The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The good news is that this thing is not called ginseng fruit. The bad news is that its scientific name is pistachio.

Lao Wang: "Damn it, it's so scary. This is the first time in my life that I see how big my own mind is. I'm so lucky in this life, but God is so pitiful. It's really not that bad!"

emmm, maybe they are pistachios in the physical sense.

In Li Cang's opinion, the defensive power of the human-faced fruit is comparable to that of Tofu Nao, but the offensive power of this thing is quite outrageous. This is probably the first time in the world that a subsidiary product of the three-stage alienated main body can break through the ferocious dragon. The ultimate defense of the robe.

Lao Wang stared at Li Cang's chest for a long time, and walked away in disappointment. It seemed that most of the zombies were ignoring Teacher Cang. Lao Wang picked up a tree and started fighting with another tree: " Damn it, I still want to see what your evil heart is like!”

He is full of swear words and can't get away from the origin of species. Whether there is a path or not, he must drive a fucking black car with a determined attitude. This idiot is a good diplomat at first sight. Living in the age of empty islands is a waste of your unparalleled talent.

Li Cang casually whipped the crown of a giant tree that was hitting him into pieces with a Kun: "Although I don't expect you to understand what conservation of mass and energy is, if you have the leisure, please try to worry about your panel."

The muscles on Lao Wang's face were almost twisted into black question marks. He opened the panel and stared wide-eyed for a full minute before he exclaimed dully: "Zhou Cao, my empty island has lost 12 square kilometers!"

Li Cang: "ε=(ο｀*)))"

It wasn’t that he was sighing for Lao Wang’s clear and cute stupidity, but he felt that what was supposed to come had finally come. There is no one who often walks by the river without wearing shoes. Although the judgment of the evil is late, it will come.

"It's time to spend some money on the unit area that I have saved for so long, otherwise I will always feel that I have trouble sleeping and eating, and my conscience is guilty." Lao Wang cut off a giant tree with a knife, but he still had a happy expression on his face, "Damn, this Is it considered PTSD? We haven’t encountered this kind of thing for a year, right?”

This guy has an unswerving belief in the metaphysics of his own luck slot, and he is afraid that if he keeps this thing for a long time, it will cause a big explosion for them.

After the giant tree collapsed, the seamless connection turned into mucus and dust haze before it hit the ground, until it evaporated, trying to cast a layer of shadow on Li Cang's already knitted brows. Li Cang glanced at him like a god of war in the giant tree jungle. Da Leizi, who scored seven in and seven out, waved impatiently: "Goudan!"

The giant beast's sigh swept through the sky island again like a sky fire, and the expanding evil flames were like sandstorms and hurricane waves, devouring everything in all directions.

Destroy and destroy.

The dust and ashes rolled up by the flames float away like black snowflakes, and the flocs the size of goose feathers are so dense that people can lose the sense of distance.

Goudan has breathed out twice in a short period of time without restraint, and the flaming head has faded a little. It looks like a pretty boy who is desperate for life and then directly hollowed out and overdrawn. But before that, the pistachio tree has grown more How many seeds have been delivered to the sky island, and the roots spread without restriction under the surface. The wildfires are endless, the spring breeze blows again, and the temperature of the flames scorching the earth has not completely retreated, but the new and tender green has already begun. Occupy empty land.

"Grass" Lao Wang yelled in the same fighting style as Zuan Fangfang, "Another 23 units were lost by stepping on the horse!"

Li Cang glanced at Goudan with hatred: "useless thing"

Goudan's Fire Breath is a large-scale AOE skill. In theory, it is linked to the stamina bar. But in fact, this thing seems to be more inclined to test Goudan's evil fire reserves. Even if the fire is drained, it will not delay its release. Other mass destruction skills such as

Claw strike.

Of course, the scene of unleashing a claw attack on the sky island will basically only appear in Goudan's dreams.

Big Kunkun is different.

The big Kun Kun swung its head and tail and rushed into the air. Its body expanded like a cloud hanging from the sky. It opened its big mouth and cooperated with the floating force field. Giant trees with a radius of dozens of kilometers were swallowed by the whale together with its well-developed root system and the human-faced fruit buried deep under the surface. In the mouth.

The breathing hole-like structure behind the big Kun Kun spurted out a thick red flame column that went straight up to the sky for several kilometers. Even the ashes no longer existed in the pure high-temperature flames, which meant the ultimate absorption and extraction, but the big Kun Kun In the next second, he sang a whale song. The sound was not pleasant, but instead revealed a feeling of grievance.

Lao Wang: "."

Even Da Kunkun thinks this stuff is nutritious. You know, this baby Timi eats dirt!

After denying the pistachio bush's right to exist, the empty island was basically barren of grass. The once endless and pleasing grassland had turned into scorched earth, with craters like the surface of the moon.

Li Cang's face turned dark: "Fortunately, Coin Boy is not very accurate and only counts the unit area in the table above. If we use volume and weight."

I dare not think about that scene. Li Cang will definitely suffer from cardiopulmonary emergency.

But since my sister said so.

It’s just zero card.

Li Cang looked around and waved Goudan down from the sky: "How are you two?"

Suo Zhihui responded with a calm and fair smile, while Qin Zhenzhen patted her chest, admiring her eyes and offering her today's sweet gift: "Teacher Cang is so powerful, I have nothing wrong with you~"

"A little girl is a little girl. She has no taste at all and is very astringent. Look at me!" Lao Wang commented, and then he made a gesture like wearing a jade and burying flowers and holding a heart, "Ouch, ouch, little lady, please help me take a look. You are such a sweetie, you just opened a can of pistachios and turned it into a watering can, it hurts to death! "

A man, a man who is two meters tall and weighs three to five hundred pounds.

Oh.

I don’t know what this guy is trying to express or who he wants to disgust.

The corners of Qin Zhenzhen's mouth twitched and she was dumbfounded, but the young lady was really willing to cooperate. Looking at the white stubble on Lao Wang's chest and the red and bright black blood, tears were already rolling in her eyes: "How are you? It hurts." It doesn’t hurt, Leilei, come and take a look!”

The disgraced Da Leizi glared at the culprit who had turned her whole body into black. She was so frightened that Goudan's body trembled. Li Laisi stepped forward and shaved off half a pound of Laowang's flesh with a brush, and then pushed two ribs with a snap. Return to the chest, rub it twice to straighten the position: "Okay, stop screaming, just pray, nothing will happen!"

"Can't you fucking help me treat it?"

"This kind of thing can make you feel your heart and lungs. You deserve to ask me to pray for treatment. How can you be so embarrassed!"

"Prodigal ladies are smaller-minded than I am, and it is difficult to raise a villain and a woman!"

Dalei Zi, this is Chi Guoguo's revenge. When she and Miss Qiu were unilaterally humiliated by Big Penguin just now, Lao Wang was adding fuel to the fire.

Li Laisi shouted: "I am petite and exquisite, but I don't dare to be as big as your 1,3,5,500 kilogram underground vat. Please hurry up and pray for treatment. There are ten drops of blood and one drop of Jing. If there is too much, the little lady can't collect the homework at night, so she can't give it to me. Look at his face~"

"Oh, I don't need to worry about it, I'm as strong as Brother TM Corpse, and I have all that stuff."

Li Cang's friendly reminder: "Brother Zhi, don't get Ding Ding."

"Damn, what a really good couple!"

Lao Wang raised his middle finger angrily, a rich green light descended, and the wound quickly disappeared into ashes along with a few insignificant coins.

Lao Wang has long been accustomed to mere fatal injuries, but the sight of him jumping around and bleeding out just now has really cast a lingering psychological shadow on him. As a horse rider, I'm more clever than a bull. You're all big, how can you be so brave when the model doesn't match?

This is not scientific.

"Kill the chicken, set up the fire, and stew the mushrooms." Li Cang fiddled with the Marauder's Map and said after seeing that there were no red dots on it that represented the sudden appearance of the island without permission, "Fortunately, there was no jump this time, Zhen Zhen and Little Lasso, stop following me around. Go hide in the shelter on my island for a while. Pay attention to the communication interface at all times. If you have the opportunity, go directly to the one-way channel and return to the base."

Qin Zhenzhen curled her lips. Although she was not happy to leave, she did not refute.

"Oh, is that a place on your island where serious people can stay?" Lao Wang asked, "Insect nest, uh, my stilted building is also a level one as a refuge, so it's better to stay on my island, so as not to be thrown away by the jump. , people went crazy first!”

The young lady said: "This illusion seems to be very special. How about we be more cautious?"

Li Laisi: "Ha, Li Cang has been raising Gu for two and a half years and has seen nothing except a giant-armed walking corpse. This time, he let people raise Gu on his own island. Isn't this a kind of NTR? Teacher Cang, So how do you feel now?"

"I feel... I feel quite hungry." Li Cang looked at Li Lai Si indifferently, "I will increase the number of doglegs patrolling the island. Before you continue to spawn monsters, I advise you to have a good meal first. Where can I find dried meat? The food is delicious, you don’t want to fight when you’re hungry, right?”

"You're such a boring person!"

"Who says it's not the case?" Lao Wang said with disdain, "Hey, Damai Zi, how serious is this guy on the bed when you two are playing chess?"

It was rare for Li Laixi not to show off her martial virtues too much. She pinched her chin and opened her mouth: "That's not true. There are quite a lot of chores. Although there is nothing to chew on, it can still be used."

"Just think that you are complimenting me." Li Cang's mouth twitched, "Go back to the Diaojiaolou and don't scatter. I haven't figured out what the monster's refresh mechanism is yet. Remember, make sure there are other people around you at all times. people."

"Hey, then Hui Hui and Zhen Zhen will sleep in the same room with me at night!"

"Shit! I said something is wrong with you, Li Cang! Are you scared? You don't even have the heart to participate in the most basic business exchange activities?"

Li Cang carried the mushroom basket: "It has been basically confirmed that the gel of the big mushroom can be slowly digested by everyone present without the help of external force. The Japanese melon has certain instant kill properties and needs to be killed to avoid it. The immortal body of Big Leizi is Feel free to do whatever you want. Especially for someone like you, Lao Wang, who has a big piece of shit, the urn you use must be three times larger than others, which is quite a waste. "

"I'm timi," Lao Wang winked, "The relationship is great, and I don't have to go to the mill when we are together?"

Qin Zhenzhen obviously still didn't understand the business here, and she used her tight-lipped attribute to its limit: "Wow, Teacher Cang is so humane, he is actually worried about us, even Master Wang!"

Li Cang: (_)

Seeing Li Cang's face covered with black lines, Lao Wang coughed and tried to smooth things over: "Come on, we are talking about it as if we are not going to live or die, so if we have these more alienated bloodlines, should we be a rookie or a loser?" You're a noob, you're useless, I'll put my heart back into my stomach, cough, cough, look at it, Mr. Cang, now that it's like this, can our food standard this time be the same as the last meal? What are you doing? A precious flying dragon."

"Why don't you work hard, or just die?"

"wipe"

"By the way, remember to remind me to clean up the weeds on the surface of the empty island regularly. If it is just burned in vain, it is better to cut it in advance and make green storage, which will at least be enough to feed hundreds of insect nests."

Collective silence.

Qin Zhenzhen hesitated again and again, and whispered to Suo Zhihui worriedly: "Hui Hui, do you think I have to dress more conservatively in the future? I'm afraid that Teacher Cang will feel disadvantaged if I show my legs and arms."

Suo Zhihui glanced at her: "Are you giving up the struggle? Are you no longer clamoring to resist feudal ethics and don't want sweet free love? The cutest little cutie in the 3/7 base is also full of love? Comrade Zhenzhen, what do you want now? Isn’t it a little too early to do this?”

Qin Zhenzhen blushed: "What? I can't resist. Just enjoy it. The main thing about our puppy legs is an attitude. What stands out is a premeditated, loyal and unyielding person who keeps his integrity like a jade. My little aunt is so cute and smart and sensible. Who can bear it? Love, hum, laugh at me now, be careful that you, a mistress, will not be able to keep your status in the future. I tell you, it’s not too late to start licking now, otherwise when I see Tian’er in the future, my aunt will eat you and watch, well, still I want you to help me push my waist!"

"It seems Comrade Zhenzhen is really ambitious. Come on."

"Hey" Qin Zhenzhen suddenly sighed, and said bitterly and with a bit of hope: "I'm not going to make people happy anymore. I've sold them to others and some people don't even care about them. I always feel that the way Teacher Cang looks at me is... There is no difference between the three little ones, so every time they look at him, they feel that they are several generations younger. Hey, tell me, is that true? It must not be the case, right?"

"My condolences." Suo Zhihui patted her shoulder, "But I still want to congratulate you. You have started and have entered the second stage, which is also the most painful stage. At least he won't look like he can't see it at all. To or look at a corpse like that.”

"You're expressing condolences and congratulations at the same time. It's full of gloating!"

"People all have bad tastes. I have worked hard for ten years, and Leilei may not be any better than me. Sometimes, how do you know that we don't want others to feel what we have experienced? You Is that right?"

"No wonder Sister Lei Lei wants to call you Schrödinger's Voldemort. Your thoughts are not decent at all, and you are even a little bit perverted. Hui Hui, there is really a reason why you can cultivate with Teacher Cang. Sometimes you give me a It’s a creepy illusion. I want to ask if you are really smiling at me when you smile. When Teacher Cang smiles at me, I feel like he is trying to bury me somewhere. When you smile at me, should you? Are you thinking about burying me for him? Just like Teacher Cang said, I don’t believe you don’t have any weird habits!”

"Damn girl, you eavesdropped on us again!"

"But you're not carrying anyone on your back! You're so loud!"

"Shut up!"

"Well, oh, you, be a little heavier, please hurt me more, I, I seem to be healed again."

"Qin! Zhen! Zhen!"

"Goose goose~" Qin Zhenzhen laughed out loud at Suo Zhihui's scream, "Tell me, just tell me what it is like, so that the theory master can prepare mentally in advance and learn Let’s take a look at the advanced postures, uh, techniques, and experience of those who have come before!”

With her toes curled up in shame, Suo Zhihui felt that the image of Qin Zhenzhen, who was holding her tight and forcing her to talk to her, seemed to have turned into a huge and clingy octopus: Sir, can I take up a little of your time? I hope to talk to you. Tell us about our Heavenly Father and Savior.

Everyone in Suo Zhihui is numb!

Why didn't I think she was so annoying when she gave me advice before? Does this kind of thing have to be done in such a way that the bird is gone and the rabbit is hidden?