The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 1498 Movement (+0.44?)

Li Cang was successfully amused by the old lady: "Old man, do you live long?"

"Don't you know that a woman's age is a secret?"

"Ah, this is me being abrupt."

The old lady pushed out a small embroidered pier with a hollow waist from the side of the antique round table carved with clay and kisses, and sat down in front of Li Cang. Li Cang quickly stood up: "Okay, you can sit here, it's comfortable!"

I saw the old lady taking out a pad and waving it casually: "How tall can you be for a young man like this? How can you imitate other people's foolish things at such a young age? Here, let's take a look at the ingredients and for whom? How old are you? ? What are your requirements?”

To be honest, the old lady probably belongs to the same type of person as Li Laixi and Rao Qifang. Her family background is so profound that you can associate her with her scholarly family, talent and artistic ability at a glance. She has that kind of reserved, elegant and dignified temperament. It can be conveyed to everyone beyond appearance and age. What is particularly noticeable is the old lady's hands, which are as slender and slender as a girl without any wrinkles, and are as warm and moist as jade.

But what is different from the old lady is that Li Laixi is probably the kind of person who can feel the stinging and excessive martial arts through the screen. She can be picked out by just raising an eyebrow. A kind of wildness like Sun Erniang purchasing goods.

cough.

In short, the old lady gave people the impression that she would not feel out of place even if she asked for the entire set of Chime Bells for Three Days in the Spring and White Snow. However, now, she is holding a pad in her hand. He was very familiar with it, and his fingers seemed to be playing a beautiful song.

This contrast made Li Cang a little stunned, and then the old lady's words came directly to him: "If you were thirty or fifty years younger and you couldn't take your eyes away like this, then the old lady would really be happy for a while~"

Several shop assistants covered their lips and smiled.

Li Cang coughed: "Well, I'm a little distracted. The clothes are ordered for my mother, them, Aunt Kong and -"

"That means everyone wants it?"

"right!"

"I'm afraid you won't agree to letting them come here in person, right?"

"Uh, gifts, these are gifts!"

"Gifts? Gifts are only allowed to be surprises without any sense of ceremony? Do you think young women like them like surprises, or do they care more about the sense of ceremony?"

Li Cang was stunned. This old lady was so cruel that she could stab people without even drawing blood: "I know the size, well, that's it anyway!"

The old lady gave him a blank look, showing disgust and a bit of doting: "Let's choose the materials. These pictures are real shots of the finished clothes. The materials in this book are raw materials. Just compare them by number. Choose the materials first, and then choose the embroidery." And then, if you see a large group of my old aunts over there who come to choose your grandson-in-law, they and I will design the style according to the body size and pattern, make another sketch, and make a pattern for the garment. "

Li Cang: "."

Thank you, I already have a sense of ritual. It seems that tonight I can not only dream about tailoring, but also about Zhou Li.

After finally picking out the clothing materials for a large family, there was indeed a problem when the measurement process was artificially omitted. When Duan Li, who had a lot to do, confidently spit out a string of numbers, when the old lady held a pencil and asked... Looking at the drawing board, the expressions of the two of them looked like they were looking at each other. How could the word "embarrassment" be used?

The old lady stared into Duan Li's eyes, which were like a tiger perched in a forest and a dragon swimming in the sea, like Kong Jingqiao standing in the kitchen and scanning the living room: "That's it? Three numbers? No more? Where are the details?"

"What more details do you need?"

The old lady clicked the drawing with her pen tip: "The three figures can only be drawn here, here, and here. The human body has a relatively common proportion, but that is only universal. For example, ordinary people and athletes have exactly the same height and weight. , Their body shapes will still be very different. I can’t tolerate the work that comes out of my hands is not decent. This is how the sign is erected.”

Then, Duan Li only pursed her lips in front of the outline of the human body on the drawing.

"I, can I do it?"

"you?"

Huo Wen stepped forward, took another piece of paper, and sketched out the outline of a sharp lace with just a few strokes - yes, no nose, no eyes, no facial features, hair, fingers, but Li Cang marked the picture at a glance, That’s right what she painted was Li Laixi!

If I have to be picky, Huo Wen first drew the rectangular frame, then drew the outline of the bones, and finally added the muscles and skin. The whole drawing gave people a cold and cold temperament for no reason, and it was lifelike indeed. , but I always feel like something is wrong somewhere

Duan Li reminded eagerly: "Okay, okay, okay, that's enough, that's it, don't fill in the horizontal lines, let alone circle 123!"

Huo Wen was stunned for a moment, holding the pen against the drawing, resisting the urge to touch up a few strokes before finishing the drawing: "Well, give me another piece of paper, and this one will be ready."

The old lady stared at Huo Wen in surprise: "Little girl, you are studying medicine, right? The lines are too stiff and cold. Normal people need to be softer. Well, just imagine their state after 7 days. Draw one."

"Oh, okay"

Li Cang was shocked and felt ashamed of himself.

The professional ones are indeed different, wonderful, this girl's eyes are like rulers, no, she is simply a body scanner!

Not everyone has been painted, Huo Wen and Dalizi saved two for themselves.

After seeing everyone's photos and comparing their drawings, the old lady put on her glasses and wrote and drew, raising her head to glance at Li Cang from time to time.

"Tsk, what a pity. Young man, do you have any idea of ​​buying yourself an outfit? You can choose any ancient costume. For the old lady, I would recommend a horse-face skirt. It is black, with malachite green, and the whole dress is embedded with gold threads, just like this fabric. ,How about it?"

A group of shop assistant girls have been immersed in this art all year round, and their eyes are absolutely vicious. After taking a look at the materials, and thinking about the shape of the clothes and the effect of the upper body, their eyes suddenly become miraculously warm and even like Rainbow Six.

Li Cang was stung by these "aggressive" looks and said, "Me? Can Su embroidery be worn by men? It always feels a bit strange."

The old lady was so angry that she couldn't speak. She nodded at him with her finger: "Pay the money and leave. I see you are upset, Xiaomiao. He will charge 80% of the deposit!"

Li Cang was shocked: "You don't sell bags anymore?"

The old lady was stunned for a moment, then said with a friendly smile, "Of course I'll sell it!"

very good.

When we came out of the store, six hours had passed. It was still bright before we entered. In the blink of an eye, the moon was shining like a silver plate. The building lights of the base shone with each other. In the distance, there were scattered satellite islands and islands scattered high and low. The chain is like stars chasing the moon.

Li Cang pinched his eyebrows and said, "I also said that I would take you shopping. Okay, it's okay now. How about we just find a place to eat?"

Huo Wen's voice was soft and weak: "Yes, I have spent a lot of money."

Duan Li, who wears jewelry but never wears jewelry, raised her fingers and looked at her clean hands, holding back a smile and pretending: "Yes, yes, there are already several more tailor-made clothes, worth tens of thousands of coins. I don’t want any bracelets.”

Are you thinking about the bracelet? Are you thinking about the flesh on my big Kunkun?

"Hey, is there any delicious food around here that doesn't require waiting for a table? Or you two can go home with me to eat. I just don't know if they are open for dinner."

“It’s too far, so I can eat nearby. I know a good restaurant. The golden tripe, stewed beef and pork red soup are all very delicious. They serve pickled raw meat in the evening and raw porridge in the early morning. You can eat it all in one go. !”

Li Cang was very excited: "If a wonton cart passes by at this time, then life will be complete. Let's go, let's go!"

When subordinates eat, they really eat. It’s not surprising that they keep talking from dusk to early morning. Recently, there seem to be a lot of food stalls in the base that are jointly operated by multiple bosses with their own strengths. After many years of experience, Our mouths are full and our stomachs are full, and it has received rave reviews.

When a person like Li Cang appears in such a place, news like this is like a thunder with legs that quickly blasts through the five nearby streets. It is impossible to wear a mask, sunglasses, peaked cap and other full equipment when eating, right?

"It's so down-to-earth. I thought they were like Mr. Cang, who lived in the open and breathed out the spiritual energy of heaven and earth~"

"Holy shit, sleeping in the open air is called drinking in the morning dew and eating in the open air!"

"Holy shit, she went to take a photo with Teacher Cang, and Teacher Cang actually agreed to it. Is there any law of heaven or law? Does this girl know that she just walked through the gate of hell?"

"Speaking of which, these two people are lucky. They don't even match up in appearance. The timid one is probably that white flower kid, right?"

"Sister Yu is Duan Li, um, the other one, I can't recognize him, maybe he is Duan Li's colleague or friend?"

"I also have an authentic goldfish 'My Mom is So Beautiful'. I really want Teacher Cang to sign it for me!"

"You're a man, so don't go over there and cause trouble. You're really not afraid that you won't be able to find a partner in the future. Look at the little girls and big sisters around you, their eyes are red with envy. You're racing against time. If you take an extra second, you might be able to recruit someone. I hate it for the rest of my life. We only have so little time. How can they have the nerve to bother Teacher Cang when the food is being served? "

"Isn't this a rare opportunity?"

Li Cang sent away the last batch of young ladies and found Duan Li and Huo Wen holding their chins in their hands and staring at him intently.

"how?"

"Ah? Oh! It's nothing, it's just that the moonlight here is almost as beautiful as you!" Duan Li came back to her senses, her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon glowing with clear springs, "Li Cang, tell me, the last time you sat there peacefully Since when has it been possible to eat in a place like this without having to worry about something coming out of nowhere to take out your soul at night?”

"In your time, it was probably more than two years ago." Li Cang shrugged, "In my time, it's only a few days. I will try to arrange a period of time like this for myself every few days. I It’s not a robot, it’s not as exaggerated as you think.”

"It feels so stressful to eat late at night with you two workaholics. I'm really afraid that in the middle of the meal, you guys will sneak away to work overtime behind my back~"

"Clam?"

"If you don't believe me, ask Wenwen, Wenwen, how many livers did you have today?"

"Thirty-three dissections and one living body sampling analysis."

"What about yesterday?"

"Sixteen Stations"

Li Cang suddenly came back to his senses: "Wait a minute, it was noon at most when I called you. It's not even afternoon yet. You have already completed four operations?"

"Well, I woke up very early in the morning and had nothing to do, so I went to the laboratory to read. A sample just happened to be delivered, so..."

"I don't know how much subsidy there is for an operation~" Duan Li opened a bottle of beer, filled Li Cang's cup, and then poured out the contents of the bottle: "Uh, uh, uh, it's coming, it's coming , let me tell you that the raw pickled food in this restaurant is absolutely unique. I used to like raw pickled food very much, but unfortunately I didn’t dare to eat more. Now it’s better. I can eat as much as I want. Put the rhino shrimp over here and I’ll open the shrimp. The shell roars fiercely!”

"So you are unleashing your natural instincts?"

"No way, no one can hold it up in front of you. Just don't give it up. You will learn from it. The painful lesson of 93 suo is still fresh in my mind!"

Li Cang picked up a long-striped prawn that was not that red and ate it slowly. Slowly, it started to hiss: "What kind of pepper is this?"

"The shabu shabu is spicy! I just wanted to tell you not to eat that first. You won't be able to taste the flavor for a long time after eating it. Here, soy milk, to relieve the spiciness, is iced!"

"You saved my life!" Li Cang said solemnly, taking the new dish from the waiter's hand, and placing the plate with peony shrimp in front of Huo Wen, with a confused tone, "Can even blue crabs be pickled raw? , a bit heavy-handed!”

Duan Li was about to say something unique, when suddenly a special, emmm, let's just say, particularly interesting accompaniment played, playing Pump It, the ancient source of all evil.

Duan Li asked doubtfully: "No way, is this a proposal? Also, what kind of musical instrument is this?"

Huo Wen's eyes were bright: "Zhong Ruan!"

There are flowers raining down, lighted candle compositions, balloons taking off and interweaving lights, and even a super big Alaska wearing a pink bow tie and a tuxedo slowly approaching from the other side of the street.

The band is very 6 and takes an unconventional approach.

First, Zhong Ruan soloed "Pump It", then came "The Specter" SOLO with two suonas, and then came the ensemble "In Winter" with a drum set brother pushing and carrying a drum set in front of him and an aunt with a drum set on his back. "A Fire", the only normal one, probably belongs to "Night", the bass dressed as a fun cos dragon?

The eyes of passers-by are wide-eyed. Everything can be a DJ, right? By the way, what kind of instruments are used for the original accompaniment?

It's no longer important.

The band walked sideways along the street, and stopped right opposite the food stall of Li Cang and his friends. As soon as the chairs were placed, an erhu guy with a large sunglasses and a copper hat sat there, next to him There was also a bamboo flute girl with the same astonishing appearance. The two of them played a song of love, one played and the other played, causing heartache and heartache, which was extremely tragic.

The corners of Li Cang's mouth began to twitch and he took a quick sip of wine: "You call this a proposal? How dare you?"

When the song ended, half of the people in the food stall were in a daze, and they saw a few people from the band opposite quickly unfurling a big red banner: [Warmly congratulate Comrade Li Chunhua on the successful operation of Kaguo Danpi. The spring thunder has begun. Congratulations to Comrade Li Chunhua and Comrade Yanzi. Make a good connection and never leave! ! 】

There was a whistle and cheers in the food stall, and a man and woman in front of a certain table fell to the ground. The excitement of the two friends was doubled. After all, when they originally arranged this event, they did not expect to have Li Cang as the witness. As for things like gay friends and loyalty in the world - even a swallow can catch up with a man, why does it matter if he dies in society?

The entire food stall has turned into a sea of ​​live band performances and carnivals. The previous weird state of eating in a quiet place with everyone's reserved and respectable face due to Li Cang's presence is gone forever, and passers-by will only pay attention to it. The band itself, instead of repeatedly asking with inquiring eyes how the food stalls in this beautiful night can make the late-night snack feel like a white mat, the offensive and defensive momentum is different.

Li Cang breathed a long sigh of relief: "Wonderful~!"

Give me a pillow when you feel sleepy. Is your luck gone and coming back?

emmm

But wouldn’t it be a bit too extravagant to use your luck gauge in a place like this?

Li Cang was stunned for a moment and suddenly his eyes were split open: "I've drunk a whole glass, so why are you pouring it in secretly? Which province are you from? I've heard of people secretly adding food and vegetables, but I've never heard of people secretly adding food to them. Doesn’t your conscience hurt when people pour wine?”

Duan Li was as simple as a little yellow duck, patting her abundant chest: "My conscience is jumping!"

Of course, there is no reason why the wine poured into the cup should be poured back. Li Cang said silently: "Did you see that big fat Alaska wearing a tuxedo and a bow tie at the door? I demolished the house much more fiercely than him, Ladula The kind that can't stop! No, Huo Wen, why are you still drinking water? To be fair, Duan Li, please pour her some wine too!"

Duan Li's eyes already had a hint of pity, and she picked up Huo Wen's cup and put it on Li Cang's face: "There's a lot of food today, right? You're drunk after just two sips, smell it!"

Li Cang took a breath and saw stars in his eyes, losing the right to bark at the same spot.

Huo Wen sat opposite Li Cang, silently taking back her wine glass, eating a bite of food, sipping a sip of wine, eating a bite of food, sipping a sip of wine, her eyes were still so bright, several times clearer than those of contemporary college students.

"This, this, this"

"This is the world of adults, do you understand?" Duan Li couldn't help laughing: "Don't look at our little Wenwen as if she is a minor. She has been drinking for ten years and has neurasthenia and unexplained causes. I have a headache. This is the medicine prescribed by the doctor. I can’t sleep without drinking half a cup of it every night!”

"Got it, openly cheating!"

Ahem, there will be no update today. Tomorrow will be the normal update. The dental implant seems to be ready to grow new teeth. I will take a stab at it tomorrow and release it (づ￣3￣)づ╭~