The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

18th Happiness: Telling Each Other Your Heart

Old Wang studied Loki's front elbow and palm: "This thing can be braised and stewed for several hours. I guess the bear paw is just like that, and it's less fishy. What's the matter? It's been chatting with you all night. It knows too much. The time has come!"

"Show some respect. This is a new fireman. He can work for three months with a mutant antelope. It's cheaper than gas and charcoal!"

"Why do I remember that we burn biogas?"

"The young lady is kind for not poisoning you. The biogas broke down a year ago. Are you sleepwalking there?"

"Really?" Old Wang finally finished the raw bacon. "Hey, you've been back for a day, and you're so comfortable stewing a pot of meat?"

"You want to know if I sneaked back to confront the little coin kid. Who asked you to be a traitor to the island?"

"It's rare for us to talk to each other from the bottom of our hearts, I hope you don't be ungrateful!"

"Believe it or not, I'll put you in the jar and let you feel what it means to be honored?"

"Hey! Can I come out after I finish eating?"

"Do you still want to come out?"

"What else, how to stew food in that jar next time?" Lao Wang took out a frozen hard braised pork elbow from somewhere, put it in his mouth and ate it, and the ice chips made a crackling sound, "You haven't figured out how to use those things on the third line?"

Li Cang's expression was a little embarrassed, annoyed, and furious: "I always feel that it's not hot enough. I rarely have a clear mind when I drink that wine recently. I

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"Wonderful, who would have thought that a mere fruit wine could have such a wonderful use besides that? Auntie has made a great contribution, so great, I said, our mother I still gave less cards for the "nothing to do" card!"

"What the hell!" Li Cang raised his hand and touched the temperature of the lid of the big jar, and felt that it was okay, "I was half asleep and half awake just now, as if I had a dream"

"Got chased by ghosts? Female ghost!"

"I advise you to be kind, can't you timi wish me a little good, tell me, what does it look like after people die?"

"Fuck! Why do you always do these evil things? You fucking call this wishing you a little good? !"

"It's not you, can you use an equal, critical, objective attitude and academic spirit to look at things and problems, you are nakedly prejudiced, do you know?"

"I fucking just." Lao Wang was dumbfounded, and felt that he was also fucking curious, "I am really cheap, then you tell me, you tell me, what do you think it looks like!"

"I haven't seen it, or I forgot about it after seeing it, but.” Li Cang frowned and said solemnly: “I have thought about it. After I die, when the body is kept, the flowers around the coffin don’t need real flowers or silk flowers. Change them all to cacti. The feeling of being watched is too terrible. Let them stay away from me. And the kneeling pad, change it to a big wooden fish for those who are not familiar with me so that they can accumulate merits. Change it to a massage board for those who are familiar with me to prevent them from crying. Especially for people like you, the coffin should be made of soundproof material to avoid noise. The tombstone must be made of cancerous and deformed ones. I don’t want anyone to dare to touch me. Let the bone sister and the knife sister come to guard the tomb. They have a good relationship, so there will be no fighting. The cemetery, the cemetery Xuanqiu Gou Kun can make do with it, and go around the world.”

Lao Wang: ヽ

Fuck you.

You fucking have some spirit of holy relics. What a chaotic guard of the country.

Well.

Lao Wang is not particularly concerned about such unimportant issues as when this bastard will pay him a salary or take him away when he is dead. That is, he wants to laugh just thinking about what kind of surprise someone will face when he comes to dig up this guy's grave.

"What about you?"

"Me? Me? Me——"

"Forget it, soak your ashes in a foot bath, right? I understand."

"???"

Anyway, the material flow will not be around until dawn, so the two of them simply renovated the stilt house thoroughly. The lackeys and bugs all over the world can give people a unique sense of security. If Li Cang is willing to spend a little more brains and money, the mere high-fall damage can't break the living defense of the sky island.

Lao Wang carried the last main beam that needed to be replaced and walked on the ridge: "Pure wood and stone structure things are troublesome. I should have known not to keep this weird shelter structure."

The main beam was topped up, firecrackers were hung, and the green light flashed again, which was quite lively.

"The work is done, and the things are packed. That jar."

"I'll bring it back for everyone to taste later. The temperature has begun to rise, and the density of the material flow has decreased. It is possible to rush out at any time. Someone must stay on the island to look after the house."

Old Wang was confused for a while. When he looked downstairs, Li Cang was gone. So his eyes drifted to Letixia and Liliana who were passing by innocently: "Since you are not human, then this person. Isn't it me?"

The two girls didn't care about the oil bottle that fell over and didn't help them sleep in the leaky room for a long time. They walked into the house gracefully, talking and laughing.

"Fuck!"

"Big beast! Little beast!"

"Li Cang, leave me some soup. Don't even take the jar away. Just leave me some soup. I've been smelling the soup all night!"

Li Cang: "You want to grab some soup, so help yourself!"

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"You really didn't even leave any soup?"

"No!"

"Go, go, go, go"

"You know what, this jar made by Xiao Zhong is really good, it matches your craftsmanship, Xiao Cang, don't take it back, keep it for me~" Kong Jingqiao came out of the kitchen, holding two woven baskets with lids on both sides, which were neatly packed with breakfast, "Dabai, come here, take the meal to your mother, Ah Fei, go with it!"

Dabai heard the words and drove over like a truck, turned sideways and lay horizontally at the kitchen door to let Kong Jingqiao tie the two woven baskets on both sides of his body. Ah Fei snored twice, stretched his waist and jumped onto his back, stepped on the milk and made a nest, then lay down and continued to sleep.

Li Cang asked curiously, "Just deliver the food, why bring Ah Fei with you? Isn't our Ah Fei a social phobic?"

"This kid, how can a cat be socially phobic?" Kong Jingqiao smiled and opened both doors for Dabai, letting Dabai's huge body go out of the villa, "Don't bring Ah Fei with you, he will spend money recklessly, fool around until late at night, often drunk, and his fur is dirty as if he went to the countryside to plant rice."

A group of people sucked the marrow of the cut cattle metacarpal bones and phalanges, and looked forward to Dabai walking down the mountain with happy steps behind the door with great interest.

Qin Zhenzhen muttered: "Dabai's little pocket is full of cards. I envy it so much. It spends money wherever it goes. It doesn't need to think about anything, just bark. It lives a super happy life!"

Suo Zhihui: "What are you envious of? Isn't it another you in the world?"

"You are annoying!"

"Will it not go to a party with its friends and then go through several snack streets to deliver meals?"

"Oh no, Dabai is very reliable. It has delivered meals many times. Besides, there are supervisors!"

"Ah Fei is really strict. Last time I saw it beat Dabai and made him cry. The furry child weighing several tons cried like an air raid alarm!"

"Ah Fei is so good at fighting?"

"I laughed. Comrade Qin Zhenzhen may not be our Ah Fei's opponent. With a move of a tiger descending from the mountain, there is no mountain that it can't flatten in the hot spring mountain!"

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