The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

This Zerg is like a lump under Teacher Cang's head. At first glance, it looks comfortable and comfortable, warming the heart and stomach. Behind the scenes, it is actually a hammer that smashes the kidneys with sparks popping out. It uses softness to overcome hardness and devours the whale until it is hollowed out and squeezed dry. .

Feeling like he was punching cotton in the air and having nowhere to put any force, he was afraid of losing his pants, so he would open his mind link to scan the whole place from time to time. He was not only afraid that the number of insects in the sea would exceed the limit, but he would be responsible for his own profits and losses, and he was also afraid that the master of the nest would stifle him. He was caught off guard. This kind of behavior of staring at someone who could not earn money or land but could not scratch his head was extremely torturous. In short, his whole body was in bad shape and he looked particularly neurotic.

"Thank you, man, you are so narrow-minded at most, Yang Yin is a joke!" Li Leisi gestured to the universe with her fingertips, but the direction of the gesture may be slightly different from the actual position, and she ran directly towards Li Cang His abdominal muscles were gone, "Oh, Xiao Gou, you are so humble, how on earth did you reconcile with yourself?"

Li Cang's eyebrows were raised: "I'm timi??"

"Goose, goose, goose!" Li Laixi hooked her fingers, her squinted big moist eyes seemed to have hooks in them, full of provocation, "Pinch it~"

Can this be tolerated?

Who can tolerate it?

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Li Cang.

Li Cang shouted: "Childish, with an expression that clearly wants to attract people's yang energy, only a fool who is heartbroken fell for it. I am not in a good mood today, please kneel down!"

"Is that what I want to do with you?"

"That's a good relationship!" Li Cang's face changed instantly, he pinched his chin and raised his eyebrows, "For the present plan, it's my duty to live day and night. I can sing and dance, it's just for pleasure!"

"Clam?"

"You do a bunny dance, tsk, I'll tell you the truth, I've been wanting to do this for ten years!"

"?"

Qin Zhenzhen was dumbfounded.

"Pfft~"

It's understandable that dancing cultivates sentiments, it's a little fun, but what's the point of asking people to dance the bunny dance, in front of Hui Hui, a tea jar who specializes in dance? This is too soul-destroying.

Li Leisi looked up at the roof, then down at her rabbit, her face confused and her eyes gradually turning into nothingness.

"Why, I've been fighting all my life, why can't I still enjoy it?"

"able!"

Li Laisi squeezed out a word from between her teeth, gritted her teeth and stamped her feet. I was brave enough. Isn't it just the rabbit dance? I can dance the lion and dragon but can't dance the little rabbit? Today I will open your eyes to see it. What on earth is moving like a rabbit!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Qin Zhenzhen nodded like pecking rice, the light in her eyes was like a small flying knife, 歘昘昘; Suo Zhihui habitually pursed her thin lips and silently placed the mobile phone on her lap.

"Ding-deng. Deng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng."

With BGM, it doesn’t seem so embarrassing, but why does I seem to want to kill people more?

Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui were watching the excitement with great interest at first, not caring about the chaos, but suddenly they felt suffocated, and then silently leaned back, and then back again, as if they were hit in the head with a heavy hammer, as if they were being beaten by an overlord. Long pressed forward step by step, and finally had no way to retreat. He could only curl up and lean on the sofa with a weak look on his face, hugging the little pillow that was sent to him tightly. He was pitiful and helpless.

Pa~

Li Cang reached out and took off a white button from his face, and pondered for a long time: "Stop, stop, stop, okay, okay, I'm dizzy, and don't wear my shirt anymore. There are not many pieces left, and all of them are missing buttons." , this is quite suitable for you to face the enemy!”

"Don't talk nonsense, elbow, come into the house with me!"

After being carried away, Da Leizi, who was as thick-skinned as his family background, even gestured at Suo Zhihui, and then with a crisp sound, she obeyed like a piece of pork. Tie Hun hung on Li Cang without any effort.

"Oh my god, it's so scary. I can't even breathe. Teacher Cang has so many ideas. How did he come up with it? He is indeed a man. He deserves to be a man. No operation is redundant. But "Qin Zhenzhen bumped Suo Zhihui with her shoulder and patted her chest with her little hand: "Fortunately, it was such a close call. We were close to being found to have insufficient displacement. Fortunately, you didn't steal it!"

Suo Zhihui glanced at her angrily: "Him? You are worrying too much!"

"Eh? Eh??"

"Ping Fei, you still don't understand. If Li Leisi is a fully-agile assassin, then Li Cang is a full-strength blood cow."

"Don't call her Ping Fei. Besides, what a naive metaphor. Hui Hui, you are already so cold-blooded and unrestrained. Have you completely let yourself go?"

"Otherwise, you will have to eat from the same pot anyway. It is necessary for us to help you prepare psychologically in advance. The names of two people are written in the house book of Mingxi Town. The division of responsibilities—"

"Don't talk, don't talk!"

Qin Zhenzhen, who had been spread wide open by her face, turned into a pink girl, looking like a steam girl. After all, the simple bottle concubine still couldn't rely on a single knowledge reserve area to guess what someone with experience would do to her with such a theory. What kind of dimensionality reduction impact will the teacher cause?

She was careless, and she was careless.

Qin Zhenzhen, whose soul had been destroyed once, realized her shame and then became brave. It was just killing people to punish people's hearts. There was no gossip about the large amount of blood that could be replenished. She tiptoed to the door of the two people's room holding a cup, and closed the cup. Attach to ears.

After a while, she slumped back on the sofa with a disappointed look on her face, and the bright light in her eyes was finally wiped out by the avenue: "What! Gentlemen are guarded against each other? How can the soundproofing of the independent door be so good?!"

"Actually, you can knock on the door."

"Then why don't you knock me? You really think I'm stupid. I'm just a scholar. But what about some people? Some people pretend to be calm and calm on the surface, but in fact, they are scratching their hearts behind their backs. You are Teacher Greedy, you, you, you are despicable!"

"Aren't you so greedy that your mouth is drooling?"

"Nonsense, who can see a face like that and abs like that without drooling! I call this a peach and a plum blossom! And you, you are like a bitch!"

"Pooh!"

"It's time to eat, where are we?" Tai Xiaoyi carefully avoided the two people who were pecking at each other, looked back at a closed door, and said that she was done eating, and took most of the food back, " It seems we can only leave them to eat after they come out at night. You two, stop making trouble and go get the dishes."

Qin Zhenzhen, who was pressed into the sofa, felt like she was being pardoned. She quickly got up and tidied her clothes, but couldn't help but muttered: "Oh, if you continue to eat and sleep like this, you will gain weight again. Miss, can you do it?" Don't make the food so delicious, you can't help it, you can't help it at all."

"Who told you to just play around all day? You taught Hui Hui so much that you didn't even see her practice her basic skills."

"That's because she's lazy. She comes when I'm called, but she's proactive!"

"But I have practiced." Suo Zhihui said: "I wake up every day and practice from 11:30 to 1:30 in the morning. Then I take a shower and go back to sleep. I get up at 10 o'clock to have breakfast."

"You, you, you, are you planning to secretly involve someone to death?!"