The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Everything seems to be normal on the empty island, and the only thing that is abnormal seems to be the people.

"Really, I really saw something swimming from your left eye to your right eye. It was red, like a big fucking koi, and it splashed in the water!"

"Are you talking? What's going on?"

"You should make a fucking noise!"

"Eyes." Li Cang was holding vegetables on his chopsticks and holding a tall Coke cup in his hand. "Well, it said it would lend me my eyes to tune in, jump channels, and enjoy the scenery on the road. If there are too many lice, don't bite the debt." Don’t worry if it’s too much. It’s hard to say whether it can be used after I get out.”

Lao Wang was stunned: "You are so fucking awesome!"

"Him? What him?"

After slurping the toothbrush for a long time, Lao Wang said: "If I said that there was a woman, um, a woman in a corpse state, who almost captured your family and became the wife of the stronghold, would you be surprised or surprised?"

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After the meal, the three girls tied up the contemporary rail line succubus, and carefully studied the attractive face for a long time.

"What's that look in your eyes? I think he looks just average!"

"Sister Leilei, the smell of Versailles splashed on my face. Teacher Cang is still a little bit good-looking!"

"Traitor! Get out!"

"So, Teacher Cang's charming nature has really transcended species?"

"What? Lao Wang obviously means that this thing is greedy for our Teacher Cang's body!"

"Haha, when I wait for my mother to get out, I first gouge out his eyeballs, and then fight with that thing to the death, snatching the man over my head, you don't know how to flatter me!"

"But what if it looks good?"

Li Laisi crossed her legs, pinched her chin and raised her eyebrows, unscrupulously releasing the essence of the female mountain eagle: "Cut off the owl's head, the wrath of Terraria's Crazy Star!"

"Clam??"

Li Cang rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Three heroines, is the torture over?"

"Presumptuous! Call me the boss!"

"Second Master!"

"I'm the third boss, hoho~?"

Li Cang opened his mouth weakly: "Have I become a part of your play?"

"Goose goose goose!" Li Laixi couldn't pretend any longer, "It's really boring and has no interest at all. What are you looking at? Why don't you help Madam up?"

Just as Li Cang was about to break off the useless leather product, he suddenly realized that this thing was a cherry red color with a very exquisite workmanship, and had complicated and gorgeous totem patterns traced by buried thread, and he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

"Where did you find this thing? It's so expensive! The bald man said this set is an out-of-print master craftsmanship!"

There is no doubt that this thing is definitely a few sets from the bald Boris as a parting gift, and Li Cang recognized it at a glance.

(Note: The plot of robbing the contracted island chain can be found after Chapter 255)

"You also said you don't know martial arts? You can recognize this? I know you don't have any good intentions! Do you want to try it too? You dirty thing!"

"Ha~"

The nanny is going to impose sanctions, but you are really the evil one to complain first.

"Out of print! Maybe there is someone who is willing to spend a lot of money to buy it!" Li Cang carefully took off the thing, "Clean it up and go down to rest. It will definitely not stop tonight. Lao Wang is useless and won't sleep." Don't expect him to wake up for a few days and nights, I have to watch for a few days first."

Qin Zhenzhen said mysteriously: "Hey, I saw the little lady went to wash up a long time ago!"

Suo Zhi Hui gave her a blank look: "You are the only one who talks too much!"

After reaching the third line, everyone was exhausted and had to go through a more difficult seal. Li Laixi went back to the room by herself. Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen insisted on saying that they wanted to accompany Li Cang, but in the end they didn't even If they could survive the third cold joke, they would sleep happily on the sofa in front of the fireplace in the stilted building.

After being silent for a long time, Li Cang asked himself suspiciously: "Are the jokes I told not so funny? They are all the essence of what I heard on the operating table!"

"Goose goose~"

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Liliana covered her lips in a pretentious manner: "Master, your sense of humor is comparable to that of the stars and the sea, especially the one about the appendix and duodenum just now. By the way, master, what is the duodenum?"

"But that's the first thing I talked about." Li Cang suddenly stared at Liliana's face, "Are you wearing makeup?"

"Make-up is the most basic social etiquette! Well, okay, Letitia actually told me!"

"It's well done. I mean the corpses on the island. The way they are arranged is very humorous."

"Your race seems to have a Jingguan view?" Liliana covered Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui with a blanket, "For us, this is a sacrifice to the soul, a way to please the supreme will, and a It is an extremely elegant art. You must know that the exquisite workmanship, intricate inscriptions and fine inscriptions can be used as a national gift between the countries of Purgatory!"

"What do we have to lose?"

"Many parts of the building had to be repaired, but Letitia and I did not have the authority to shelter. From the next day onwards, those ugly and dirty monsters began to land on the island. Letitia was very ill-minded. Use it, if I hadn’t asked Dayu to go ahead and trim the terrain according to your habit, I don’t know how much wear and tear the empty island would have had!”

Li Cang chuckled: "What, this world line still doesn't suit your taste? I'm still a little surprised that you didn't take the opportunity to run away."

Liliana's charming smile froze: "My greatest master, I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Get out!"

Li Cang waved his hand to signal the female devil to disappear from his sight, and leaned against the fireplace to roast potatoes and sour green apples as usual. This stuff could not satisfy the subordinates' amazing consumption and equally amazing appetite, but it could give people a great sense of security and happiness.

"Damn it, I lost a lot this time!"

When Li Cang ate the sixth potato, Qin Zhenzhen woke up.

She had been lying down since she entered the third line, and she also took ginseng nourishing pills. Both her physical strength and mental state were better than Suo Zhihui and Tai Xiaoyi.

"Wow, I knew you adults always like to eat secretly in the middle of the night without telling the children!"

"Adults? Children?"

"Yeah~" Qin Zhenzhen jumped to the front of the fireplace with one leg, her nose flaring, "Sour, sweet, what else is inside?"

"Unripe apples."

"Oh"

Qin Zhenzhen quickly pulled out the target from inside. The child who had never suffered had no idea where to start facing the hot ball with white foam sizzling in the cracks of the black roast: "Is this a success or a failure?"

No one can be indifferent to such wet and eager eyes like a deer. When Li Cang reacted, the spoon was inexplicably in Qin Zhenzhen's hand.

"Love you!" Qin Zhenzhen's sour little face twisted, and then she exuded a kind of heartfelt happiness, and her mouth was spitting hot air, "Anything else? I want one more, no, two!"