The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

In the middle of the night, Li Laisi the dog sneaked out of the room and tiptoed downstairs. As a result, he bumped into the young lady wrapped in a blanket, holding a cup of hot drink and sitting in a recliner beside the fire pit, lost in thought.

"Eh?"*2

There is a pot of stewed meat in the fire pit. The aroma of slightly simmering charcoal firewood is particularly moving on a cold winter night. The reddish-yellow flames are as awkward and swaying as the expressions on the two people's faces.

Tai Xiaoyi said awkwardly: "Ahem, Zhong. He is hungry. I, I, I will help him get something to eat. The stew will be ready soon. I also need to cook some noodles with broth. Do you want a bowl?"

Li Leisi patted her belly: "Don't mess with me, I'm full!"

"oh"

A sack for the ball?

By the way, is there something wrong with the location where you took the photo?

"Pfft~"*2

The two of them finally got over it and started laughing.

Comrade Li Laixi took out a few bottles of the cold, high-altitude gold vodka and placed them next to the chair: "We will go to hell if we do this. We will definitely go to hell."

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't, he deserves it!" Tai Xiaoyi pursed her lips and couldn't help laughing: "But if you exploit Li Cang like this, be careful that he comes back to retaliate against you!"

"Hey, he doesn't know how to enjoy it. What's my level? I'm a white dolphin who entered Taoism through martial arts. Well, the above sentence was praised by him! In short, it doesn't matter if I move a finger or he moves one My poor academic skills are a disgrace to my family!"

"Wait a minute, there are scenes here. Please don't reveal the details. Hey, I don't need to be overly involved in this kind of thing. It's eye-catching!"

"What did I say! What did I say? You obviously made it up in your own head. You can't tell. Comrade Tai Xiaoyi, I didn't expect you to be such a young lady. You are so polite on the surface, but behind your back, behind your back, tsk ~”

Tai Xiaoyi looked Li Laisi up and down, and rolled her eyelids cutely: "You are a bad guy, don't talk to me!"

Then, Li Laixi, a fierce bitch, started acting like a bitch, rubbing her belly pretentiously: "What are you talking about? That's weird, your eldest nephew is still young, so he can't listen to such words. ~”

Tai Xiaoyi was dumbfounded: "You, you, you?!"

Really full of bad ideas.

In every sense.

Even now, Tai Xiaoyi still can't stand the cruel and destructive, shameless and violent sense of humor of the three people. She gets a shiver all over her body every time. This is simply unbearable for a normal person and a serious person. Heavy.

"What me me me me, little miss, don't you look radiant with your skin and tender flesh? Hey, oh, oh, why is it so red here?"

"Don't pinch me, don't touch me."

After cooking the noodles, Tai Xiaoyi had finished the entire bottle of wine, and Li Laisi still had more than half of the bottle left. Tai Xiaoyi ran away quickly with a pot of stew and a bowl of noodles, her steps frightened and her back shuffling.

After a while, Li Cang, whose face was glowing, hurriedly came down from upstairs: "What's the matter? I saw the young lady just now. Why did she look at me so strangely and didn't pay attention to me when I talked to her?"

Li Laisi completely lost her previous arrogance and domineering attitude. She looked at this animal that was as successful as Timi in harvesting yin and replenishing yang. She shouted: "Maybe she is afraid that Wang will die on the bed. Hurry up, hurry up. I'm starving to death. Okay." You little lady, you really only gave me a bowl of bare noodles, and you didn’t even share the meat with me. My waist hurts so much, come here and massage it for me!”

"Then am I cooking or working?" Li Cang picked up a half piece of alienated antelope meat from the beam and carried it in his hand, "Hey, I approve of the young lady cooking other dishes, but big The pot of stewed meat is still a little different from the one I brought with you, the Master Magician. Her ingredients are too heavy. Can you smell it? Look, the smell of nutmeg is all over the world!"

"My stomach hurts too! Do you mean to let me eat air or drink northwest wind?"

Li Cang's expression suddenly faded, he picked up the half bottle of wine on the ground and put it in Li Laisi's arms: "You are my father! Day after day, my adopted daughter has never been so good at sticking her teeth! Just now you were so enthusiastic about purchasing goods for your descendants. What? Wait! Dad!"

There was a big pot of stewed meat, and a basket of ham and steamed taro was set up for the girl. She was asked to wait while eating. She squatted beside him and picked up the dried mushrooms from the basket, picking and washing them one by one.

Li Laisi lay lazily on the rattan rocker, taking a sip of wine and squinting her eyes: "Hey, whose little daughter-in-law is this? She is so beautiful. Look up and let me see what she is. What kind of craft work do you do?"

"I'm digging into your ancestral grave!"

"Bah, you're a straight man, why should you have some fun!"

"Oh, each other!"

At three o'clock in the morning, Li Leisi was already enjoying the steaming mushroom soup stewed with meat and dried vegetables.

The sun was about to rise, but only a thousand auspicious streaks bloomed on the skyline. The light of the morning glow made the gloomy sky bright red and purple, but under the clouds, there was another light and shadow.

The dirty fog is like an ocean, a pool of stagnant water.

On the surface of the dense foggy ocean, densely packed black rotten moss floated. It was so flat that almost no undulations could be seen, as if it had been milled, and it also looked like a dry river bed, with cracks crisscrossing it and a layer of mud. The corners of the piece are slightly curved.

"Hiss." Li Cang frowned. His subconscious three-phase perception was like a mud cow entering the sea. The dirty and sticky texture made his brain dizzy. "This place is already dead."

A faint, dull smell of decay gradually spread across the sky island, and the thick fog that could not be dissolved gradually began to cling to the edge of the sky island as the two sides approached each other, with waves rising, but still lifeless.

When Li Cang Laowang's sky island approached, those actually quite large geological fragments made a disgusting squeaking sound like a rotten sticky blanket, squeezed out dense folds, and then were pushed away, or hung around the sky island and drifted with the current.

As the sky island stirred up this airspace, the faint, dull smell of decay gradually became thicker, and gradually turned into a rotten, rotten, and fierce stench.

Li Leisi followed Li Cang to the edge of the sky island, frowning and covering her nose: "What the hell is this? Why is it so disgusting!"

Li Cang opened his mouth and uttered a sentence that Li Leisi understood every word but was very confusing when put together: "Corpse, dead sky island!"

Comrade Da Leizi was stunned for a long time: "Subordinate sky island?"

"Track line sky island!"

Comrade Da Leizi was even more confused: "Even if I have been exploited by you once, it won't be to this extent. We have seen those sky islands that were polluted and sunken by black vine seeds. Do you want to hear what you are talking about?!"