The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Play, play, play, all you know is play!" Rao Qifang's face was filled with misfortune and anger at her family's lack of struggle, "Is there my biological mother or my boyfriend in the phone! When nothing happened, she was abroad and didn't come home for years. When something happened, she didn't see me for several months and didn't say a word. When she came back, she only knew to play with her phone. Do you still have me as your mother in your eyes?"

"."

Li Leisi picked up the apple from the ground and took a bite.

To be honest, she had given up struggling. Anyway, she would be pressed to the ground by her biological mother with her dignity, both physically and non-physically.

Li Cang and Rao Qifang were chatting enthusiastically, talking about everything, but they would deliberately avoid mentioning how many relatives, friends and acquaintances disappeared silently on the day of the disaster.

Because there are really too many people, the deceased are always young, while the living still have to face everything.

Rao Qifang saw that the time was almost up, and slapped Li Leisi on the back of the head.

"Let's go, sleep with mom tonight."

"I don't want it"

Li Leisi was also going to keep a close watch on Lilith and Cang and talk about the gift that day!

Rao Qifang's eyes widened: "Then who else do you want to sleep with?"

"I didn't--"

"Hurry up!"

"Oh"

Rao Qifang's room is gorgeous, with ankle-thick handmade cashmere carpets covering the entire floor of the bedroom. There is even a small bathtub that sinks in a stepped manner. The bottom of the bathtub is covered with various pebbles and extends out of the wall. It is separated by a specially designed sliding glass curtain door to form a balcony. You can enjoy the scenery of the pond, low mountains and trees outside the window at 270 degrees, or you can open it all for an immersive experience.

"Mom, you..."

Rao Qifang clicked the switch, and the 12 hidden valves at the bottom of the bathtub gushed out hot water like springs. In a short while, a shallow layer of water accumulated in the 16-square-meter bathtub.

"I'm a middle-aged woman with no hope. Can't I enjoy some luxury?"

"Yes, yes."

"Do you mean I'm really a middle-aged woman?"

"No."

"Then I'll become a materialistic woman?"

"."

Rao Qifang said disdainfully: "That's it? Experts suggest you read "100 Cases of How to Deal with Questions About Girlfriend's Death". Kid, while you're still young, it's not too late."

"I'm not looking for a girlfriend."

"Then you don't want Li Cang either?"

"I￥#@"

Li Leisi was really about to vomit blood, and her language blocks were completely disordered.

"Mom, what are you going to do!"

"Huh~" Rao Qifang threw her clothes on the ground, soaked in the bathtub, and sighed comfortably, "Little Lace, have you heard an old song?"

"What?"

"Some people, once missed, are gone~"

"."

"Why are you standing there, come in."

"Oh."

"Oh, you finally look like a person now. I'm so beautiful, how could I give birth to such a fat and ugly thing like you?"

"!!!"

Rao Qifang knew that she had said something wrong. She was lying comfortably on the back of the blue dolphin. After thinking for a while, she stood up and reluctantly threw a little yellow duck to Li Leisi, symbolically expressing her comfort.

Li Leisi looked at the soft blue dolphin in her mother's arms, and then looked at the little yellow duck lying in her palm

ε=(ο｀*)))

May I ask if I broke the law of heaven in my previous life? !

"Why are you sighing? Look at your useless look," Rao Qifang said, "Mom is telling you a truth that you won't understand until you cry later."

"Then you should have said this ten years in advance."

Li Leisi buried half of her face in the hot water and blew out a few bubbles.

Rao Qifang rolled her eyes: "What's the use of being an internet-addicted girl? Can playing so many games make a living? You can lose your tower and dignity at the beginning of 3 buffs. Is this how I taught you to play in the confrontation road?"

"But I was still young at that time. I didn't know anything."

"So the role of assists from your biological mother is highlighted. Mom tells you that biological children will always be biological children. If this son-in-law doesn't pay attention, he may really be gone."

"Alas, I am just that" Li Leisi continued to blow bubbles, "Mom, can you understand, the kind of familiarity between you two that you are too lazy to turn your head when you see him taking off his pants Avoid suspicion, how could I."

"How could I have thought that there would be a day when I wanted to take off his pants?"

"Mom~"

"Shy, what? I was similar to your dad back then," Rao Qifang rolled her eyes, "You know your dad and I--"

"I know, stop it, stop it, isn't it just 'I did something to him, and he wanted to resist'? !"

"Bah, this stinky boy, I told him it was a secret, but he actually betrayed me!"

"??? ???"

After hearing this, Li Leisi felt something was wrong. It turned out that you two were relatives, and I was just an outsider!

"Don't pay attention to those details. Listen to what mom said," Rao Qifang said with a nostalgic look on her face. "Dad and mom lived in the village back then. One day, your dad asked me to go up the mountain to watch the moon. I thought your dead dad finally got wise. He happily dressed up for more than an hour and jumped out of the window. But he stayed on the treetop pretending to be deep. He stared at the dark sky for most of the night and finally said, "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight." Guess what happened next?"

"My dad also watched Natsume Soseki? Were you moved by him?"

"What are you talking about? I'm not moved. I slapped him to the ground and made him sleep!"

"."

Li Leisi's mind was full of "Cao" and "Fuck".

"Well, mom, why don't you just tell me the conclusion directly."

"I mean, don't have any psychological burden, men and women are actually the same," Rao Qifang said with an attitude of an experienced person, "If you want it, you don't want it, and if you don't want it, you want it. Rejection can also be understood as being reserved. When you have collected all the magic equipment and defeated the BOSS in no time, he still has to follow the rules and give you the goods~"

So what does this have to do with the story of you and my father? ?

Hiss.

Wait

My poor old father

"Do you understand?"

I don't understand!

I don't want to understand!

What did I do wrong to understand such an eye-catching love story!

"What are you thinking about?" Rao Qifang seemed to realize something, and slapped Li Leisi's bear mouth in anger, "What's the use of growing so big? To tread water, brainless, I sacrificed myself to give you an example to let you know——"

After waiting for a long time, she was angry again: "Why don't you ask? Are you still a woman? Don't you have any curiosity?"

Li Leisi hugged the little duck tightly, and the poor duck made a puzzled sound, quack~

Rao Qifang was very addicted to drama, she looked at the blue dolphin deeply: "Women are not warm water, men are not frogs, and when you cook you will find that frogs can only make the soup smelly if they are not peeled, and they will not be really delicious if you force yourself to eat them."

"Mom, your example is a bit disgusting"

"I will beat you to death now! What's the point of giving birth to you! Giving birth to a piece of barbecued pork may be fat and thin!"

The water ripples.

Lilith didn't come to make trouble, but Li Cang next door didn't sleep well all night.