The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Sister, marshmallow, eat it!"

"Sister, spicy skewers, fuck!"

"Sister, braised sheep's hooves, chew it!"

"Li Cang."

"Hey, eh, it's not you. Wait a minute."

"She doesn't call her sister, and I can't stop her mouth by eating. I'm her father. How can I still understand her? Toys? Not even toys! She thinks these toys are childish! Don't waste your efforts! "

The two elders looked at each other with disgust, and Li Cang even wanted to beat him again.

but

Speaking of Li Laixi, this girl is also amazing. Jiaojiao even said that she would not take the baby out for sex, but she had an aunt to help look after her, but she refused. As a result, after playing with her for a few minutes, Timi became a nanny!

"Forget it, if you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it myself." Seeing his sister with her hands on her hips and about to speak again, Li Cang quickly stuffed the sheep's hooves into his mouth very spinelessly, "Sister, let's discuss something. I'll call someone later. , you stay here as a lookout, and I treat you to some wontons, so we can be quiet and can’t be spotted, how about that?”

Little Mu Guiying nodded solemnly and waved the flag: "Okay!"

"Is it settled?"

"If you don't believe me, do you want to pull the hook?"

"It's a deal!"

The wonton cart arrived as promised, but little Mu Guiying, who was holding a small bowl of wontons while eating, jumping up and down, chatting with the little wonton cart's grandma, could criticize and question the whole world, which Li Cang really didn't expect.

Li Laisi and the others also came together: "Okay, let you two go shopping with us and do some small jobs along the way. I feel wronged by you, right? Do you plan to carry the entire snack street in your pocket?"

"that is!"

"Too much!"

Wu Yisong jumped on his feet and tried to explain: "We are watching the children carefully. Our sister has hands, isn't it? My sister has hands, so let them follow!"

Li Cang didn't even raise his head: "Grandma, have another bowl, more coriander, more spicy, give it to her!"

Li Lai Si narrowed her eyes, took her wontons and rolled them away with satisfaction, which made Wu Yisong confused.

Li Cang and Xiao Mu Guiying were squatting there on crutches, each eating a bowl of wontons. The social fear and social fear reached an agreement at this moment, with disgust written on their faces: "He has such a single thread in his mind." How on earth did you survive your mother and your little mother?"

Little Mu Guiying raised her head and thought for a moment: "My Jiaojiao mother said that Old Wu is a fool and his luck in being stupid depends on his thick skin. Oh, no, Qiangqiang's mother said you can't talk like this. I have to say it, I have to say it, Well, you are as wise as you are foolish!”

Li Cang looked at little Mu Guiying: "Then have you heard your mothers say that you can only listen to half of a woman's words, and you have to listen to them the other way around?"

Little Mu Guiying thought about it and ate one wonton after another: "Yeah, I've heard of it!"

"Great wisdom is like stupidity!" Li Cang gestured from right to left, scratching his head and tail: "Hey, it's Ruozhi!"

Little Mu Guiying was deceived and confused: "Oh"

"It's not Li Cang! Can you be a human being? Just be a human being!" Wu Yisong cried out, "Sister, come here, my daughter, let me tell you, remember this face, it has a human face and an animal heart, a gentle animal heart, and a divorced person." Stay away from people who look like this!”

"That's better than growing into a beast~" Qiao Jiaojiao patted his shoulder and took away the first bowl of wontons that Wu Yisong had been eagerly waiting for. "Girl, don't listen to me. Wu is messing around here. He is just jealous. Don’t you know that he has given up his status in our family? He is just a long-term worker. Remember, if you look for that little boyfriend in the future, you have to look for your Uncle Li, ah no, look for your Dad Li. Such an aunt!"

Wu Yisong was furious at that time: "What the hell, Dad Li! My sister is only three years old! Can you, a mother, be more formal?"

"Isn't the godfather a father?" Qiao Jiaojiao smiled, as fierce as ever, "My daughter, you look like me, and my brother looks like your mother Qiang. Look at the third child, who does he look like?"

"Like a gourd baby without hair!"

"That's right, my daughter, isn't the third child ugly?"

"ugly!"

"This is the importance of genes! This man is so glib and useless. Didn't you see your father Li? His behavior is taciturn and his appearance is full of evil. Turning on the lights at night will be a great pleasure——"

"Qiao Jiaojiao! Do you dare to teach your bad sister a lesson?"

"Well, mom won't lie to you. Did you see that Lao Wu got so angry that he became so angry? What does this prove? It proves that he is guilty. Maybe he is also guilty in other places. Well, mom is leaving first!"

"you"

"Is there anyone else who wants to eat?" Li Cang originally wanted to shout, but instead he typed on his mobile phone while facing the busy commercial street, "Grandma has to rush to the next show. If you want something to eat, hurry up. Come and get it!”

"No, who is a good person who is typing back to back on his mobile phone from a distance of twenty meters? Is this the last limit of your society?"

"Brother-in-law, I want a bowl!"

"Li Qingyi, why do you still call me brother-in-law?"

"Teacher Cang, brother Jianzhang, is he really not coming? Is he really not coming? Do you want to call him again?"

"Goodbye grandma!"

"Li Cang, wallet, bring the wallet, I don't have enough money!"

Li Cang threw his wallet away, then picked up a bunch of large and small parcels and hung them on San Gouzi. He said to little Mu Guiying: "Sister, look at the street and see if there are any toys you like. Brother, let me treat you!"

Little Mu Guiying turned her head and pointed at the flag behind her: "No, I want a gun, a real spear, as beautiful as this one, with a small flag, um, and a red tassel!"

"This is simple, wait until I make a good one for you later. The ones they sell are just for coaxing children, we don't care!"

"Really? Then make a pinky promise! It's immoral to lie to a child!"

"A gentleman's word is his bond!"

"A man who has a good heart is a man who has a bad heart!"

"Four!"

"Four!"

"S~ì~"

"Auntie~"

"It's not your fault, Old Wu. Whose accent does this child take?"

"Her sister has an accent! She's missing teeth!" Although Wu Yisong's name is Wu Yisong, he's not an ordinary person. After so many years, his professional skills have been fully developed: "Wait, they've entered the clothing store. Old Li, follow me and charge. Let's go around and take a break. It's going to take a day or a night to stop them. I know this store. It's very expensive, but there's a men's accommodation area with WIFI!"

"I'm not tired, I'll be leaving soon, I have something to do tonight!"

"No, buddy," Wu Yisong grinned, "You are the ones who asked us to hang out, if you do this, I'll have to teach you a lesson! Hey! Well, sisters, Teacher Cang said he has something to do and will leave soon!"

"Do you believe me, Timi, I'll send you away now?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you'd better turn back first, it may be too late to save your life if it's too late!"

"I @#￥%..."

There was a burst of birdsong and flowers, and then Li Cang stood there like a wooden stake, and together with the little Mu Guiying on his neck, he was responsible for appraising the artistic skills and artistic attainments of this clothing store.