The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Ha~

Still running?

Did the monk escape from the temple?

Li Cang quickly took out the new Huawei P135.5 pro max, which was unpacked yesterday and had just held a press conference in January 2026, from his pocket, night mode!

Wow, the picture quality is great.

So what, if you chase us, you won’t be able to catch up.

But if the video of a few seconds can be converted into a GIF by Little Peep and posted on the forum, Li Cang would not dare to take his surname without making hundreds of coins!

What the fuck is called a fucking social death record~

The big chameleon ran to the edge of the floating island without hesitation, it was a leap of faith.

It spread its limbs in mid-air, actually pulling out two rugged wing membranes from under its armpits, gliding with difficulty against the large iron gate, and soon disappeared into the shadow below the base of the fragmented island.

"???"

I'm afraid this thing isn't a suture monster, right?

"Teacher Cang, what's going on?"

"Where are you!"

Li Leisi and Lao Wang were still woken up, and each rushed out of the stilted building with weapons in hand.

"I'm fine, stay behind!"

Lao Wang was barefoot and wearing only a pair of big pants, looking at the messy sheepfold,

"Fuck, what's going on?"

"You're not afraid of freezing to death," Li Cang spit out a mouthful of blood, "It seems hard for me to explain it for a while."

Fortunately, he has criminal evidence in his hand.

After watching the video, Lao Wang felt that he was offended.

"What the hell is this? What are you doing stealing the door of our sheepfold?"

"Hetui," Li Cang spat, "Maybe I'm attracted by your craftsmanship?"

Li Laixi: I feel so tired, I really want to kill my little friend to sacrifice to heaven.

Li Leisi stepped forward angrily and supported Li Cang.

"Will that thing come back?"

"Probably not, it's not too badly injured."

"Elbow, come into the house with me."

"!"

Lao Wang didn't know whether it was because he was cold or because a certain sentence touched a certain nerve. He suddenly held his buttocks between his legs and shivered.

"It's so cold."

Li Cang's injuries were extremely serious. The big chameleon passed through the fence and entered his soul. He diagnosed himself as having broken a certain bone in his chest and a few ribs. He felt that the mere intradermal injury was not a big deal. .

After entering the house, he suddenly shook his head in confusion.

"Dalei, why do I hear the sound of water in my head? I vaguely remember that I knocked a little bit just now."

This sentence frightened Li Laisi and Lao Wang, and Dr. Xiaobizizi came online immediately.

Good news: There is no sound of water in Li Cang's head.

Bad news: the watery sound is coming from inside the chest.

Diagnosis: Liver rupture.

A good scrubbing treatment.

Afterwards, Li Cangsheng shouted with great vigor and energy: "There is indeed a bug in the little coin boy. A crack on the liver can be considered a trauma. It's cheaper than the last time he treated his arm??"

"Yeah, yeah," Li Laisi rolled her eyes in excitement, "You make what you make, you make a lot of money, okay, next time you must remember to do it again according to the injury~"

She tapped Li Cang's chest: "Remember, aim, the liver is here."

"Daleizi, your sudden humor makes me very happy."

"Each other."

Lao Wang, who was still unfinished, went up and punched Li Cang on the chest:

"Little Coin Boy said that the blood inside can eventually be absorbed by itself without treatment. Is that true or false? Did it cut corners?"

"Get out! Go make breakfast!"

"Hey" Lao Wang reached out and pulled on the apron and put it on. As if his brain was twitching, he suddenly put on a bodybuilder pose and showed off his muscles, "Well, do you think I'm awesome?"

Li Leisi instantly felt like she was going blind——

Don’t forget, this guy only has one pair of pants on him!

"I think you look stupid," Li Cang was silent for a while, "Can you please do some work that is acceptable to carbon-based organisms?"

"Hey, you are just jealous~"

Lao Wang twisted his butt and walked away, leaving behind a broad and thick figure wearing trousers, an apron, and an exposed back.

Emmm, don’t ask, just asking is to strongly recommend Shi Leng to arrange a new uniform for Nazha.

Lao Wang told Tai Xiaoyi that there was half a cavity of blood in Li Cang's chest that needed to be recovered a second time, and he had to ask the young lady to arrange stir-fried duck blood with motherwort for him, saying it was to replenish blood.

It was very difficult for Xiaoyi

Flower growers have always done this: protect whoever has the least.

Li Cang specially allocated a large area of ​​water for the few ducks to move around. Although the water is now frozen, it is enough to prove that the current status of the ducks is basically comparable to the original food reserve.

If he eats this, Li Cang will be heartbroken to death?

Lao Wang noticed Tai Xiaoyi's hesitation.

"Hey, that's it, watch me perform!"

Several ducks were squealing and screamed as he took them out of the sheepfold, pressed them to the ground and worked on them. Then, an intravenous infusion needle was inserted into the armpit of each duck, and the duck's blood dripped into the same place. In a small bowl.

A total of less than half a bowl of blood was poured out.

"Well, that's almost enough. You little ones are just afraid of a hammer. Scientific research shows that proper blood donation is good for your health~" Lao Wang turned to everyone and said with a playful smile: "I'm telling you, this fried duck blood is good for everyone today." Don’t grab it, it’s all for Teacher Cang!”

A few ducks huddled in the corner in shock. They were lucky enough to witness their own blood being made into blood tofu on the spot:

"Gah, gah gah~"

The strange knowledge has been added again. You can brag about it with your friends who didn't come back. After all, serious ducks usually don't live to see this scene.

Tai Xiaoyi opened her mouth in an O shape, and judging from her expression, she was stimulated by the high-energy events throughout the process and began to doubt her life.

Li Cang smacked his lips: "You are such a dog"

"You are scolding the cook before we even start cooking?" Lao Wang had a sad expression of being let down, "You are so bold! I'm going to poison your food! Miss, go to the underground supermarket and buy me two pounds of sildenafil!"

The spicy duck blood is made with dried chili peppers found in the village today. It is probably made by baking and drying green chili peppers. It is a very strange thing, but it tastes pretty good.

In addition, there is also the little wild boar that Lao Wang exchanged for in the central island before.

The wild boar has hard bones and hard meat, and it is fishy. It is barely acceptable to stew it with strong alcohol and low heat for a long time.

If you are used to the lingering wild taste, the meat texture is actually worth a try.

There are almost no large fats on the wild boar, but the fat content in the lean meat that looks red in some parts is absolutely explosively high, because it is so smooth when it is stewed.

If it is really as thin as it looks, it will not taste like this.

After eating, Li Cang wiped the oil on his mouth,

"Too much oil and water, I have to eat some lizards at noon to lighten the taste. Uh. I mean eat some vegetables to lighten the taste."

Old Wang Li Lace smiled politely.

"It's okay." Li Cang didn't care anymore: "I admit that I have a grudge, but I looked carefully. The big lizard is a big chameleon. It doesn't matter what it is. Anyway, it doesn't show any signs of being infected by zombies. There are no zombies on the island. The big ant can barely be related to the zombies, so what about it?"

"You have more than a little grudge," Old Wang scratched his head.

Li Leisi was thoughtful.

"You mean, this guy who stole the door had another reason?"

Li Cang said:

"The alienated seeds and eggs sacrificed by Lao Wang are very... How should I describe it? Suspicious. Anyway, let's not worry about the origin of this thing for now."

"Can we regard 'alienated blood' as a virus-like thing, it infects people, people become zombies, and zombies then infect beasts in some way, such as biting or touching, and the infected beasts will inevitably have the characteristics of zombies."

"The zombies' signs of being neither dead nor alive are too obvious, but this chameleon clearly It's obviously different. I suspect it may not be infected by zombies."

"Remember the first post that mentioned the sickleman? The one that started with an alien dog!"

"Oh~" Lao Wang realized, "You said this thing would be very 'valuable', right!"

"Another first-generation sub-strain of the original virus!" Li Cang took a deep breath, "Miss Qiu and the electric mouse were born by coincidence and luck, but with the alien blood of the chameleon, we may not have to rely on luck anymore, but mass-produce the beast faction's fate servants like producing lackeys!"

Li Lace had only one thought in her mind at the moment: new! More! Furry pets!

She couldn't help licking her lips, her eyes shining,

"What are you waiting for, get it!"