The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Due to his personality, it is understandable that Lao Wang's five-horse spear was startled and he was fed by Kong Jingqiao's mother and daughter. It is also understandable that he cries hungry and cries for food, but his tragic appearance makes him It’s hard for people to understand.

"I got fucked by a fucking Monroe missile!"

Lao Wang was shouting while eating, his voice was very unclear. Of course, as for the insignificant details that he was blown up into the sky because he tried to take away the "lucky missile" by force, Master Wang naturally selectively ignored it. The month of priorities has its waxing and waning phases.

Kong Jingqiao and Jin Yujing looked at him dumbfounded when they heard this: "Monroe declared war on the base??"

"No," Lao Wang choked and coughed, "I wanted to sneak into the Monroe storm area to conduct a reconnaissance. It was so damn accurate. I blasted it out with one shot. Mom, let me tell you, the defense force We really need talents like you, no, we really need top talents like you in the industry. Then the food made by the fucking cooking class is not for people to eat, it is pig food, pig food, I will get more Food, I, I don’t have enough to eat, what am I going to do if I can’t even eat it?”

Li Cang sneered. Aunt Kong and Miss Zhuyu had been feeding you every day for the past few years. What level of cooking must be done to satisfy you? Hehe, you have been hungry for half a month and you have to change your name to timi. Shi Zhenxiang.

However, Kong Jingqiao really did it when her son-in-law came to her door and looked for milk, and her face turned into a smile: "In the army, the main thing is to eat well. The balance of calories and nutrition is the main thing, and the taste is limited. You try your best under the conditions, but you can’t cater to everyone’s taste. How can you get used to eating that kind of food? Well, didn’t you just go and have a look and come back? Why did you stay so long?”

"Isn't the instructor over there? I thought about following along and joining in the fun. Niang Xipi's America dog thieves are really not human beings. To save them once, they have to bite the base back. Just watch. Sooner or later, we will have a battle with the base~ "Old Wang was busy eating. Half of his face showed the enjoyment and happiness of the supreme delicious food, and the other half showed extreme disgust for some white-skinned pigs. The whole person looked extremely divided, "It has regressed, America has no one, Really, when I was not good enough, I was quite willing to be an isolationist. Isn’t it that Asia, Europe and Africa have nothing to do with the Americas? Isn’t it that all three sides still win? Now I plan to roll up my sleeves. I ended up in person, tsk, I haven’t even put on half of my pants yet I can’t wait to show off my buttocks, it’s really impressive!”

Kong Jingqiao scolded: "Eat yours. Well, let's wait a little longer. There are still a few dishes that are still under cooking~"

"This is the first time I've seen someone cook for himself. Master Wang is really gifted and the old god's farts are extraordinary." Li Cang said cheerfully, "What do you say in the storm area?"

"You haven't eaten yet? Oh, isn't this just the time for me to catch up! Then I won't eat! I'll wait to eat better!" Lao Wang continued: "It's lively, that's a lively business, America is unlucky The ghosts have been a living target since they came up, and they are in a hurry now. The island chain that has been occupying their main island chain has been pushed out 32 kilometers away~"

"I think it's okay here at the base. It's a useful one for the national defense formation. If you ask me, you really need to take a look at the base's clearance tactics. It's quite unexpected. By the way, I heard that it was done here. A jump point? What kind of bullshit luck! Could this be the result of my bad luck?"

"For the time being, I haven't seen any walking corpses and strange beasts worthy of your greed. They are all just so-so and unremarkable. However, there are so many of them. I've almost sprayed a lot of them in the past two days!"

"I didn't see any slave island with a master, and I didn't see any living people. One more thing, there are a bunch of black mist islands outside, but not a single walking corpse was seen on the island. It's really a ghost."

"Oh yes, it's like the whole family has moved inside Monroe. There's no movement. It is said that the jump storm broke out directly in the Monroe storm area. They should have directly withstood the most severe first round of impact. I think the situation is not serious. That’s right, Teacher Cang, do you think old Heath Moore really dares to attack the base?”

Li Cang held his chin and said nothing for a long time. It took him a while to come up with an irrelevant sentence: "The homologous channel has been banned. Have you tried the relics? Is it time for the little lady to start today?"

"I tried it, but it didn't work. This is a fucking interference in a specific frequency band that has no moral bottom line. Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light the lamps. Teacher Cang, do you think there is a possibility? Let's get a supernova in the future. A super jump point of the same brightness can be placed on an empty island to suppress all other jump transmissions? Isn’t this a bird teleportation array that can defeat the king?”

I have to say that Lao Wang, who has a shaky mind, can still come up with some useful information, and he can always give people unexpected surprises at some inexplicable times. Of course, this thing only needs to be thought about, and the actual probability of achieving it is It's probably better than nothing like Li Cang's old joke about Time and Space Slash.

dinner.

Jin Yujing was very proud today. The king crab with scallion oil and yellow croaker in soup that she ordered were all on the table. Among the twenty or so ordinary dishes, there was one plate that was quite unique.

Lao Wang pondered over the plate of toys for a long time: "Mom, could this be..."

“Turkey wings!”

"Where is your body?" Lao Wang glanced at Dabai who came out of the kitchen with a full burp, his eyes instantly full of sympathy, "Oh, thank you for your hard work, Bai!"

Dabai: "?"

Kong Jingqiao smiled and said, "When the unit was doing free dinner a few days ago, we used the donated materials to make canned meat. There were a lot of turkey skins and wings left over, but no one wanted them. I saw it was a waste, so I brought them all back. If you don't like them, leave them there and I'll eat them later."

"My goodness, donating materials and turkeys, how reluctant are you? I heard from others that people in the Ming Dynasty said that the wings and legs of turkeys can be eaten, and the rest are recommended to be fed to dogs?"

"We have an idiom called dry wood and raging fire, and every word is talking about it!" Qin Zhenzhen laughed so hard, "Most of the things that were missed by Zhang Qian's Goods and Zheng He's Selection have reasons. They even took the swallow's nest on the cliff to bring back to the emperor~"

Li Cang sat silently at the table, pushing away a bowl of old-fashioned dried abalone: ​​"Since you are so disgusted, I will be disrespectful to refuse this plate of wings. Who wants this bowl of abalone?"

Abalone, a creature that makes Teacher Cang feel sad and terrified when he sees it and is suspected to be edible. In his heart, there is no thing that can be more disgusted than abalone. It's just a turkey, not worth mentioning, not to mention the wings.

Lao Wang snorted and said to this guy with extreme contempt: "Look at you, you are so arrogant that you don't even eat abalone. The world can't accommodate you~"

"Pingzi, go, put the silkworm pupae and water lice on his side!"

"Fuck, brother, I was wrong, brother, take it away, take it away, hey, Mr. Ping, Mr. Ping, please show mercy and talk it over!"

Everyone was speechless for a while. Every time they were ridiculed and beaten, why did they have to provoke the person who knew them best in the world? Can courting death really be a belief?