The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The cabin door opened, and the cracks in the door were full of panic.

Li Cang: That shouldn't be the case. I've never seen any big scenes in Timi. I've already seen everything that should be seen and shouldn't be seen. Why are you panicking?

Li Laisi: Who am I? Where am I? Should I sit or lie down? Forget it. Turn off the damn automatic defense mechanism first.

Her nerves were extremely tense, mainly because she was afraid that her instincts from many years of martial arts training would accidentally subdue Li Cang again. The first time might be an accident, but the second time she really couldn't make up a suitable reason.

"Looking for a long time?"

"An hour or two. Oh no. You woke up just after I put you on the bed. You're as heavy as a dead pig if you drink too much."

Li Cang rolled his eyes.

He staggered into the door, smelling of alcohol, and couldn't sit still.

"???"

Why did he lie down!

Why did you just lie down?

This is my bed!

Then me

Should I just take off my clothes?

Oh, you should close the door first!

"Click."

The hatch is locked.

She was already dizzy. When she closed the door, she realized that the atmosphere suddenly changed. It was not only awkward but weird!

"."

Li Cang hesitated to speak.

After struggling for a long time, I finally managed to get up and sit firmly leaning on the head of the bed.

This really doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s situation, and it certainly doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s situation and taking advantage of it.

The main thing is that if Li Cang doesn't follow him quickly today, when Dalei Zi comes to his senses tomorrow, he is afraid that he will either die of old age and not have any contact with each other, or he will write the previous sentence on his epitaph.

Is there any man left to take on the role?

Everyone has come

Li Cang began to organize the language.

Alcohol on the head is no worse than soaking the head in formalin, but his brain is really a bit unable to move.

"I"

"Auntie is beautiful?"

"Clam??"

This question that struck straight to the soul, Li Cang didn't even have time to think about how she knew, and his heart was so cold.

No wonder I locked the door. Is my life finally going to use the foul word "come to an abrupt end"?

Li Leisi has a good drinking capacity, but she really drank a lot today. After holding in her words for a long time, she blurted out uncontrollably.

She immediately regretted it!

The two villains had already made a fool of themselves in Li Laixi's heart. The villain who represented "mother's teachings" pinned the "girl's reserve and arrogance" to the ground and beat her.

"Are you serious? Such words? At this time?"

"How do I teach you how to settle accounts after the fall? You have a demi-human physique and know how to pay in installments, but you are stupid at this time?"

"What should I do? You have the nerve to ask me what to do! It's hopeless! Carry the next one out!"

The intracranial struggle cannot be converted into off-site help. At this time, if I send a message to my biological mother, she will probably only give unconstructive suggestions such as "backhand him on the bed".

Alas, my biological mother is really useful, he even lay down on it by himself!

Ball sack, emmm

Li Cang saw that the girl's eyes were getting more and more dangerous, and he coughed lightly.

"Well, this is what happened to her."

"I don't want to hear it!" Li Leisi said bravely, "If you choose her, you won't choose me?"

"Well, you were still 'dead' at that time."

"Let go. You, you, you, you, you chased me when you were a child. Why are you like this?"

"Remind me, we were only 6 years old at that time? 7 years old?"

"What's wrong with being 7 years old? You kissed me! And you stuck out your tongue!"

"I%￥#"

Li Cang was torn apart, unable to explain.

The world is so strange, there are some things that cannot be said, otherwise it will be life-threatening at best, or flee the earth overnight.

"You, you, you, didn't you say you agreed?"

"You're sticking your tongue out, how can I agree to it? Do you want to slap your ears to show that I'm happy?"

"That's not what you said then."

"snort!"

In a confined space, with only one man and one woman alone, it is a unique ability to develop a meeting that rubs salt into the wounds.

However, the effect is obviously very positive, and the two people's nerves are not so tense, at least it will not develop into a blood-spattered situation like Li Cang feared.

He was leaning on the head of the bed drunkenly, and Li Laisi was leaning on the other side with her straight legs, accusing each other of exposing dirty facts.

Yes, that’s right, the adult world is so complicated and absurd.

Just like the girl you like likes shrimp crackers and carries a bag in her bag wherever she goes, so you buy her whole boxes. The girl shyly says you are so considerate, but how do you know she really likes shrimps? bars instead of the bag of popping candies inside?

"Later, when you were thirteen, you used your brain again!"

"My mother's trick, my mother can't wait to sell you to me," Li Cang laughed. "When you went back to the second or third stage of treatment, my mother even prepared a baseball bat to knock you out. , if I hadn’t stopped her, she would have wanted to add some ingredients to your bowl~"

Li Leisi rolled her eyes wildly.

You don't need to think about it to know it's true. This is Rao Qifang's style.

"I regard you as my brother, but you want to sleep with me?"

"Eldest brother, don't laugh at me. Second brother, let's talk to each other. Besides, I don't mind a centimeter or a kilogram of you~"

"You're looking for death!"

"Bite me?"

"Hiss, you really bite."

"Um!"

"You stuck out your tongue!"

"Um"

He's confident, but he's really soft.

By the way, isn't the main component of the bear called fat? How can it be so strong? It's all out of the earth's gravity, right?

"Do you think I'm not as soft as her?!"

"Don't get distracted while you're on business."

"Then hurry up."

"What are you talking about——" Li Cang's fingers had a particularly exquisite little thing, "Oh, you are so introverted?

"gunna!"

Youth and love never grow old, even if you lose your furious horse and clothes, you will still have to overcome all difficulties.

"It's done!"

Master Wang waited outside the cabin, but no one came out after more than an hour.

"Damn, it's really done, good friends finally become lovers!"

He clenched his fists and gave orders loudly with domineering power.

"You, guard over there! You go over there! "

"Miss Qiu, go to the corridor. I can't tell you what to do. Have you seen your stepmother and father's morning grumpiness? They'll behave if someone disturbs them."

That night.

The D area on the 33rd floor experienced a very thorough blockade. The zombie brothers, the zombie sisters, and the lackeys plus a Miss Qiu scared the children who passed by early in the morning. They thought something big had happened. Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang came running over panting:

"What's wrong? What happened! "

"I'm afraid some blind bastard will mess up my plan," Lao Wang waved his hand and said, "For this day, Wang has worked hard for twenty years, and finally~"

Master Wang was so moved that he shed a tear.

That's right!

That's right!

This is worthy of the countless hearts I have broken in the past twenty years!

Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang looked at each other in confusion, why is this guy talking so weird?

Forget it, we didn't come here for this anyway.

"Well, Brother Wang," Yang Yang scratched his head and said, "We ran into some trouble, because this kind of thing has never happened on the ship, we don't know what to do, so we want to ask you for advice. "