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Chapter 335: A guy with a perm can’t beat a guy with a tattoo (third update~)

Li Cang was dragged away from the cafeteria by Li Lei, and his target was the wine cabinet at the beach bar.

Lao Wang Kukuku smiled like a single-cylinder diesel engine, but before he could smile enough, he encountered even greater trouble. The 14-year-old girl's dinner plate was placed on Lao Wang's table with a crisp sound, and the soup was A few big drops splashed out.

"Uncle, we meet again~" The little girl raised her arm naughtily, almost hitting Old Wang's face with the back of her tender white hand, "Hey, you don't look like a good person, but I still graciously decided to Your chance to have a name!"

"What do you mean you don't look like a good person? Why do you want to look like this?" Lao Wang was confused, "And why is your food different from ours? Braised pork?"

"Hey, it's a kiss on the hand, I don't understand this, it's really an old uncle.

The little girl retracted her hand angrily, and at the same time rolled her eyes in a charming way that, in Lao Wang's opinion, was seriously inappropriate for her age.

"I'm the prettiest among all the 14-year-old girls, so it's natural for me to be given preferential treatment. It's just braised pork. Those idiots in the kitchen regard it as an honor to make braised pork for me~"

"Okay, so what's your name?"

"Gu Mengxi, what a beautiful name. My father's surname is Gu and my mother's surname is Meng. They are two adjacent surnames among the hundreds of surnames." The little girl chirped and suddenly realized, "You are very rude, obviously. I’m asking you for the name of this villain’s face!”

"My surname is Zhong, Zhong Jianzhang."

"You lied!" Gu Mengxi stared at him angrily, "Your surname is obviously Wang, but I heard that handsome little brother call you Lao Wang!"

"I#@￥%"

"You have the nerve to lie to me, the little fairy. You don't have any eyesight. It's in vain that I wore JK today," Gu Mengxi pouted, "But... I really didn't see the wrong person!"

"Hey, bad guy, do you have a tattoo? Do you know how to get a tattoo?"

Lao Wang was too lazy to pay attention to this little girl and casually said:

"Yes, I have an elephant tattoo on my body!"

After saying that, he threw the dinner plate into the recycling bin and walked away.

Gu Mengxi was stunned for a moment, but Lao Wang had already walked far away. She was so angry that she stamped her feet, stopped eating, and chased after him with small steps.

"Bad guy, why are you running away?"

"Are you lying again? No one would have an elephant tattoo on their body. It's so ugly."

"Where is your tattoo? It's obviously not there. Oh, I know. Your elephant is not pink and cartoony, right? Is that why you are so embarrassed that you don't want others to see it?"

Lao Wang was impatient with being pestered, and his unsparing nature came into play, regardless of whether the person in front of him was a minor: "The little girl who has no hair and no milk teeth knows how to be beautiful and ugly, but no one has tattoos because of their size. not enough!"

"Wow, you're talking dirty!" Gu Mengxi's eyes rolled mischievously, "Then you must know how to get a tattoo. Can you give me a tattoo?"

Lao Wang looked Gu Mengxi up and down, as if he were picking vegetables at the vegetable market.

"Hey, what's the tattoo? A pair of mahjong tattoos? Whiteboard, no, two cakes, butt Hu~"

"You're the only one! You're the only one!" Gu Mengxi actually understood, "Pervert! You want to be beautiful! I've got an arm tattoo! I want to tattoo my arm with a super beautiful and fierce-looking female devil. !”

Lao Wang found a table next to the beach bar and sat down, asking for a large bucket of cold beer: "You are such a big little thing, you have a hammer tattoo. No matter how fierce the devil tattoo is, you will grow into a female monster in two years." , in a physical sense.”

"Hey, bad guy, this fairy is talking to you very seriously." Gu Mengxi's expression suddenly became aggrieved, her big eyes were watery, and her face changed very quickly, "Why are you like this? Oh, I don't agree with you. Do you have the right taste? What kind of thing do you like? Can I introduce you to that fat girl over there? Seeing as you are tall and tall, you will definitely like people with big breasts and big butts. Maybe I can give you several fat boys!"

Lao Wang's face turned green. He didn't want to tangle with her anymore, so he just opened his mouth to chase her away.

"Gungun, what's wrong with you at such a young age? I don't want to scold you, so get out of here!"

Gu Mengxi was stunned, and a bag of tears quickly accumulated in his eyes. Very quickly, there was a snap, and then he couldn't hold it back anymore, and it crackled like broken beads.

Lao Wang's expression at that time could be seen as the word "囧", and he was running around in a panic without saying anything.

"I said, it's not that the first two words don't count."

"Damn you. Why are you crying so hard?"

"Hey, you have some morals, okay? If we can't strike up a conversation, you won't be so cruel, right? It doesn't matter if you cry, I don't want to lose face??"

"Only a ghost would talk to you!"

Gu Mengxi blew up a snot bubble, and his big eyes were filled with tears. His pure and clean eyes were enough to make anyone with a slight moral bottom line feel extremely ashamed.

"You all bully others. Is it fun to bully me? Wuwuwu. You just don't want to see other people look beautiful. Wuwuwu."

Lao Wang

After all, Lao Wang is not a serious person. His solution to this is——

He frowned and stared back!

"Hiccup~"

The little girl was only 14 years old, and her mind was immature. Even in the apocalypse, she had never seen a bad person, nor had she had face-to-face contact with a walking corpse. She had never seen such a ferocious look in her life, and she was so frightened that she burped and choked. live.

I'm so awesome!

Stop crying, kid!

Lao Wang, possessed by the drama queen, suppressed himself until his face turned livid, and slapped his hand on the table.

The little girl almost fainted on the spot. Her frail body, like a bean sprout, swayed violently, and she fell down on the chair.

"You you. Woo woo woo wow"

"Stop crying!!"

"Burp~"

Lao Wang also sat down, flicked out a cigarette, and glanced at the lighter on the table.

Gu Mengxi's face was full of tears, and he subconsciously picked up the lighter,

"Pah~"

"Tsk hiss cool cough cough cough cough cough cough cough."

Lao Wang almost coughed out his lungs.

"Forgot, I can't smoke."

"Puff~"

The little girl laughed so hard that she burst into a snot bubble. She also noticed it herself, so she cried even more sadly, which was heartbreaking.

"Woo woo wow."

How could the little fairy burst into a snot bubble? This life is unbearable!

So, social death is the driving force of social interaction.

Soon, the generation gap between the two of them became a bridge, and communication was smooth and unimpeded.

"Tell me, what's the situation?"

"It's said on the forum that people with permed hair can't beat those with tattoos," the little girl pointed to a group of sisters who all had permed hair in a certain direction, "I know it's fake, but I want to make myself look more fierce and harder to mess with!"

Oh.

So she was excluded by the sister group, or even bullied?

If ordinary people were faced with such a quirky, imaginative, and scheming little fairy, they would have given in and taken revenge in a matter of minutes.

But Master Wang's brain circuit is not that of a serious person after all--

"Fake, who said that people with permed hair can't beat those with tattoos, who said that tattoos look fiercer than permed hair, it's all fake!"

"Huh??"

"Swoosh~" Lao Wang whistled, "The one with permed hair, come here!"

Not far away, Miss Qiu, who was at a loss for what to do at the beach, actually turned back to show her face, but of course it was impossible for her to come over.

"Roar~"

The entire deck was instantly silent.

"Here, this is it," Lao Wang pointed at Miss Qiu with a smile on his face, "Why don't you find a tattoo artist to come over and give it a try?"

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The expression on Gu Mengxi's face was wonderful.

Lao Wang?

Lao Wang was watching with great interest, and took several photos by the way