The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

At this moment, Teacher Cang, who had freshened up and looked brand new, was at a loss about everything.

He stared at the broken wooden stair handrail on the second floor and was stunned for a while. He felt the blood vessels in his head beating wildly, which made it even more painful. "I always feel that this look looks familiar. Could it be that I drank too much? It’s a good thing you’ve done.”

It is said that the taste of wine depends on the character, but Li Cang rarely calmed down after drinking. He has done many more outrageous things.

So I just removed the stairs or something.

That's reasonable?

Li Leisi was sharpening her knife in the big living room downstairs, without raising her head or opening her eyes, sharpening it very seriously.

"Morning, Da Leizi," Li Cang threw himself on the sofa, "Please bring me a bottle of Bingkuole. My brain is on fire and smoke is coming out of my throat."

The sound of the dagger scraping against the whetstone disappeared, and the sound of the dagger piercing the air hit the door in front of Li Cang.

Pa~

"If you don't want to take it, don't give it to me. I'm so angry. Why, are you not satisfied with the new guy?" Li Cang weighed the dagger in his hand, "I can't help it. It's hard to find better quality alienated bones. , at worst I can use the placenta fragments to get you something handy some other time, but you really need to use less of that stuff."

Li Laisi:

Li Cang said, "It's a pity that the scythe hand looks quite deceptive. In fact, the scythe is just that. It's not any stronger than the bone armor of ordinary heavily armored walking zombies. It's a shame for the third stage of alienation!"

Li Laisi:

"What's wrong with you, you've been silent, and your face doesn't look very good." This guy didn't know what to say, so he kept talking nonsense: "Well, I only know a little bit about magic, so I guess your relatives are here today. Visited."

Li Laisi:

"Wait a minute, I'll get you a big blood bottle to replenish your blood. Let me tell you, I'm a master at making ginger, honey, date and brown sugar water. My mother has always praised me for it."①

Li Laisi:

Click.

The thin whetstone in her hand was broken into pieces.

At the corner of the stairs, two melon-eaters looked disappointed.

Lao Wang smacked his lips unwillingly,

"That's it? My grandma bites a hazelnut harder than she does."

Compared with Lao Wang who simply watched the excitement and didn't mind the chaos, Tai Xiaoyi mainly felt very incredible and doubtful: "Really or not, this desire to live is more than full, it can be called the sixth sense level, he is really Don’t remember anything?”

Lao Wang snorted and said disdainfully:

"You really think highly of him. Not to mention three glasses of dry white, even if he changes to beer, he can remember what happened that night. It would have to be the sun coming out in the west. Teacher Cang's wine is much stronger than his character~"

"I just pour beer and drink from the box of Baijiu. Why do I become good friends with this kind of scum?"

"Oh, he is not worthy of me~"

"Let's go there too," Tai Xiaoyi winked, "Teacher Cang is out."

"Hey, there's no good show to watch anyway."

"Hiss, scald, scald, scald," Li Cang made a medicinal clay pot with a handle in one hand and held a bowl in the other, "Miss, you're just in time, try my handiwork while it's hot~"

Sipping ginger, brown sugar, and candied dates, the color of the cooked sugar water is actually very similar to thick maltose syrup. I can't tell whether it looks good or bad, but it has a kind of sparkling feeling.

"Good guy, won't your conscience hurt if I boil you sugar water and roll your eyes at me?"

It is rare that Li Cang likes to drink this stuff. Lao Wang once said that he would rather eat a few big bugs with dregs in the soup than drink this sweet and chirping thing.

But, it seems to have a strange attraction to women, such as——

Li Laisi took the bowl, took a small sip, and narrowed her eyes with a satisfied look:

"Oh, my conscience is so alive!"

Of course, the tone of his words was still hard and mixed with ice.

"I really don't know what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into my mother, making it seem like she and you are just teenagers." Li Leisi leaned on the sofa and folded her long legs beside her, "You two are really There is a connection between the two. She even said she missed you that morning. "

"Move," Li Cang rudely took Li Laisi's feet and swung them to the side, squeezing next to her, "Here, you are holding the one you are drinking in your hand. You can call it ecstasy soup if you want." , Mom, why don’t you miss me? You just miss her. You two are such scumbags."

"By the way, my filial daughter, our mother and your one-day relative, have been accurate for many years. Don't tell me you don't even know this!"

Li Laisi blushed, and her smooth and exquisite little feet also blushed.

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She really doesn't know.

"That's weird," Li Cang rubbed two fists together, "Didn't you say that when you practice martial arts, you will make your feet big and flat? How did you two little things grow?"

Li Laisi almost kicked Li Cang in the face.

"I'm so talented, you know how to hammer!"

"Yes, yes, you are gifted," Li Cang stretched out his hand to block it, and continued to rub, "Do you have a conscience too?"

"I'll kill you!!"

Although Li Laixi often worries about the happiness of her conscience, her background is not "right" after all, so she deeply hates Li Cang's frequent complaints about this matter.

Lao Wang hugged Tai Xiaoyi and calmly moved to another sofa, skillfully took out his mobile phone, and happily ate melon seeds.

After quite a while on the sofa, the two of them finally realized that their power levels were also about the same—

Emmm, Li Laisi is actually a little taller, but it doesn't mean much.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, send a message to our mother, I will chat with her for a while."

"Hmph, you weakling."

Li Cang glared at Li Leisi: "The ignorant are still complacent, but I, as smart as I am, have discovered your fatal weakness."

Li Leisi typed on the summoning prayer interface, and said disdainfully,

"This bragging, I can't even type anymore because of you."

"Haha," Li Cang said, "Knowing kung fu is great, and having explosive agility and armor-piercing attacks is great. Let me make a bet. As long as you don't practice some internal force like in the novels, I can deal with you in minutes with this method. Do you believe it?"

"What's the bet?"

"Call me daddy if you lose!"

"You're overthinking. If you are a rebellious child, I'll strangle you to death as soon as I give birth to you. How can I give you the chance to call me daddy?"

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Tai Xiaoyi was directly confused.

Lao Wang was eating melon seeds, his mouth was busy like a crusher, and he still had time to explain:

"You have to know that some women are actually more enthusiastic about being someone else's father than men, such as Da Leizi and all the spendthrift women in her university dormitory. Speaking of which, international students still know how to have fun, and those women are simply one better than the other."

Tai Xiaoyi seemed to understand, but she felt that Lao Wang was cute when he was eating melon seeds. She blushed and suddenly pushed him.

"You only care about eating yourself, give me a few melon seeds."

①: Minjiang, that is, sugared ginger slices, which is called in some areas in the north.