The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Psychological gaming is an indispensable part of war. Of course, it does not mean a certain magician who shamelessly deceives or sneak attacks. His level of gaming is far from that of a game. Lao Wang would like to call it: Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality.

Sherman fell for such a bad thing because Li Cang relied on his pure strength to crush him hard-core. He didn't care about his head and body. As long as the lord has a little breathing space, he can organize a little bit. A few brain cells can be used to think without the bitter tea seeds being ripped off in the street.

Lao Wang complained that he was hungry while cracking melon seeds, and he didn't forget to grab a handful and pass it to Sherman: "Want some? We are already a mature gang, and the system of human rights treatment of prisoners of war is very mature. How about I give it to you?" Are you going to have a good drink?"

Sherman was completely unresponsive, like a zombie.

Lao Wang clicked his tongue: "This guy is no good. His mental quality is extremely poor. I would like to guess that the great priest will be more impassioned than this when he goes to die!"

Li Cang thought about it for a while and expressed his expectation.

I don't even know if the great priest Wang Shi Fei Mian who is far away in the shrine island chain will sneeze wildly. The feeling of being remembered by others must be very wonderful and subtle.

Perhaps the great battle had shaken the entire ice field. After cleaning up the battlefield and the last few marine zombies and beasts wandering around dispersed, nothing else came to disturb this place. It made Li Cang miss him so much that he couldn't drink tea. Unexpectedly, the air pressure around the entire dining table was extremely low.

Tai Xiaoyi kept winking at Lao Wang. Lao Wang hesitated for a moment, feeling that he could easily be killed if he did this, so he wisely chose to output the secret code to Li LaiSi, who was numb and turned a blind eye to her meal.

"ε=(ο｀*)))"

A sigh made Lao Wang's heart tremble.

I can't survive this day, I can't eat this food. If I leave it here any longer, I may not be served to the table, but I may not be able to get off the table alive. I may be thrown into a pot and dunked on the spot. .

Li Cang in this state is someone that even Lao Wang can't afford to offend. However, looking at Dalei Zi's sullen eyebrows and droopy eyes, he is like a quail in front of Rao Qifang. Lao Wang also knows that his pig teammates really can't count on him.

Damn it, I can't do it normally. Look at how cowardly you are now. Please remember that is your alloy boyfriend, not his mother-in-law father!

Finally, Lao Wang bit the bullet and tried carefully: "Well, how about killing a few more ducks?"

In addition to the loss of materials, at least three to five million fate coins are consumed every day. These old coins have to be thrown away every time you close your eyes to buy a way out. It is even more unbearable to have a human being cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.

Even in the early days of the disaster, when Li Cang lived the most miserable period, no one or thing had ever been able to crush his bones and suck out his marrow like this. So much so that when he was thinking about it, he even regretted that it was Sherman's Sky Palace that he was draining instead of his fate. Coins, this timi might as well have coins.

This time, Li Cang did not attack Lao Wang like crazy. He just asked feebly: "How is the nest master doing? Is it stable?"

"It's a stable horse. The sound of Hulu Mountain makes me really doubt whether that thing can wake up. I said, you are seriously injured this time. Why don't you rest for a few days?"

"It's just a skin injury, nothing serious!"

Lao Wang's mouth twitched, emmm, it's a skin injury from an anti-ballistic missile, right? What the hell does it take to be called an internal injury? An anti-ballistic missile loaded with a nuclear warhead?

Li Cang said: "Ignis can still hold on for a while. It seems that his blood will not collapse soon. Let's keep the coins to open the way. We can't afford the loss of the sky island. It will probably be necessary for the young lady to take over the sky palace tomorrow." It’s really weird to spend a large sum of money. I’ve been spending too much money lately, and I’ve been spending money one by one, but there’s no income. Is it Mercury retrograde?”

Everyone doesn’t know how to answer this. Although it is true that there is no income in units of hundreds of millions, I always feel that there is something wrong that cannot be explained. You old man is really not prepared to treat the fantasy island chain as a human being. Did you read it?

"In business, it's normal to have losses and profits!" Lao Wang put a dollop of red hot sauce on the frozen eighteen-cut swimming crab and calmly changed the subject: "This thing feels a bit like a frozen pear when chewed. What do you want to eat? I’ll freeze it later.”

"You? Do you have this skill?"

"Where there are pears, there are crafts. By the way, everyone is showing off their meat these days. There are so many dead animals, big and small, that there is almost no room for them. Don't look at it. I'm talking about you two. Don't fight all day long. That little idea of ​​alienating plants, this time they are basically dead!”

"What? My wife, the air is turning into a terrible mess every second. I can't even take a few bites of satisfying food? What's the point of living this day!"

"It's good to have some food that can fill your stomach. People all over the world are doing ice service. Please understand!"

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Night, Diaojiaolou.

Li Laixi was very envious of Li Cang's ability to take a hot bath, blow cold wind and drink ice cream on a freezing cold day of -50 or 60 degrees below zero. Then she took a look at her unsatisfactory belly. The mermaid line was very graceful. It is obvious that his fists are clenched and his abdominal muscles are eight-pack, but his dysmenorrhea cannot be cured even by praying——

"Heredity! It must be heredity! Rao Qifang has done all kinds of bad things!"

Li Laixi sat on the edge of the bathtub wearing a bathrobe and said through gritted teeth.

Li Cang lay lazily in the bathtub: "Then if your thank you man doesn't have dysmenorrhea, or he has the same eyebrows as yours, my mother will tell you to follow my father!"

Don't worry, Rao Qifang can do it.

Li Lace teased the water like a pervert, and took the opportunity to rub Li Cang's abdominal muscles: "When can the insect nest be used? This bathtub is so small that I can't even move around. It's so boring!"

The bathtub in the bathroom of their house is a 1.8-meter single bathtub. It has hardly been used and has never been changed. Given the size of the two of them, Li Cang can barely fit in it alone. If both of them go in, it would be a difficult situation.

"Let's do a sunken style like our mom later," Li Cang said, "Aren't you going to do maintenance? You should be free these days, so you can arrange those bottles and jars."

Li Leisi suddenly became interested: "Let's do it together? Letixia is very skilled! You can also let her put on makeup for you! I've never seen you put on makeup before!"

Li Cang was like being stung by a poisonous scorpion: "I'm a grown man, why do I put on makeup? What kind of bad taste do you have? Are you a psychopath?"

"Why can't men put on makeup? Bah! Shallow! Ignorant! No interest!" Li Leisi persuaded with confidence, her bright big eyes shining, "With your foundation, Teacher Cang, just a few strokes, a rookie like 93 Suo Naizuizhen will have his legs softened like noodles when he sees you, come on, let's go secretly !”

“Run away!”

“Tsk~”

This woman said with disdain, but she got into the bathtub and leaned on Li Cang, groaning, “How can I be proud of someone like you who doesn’t know how to appreciate things when I’m beautiful, with a sweet voice, big breasts and a nice butt? Child marriages really hurt people a lot. You got the advantage, don’t you know?”

“Ah, yes, yes, yes.” Li Cang was so disgusted that he held Li Lasi’s slender waist with his hands, “How can you say that? If it weren’t for my mother, my mother would care more about this than you do!”

“Well, Rao Qifang still has some vision, just a little bit!”

The next morning, the temperature reached a terrifying minus 63 degrees. Although it was only for a few hours, it gave people a terrifying feeling that the fire in the fire pit would be frozen.

Li Leisi came to the bottom of the stilt house with her waist supported. The thin woolen sweater she wore gave her only a little respect in this scorching winter. When she saw Lao Wang yawning lazily on the sofa, she suddenly had the illusion of looking in the mirror.

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Lao Wang shuddered, and quickly turned his eyes away with a guilty conscience, fearing that this woman would ridicule him.

Li Leisi also ignored someone's big face as if she saw something dirty, but secretly a sneer hung on the corner of her mouth.

Heh, the young lady's medicine dregs, a chicken and a pottery dog!

Li Cang walked in with snow all over his body, stretched his waist refreshed, and the big magic wand floating behind him was also upright and tightly bent backwards, almost the same as Li Cang's movements.

"Fuck! Take that thing away from me!"

To be honest, Lao Wang's face changed drastically and he almost jumped up, looking extremely embarrassed.

"You can actually get up?" Although Li Leisi is a rough woman, she has a good sense of propriety in some special matters. As for Li Cang, he and Lao Wang never know how to be polite. They start by taunting and killing, "Tsk, come on, give Master Wang some nutrients, eat quickly!" The big corpse brother silently appeared with a huge octopus tentacle, followed by a class of lackeys holding ant legs and other tonics on a shiny silver tray - to be honest, Li Cang has always been dedicated to insulting Lao Wang. It is estimated that this guy has been thinking about how to play today's play since last night. Lao Wang almost died of anger: "You fucking you." It was sloppy. Master Wang, who had no psychological preparation, broke his defense. Of course, the reason why Master Wang broke his defense was not because of what he lost specifically, but because he lost in the whole thing. It has always been me, Wang, who has been taunting and arguing with everything. When will it be his turn to attack me in the face? "Zhong, serve the dishes~"

The young lady's skills and timing in rescuing people are always so perfect, comparable to the heat of cooking.

It can be seen that the young lady is in a visibly happy mood today. In addition to the four necessary alien antelopes, two roasted and two stewed in a pot, there are actually eight other dishes for breakfast, and she has been humming a relaxing folk song in the kitchen.

Li Leisi exclaimed and rubbed her sore waist: "Such a rich meal? Hungry! Food!"

Li Cang said meaningfully: "Yes, such a rich meal early in the morning, how long have you been busy, young lady?"

"No, just make a little bit!"

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Lao Wang's steel teeth are sharpened to the texture of a guillotine. Mr. Li, are you a dog? Are you still going on?

Li Cang chuckled twice, set up the grill, and threw the big tentacles of [This is an octopus] on it. He first seared it and then brushed it with oil. The fresh aroma of seafood and the aroma of the alienated silver ant legs mixed with the smell of charcoal fire can soothe people's hearts in the early morning of severe winter.

Li Lasi said bluntly: "Half-rare! But the outside should be a little burnt! I dip it in mustard soy sauce!"

"There is wasabi, it's frozen, but it tastes good when it's freshly ground." Tai Xiaoyi put a pot of soup on the table, "Okay, it's time to eat!"

Li Cang took the soup bowl from Lao Wang and drank it all in one go: "You are the only one who can make vegetable soup so delicious. Is this dried clams?"

"The mussels have been eaten. I quite like the taste of white and plump mussels!"

Tai Xiaoyi ate very little for breakfast and very slowly. She basically just tasted a few bites of each dish and drank a bowl of soup. Then she would hold the soup bowl with a smile, chat with everyone, serve soup and rice. Well, if she and Kong Jingqiao appeared at the dinner table at the same time, and there was usually a quarrel over the right to add vegetables and soup. It can only be said that the maternal brilliance of the two of them can order several bowls of rice, and if you miss a bite, you will feel inexplicably ashamed. .

"What's wrong with our shrimp monster sauce?" Li Laixi said in despair, "Who knows that there are no shrimp monsters on such a long coastline of Uncle Black Island, and it has to be imported. It's really disappointing. Last time Aunt Kong complained about the shrimp monster in the market. The shrimp monster can be sold for the price of three dried abalones with its shell!"

Tai Xiaoyi expressed confusion: "So for you Yanchuan people, shrimp paste and shrimp weird sauce are actually different?"

"Of course it's different. The shrimp paste smells so bad that even the dogs in Yanchuan won't eat it!"

Tai Xiaoyi was lost in thought over Li Lei's small plate of "smelly" shrimp paste. This kind of soft spot and exclusivity that goes beyond physiological indicators can even occasionally make a chef waver in his professionalism. —

Is my nose okay?

My tongue is not working?

Lao Wang added: "Actually, there aren't many that taste bad. The cooking methods are different. The main thing is that the yellow shrimp paste tastes better. This stuff is very expensive in many areas along the Yanchuan coastline. It's so expensive. To what extent? Let’s take Teacher Cang as an example. This guy is from Yanchuan. He didn’t take his first bite of authentic pure shrimp sauce until he was 13 years old~”

Li Cang nodded: "Indeed, but at that time I was no longer used to the taste. I am still indifferent to this thing, but I often pick up shrimp monsters for food."

A few people were eating and chatting when Li Cang's mini prayer interface suddenly popped up automatically and messages began to flood the screen.

"What's going on? Isn't it time for settlement yet?"

"Emmm Sherman is dead."

"Good guy, are you so confused?"

"Have you taught me about the mill? You probably don't want to go into the mill alive, right?"

Several people were chattering in various directions.

As Li Cang expected, Sherman, who had been completely drained, could not afford such a huge sum of coins, and there were not many decent things that could be used to pay off the debt. Therefore, the only object of the Gray Knight's enforcement was Sky Palace.

Li Cang did not hesitate and directly transferred the ownership of the Sky Palace to Tai Xiaoyi's name.

The Gray Knight has such an advantage. Before the dust settles completely, no matter land, skills, bloodline or anything that is not allowed to be traded under normal circumstances, you can choose among the four people to implement the goal. The degree of anthropomorphism is far beyond the small Coin boy.

Old Wang clasped his fists with both hands and solemnly said: "I would like to congratulate the young lady on taking charge of the palace. All the scenery in heaven and earth is prepared, and Fangyuan Yingxi Grand View is famous!"

Li Cang thought he knew a thing or two about naming: "It's the Grand View Garden, young lady. Professionals suggest calling it Nantianmen!"

Li Laisi's brows turned into black knots: "Can you rely on some statistics? How about giving such an important item a name that is easy to understand? It's also the Grand View Garden and the Nantianmen. Why not call it Wuguantang?"