The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Hearing the familiar roar, Li Leisi showed a happy expression: "Miss Qiu seems to have caught up! Hurry up!"

"What's the hurry? It's time to die. Good people don't live long, but turtles live for a thousand years."

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The wide tunnel turned a sharp corner, and the two people's eyes suddenly darkened.

Li Cang raised his big magic wand and subconsciously blocked himself and Li Leisi, and then the whole person was pressed down by a long-haired monster weighing tons.

"Wipe it for the second time"

Li Cang was lying on his back, his head and half of his chest were almost smashed into the ground half a foot deep. Although he closed his eyes, he could see all kinds of colorful colors and golden stars.

Fishy, ​​smelly, and stinky.

He realized what it was in an instant.

It must be the butt of the long-haired monster! It seems that there is also Miss Qiu's big claws?

I, Cang, have never been inferior to others in my life, and I have never been sat on by anyone in my life-except Da Leizi!

His anger value soared, and instantly jumped from Da Leizi to the height of Lilith.

"Secret Thousand Years of Killing!"

Li Cang supported the hairy butt with one hand, and the big magic wand was backhanded to hit it like a needle tip to a needle eye.

I don't know if it was aimed or not, but I heard the monster's indescribable howl, and the whole tunnel resonated with the sound, and the snow and ice fell down.

Then there was a loud bang, and the monster's scream stopped abruptly, and it crashed into the snow wall several meters deep.

Li Leisi retracted her fist, her pretty face as cold as ice:

"You're not laughing, are you? No, I'm fine. Uh. Puff"

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Li Cang's face was three points darker than the bottom of a pot, "Are you polite?"

On the other side, Lao Wang, who had been lying on the ground for a long time, was finally awakened from his coma by the scream, "Fuck, am I in the belly of a bigfoot?"

"Howl!"

The roar of the hairy monster sounded again, and part of the wall of the tunnel suddenly exploded. A huge hairy head pushed open the ice wall and pounced on Li Leisi with a puff of ice and snow.

Bang!

A fist that was almost as big as its head and covered with fine scales on the surface exploded on its chin with unparalleled force.

The hairy monster's neck was almost stretched a section, and it was smashed back before it completely came out from behind the wall.

The big corpse brother smashed the ice wall with a bang and came from the other side. They rushed in from different angles.

The battle between the two huge guys was earth-shaking. The soft snow outside the ice wall was like a boiling dumpling pot. The ice and snow rushed in and soon filled half of the tunnel.

Li Cang hurriedly shouted: "Brother Corpse, spare his men! Don't kill them first!"

"Snow monster! Bigfoot! That foot is so big! Ahahaha, a living fairy tale! Let go of that big cutie, let me do it!" Lao Wang picked up the hammer and smashed it on the hairy monster. When the hairy monster screamed, he hugged its arm and said, "I caught it, help me."

The lackeys rushed up and took the opportunity to perform a set of control.

After a brief exchange, the two sides reached a settlement. The hairy monster maintained a wide-open posture and was pressed to the ground by the big corpse brother and the little corpse sister.

This thing has long arms and legs and is more than three meters tall. It is so powerful that it cannot be suppressed by a big corpse brother alone.

It is white all over, but some The place was already gray and dirty, and the smell was very pungent.

"Good fellow," Li Cang pulled the hair on the face of the hairy monster, "How can it see with such long hair?"

Li Lace covered her nose: "Is it some kind of giant ape infected by alienated blood?"

Old Wang, this loser, had a solution. He took out a lighter and pointed it at the face of the hairy monster - click!

Green smoke lingered, and the tunnel was suddenly filled with the smell of burnt feathers and the distorted howling of the hairy monster.

Burning from the face to the chest, the fire stopped at the overly dirty hair.

"Let me see what you look like," Old Wang slapped off the black ash, "Fuck, this thing is a zombie!!"

The face under the hairy monster, which looked even cute if it wasn't dirty, can really be described as terrifying.

The eyes were as small as two green beans, and the two huge and protruding nostrils occupied half of the face. On the other side are dry gums - no chin.

The dry gums and a palm-length tongue full of bone spurs were swinging back and forth, and the part that should have been the lower jaw had traces of being violently torn off.

"I finally know why it didn't bite me when it had a chance just now, but took me away instead. Wow."

Thinking about the tongue that had been arching around on his back and couldn't get in, Lao Wang felt that his non-existent mental cleanliness had definitely relapsed.

"The speed of zombie evolution is really mind-numbing," Li Lasi listened attentively, "They are definitely in groups. We ran all the way here to these well-organized tunnels."

Li Cang subconsciously licked his lips, narrowed his eyes and said: "Let's make a bold guess. These tunnels will eventually lead to Phan Cheri. Quantitative change can lead to qualitative change. How many long-haired zombies do you think there will be in Phan Cheri?"

"I suddenly remembered something. Mr. Wang, where are you, the electric rat? "

"Uh, I didn't find it," Lao Wang looked awkward, "That kid doesn't listen to me, he just eats and sleeps all day long!"

Li Cangli Lace's face was filled with sympathy and sadness,

"Alas"

Then the two looked at each other and found that they each had their own disdain in their eyes.

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Every family has its own problems!

Electric rat, Miss Qiu, Lilith, none of these things make people worry-free.

However

They are still better than Lao Wang.

Miss Qiu doesn't listen to Li Cang, but at least she obeys Li Leisi. Lilith doesn't listen to Li Leisi, but she regards Li Cang as a spiritual support - swapping plays is a matter of fact.

Li Cang waved his hand.

The long-haired monster, which had been smeared with a huge amount of saliva, became the food of Miss Qiu's brother and sister in the blink of an eye.

Compared with Li Cang's thorough "greed for money", Li Leisi is definitely rational.

"You want to go? The terrain below is not favorable to us. It would be best to find their nest and lead them up."

"We'll see what happens later," Li Cang rubbed his hands, "At least it's a second stage, it's exciting to think about it, and it's very likely that they will come in groups, tsk~"

Old Wang was infinitely humble: "So, Da Leizi, can you refresh my status for me? My wrist seems to be broken."

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After healing, Old Wang was still mumbling unwillingly, "Damn, I thought the world had changed, and the little cuties who had been hiding for hundreds or thousands of years were finally willing to come out to see the world - the zombies deserved to die, and they dared to pretend to be my childhood dream!"

Li Leisi was hesitant to speak.

Li Cang chose to slap her in the face without mercy,

"If the snow monster really exists, it should at least be in a place with snow. If I remember correctly, the city in front is called Phan Thiet, the southern part of Vietnam!"

"Ah this," Old Wang argued, "Isn't it quite close to Nepal!"

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