

It’s hard to describe in one word.

According to their many years of participation experience, the result of this kind of random selection and natural selection in a relative sense is naturally that the sooner it comes out, the better. The sooner an embryo that meets Li Cang's standards appears, the earlier he can put the embryo's Evolutionary branches serve as initial templates for all other individuals to reduce unnecessary loss of raw materials.

To put it less optimistically, the materials they have obtained recently are almost all special products that cannot be copied or replenished. At least the possibility of replenishing them again in a short period of time is infinitely close to zero, and the benefits are maximum under limited conditions. Transformation itself is not an easy task, not to mention that it is also related to Li Cang's unsatisfactory luck.

The air was filled with the strange and suspicious smell of melted flesh and blood. Even the SAN inventory leader like Lao Wang Li Lei, who was accustomed to big scenes, was a little unbearable, let alone the pampered greenhouse flowers from the base. Knowing that the convenience picture just now was fresh, many people stepped directly onto Li Cangkong Island. Within minutes, they were rationally buying the bottom under the influence of Li Cangkong Island's bizarre and absurd scenery, intoxicating gloomy music and strange smells. Several girls almost At the same time, they fell face down to the ground. If it weren't for Rao Qifang, Li Laisi's quick eyesight and quick hands, they would have either drowned in their own vomit, or they would have been sent away directly by the gaping abyss of saliva on the ground.

"Well, this smell isn't damn toxic, right?" Lao Wang sniffed and showed a real expression, "Teacher Cang is the one who has to deal with mental pollution. Come on, some three-legged dogs, and send people away. Go out and give me some hot ginseng soup or something, and Hanako, you can draw a little cartoon or something, so as not to leave any more psychological shadow on others!"

As a result, Bai Huazi stuttered and said: "Painting, painting can't be done. The ability to paint needs to resonate with emotions. I, I, I, now."

I felt pity for her little face, which was so pale and frightened all day long.

Aunts like Jin Yujing and Kong Jingqiao were already so distressed that they began to cry out like their darlings. They wished they could hold the poor little girl in their arms and comfort her, but in the end, they only saw a certain big girl who felt like the door to a new world had opened. The animal's eyes were bright and he couldn't wait to shout: "Oh? So you can draw the bone girl I showed you that day? I must be able to draw it now! Sure enough, where the soil and water support a person! Wow, I'm so awesome. You’re a genius, who the hell could have thought that Teacher Cang’s Feng Shui treasure land could be used in this way?”

Bai Huazi: "."

She doesn't like Bone Girl, she likes Yama Ai.

"Bone Girl? You don't even let go of this kind of ancient drama? You have a wide range of business!" Li Cang thought hard to reconstruct his memory, but because he had never seen it, he knew very little about it. "The scarecrow in my impression seems to be Is he a single dog?"

Old Wang's eyes were full of disdain: "You know hammer, you can't judge a person by appearance~"

"Be careful!"

"Ah~"

The body of a flying zombie suddenly expanded hundreds of times, but the huge wings did not expand with it. Instead, they were gradually absorbed by the body. The naked eye could see that under the skin that was expanded to almost translucent, there were feathers of strange colors surging like waves in the dirty body fluids. The feathers that seemed soft but were actually extremely sharp were like tentacles that were randomly glued together. They suddenly tore through a skin blockade and shot out. The speed was so fast that one could even vaguely see the traces of air waves.

Li Cang instinctively reached out to grab it, but the experienced Li Leisi had already slipped away when she saw that the situation was not good. Teacher Cang, who only caught a wisp of wind, twitched his fingers awkwardly twice, and the glow of the same source channel bloomed at his fingertips. A four-dog wielding a huge blade frantically stepped out of it, without even looking at the situation in front of him, and headbutted it directly on the top of the feather tentacle--

Boom~

Wet feather clumps flew everywhere, and the blue-green blood of the dog leg splashed everywhere. The small injury of losing half of his head could not affect the action logic of the four-dog at all, although this thing itself has no logic.

In short, the scene of a dog directly smashing the first feather tentacle and flying directly into the body of the mutated flying zombie, slashing and eating with a knife can be said to be very logical.

After the body fluids and tentacles of the feathered flying zombie came into contact with Si Gouzi, Si Gouzi began to smoke, and his skin melted into a dark green sticky liquid like wax. It is worth mentioning that Si Gouzi's physique is really strong and can really withstand all-round three-dimensional torture. It carries the properties of abnormality, alienation, distortion, canceration, etc., which give it enough abnormal resistance to almost any form of pollution, so that this fatal assimilation that can make any alienated blood creature die in the chaos and collapse of blood has basically not made any effective progress on it. It even looks like Si Gouzi is using the properties of the body to pollute a chaotic thing in the process of blood evolution.

There is no doubt that Si Gouzi is flawed. Whether it is the huge defects in spirit, body or blood, they are the kind of ugly scars that can never be covered up. In theory, anything that is slightly similar to the special effects of Li Lace's ferocious dragon suit, Yamei's bloodline cracking and corruption curse effect, can directly detonate this time bomb, but Si Gouzi's actual performance is completely the opposite.

The unlimited evolutionary process under the intervention and locking of the little coin is a severe toxin to any alienated blood creature. This evolution means infinite possibilities and infinite branches. Any contact may disrupt any unstable blood. In human terms, it is not surprising that the big corpse brother bathed in this pool of mud, but it is quite magical that the four dogs died on the spot without even a glance.

Such an explosive scene made even Li Cang frown and secretly complain: "Is it really a genius? Instability itself is a kind of stability?"

Li Cang simply waited and watched, and did not stop the abnormal and unstable factors of the four dogs and the flying zombie evolution from talking about the pros and cons of each other. What if, right, it might give us some stupid surprises.

In three minutes, there were only 17 flying zombie evolutions left.

Three of them were motionless, as if Brother Li Cang and Miss Qiu had transfused fake blood into them. Ten of them had completely lost their shape as flying zombies, and their state seemed to be quite similar to Miss Qiu's nest sac when it was freshly baked.

"Too slow" Li Cang felt his liver trembling. If he continued to toss like this, he estimated that there would be no samples to inherit the evolutionary branch after the attributes came out. His fingers unconsciously fiddled with the halo of the Chuanwen Soul Bracelet, "Depending on you, give me some hints"

You should know that the Chuanwen Soul Bracelet really made a great contribution last time, so Li Cang was not desperate.

"Add more!"

"Brother Corpse, go and give Goudan some blood!"

"Old Wang, lend me another half pound of your pink-haired rat!"

"Come here, my little bone sister, I think this thing is meant for you!"

Master Wang: "."

Li Lace: "."

Tai Xiaoyi: "."

Under the gazes of a group of people who could be described as bloodshot, Li Cang plunged headfirst into the semi-living cemetery formed by the flying zombie fluid without hesitation, touching here and there, trying to get the metaphysical inspiration and reminder of the exterminating soul bracelet.

"Speaking of Teacher Cang, um. In this field." Qin Zhenzhen organized her words as politely as possible, "Has he ever failed?"

Old Wang grinned: "That's a lot! His failed experimental samples converted into paper PPTs are enough to burn the boilers of the base for half a year in winter! There are not many technical skills in the evolution of the servants of fate. In the final analysis, it's all luck. No matter how complete the entries are, how logical they are, and even if you play word games, you still have to look at the face of the little coin kid in the end? Things that should not fail are just refused to let you pass. You have no way to get it. Die, this stubborn guy actually has a bad temper. You haven't seen him howling in the middle of the night, flipping tables and banging walls. Hey, I guarantee you will never forget it~"

"Are the guy you described and the handsome guy in front of me really the same person?"

"This, this is called a superficial appearance, a golden exterior with rotten inside. Some people look beautiful on the surface, but they shit and fart and stink behind the scenes. Unlike me, I, Wang, have never betrayed others. I am consistent inside and out. I have a handsome appearance and a soul like gold~"

Everyone: 偁ㄏ

After all your nonsense, that shameless bit of bullshit at the end is the main point you want to express?

Putting aside the fact that Lao Wang was hated by people, Jin Yujing had a serious look on her face and said to Rao Qifang: "If you deal with this kind of thing all day long, a serious person will no longer be serious. I have pity on my innocent heart, Princess Cangcang~"

Rao Qifang first glanced at Lao Wang, then at the pile of absurd things where the big boy was, and corrected Jin Yujing's pun: "Normal people! Also, my son can't get out of the mud without getting stained." Qinglian but not evil? Lizi, what do you think?"

Duan Li said in her heart that I don’t dare to look at it. I have given up my professional ethics and tried my best to do things that are slightly different from traditional medicine during psychological counseling time in the medical sense. Please don’t embarrass me, a half-hearted psychological counselor. I don’t understand at all. I'm not worthy of mentally relieving even a small amount of mental stress on the big boy you're mouthing every bite of. I'm not worthy at all.

What was on his mind but he dared not speak out, Che Zhulun talked back and forth, and naturally he had to follow Rao Qifang's tone.

Then Rao Qifang was really inspired: "Since we can't make him give up dealing with dead people, we can only force him to deal with living creatures more!"

"Listening to your words is like listening to your words. Fangfang, you said it very well. Don't say it again next time!"

"Don't we need to train troops in the base? What do you think of just sending people to my island? Killing two birds with one stone will bring good things in pairs! I'm really a genius!"

"Or you could just annoy Princess Cangcang to death."

"Yeah! Teacher Cang will go crazy!" As the number one loser, Qin Zhenzhen may have spent more time following Li Cang around the base to see the world than Li Laixi, and she said with great assurance, "Cang The teacher will definitely be driven crazy!”

"The greater possibility is that this guy will find an opportunity to send all those people to the mill in one pot, right?"

"Zhong, don't talk nonsense!" The young lady tactfully expressed that she believed in Li Cang's character and morals, and then emphasized, "But it's better not to say it. That time in kindergarten can already be regarded as a typical example."

Kindergarten teacher Zhan Shen Cang makes those who ask sad and those who listen weep.

No matter how much the base promises more practical benefits next time, it is estimated that the kindergarten will be determined not to invite Li Cang to conduct exercises. The results of the exercises are indeed outstanding, but first of all, the enrollment rate will not be able to withstand the torment.