The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

How to describe the face of the little comrade with a wide mouth bottle? Let’s adapt the decent grading system of fishing guys such as Lao Wang, just like the plate crucian carp can be divided into small-small plate crucian carp, small-medium plate crucian carp, small-large It is the same as the ninth level from the big to the big big crucian carp. Qin Zhenzhen’s face should belong to a rather delicate small-little big face. The little big face of a palm-sized baby is so fat that it is round and smooth, and the touch is comparable to that of a flat crucian carp. Crucian carp has too many Q bullets.

Qin Zhenzhen: "I don't want to choke my forehead. I want to mess with my mouth."

Li Cang threw Qin Zhenzhen sideways on his horse: "Very good, you are now my trophy. How many points do you have?"

Qin Zhenzhen lay softly on the back of the horse, with her hands naturally straightened. This posture is very pious. Of course, her tone must be equal to others: "But this is an archery competition. Where are your arrows? Where’s the arrow?”

"What do you know? Archers are all versatile. They can shoot two birds with one arrow at a distance and cut grass with no parallels at close range. The weaklings have become spearmen. Besides, just say that I didn't use arrows just now. What? Are you not convinced?"

"ah"

Perhaps due to the reason of being hung upside down like a sack, Qin Zhenzhen's mind was spinning and spinning. You want to say that he was being reasonable, but he always felt that something was wrong. You want to say that he was arrogant. He did hit him with an arrow just now. It's my head. Besides, people look like this. Even if they don't understand, they still have three points of confidence. In addition, they have to convince people out of thin air.

Qin Zhenzhen raised her head and looked pretty: "Then it's hard for me to move now. Do I have to act like a corpse?"

Li Cang smiled: "The ones that move are called corpses, and the ones that don't move are called trophies."

When Qin Zhenzhen thought about it now, there seemed to be no problem in saying so, but she still couldn't classify herself, so she simply said: "Teacher Cang, what's wrong with your horse? Don't you know how to ride a horse?"

"I grew up on the prairie and don't know how to ride a horse? Even someone like Lao Wang can fight Khumai. You say I can't ride a horse?"

Qin Zhenzhen said weakly: "Yeah, I mean this kind of horse, an ugly normal horse!"

"Go away, don't talk, just act like a pendant!"

Qin Zhenzhen was brainstorming and thinking in an instant. She tried her best to raise her head and blinked her big, watery eyes, which shone with excitement and weirdness. Then, she choked back the words on her lips.

Because someone is coming.

In other words, the next batch of victims has appeared.

"Quick, quick, shoot him, Teacher Cang's archery skills are weak, he can't resist!"

"Jie, Jie, Jie, there is a way to heaven. If you don't take it, there is no door to hell. If you break in, you can scream. Even if you scream, no one will come to save you!"

"Pay attention to your tactical position, don't get close, and fire your arrows!"

"This is not much more interesting than the first prize. Winning the first prize from Teacher Cang, flattening and rounding it, and humiliating it as much as you want. Thinking about it, I'm really looking forward to it. Wow, wow, wow, my aunt never dreamed that she would sign up for an archery class and have something like this. This is a good thing, and the sins of the past two months are not in vain, and the calluses on my hands and chest are not worth it!"

Qin Zhenzhen studied the horse's belly intently, and the disdain on her lips almost turned to the sky: "It's too late to run away now, three, two, one"

People were on their backs and their horses were on their backs, screaming.

Facts have proved that there is a price to pay for oral pleasure. There has never been an overnight feud in Li Cang. A group of little girls' heads were swollen by Li Cang's knocks, and they were hung up on horses one after another.

Amidst the angry laughter of Yingying Yanyan, Li Cang pinched his chin with a stern expression and looked around: "No, the efficiency is too low, a waste of horsepower. I will have to cut down some trees to make a sledge for people, um, and add a shooting Diaolou!”

Qin Zhenzhen's eyes widened in confusion: "Yeah? But this is an archery competition! Teacher Cang, do you want to build a fortification again?"

"Look, I'm here with my men, my horse, and my bow. Did the rules say I'm not allowed to do this?"

"It seems. It's really not possible."

It is a bad move for headhunters to keep points and trophies.

These girls didn’t know whether they were watching the cute and cute Qin Zhenzhen imitate her, or something else. It was as if her limbs were really tied up and she lost the ability to move. They would lie down wherever they fell. The key is These girls didn't have any sense of being trophies. They pointed at Li Cang and praised him.

"Oh, it's really nice and pretty. Teacher Cang really deserves his reputation!"

"Is that thick and big one one of the two legendary dragon spines? Tsk, tsk, tsk, I bought a photo of it from the Zhenzhen group. It's super ferocious!"

"Jimei, are you sure you have that strip on your back as you said? Wipe your saliva!"

"Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, why don't you ride a horse? Because we have already occupied the horseback. Sisters, don't mind adding one more person~"

"Yes, yes, ride on my back!"

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What does it mean to be like a light piercing the spine? Oh my god, Li Cang's steps in front of him are starting to get out of shape.

Hold on, for the sake of dignity, for the only bag of half-golden melon seeds!

no

I can't hold on at all!

Such a well-liked level of management of prisoners of war and such top-notch torture actually lasted for a whole round. It was not until Li Cang came to a small mountain range that he was "pierced by thousands of arrows" along with the prisoners.

It's finally quiet!

Thousands of meters away on the mountain, Lao Wang led a group of men and women to jump out from behind the shelter, hooting and dancing like a primitive person: "Haha, you surnamed Li can't believe it, I know you are not a good person. , designated to find ways to cheat, want to build fortifications, right? You have a criminal record, I have predicted your prediction!"

To be honest, Lao Wang is really talented. Every time, whether it is a game or a street cleaning on the track, as long as he needs it, as long as he thinks it is necessary, this Diao Mao can always quickly recruit a group of people to form a very cohesive team.

It hasn't been a long time, one-fifth of the contestants must be here, right?

Li Cang, whose whole body was covered with paint from the clusterless arrows, sat on the ground carelessly: "Putting a dog in front of the live point map can set an ambush!"

Ha, if it weren't for these women interfering with me, do you really think that you, a blood-thirsty Diao Mao, can use a little trick to hide the dual perception of bloodthirstiness and calcium sucking?

Lao Wang didn't care about those. Seeing the spoils on Li Cang's horse, his eyes lit up: "This is good, this is wonderful, come on, fork Master Li onto the horse!" Lao Wang rarely used some soul-destroying tricks. At least he didn't let Li Cang hang on the horse's back with his butt sticking up without dignity like Comrade Guangkouping and a group of spoils. But in fact, it was not much better. Li Cang was riding a horse in a straight posture, but Lao Wang also moved Qin Zhenzhen onto his legs. "Very good, keep this pose and don't move, you can't afford to play, okay?" Then this guy started to shout and bid: "One by one, there is one more ticket in the back seat, the highest bidder wins!"

Li Cang: "?"

The response was overwhelming, it was really enthusiastic: "Master Wang, you are a good person!"

"I, I, I, I, I will do it, don't compete with me!"

"I think I can accept lying in Teacher Cang's arms through Qin Zhenzhen!"

"It doesn't matter if there are two people between me!"

"Good guys, you don't care , can our group leader bear it? Even if Zhenzhen and Teacher Cang can bear it, can the horse bear it? "

Horse: "."

A few minutes later, Lao Wang fell into deep thought at the horse that would rather die than move a step. After a moment, "There are only three of us, why can't the horse bear it? Ha, you must have used some dirty tricks. Come on, get them a sled. Let me tell you, you are going to swim in this street today, Li, do you really think I can't do anything to you?"

Li Cang's smile was a little bit embarrassed.

Speaking of hanging.

There are also levels for hanging tickets. The big sister hanging at the back envied the little comrade in the wide-mouth bottle in front: "Hey, group leader, let's switch, one second, just one second!"

The group leader's expression was full of majesty, but his voice was soft and sweet: "Don't ask for more, I tell you that even this group leader rarely gets this kind of treatment"

"I'll pay more!"

"Not much?"

"According to the rules, the spoils cannot be moved, you two are almost done, I say!" Li Cang smiled expressionlessly: " Also, little girl, how many photos and peripherals did you secretly sell me? Is that reasonable? At least split the profits 30-70, 70-70, 30-30 for me!"

"You might as well just take my life!"

"Little——"

"Not really little anymore." Qin Zhenzhen squirmed slightly, and suddenly became brave, like a real cricket pupa, "right! Right?"

The small butt of the wide-mouthed bottle in the horse-faced skirt was outlined with a subtle and upturned arc, especially when hung in such a posture, even a cold-blooded young man couldn't resist it at all, and was directly excited.

"My timi, stop twisting!"

"Eh, eh, eh, you hit my belly." Qin Zhenzhen said in a dreamy voice, "Is it like an ancient idol drama? Is it like that? The heroine or the second female lead is injured, and she rides a horse in the hero's arms, with the wind blowing and the clouds light, the mountains and water nearby, and the butterfly wings fluttering, and then..."

"So the heroine's butt is injured?"

Qin Zhenzhen felt that her butt was a little hot, maybe something fell on it, but she didn't want to care about that, her expression was full of excitement, and she didn't even feel a little The shyness was so strong that it was hidden away: "Teacher Cang, are you cold? Very cold! Can I put my hand in your arms to warm it up?"

"???"

The elder sister hanging behind her burst into tears: "Please respect me, I beg you to respect me, there is someone else here, I paid a high price for the ticket not to listen to this, I can't listen to this at my age!"

The elder sister was a little excited and her voice was a little loud, and the 800 mobile phones and 10,000 cameras behind her were recording and filming, and the sound of clicking continued.

Old Wang smiled like an auntie: "I'm happy with it. I've liked it since I was a child. Oh, I'll post it on the forum later. It's going to be a good money. Li Cang, don't say I'm stingy. You'll get half of the share!"

"Get lost!"

"Okay~ Then you can enjoy it first. Wang will take his leave! Comrades, the next plan, the enemy's rebel army led by my young lady has already started to form alliances. They are divided into one, two, three or eight positions and are secretly planning to ambush us. A group of rabble, let's go and catch them all~"

"Okay!!!"

Qin Zhenzhen turned her head and looked at Li above Cang's face was shaken as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looking stupid: "Master Wang is so good at playing games? He actually dared to take the initiative to catch Sister Lei Lei and Miss?"

Li Cang sneered: "He is so good, this guy and I are both at the same disaster level, well, do you know that the circle of destiny will harvest for you?"

"Ah?"

"Forget it, anyway, this guy is just a little bit lucky"

——————

The world is uneven, only a few hundred or thousands of kilometers apart, some people ride horses and play games in the world, and some people die alive.

Among the troops who were everywhere in uniform, Rao Qifang, who was dressed casually in a trench coat, stood out. She had a tall figure and a pretty face like a girl, but her aura was as fierce as the sky. When she raised her sword eyebrows, she seemed to have changed the world.

"What are they doing here?"

"Can't live anymore"

"Originally, we just lived a day of eating one meal and worrying about the next, and the weather was normal. But now, people probably started dying a few days ago."

"Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely no one from any island can be allowed to enter the airspace of the base. This is only part of it. Outside the third ring, there are not only the refugee areas created by America's unilateral crimes, but also more wandering people. Everyone, it is difficult to survive due to natural disasters and man-made disasters. The base has its own difficulties and cannot support so many mouths!"

"Is it possible to just watch them freeze to death and starve to death? Or wait for them to mutiny and die at the gunpoint of our soldiers? The soldiers in the base are to protect the people, no, not to harm these poor unarmed people."

"Bullshit, only some of them are human beings, and the rest have been turned into beasts. Believe it or not, as long as you throw a box of compressed biscuits over there, it will cause a massacre? Put away your weakness and overflowing sympathy. Heart! We must not open this hole! What is behind us is the base, and those are our people!"

"."

Regardless of the fact that the three major defenders are fully armed, if you look carefully at each person's face, you will find that most of their faces are extremely ugly, with gnashed teeth and confused and hesitant eyes.

Not only ordinary soldiers, but also a group of high-level officials were already quarreling. They had imagined such a scene and had also deduced corresponding solutions, such as gradually opening the port to screen in batches and allowing some people who met the standards and requirements of the base. refugees entering

But it’s definitely not like this now, and it’s really too early and too urgent.

If warriors now lay down their weapons and allow these guys to flood into base airspace, the consequences will be catastrophic, more like a disaster than the actual disaster itself.

Rao Qifang frowned, but she didn't know who to express her fierce sword-like momentum. She drew her sword and looked around at a loss. She said weakly: "Why do you call me here for this kind of thing? Find Feng Yuanqing and Zhao Yang. I only know how to fight. That’s what they’re good at~”

"Commander Zhao is in the northern airspace. The scene there with Minister Feng is probably not any easier than here. Instructor, if there were hundreds of thousands of walking corpses, we would do it ourselves, but among these hundreds of thousands of living people, there is no one The brothers are panicking because they are trying to suppress the situation here!”

"Then let's raise it all!"

"ah??"

Rao Qifang rolled her eyes and asked, "So you see, what is the use of bringing me here?"

"."

Although but

Woman's mouth

Can.

"Eh, eh? Why are you going? You can't leave. What are you going to do if you leave? We have never seen such a scene. All the brothers who are worried will be too embarrassed to see it! Eh? Instructor Rao ! Instructor Rao, you can’t do this!”