The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Dangdangdang~"

He knocked on the door symbolically, holding the "dessert" in his hand that he worked on for an hour and a half with all his craftsmanship.

Li Laisi had already raised the two-meter-long giant sword on the door panel. She looked at the soup bowl in Li Cang's hand, curled her lips, and put the sword down after hesitating for a long time.

The sticky soup has a sweet smell, amber candied dates, pink and white soup base, and a few sweet wolfberries for decoration.

Li Cang handed the soup bowl to her hand,

"Take it! Wait for me to feed you?"

Li Laisi's eyebrows were raised and her anger soared. As a result, a pair of big hands had already pressed on her belly, kneading and massaging it gently.

"Hmph~"

Dysmenorrhea is an annoying problem. Even though Li Laisi and her mother-in-law are so fierce and ferocious, the pain still makes them roll all over the bed and it is difficult to stand up——

This is actually very metaphysical, just look at the labels on them!

No matter whether it is a martial arts instructor, a middle-aged aunt, or whatever, it seems that they have nothing to do with this problem, but the doctor has beaten them a dozen times, and the dysmenorrhea has still not improved.

"I told you not to mess around. The injury is just right, but I also blew myself up hundreds of times. The endocrine disorder is probably caused by the tossing. This is not the right day. There are still many days to go, and Lilith can't do this."

"Does it hurt?"

Lilith groaned and said nothing.

The belly is very soft and warm, but Li Cang feels something wrong when he rubs it. Where is the edge of the paper?

"No, not coming."

"So, are you in a bad mood?" Li Cang leaned sideways on the bed, "Isn't our mother always like this, angry with me?"

"No, not at all," Li Leisian pursed her lips, her face a little red, "It doesn't hurt, so don't rub it."

"What happened?"

"I don't want to say it!"

Li Laixi's sudden harsh tone made Li Cang realize that he had committed a taboo in a typical relationship between men and women - asking for more information.

The vast majority of women, at least a large part of them, focus on the process of being "angry" rather than the "cause". What they want is a just right "result" rather than a "solution".

It seems quite complicated. For women, "result" \u003e "solution". What most men are unwilling to admit but cannot deny is that "solution" happens to be the worst expected solution.

Don't think about doing some rational analysis to find the cause and solve the problem. Just one word and you're done!

Can coaxing solve the problem?

cannot!

But it can solve women

Won't?

It doesn't matter

For example, Li Cang, a straight boy with a steely mouth.

"I remember when you came back when you were 16, you tricked me into rubbing your belly for three hours. You didn't like the pain of skin peeling, so you asked me to wear plush gloves in the middle of the summer. My hands almost grew mushrooms when I covered them!"

"If my mother finds out, I'll give you a beating. I still can't understand the logic of you two. Do you have to win in physics before you can start reasoning? You can't beat her. Besides, what if you really win? What do you mean, beating my own mother?”

"Also, when Grandpa Wang beat us two, did you, the traitor, hide the fish? You should be a human being. Did you know that Grandpa Wang later took off the bicycle chain? "

"Hey, it wasn't me who hid it, it was the little flower mom next door to Grandpa Wang."

Phew~

This bitch was finally willing to pick up the conversation and changed the subject with great success!

"What is this?" Li Cang was shocked, "Did Xiaohua's mother hide it?"

"Are you still pretending that you only remember being beaten but not why you were beaten?"

"Well, it seems like I took Xiaohua to go sledding." Li Cang scratched his head for a while, thought hard and then said with a wry smile, "It's been too long, I really don't remember."

"You're not taking Xiaohua to ride the sledge. To be precise, you and Lao Wang are riding the sledge, and Xiaohua is pulling the sledge with the reins in front!"

"Ah this."

"You guys are really capable. After Xiaohua went back, her ankles were swollen like carrots," Li Laisi said with a half-smile, "I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into Xiaohua. Even though you are like that, you still refuse to betray you. Then Xiaohua's mother After asking about it, I went to report to Grandpa Wang the next day, and he brought a box of frozen hairtails under the tree home for Xiaohua to fry and eat. "

"."

Li Cang was extremely embarrassed.

it sounds

It really seems like something I can do.

After all, he and Lao Wang ran between Yanchuan and the countryside mountains when they were young. They had extremely rich experience in committing suicide and had tricks far beyond the level of their peers.

"It's too much, it's too much!" Li Cang muttered, "Do you know how harmful it is to an underage girl to be treated like a cow or a horse? This idea must have been Lao Wang's idea!"

"Goose goose," Li Laisi smiled until she changed shape, "Xiaohua said you are a new kid in the city, and there is no such a good-looking boy in the whole small mountain village, so you knocked on the door and invited her to play with the sledge, and she didn't even think about it. I thought about it and agreed.”

Li Cang:_(`‖∠)_

By the way, do I already know how to rely on talent to make a living at such an early age?

Take it out now, this timi is simply a public execution

Li Laisi suddenly turned over, and the two powerful mountains suddenly gave Li Cang the illusion of drowning.

She said condescendingly: "Do you really want to know why?"

"Actually"

Before he finished speaking, he noticed a puzzling look of shame and anger in Li Laixi's eyes. In short, it was quite complex and intriguing, so Li Cang decisively shut up.

emmm, you are a true gentleman watching chess without speaking!

——————

"No looking, no talking, no asking, no laughing!"

"Uh-huh."

"You were obviously laughing and you never stopped!"

"I think of happy things"

"Ahhh! Li! Cang!"

"Don't fight, don't fight, it's killing people, hahahaha."

Li Leisi was so embarrassed and angry by his laughter that her scalp was numb, and there was a faint black energy all over her body, and her whole body was almost broken.

Then, Li Cang managed his expression well and put away the newly embroidered sheets.

"What are you doing?" Li Leisi was extremely disgusted, "You just have the word pervert written on your face."

Li Cang's expression was more than three times exaggerated, and he was not ashamed to say: "Of course it is framed. This is a commemoration of our bloody battles. This is art. I want to keep it and appreciate it slowly. Well, obviously every one is required. The pattern can be said Optional?"

"."

So there is no one on earth worth caring about. You must die right now! !

Li Cang was laughing wildly all the way and was thrown out of the room by clothes, pillows and various furniture.

Lao Wang: "."

Tai Xiaoyi: "."

Mr. Lu Xun once said: When Tyson violently beats Guo Jingming by chance, if you don't break up the fight, you will be considered an accessory. If you do something meaningful, at least you can help Mr. Tai get a few more years in prison afterwards.

"Well, so Li Laisi should be a mantis," Lao Wang said to Tai Xiaoyi in a low voice without any intention of breaking up the fight, "This kind of woman is very dangerous, young lady, you must not imitate her."

"Why are you so bad!" Tai Xiaoyi pinched the soft flesh of his waist angrily.