The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Lychee, March Red, and Rock Sugar Heart Aksu, want one?"

"Hmm~"

The three dogs following behind Tai Xiaoyi each held a flat bamboo basket filled with various local specialties from the beehive. One of the benefits of operating a beehive is that the temperature and humidity of each independent nest can be adjusted and controlled within a small range, so that vegetables and fruits can be produced in all seasons. Although the turnover has been somewhat weak since the mother of the beehive took over, it is not to the point of running a meal.

Li Leisi was holding two big red apples bigger than her face with sleepy eyes, chewing them with a crunching sound. She looked at each one and focused on the extravagance. Her eyes were as curious as San Gouzi's: "Aren't these two guys performing some new show here? It seems to be quite exciting. Husband and wife worship each other?"

"Go, go, go~"

After a while, Lao Wang seemed to have lost a bet. He came over with a gloomy face and snatched the apple from Li Leisi's hand. He pushed it against his head and stood at the door of the stilt house with a big horse and a golden knife. The posture was obviously old, like Timi had an invisible big cross hanging on his limbs and head.

"Then you better stand firm!" Li Cang smiled and took some blood from a big dog and put it on his finger to measure the wind direction and speed in a serious manner, "Come out, Gougong!"

"Damn bug. Damn, you call this a dog?" Lao Wang's eyes were red with anger, "You are more like a dog than this thing!"

Comrade Liu Gouzi and Gougong, who came out of the homologous link channel, had a head of scarlet hair that was both solid and elegant like a Saiyan. The head and horns extended all the way from the back of the head to the tip of the thick and ferocious tail and the sharp and solid elbows. The four fingers and six toes were nearly half of the toe claws that were completely brushed metal.

It stood there, and its dragon scales were so deep that they seemed to absorb light.

It has a dragon head and a human body, with German shoulders, jackal back and male dog waist. The shoulder-to-waist ratio is almost 3:1. The pair of arms almost hang down to the ground. The huge chest muscles and the front and back combination of trapezius muscles basically swallow the neck completely. It can be said to be the most perfect and aesthetically unattractive bodybuilding artificial human body.

Horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes.

From the red hair, nine horns, one main and eight auxiliary, are twisted and evil. The main horns are straight and anti-spiral, the side sickle mosquito coil horns, and the back crescent serrated horns.

In short, it is a complete hodgepodge. Judging from Liliana's satisfied look, this should be the only iconic product on it that meets the positioning of the abyss demon.

The most interesting thing is the mouth of this thing. No matter how hideous and terrifying it is, no matter how cruel and evil it is, it can still be vaguely seen that this thing is modeled from the mouth of a dog, except that it does not have the iconic wet nose.

In fact, the nostrils of this thing are almost as wide as the distance between the eyes, and there is a flowing dragon whisker behind the nostrils that is quite spiritual and cute.

"Bang~"

The dragon wings spread out, and the sharp bone spurs were exposed, which made it look even more vicious and powerful.

As we all know, especially in some garbage games that big Leizi loves, there is usually a common misunderstanding about archers, and the dog bow is undoubtedly born to correct and eliminate this misunderstanding: you think the "archer" is actually the "attack" hand.jpg

Miss Qiu was born a long time ago before she dared to call herself Qiu half a ton, but the bottom line of the dog bow is one ton!

Please respect yourself!

The all-metal one-piece bow arm and bowstring made a tooth-grinding twisting sound. The dog bow is only more than three meters long, and the single arm span is also timi three meters. In addition, the suffocating shoulder and chest circumference are born for that exaggerated giant bow. It can draw a carved bow like a full moon, and the pull distance is almost an astonishing seven meters.

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Facing this kind of raw animal, Lao Wang felt that his cerebellum was atrophied. It might not be a bow that was pulled open, but his father's cerebral cortex!

What?

Drawing angle?

This thing is a real air control unit. It is not tied up on the ground. The whole body is at a fucking angle. Lao Wang seriously doubts that if necessary, Li Cang would even dare to let this thing use its big wings to draw the bow!

As Liu Gouzi drew the bow, the fibrous metal wires gathered from his arms to the bowstring like a long worm and a stream of water. In a spiral shape, even the arrow itself did not seem to be very straight. It twisted and turned like a dead branch. The slender divergent metal fibers radiated naturally from the top of the arrow to the back, flickering, as if extracting some energy free in the air.

A thunderous sound exploded.

The surging air waves around Liu Gouzi burst open, forming a mushroom cloud tens of meters high.

Snap.

The apple that was originally on Lao Wang's head was stopped by Li Leisi behind him. The big red apple rotted and deteriorated in a breath, like an active tumor proliferation, which was disgusting to watch.

"Fuck you." Lao Wang's two legs plowed a long trace of soil rolling on the ground, and only one-fifth of the arrow on his buttocks was left. After a large piece of radiating hot metal fragments and metal jets, it fell to the ground with a clang. "You almost broke the thread of my belt. What the hell are you doing? Isn't it shooting apples? I look like an apple?"

Lao Wang shook his hands loudly, and the bloody palms quickly healed themselves. The head was broken and the blood flowed. Some people were happy and some were sad. Master Wang, who was unwilling to give Li Cang a chance to show off his saintliness, could hardly imagine that his immortal golden body of mixed origin would be broken by a mere blood son one day.

"No." Li Cang swung his arms and made a huge gesture in front of his belly, "Not at all. You must be considered a pear-shaped figure."

"Fuck you."

"Tsk, this lethality is quite interesting." Li Laixi wiped her hands, "Come on, increase the intensity of the violent real master Wang who is physically in harmony with the Tao, and the whole thing will fire thousands of arrows!"

"No more."

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Li Cang spread his hands and said: "This is the only one. It is a template made by Little Coin Zai as an exception. They have said that under normal circumstances, the mill cannot produce this thing alone, and it needs to be re-cast in Liliana's Well of Abyss. Once again.”

"By the way, do you still remember the demonoid that injured me and my mother? Originally, I kept some flesh and blood tissue samples, thinking that one day I would give them to the great priest, ah, no, that was Cheng Ye's handiwork. In short, I was thinking about giving him a few small surprises, but in the end, things are unpredictable, and God does not bring what he wants, alas."

"This king is so fucking stupid that he even eats and drinks. It's been so long. I've thought about everything I can think of. I can't use it at all. A good bloodline is completely useless. There are similar comments on the forum. It’s a pity that items are not allowed. Is there any attribute in the world that is more suitable for Liu Gouzi than that thing?”

(Note: See here Chapter 665 Teacher Cang’s worrying mental state and its aftermath. The demon-like attributes are as follows——

[Dragon armor with the title of sniper god from Apokolips]

Race: Fantasy race Parademons

Height: 180cm

Weight: 203kg

Strength: 3.2c

Agility: 2.1c

Weapon: Fantasy Manifestation Creation Flashpoint Sniper

Ability: Finish

Status: X (Controlled)

Tips: Fantasy manifested creations, strange products that appear from unknown sacrificial instruments, are very similar to alienated bloodline creatures to a certain extent, but cannot be used for sacrifices or prayers.

Rating: Honor for Darkseid, Bullet to the Flash, I belong to Batman! (Glory to my Lord, leave the bullets to Xiao Shen, I prefer Master Wayne/doge)

【Flashpoint Sniper】

Ordinary-quality Apokolips technology-modified sniper rifles may occasionally create extraordinary things, such as restarting or creating a world.

Note: As long as you are fast enough, my bullets will be able to write straight words on your thighs.

【Finishing】

Every time you fire a shot, you need to place an extra chicken drumstick in the lunch box in advance.

Note: When the plot requires it, I will not look back! )

Li Laixi: "Tsk~"

Big Lao Wang: "Tsk~"

Tai Xiaoyi: "Tsk~"

You have already worried about their little private money, but you still have the nerve to shamelessly tell others that they even eat and take it. It is really conservative for me to only give you [Origin of Hostility].

Lao Wang waved his hand with an impatient look on his face: "Don't let him fly anymore. It's really difficult for his wings to be so fat when he puts such a big lump on top and gestures. He's so fat." It looks like a girl, and it makes people feel tired when they look at it!”

Note: [Little Fat Girl’s Luck 20.jpg]

It's hard to say whether it was a dragon or a kobold. Wing No. 6 fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust. The 55 yuan was paid in cash. Li Cang thought it would be a pleasure to leave it here and wait until he has the opportunity to open it next time. The well of the abyss, with a few more heights, let us squat on a corner on the roof of the stilted building. A fat dog can get three cents of wealth, and even if he is not rich, he can control his house!

Bone Girl, who had been standing as a stone lion at the door for a long time, was now looking at Brother No. 6 with great interest. The Nocturnal Dragon was so ugly that it couldn't climb up, but now No. 6 is a loser.

You look a bit delicious!

Liliana also snaked over with Yamei in her arms, her face full of sincere joy. She stood up with her snake tail raised and stroked the horns on Liu Gouzi's head: "Well, Master, your aesthetics are very good, even in my native land." In the family, he looks like a very tasteful evil spirit, very attractive!”

Her so-called family of origin was of course a purgatory. Li Cang expressed his gratitude but was not sensitive.

"Bah, bang, bang~" Lao Wang clapped fiercely with an expressionless face, and by the way, let the dog-legger fire a few anti-warp bombs to celebrate, and said sincerely: "I am already looking forward to your face when you use this thing to blackmail people in the future. The expression on it is so damn wonderful!”

"Well" Li Cang flexed his fingers and searched for a long time like the king of hell, and said with a pity on his face: "There is no suitable one, no, you should contact Brother Changhe Sunset immediately, who wants an America base?" coordinates, let’s follow the network line and go over there and fuck him!”

"No!" Lao Wang rolled his eyes, "Have you forgotten that Jinyu and America are still talking about business and having an affair over there, so if you pretend to be you, you have to give Aunt Jin some face, right?"

"In my childhood, squid guys, stick guys, and banana guys are really not good enough. Even if I bring a baby, it's not like I can't make do with it!"

"Is that what you said is human talk?" Lao Wang sneered, "They are not fools. People with high hatred should hide it as tightly as possible from the beginning of the disaster. From the beginning to the end, you can listen to this on the forum. Have you ever seen such a ghetto? Dai Ying once went out to an area in London, where he was fucked to pieces within a few days!"

"ε=(ο｀*)))" Li Cang patted Liu Gouzi's butt, feeling melancholy: "In this cold and paper-thin world, only I can give you the slightest bit of warmth. , just wait, your brothers and sisters will come out to keep you company soon!"

Li Lai Si held Ya Mei in her hand, and teased Miss Qiu and Hua Hua with a piece of high-purity heterogeneous energy matrix, encouraging the big cat No. 2 to fight. She suddenly said: "Haha, your surname is Li, you It was so frightened that it ran away from home for several days!”

"Ha ha?"

"Xiao Hachi! Wolf spider! That husky!"

"oh"

To be honest, Li Cang has almost forgotten this initial nickname, but ah, this person, or not just a person, can't help but miss him. Almost the second after they spoke, he was missed by Li Cang Xiao Ba, who was so frightened that he ran away from home for many days, suddenly appeared among several people, accompanied by the smoke special effects when the Land Master appeared in the old version of Journey to the West.

Pa da ~

Xiao Ba dropped something next to Li Lai Lai's leg and wagged his tail crazily, trying to please and show off.

It is worth mentioning that Xiaoba's ability to run away from home is not stable enough, but he has brought back a lot of messy things over the past few years, although the most valuable of them is just a pack of moldy tofu strains. .

Li Cang casually threw a big appraisal skill at him.

[A random inscription stone: The wolf spider ‘Haha’ discovered it while running away from home and wandering around a certain house in a certain base. She thought it was a rare treasure and brought it back to the owner’s home]

[Enchanted Inscription (Green): Deepening of Fear]

The fear caused by damaging the enemy is deepened by 12%. If the enemy unit has reduction, saving skills, attributes, equipment, etc., it will maintain at least 12% of the base effect when it is not enchanted.

It takes effect after being embedded in the weapon, and will open 3 enchantment inscription slots.

Note: Duplicate inscription colors are invalid.

Li Cang: "???"

Lao Wang: "Hold the grass! Isn't this the same as the [pain deepens] inscription that the red-haired girl did!"

Li Laixi, Tai Xiaoyi and Xiaoyi looked at each other and said, "Did the side effects of the Wishbone really just go away? Li Cang, didn't you say that thing would reduce your luck for a long time? That's it! That's it? Tsk, tsk, I'm afraid not. Isn’t it the innocent moaning of an old hapless man?”

(Note:

【Wishbone】

Use your luck to transform my wishes. Although I am not strong enough to catch them, I can still save them by crawling on my knees. )

Faced with such a scene of thunderous thunder, Li Cang directly broke through the defense. The silence of Mr. Dai Mage, who had been blaming the blame for many years and had never been defeated for half his life, was deafening. Without saying a word, he turned around and left with his Liugouzi in his arms. .

"Hey, hey, don't leave. You should help me contact the red-haired guy first to put this thing on the page hammer!"

"Get the fuck out of here!"

There is no subtlety and restraint, only straightforward and sincere statements. This is probably the most embarrassing moment in the history of Teacher Cang, the spokesperson of Timi. There is no dignity at all for losing a dog.