The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"It's so dirty!" Qiao Shasha's expression was very realistic, "He's going to take you to take a bath, why don't you start enjoying yourself now, why are you hanging around here!"

"I, I, I'm afraid. No way."

As the saying goes, three punches can shatter the dream of a great sage, and half a day can feed a tiger pioneer.

I used to be eager to try and compete with God, but now I am submissive and cowardly like a doormat. Fu Jinxin feels that she has been crushed to pieces, and the buds of the little tiger are about to be broken off.

This, this, this.

This is exactly the same as the homework I did in advance!

My deductions, my preparations, my girlish heart, my mind wide open, my life's running lights. It's fragmented, it's fragmented.

Qiao Shasha mistook me!

Fu Jin's heart was dripping with sweat, like a real liquid. His hair was disheveled and he looked confused. There was a kind of laziness and absurdity on his face that was so badly ruined: "Where is the promised Bu Tan collaboration, and where is the promised tutorial for beginners?" , we agreed to protect each other, and we agreed to be in love with each other, Sister Shasha, you lied!"

"How did I lie to you?"

"You said. You said it was quick. Biu was over in a flash! You, you, you said it was fun to bully him! You, you, you said that he just looks fierce but is actually not scary at all, but he is gentle and gentle! He You almost ate me alive just now!”

"Just tell me whether it's fast or not! Just tell me whether it's interesting or not!"

"If you faint, then time does go by very quickly."

"Silly boy, what nonsense are you talking about? It's called eating the marrow and knowing the taste and the soul leaving the body. It's very interesting to have such a performance. Do you want to watch it? I just took a close-up!"

"???"

Qiao Shasha!

Are you so perverted? !

Fu Jinxin rushed forward to argue with the eldest sister who had no moral bottom line, as if she had saved her life. When the bathroom door rang, Qiao Shasha said in a sullen voice: "Tsk, what a beautiful body~"

Fu Jinxin's Taoist heart was immediately shattered.

Shivering, he shrank back into the quilt, like a piece of water-absorbing sea surface that could be flattened, rounded, and easily bullied. There was only a thin slit left in the quilt to observe the enemy's situation. It was not a loss, or he would die. Be a full-fledged ghost.

He is good at fighting and fighting, and his virtue is on the back of a jackal.

In just that moment, Fu Jinxin was suddenly able to understand Qiao Shasha's feelings, and she was suddenly able to explain her own feelings. It used to be difficult to overcome the sea, but Wushan was not Yun. It turned out that they could no longer tolerate anyone else in their eyes. Destiny was such a powerful figure. I punched hard, I was just a female prostitute, and if I couldn't beat it, I just let it go.

Qiao Shasha kicked Fu Jinxin: "Get up, breakfast will be served soon!"

"oh"

Eating breakfast in the bedroom is so outrageous. At home, Aunt Kong would ask Aunt Kong to come into the kitchen to use it as firewood. Li Cang looked at Qiao Shasha and Fu Jinxin lazily flipping their hair and picking at the food. Glancing at the various pendants on the dressing table: "Can I help you tie up your hair?"

Qiao Shasha said harshly while enjoying Li Cang's hairpin service: "Oh, my nephew is very skilled in his craftsmanship. You have grown like this. Even if you go to the cafeteria and pick up a chopstick at random, a little girl from the lucky audience will have to do it." You're so fascinated, how many girls have you deceived with this trick?"

Fu Jinxin: "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Li Cang held the hairpin against Qiao Shasha's smooth forehead and pushed her head back. His movements were ten thousand times more skillful: "As long as you are happy."

"Ha, boring!"

"Brother-in-law, it's my turn, it's my turn!"

"Brother-in-law?" Qiao Shasha curled her lips, "You still call me brother-in-law? Is there a brother-in-law and sister-in-law like you? It's so exciting! You are really good at playing. You are so clever at a young age, but you have no room to be brave!"

Fu Jinxin: "."

Those chicks who have the guts to eat, the wild bees, butterflies, and little bitches who have impolite and bold ideas, aren't they all sent to the ground by your sleazy thorns to argue with the walking dead beasts? I'm the only one who is loyal. The fool who was bullied was sold to you and you have to count the money!

hiss.

My heart and my heart hurt so much!

Fu Jinxin frowned and found that the Siberian tiger opposite was looking at him. His face was immediately full of fear, and he murmured with a red face: "What? What's wrong?"

She saw the big guy placing a huge glowing meatball in front of her with a roar: "It's best not to bite it, the inside is particularly unpalatable!"

"?"

Even girls with smaller hands can’t hold that thing!

You tell me not to bite it?

Li Cang filled a bowl of porridge and handed it to Qiao Shasha: "Have you used the Stage Supplements and the Sixth Dimension of Prayer? Isn't your natal ability related to your physical constitution?"

Qiao Shasha immediately grasped the point and teased: "Did you see it? I feel sorry for your weak body. Tsk tsk. Sure enough, being favored by a small person is the eternal truth!"

Fu Jin's anger arose from his heart to his guts: "No, I'm sorry."

yes.

It's really unpalatable.

"Is Cen Leyu getting used to staying here?" Li Cang asked: "Her abilities are very rare and will be of great help to Tili's orbital cycle. If you have any needs, try to satisfy her!"

"She is also here for you. What do you think she needs? How about you, my nephew, feel aggrieved and tie a bow on your forehead? Anyway, I have no objection!" Qiao Shasha said with a smile: "Why are you staring at me? , ok, ok, I know she is useful, easy to use, and practical. I have never seen you so nervous, as if you are afraid that others will run away. Don’t forget that your aunt has engaged in slavery here before. It’s a professional tiger’s mouth and a wolf’s den. , Don’t worry, she can’t run away even if she wants to!”

Li Cang raised his thumbs: "As expected of my little aunt, just do it. Sometimes you should not be too republican. Leave a way for the right people at the right time and let the corrupt wind of capitalism blow in!"

"Yes, yes, nephew, do you have any other instructions?"

"I'll give you a paid ID. If you can't contact me, just contact him. Either he will come, or he can get me here. No limit to the world line, safety first!"

The little aunt put down her chopsticks and face: "Are you leaving now??"

"Cough cough cough"

"White-eyed wolf!"

"Pooh!"

"My nephew is going to leave after being eaten by a dog?"

"Heartless!"

"Go, go, go!"

"Get out of here!"

It was not until dusk that Li Cang was kicked out in embarrassment carrying two hundred kilograms of the medicine he had grabbed. He also got a beating. Xiao Liu, who saw the dark face, was full of passionate gossip and wanted to be on the spot. Take out the popcorn with peanuts and melon seeds.

Yes, Xiao Liu finally got his wish and failed to receive the condolence gift from Teacher Cang himself.

I was so sad to lose the snack Bigu Pills, Pan-Human Growth Promoter Phase Supplements and Korean Industry Beauty Top Ten Set Gift Box that I pinched my thighs with regret and cried out that I was wronged.

You know, these seemingly inconspicuous gadgets are actually well-deserved hard currency wherever you put them. They are indispensable products for home and travel, and they are much more popular than buying three melons and two dates of destiny coins as red envelopes.

"hiss"

Afterwards, Li Cang stood in the Reincarnation Hall, chewing his teeth in the direction of Qiao Shasha's Sanshan Palace, and patted the footprints on his butt, as if he wanted to wipe away the bad debt.

When he stepped into the turtle-back dragon louse and disappeared into the jump channel, a large number of turtle-back dragon louse rumbled out again. As for what kind of big treasures were inside, they were probably only those that Tili encountered on the track. The next batch of lucky people will be eligible to suck it in person.